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UNLIMITED Trump thread, 2024 edition

Started by Doktor Howl, November 07, 2024, 05:14:39 PM

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November 07, 2024, 05:14:39 PM
Post the hilarity as it happens!

RFK to HHS.
Musk to FCC.

And it's going to get funnier.
Molon Lube

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November 11, 2024, 11:31:22 PM
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November 11, 2024, 11:31:53 PM
In related news, apparently 80% of the lawyers at the DOJ are ready to jump ship.
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November 12, 2024, 06:06:07 PM
Marco Rubio will be the secretary of state.   :lulz:
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November 12, 2024, 06:18:58 PM
Kristy Noem to DHS.

 :eek:
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#5
November 12, 2024, 06:20:24 PM
Mike Waltz for National Security Advisor.

Sorry, Ukraine.  :cry:
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#6
November 12, 2024, 06:21:09 PM
Treasury:  Scott Bessent

ALL YOUR MONEY ARE BELONG TO BESSENT.   :lulz:
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Doktor Howl

#7
November 12, 2024, 06:21:54 PM
Elise Stefanik as ambassador to the UN.   :evil:

That's one career over.  Remember Nikki Haley?  Me neither.
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MMIX

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February 05, 2025, 12:25:11 PM
Jebus christ almighty! Talk about Kakistocracy! That tangerine tosspot has only gone and said he's going to nick Gaza 'cos its prime seafront property. LOL. If I was Greenland I would be shopping around for a nuclear deterrent, and Oh Canada, are you in the firing line now

Yes I do realise that he has been saying this all along but apparently nobody believed him - well not enough, anyhoo. Hope those fence sitters in Dearborn are enjoying the show . . .
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Doktor Howl

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February 17, 2025, 10:09:50 PM
Quote from: MMIX on February 05, 2025, 12:25:11 PMJebus christ almighty! Talk about Kakistocracy! That tangerine tosspot has only gone and said he's going to nick Gaza 'cos its prime seafront property. LOL. If I was Greenland I would be shopping around for a nuclear deterrent, and Oh Canada, are you in the firing line now

Yes I do realise that he has been saying this all along but apparently nobody believed him - well not enough, anyhoo. Hope those fence sitters in Dearborn are enjoying the show . . .

Now he wants to move everyone out of Gaza and make a new casino complex.

Gazans not having any right of return, which isn't a biggie because they're all going to die of cholera in gigantic untended refugee camps.

I, too, hope that Dearborn feels satisified.
Molon Lube

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October 24, 2025, 12:25:46 AM
Not sure how they're going to blame the destruction of the east wing on Obama, but, whatev.  It's a minor incident in the context of what is happening to the population at large.

Pity about the historical architecture though.
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