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« Last Edit: May 08, 2010, 03:32:34 pm by P3nT4gR4m »
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Re: Baby Jesus just spoke his first word
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2007, 11:19:20 pm »
Needs moar outraged Xtians

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Re: Baby Jesus just spoke his first word
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2007, 12:00:19 am »
should have put christianity in the tags
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Re: Baby Jesus just spoke his first word
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2007, 08:08:06 am »
should have put christianity in the tags
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When I've finished ep1 of Teh Baby Jesus Show I will. This is just a concept test to see if I could superimpose my mouth on the little bast but I was so chuffed I thot I'd share.
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Re: Baby Jesus just spoke his first word
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2007, 09:02:38 pm »
Update - nearly finished the trailer.

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Re: Baby Jesus just spoke his first word
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2007, 12:14:10 am »
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Re: Baby Jesus just spoke his first word
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2007, 12:46:55 am »
Woo!

And while browsing, I found HIMEOBS propaganda as well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ut8U1_yX2w
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Re: Baby Jesus just spoke his first word
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2007, 02:02:49 pm »
Update - nearly finished the trailer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvnce8l-Un8

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Re: Baby Jesus just spoke his first word
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2007, 04:01:33 am »
Spent the whole day doing nothing but the BJ Show.  :banana:

I've completely remodelled the head in hires so it looks better in the closeup shots, as you can see from these comparison pics

Note these are caps of the rigged model, in After Effects preview window, not shopped composites.







Teh head itself is 1342 X 1464 pixels and the red bits of the eye are 121x115 (not quite round)

I've also begun working on the Manger of Doom. Believe it or not the manger was taken from a really real chapel, called the chapel of bones. Google it if you don't believe me.


this is actually the very first frame of episode 1



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Re: Baby Jesus just spoke his first word
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2007, 02:34:24 pm »
Silly how was that clip less disturbing than Daves avatars?
(other than that it was my lord talking)
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Re: Baby Jesus just spoke his first word
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2007, 03:46:40 pm »
Baby J is righteous, Davedim's avi is heinous and blasphemy.
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Re: Baby Jesus just spoke his first word
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2007, 05:30:00 pm »
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Re: Baby Jesus just spoke his first word
« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2007, 03:11:35 am »
That screentest was fucking hilarious.  The eye movements are a crackup!

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Re: Baby Jesus just spoke his first word
« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2007, 05:53:15 am »
This is fucking awesome.

I want to write for it.
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Re: Baby Jesus just spoke his first word
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2007, 07:31:26 am »
This is fucking awesome.

I want to write for it.


But dude, you spit hate. Baby Jesus is all about teh lurve.

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