The Haiku Game

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

you are teh suxor
haiku sare 5, 7, 5
not event rying

next:  why do we never stay on topic here

[the other anonymous]

Topic is teh suck
First Post! yells Slashdot luser
All else is chaos

Next Topic: Yellow

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

they call me mellow
yellow quite rightly I'm just
mad about saffron

next:  global warming sux, even if it doesn't exist

[the other anonymous]

"But it does exist!
Why, just look at the ice age!"
"That was not our fault!"

Next Topic: The Virtues of Cooking with Cast-Iron Skillets

[Zurtok Khan]

Behold! The burnt bits
they come off much easier
then with cast-iron

next: Iron Chef (the origonal japonese version) rocks.  Alot.

[the other anonymous]

Duh, of course it rocks.
The Japanese do stuff better.
Especially porn.

Next Topic: ANIME TENTACLE PORN!!!

[Zurtok Khan]

The Scrid does not do
Hentai.  If you ask nicely he does
know how to pleasure you, though.

[the other anonymous]

What's the Next Topic?
I am lost in a sea of
Possibility.

Next Topic: The Five Elements (and I expect five verses!)

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

there was a band named
earth, wind and fire, were water
and ether just lost?

next: crazy band names

[the other anonymous]

We have no message
Our music is void of meaning
But our name is cool

Next Topic: Ms Haversham

[Iron Sulfide]

What's the Next Topic?
I am lost in a sea of
Possibility.

Next Topic: The Five Elements (and I expect five verses!)

Sweet is the first One
an elemental taste test
brings sweet to the front

BOOM! BOOM! We were Shook
At the thunderous rolling
Second Element

It all was Pungent
In the wake of the next verse
But that don't stop me

They say the Prickle
Is the strongest Element
They are just kooky

But Orange is the 1337
Nothing can rhyme with it's name
Not even more Orange

[sorry, had to]

Next Topic: Ms Haversham

[DJRubberducky]

Satin-swaddled wraith,
Hey!  Watch out!  That's flammable!
Charcoal, anyone?

Next topic: It's carbecue season!

[IntoxiChrist]

Ode to the shotgun
Double-barrelled offering
The boomstick prevails

[Buddha's Ghost Penis]

Next topic: Why ban BGP?


WHY BAN ME!?!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!
WHY ME!?

[IntoxiChrist]

Next topic: Why ban BGP?


WHY BAN ME!?!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!
WHY ME!?

BECAUSE YOU DID NOT USE THE PROPER SYLLABLES