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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4396 on: May 31, 2022, 06:49:00 pm »
From what I've been seeing, this is the pointy end of the dagger and there's an entire battleship welded on just past the blade. Lots of groundwork laid for this sort of thing in the past 4 months.
“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4397 on: May 31, 2022, 06:52:55 pm »
From what I've been seeing, this is the pointy end of the dagger and there's an entire battleship welded on just past the blade. Lots of groundwork laid for this sort of thing in the past 4 months.

I think this is actually going to backfire on him.

Which doesn't mean there won't be violence, of course.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4398 on: May 31, 2022, 06:54:50 pm »
I think violence is becoming my standard expectation at this stage.
“I am that worst of all type of criminal...I cannot bring myself to do what you tell me, because you told me.”

There's over 100 of us in this meat-suit. You'd think it runs like a ship, but it's more like a hundred and ten angry ghosts having an old-school QuakeWorld tournament, three people desperately trying to make sure the gamers don't go hungry or soil themselves, and the Facilities manager weeping in the corner as the garbage piles high.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4399 on: June 01, 2022, 04:40:22 pm »
I think violence is becoming my standard expectation at this stage.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4400 on: June 03, 2022, 09:05:12 pm »
Tangentially relevant:

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4401 on: June 03, 2022, 10:59:27 pm »
I'm still waiting for TFG to stroke out, though.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4402 on: May 14, 2023, 11:30:10 am »
Judge orders Trump to attend lecture on how not to violate evidence disclosure rules: report

It appears Judge Merchan is going to give TFG enough rope to hang himself.

Here's the link: https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-protective-order/
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4403 on: May 17, 2023, 09:29:48 am »
Here's a lucrative investment opportunity from one of Trump's most unwavering supporters:

'I need help': MyPillow CEO 'offers stock' to recover over $40 million he lost 'trying to overturn the election'

No self-respecting MAGAt should pass up this once in a lifetime chance to get rich quick. I mean, besides TFG, who can run a business more successfully than the My Pillow Guy? And, this upcoming IPO won't be available for very long at its initial offering price.

Here's the link:   https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-mypillow-2660131892/

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #4404 on: June 01, 2023, 10:51:36 am »
"Trump’s Lawyers Start to Wonder if One Could Be a Snitch"

As per the article:

"With three anticipated indictments, two ongoing court cases, and an ever-expanding cadre of lawyers, former President Donald Trump is at a critical juncture—and yet his legal advisers are starting to turn on each other.

According to five sources with direct knowledge of the situation, clashing personalities and the increasing outside threat of law enforcement has sown deep divisions that have only worsened in recent months. The internal bickering has already sparked one departure in recent weeks—and that could be just the beginning.

As Trump’s legal troubles keep growing—with criminal and civil investigations in New York City, Washington, and Atlanta—so too does the unwieldy band of attorneys who simply can’t get along.

The cast of characters includes an accused meddler who has Trump’s ear, a young attorney who lawyers on the team suggested is only there because the former president likes the way she looks, and a celebrity lawyer who’s increasingly viewed with disdain. Worst of all, now that federal investigators have turned the interrogation spotlight on some of Trump’s lawyers themselves, defense attorneys on the team seem to be questioning whether their colleagues may actually turn into snitches."

This is a fairly long article. However, if you have the time to read it, I believe you'll find it provides an amusing glimpse into some of the palace intrigue TFG has instigated.

Here's the link:   https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-lawyers-start-to-wonder-if-one-could-be-a-snitch?ref=home?ref=home