UNLIMITED Trump thread, 2024 edition

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Post the hilarity as it happens!

RFK to HHS.
Musk to FCC.

And it's going to get funnier.

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Stephen Miller is back.
Tom Homan is back.

And then this happened:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-transition-official-warns-justice-dept-staff-against-resistance/ar-AA1tTZln?ocid=entnewsntp&pc=LCTS&cvid=a4c73075cd134ed0b9e7887ebbc79190&ei=50

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In related news, apparently 80% of the lawyers at the DOJ are ready to jump ship.

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Marco Rubio will be the secretary of state.   

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Kristy Noem to DHS.

 

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Mike Waltz for National Security Advisor.

Sorry, Ukraine. 

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Treasury:  Scott Bessent

ALL YOUR MONEY ARE BELONG TO BESSENT.   

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Elise Stefanik as ambassador to the UN.   

That's one career over.  Remember Nikki Haley?  Me neither.

[MMIX]

Jebus christ almighty! Talk about Kakistocracy! That tangerine tosspot has only gone and said he's going to nick Gaza 'cos its prime seafront property. LOL. If I was Greenland I would be shopping around for a nuclear deterrent, and Oh Canada, are you in the firing line now

Yes I do realise that he has been saying this all along but apparently nobody believed him - well not enough, anyhoo. Hope those fence sitters in Dearborn are enjoying the show . . .

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Jebus christ almighty! Talk about Kakistocracy! That tangerine tosspot has only gone and said he's going to nick Gaza 'cos its prime seafront property. LOL. If I was Greenland I would be shopping around for a nuclear deterrent, and Oh Canada, are you in the firing line now

Yes I do realise that he has been saying this all along but apparently nobody believed him - well not enough, anyhoo. Hope those fence sitters in Dearborn are enjoying the show . . .

Now he wants to move everyone out of Gaza and make a new casino complex.

Gazans not having any right of return, which isn't a biggie because they're all going to die of cholera in gigantic untended refugee camps.

I, too, hope that Dearborn feels satisified.

[chaotic neutral observer]

Not sure how they're going to blame the destruction of the east wing on Obama, but, whatev.  It's a minor incident in the context of what is happening to the population at large.

Pity about the historical architecture though.

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Thanks to DOGE, we have screw worms in our cattle again.

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Thanks to DOGE, we have screw worms in our cattle again.

Now also diarrhea lettuce, salmonella eggs, and glass in our bread rolls.