Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Literate Chaotic => Topic started by: zenji on December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 pm

Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 pm
In Great Honour of a "Kallisti", the eclectic Le Elohm, I endeavour to continue the thread in Principia!

A ......5, 7, 5, format,  to include a "next topic" post!

Goes like this........

Across the valley
Grey misty vapours pour in.
Yorkshire Fog descends.

Next topic.......Mountains.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Conquistadore Nunya on December 03, 2002, 05:22:41 pm
Atop the plateau
the sound of man does not reach.
I recline in peace

I hope that one's good.  I'm a little rusty on haiku.

Next topic is the firmament, the ether, space, or what word you use for what envelops this place
Title: hm.
Post by: digiti puppet on December 03, 2002, 06:18:07 pm
well now, philosophy class rears it's golden head :

think on heidegger
reach a hand past space : now do
we dwell in nothing?


okay there love. i answered yours....


next topic : cookies as a metaphor.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lord Trout on December 04, 2002, 02:38:06 am
Gee, left me an easy topic there, didn't you?  :shock:

In the vast, dark void,
a peanut-butter cookie
is better than air


Yes, I am rusty with the old haiku as well... Next topic:

"Farm Equipment"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on December 04, 2002, 05:03:37 pm
Tractor pulling hay.
Insecticides sprayed about!
We all end up worms!

Next topic.....Water.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Captain Tangent on December 05, 2002, 04:20:09 pm
Spring is in the air
She said, as the clouds above
began to leak down.

Yes, that's bloody terrible, sorry.

Next topic: A man lying unconcious.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lister on December 05, 2002, 06:48:49 pm
Let's try this haiku thing...

Five bottles of rum
Ten joints full of top-notch weed
I fear the morning

next topic: Fire
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Conquistadore Nunya on December 06, 2002, 01:18:01 am
This one's for the cabal homies

His hand hits the stove,
but Henry Rollins cares not -
He's stronger than fire!

Next topic: Frozen peas
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lord Trout on December 06, 2002, 01:49:38 am
Stir-fry vegetables,
Frozen, with peas and corn,
Taste good with chicken


Next Topic... Hand Cream
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on December 06, 2002, 12:29:28 pm
Chapped fingers so dry.
"Neutragena" from Norway,
Saves flaking digits.


Next topic..........cellphones! :x
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lister on December 06, 2002, 06:09:18 pm
silence in train
broken by a disney tune
the pain will not end

next topic: Pizza
Title: Pizza
Post by: Velvet Jesus on December 07, 2002, 08:27:23 am
Dough-faced pizza man,
your cheeks rise like baking bread.
Your grin is a knife.

Next topic:  clowns!   :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on December 07, 2002, 11:58:38 am
White face and red lips.
His trousers always fall down.
The tears of a clown!

next topic.....statues.
Title: Statues
Post by: Velvet Jesus on December 07, 2002, 09:54:33 pm
A head of marble
A wintry white sentinel
Eyes that cannot see.  

Next topic:  Kurt Vonnegut   :D
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Velvet Jesus on December 09, 2002, 12:36:11 am
Sorry, didn't mean to kill the haiku game!  I'll change the "Next Topic" to:  your choice.  

 :)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Conquistadore Nunya on December 09, 2002, 05:49:27 am
Velvet Jesus killed
the thread with a tough topic
But has made amends   :wink:

Next topic: DNA
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on December 09, 2002, 07:43:19 am
The double helix,
Makes me what I am today.
I'm no Selfish Gene!


next topic.................ice.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lord Trout on December 10, 2002, 06:05:14 am
My soda is warm,
It is not tasty that way,
Ice cubes do the trick!


next topic... Tyler (yes, I know, I know...)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on December 10, 2002, 04:57:08 pm
Swastika avatar,
Heavy mind with mighty words.
Still polishing tiles!

next topic.........stellar nucleo-synthesis! :mrgreen:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on December 10, 2002, 05:00:17 pm
Stars burning their fuel.
Centres collapsing outwards.
We're made of star-dust!

next topic..........cats! 8)
Title: Cats
Post by: Velvet Jesus on December 10, 2002, 05:19:41 pm
Light paws, quickening
on railings, a high wire act:
Shadow play of cats.  

lol @ Conquistadore Nunya   :)

Next topic:  a blizzard
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on December 11, 2002, 05:01:36 pm
Windswept snowflakes fall.
In the shrill whiteout flurry.
Covers my footsteps!

(Basho composed some sharp Haiku based on winter's snows)

next topic...............Absinthe :mrgreen:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on December 12, 2002, 03:26:25 pm
Emerald liquor,
Best taken with water and sugar!
Sets my soul on fire!

next topic.......Hotdogs!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guest on December 13, 2002, 08:29:15 pm
Tasty beef and pig
Bought from a street vendor here
Do not eat the buns


Next topic: Chicken Nuggets!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guest on December 13, 2002, 08:30:47 pm
Tasty beef and pig
Bought from a street vendor here
Do not eat the buns


Next topic: Chicken Nuggets!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lister on December 13, 2002, 10:10:34 pm
Crispy Crusty Shell
Around White Succulant Meat
Sold In Packs Of Five

Next topic: Those squeaky dog toys that go "ni ni ni ni ni" when you squeeze them rapidly.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Velvet Jesus on December 14, 2002, 01:32:28 am
ni ni ni ni ni
the squeaky dog that goes "ni"
ni ni ni ni ni.  

 :P

Next topic:  Eris!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: digiti puppet on December 15, 2002, 03:38:10 am
well...it would seem that eris would appreciate a good rousing drunken irish limerick before a haiku, so...


there once was a goddess from greece,
who said "tyler, oh please
you're befouling my board
with your spoutings of 'fnord'
someone wants you - go join the police"

:)

next topic...swollen tonsils. i feel like poop today. *gack*
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on December 15, 2002, 05:20:50 am
Itchy sensation
Pain killers dont help me sleep
Haiku alleviates

Next topic: Mirror sunglasses
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lord Trout on December 15, 2002, 06:49:43 am
Redneck policeman
Says "Boy, you goin' to jail!"
I had better run!


Next on the agenda: Shaving Cream
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on December 15, 2002, 06:54:50 am
Helps smoothe the razor.
Lubricating menthol gell.
The green King of Shaves!

Next topic.........uninvited guests/ :(
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on December 15, 2002, 09:44:49 am
Get out of my house.
I am going to stab you.
You are bleeding now!

next topic: Carpet stains
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on December 15, 2002, 03:50:45 pm
Fallen Shiraz glass,
How you broke to spread your red!
The beige carpet stained!


next topic........lust. :shock:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Chaplain Shinxy on December 15, 2002, 06:06:34 pm
Just out of their sight
Our bodies in the darkness
Build to ecstasy

Next topic: whirlpools
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: digiti puppet on December 16, 2002, 05:43:33 am
a sensual dance
of cleansing, light and darkness...
....how i love laundry.

aw, i missed the lust haiku?

next topic : your greatest love
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on December 16, 2002, 07:10:44 am
though small of stature
her handshake gives me meaning
I am her servant

next topic: your greatest love
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Conquistadore Nunya on December 16, 2002, 04:50:34 pm
Black pearl of chaos
Kali's limbs and eris' mind
Her soul is sacred

Next topic... your greatest hate, exempting Tyler if applicable.  He's already had his own haiku.   :wink:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Chaplain Shinxy on December 16, 2002, 05:11:24 pm
His mind frozen hard
His mouth open and yapping
You don't have a clue

Next topic... midnight
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on December 17, 2002, 07:48:35 am
Deep dark end of day!
Marks begining of the next.
"Down at Tube Station". :P

next topic............bowling!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mackgnash the III on December 17, 2002, 03:10:54 pm
Pins fall down when hit
Bowling is not my pet game
ball lands in gutter

next topic....seanbaby (http://www.seanbaby.com)'s celebrating independence day like a bad mother fucker
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on December 28, 2002, 10:20:59 pm
Sean Baby is here!
More so than his dead father!
Generations fly!



next topic........cloned aliens! :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Conquistadore Nunya on December 28, 2002, 11:24:16 pm
Raging Xenomorph
Cloned from Sigourny Weaver
Hey!  Don't eat my face!

Next topic socks!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on December 29, 2002, 12:20:30 pm
Im no good at these.... but I love socks.... so here goes...
uhhhhh...... *thinks*

Spoon wants to whack you
With a sock full of quarters
dont touch his chilli fries!

is that right?

if so.... then next topic..... chilli fries!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lord Trout on December 30, 2002, 04:56:37 am
Spicy beans and meat,
Coupled with starch and some salt,
Make a tasty meal!


Ack! I nearly forgot to give the next topic!...

How about rats?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on December 30, 2002, 09:04:16 am
Long tailed brown rodent,
Sniffs the air, whiskers twitching.
Caught in the rat trap!

next topic.......haute cuisine. :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Poib on December 30, 2002, 10:17:24 am
Green Plant Placed Right Makes,
Fasionably Elegant,
Ugly Meal In Past.

next topic, the serum that fills burn blisters  :shock:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on January 03, 2003, 02:29:00 pm
Sickly clear fluid,
Bursts forth when pricked with a pin.
Red raw skin beneath.

Next topic........Feathers. :P
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Poib on January 04, 2003, 09:51:07 am
toture in extremes,
worse than sandpaper contacts,
feather to the toe.

next topic, John Lennon on 20 hits of LSD :shock:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: phantom pope on January 04, 2003, 10:56:10 am
flying high,
trying to touch the sky,
floating through worlds of non-existence

next topic..... the movie 'shining'
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on January 04, 2003, 01:31:32 pm
Where's Jack with that axe?
"Hi Honey I'm home!" *Smashes door*.
Crazed Motherf*cker.

next topic..........nipples. :oops:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on January 04, 2003, 10:43:00 pm
Dont twist them too hard
If you do so on a whim
sometimes they come off

next topic - Bratwurst
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Poib on January 06, 2003, 09:34:38 am
thick, juicy, meaty.
placed in my girlfriends mouth.
resembles my cock. :oops:  8)

next topic......TUMS
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on January 07, 2003, 03:18:50 pm
"Wiener" in her mouth,
Masticated to a pulp,
Ends in her stomach!



Next topic.........Psycho-sexual-tendencies........(Subtle stuff please!)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on January 07, 2003, 09:03:34 pm
Strangulation breeds addiction
Minor asphyxiation
I wont ever stop

Next topic: Bees
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Poib on January 09, 2003, 01:02:50 am
Damn bees sting my bum,
it is so friggin swollen,
Now it hurts to crap.

next topic, Cacti
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Y.M. Hut on January 09, 2003, 03:23:07 am
The stationary
Defender of the water
Life where there is none

Next topic: Electrical Shock
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on January 09, 2003, 06:13:16 am
Muscle contraction?
holy screaming eagle shit!
ZAP! I am now dead.

next topic: Fight.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on January 09, 2003, 11:38:51 am
Chun-Li kicks Zangeif
I miss old Street Fighter Two
Super Nintendo!


next topic..... good old Atari!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Poib on January 10, 2003, 06:46:54 am
BOOM, you are now dead.
battletank for atari
man those were the days.

cmon guys, its the best i could do!



next topic....The extinction of dinosaurs
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on January 10, 2003, 04:28:02 pm
Asteroid hits Earth.
Sixty five million years.
Evolution ends!

next topic...........statues.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Poib on January 12, 2003, 12:08:54 am
optic disaster,
vacant of true expression,
poorly carved statue.

next topic, spilt bong water
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: phantom pope on January 13, 2003, 11:13:40 am
smells like pure coal-tar...
see what your lung is doing for you...
always pay attention not to spread it on the ground...

next topic...... 'used condoms'

phantom pope (hope4dope)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Slarti on January 13, 2003, 08:41:45 pm
Juggling a monkey,
Against the bitter wind;
What a pretty sight!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lord Trout on January 17, 2003, 12:47:33 am
What, no topic for the next Haiku?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on January 17, 2003, 10:58:06 am
I dont think that last one was on topic anyway.... so I'd guess its still on "used condoms" then?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on January 17, 2003, 09:22:01 pm
*smiles graciously*....O)h..yes SpoonE...that Haiku was on topic! :shock:

Sadly few of us see it that way!

Next topic....what's the use of condoms? :oops:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Poib on January 18, 2003, 12:24:51 am
reduces my fun,
less sensation than before,
yay birth control pills!!!!!!

next topic, Phil Collins
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Y.M. Hut on January 18, 2003, 07:08:57 am
With Phil at the helm,
Gabriel couldn't cut it,
Genesis was dope

next topic, Fire
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on January 18, 2003, 09:17:45 am
Yellow starry ball.
That fills the skies with brightness.
No flame can dim thee.

next topic.........wealth. :shock:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Poib on January 18, 2003, 05:46:28 pm
lots'n lots'n cash,
buys many naked women,
smothered in hotties.

next topic, vegetable seasoning
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Poib on January 24, 2003, 12:45:57 am
tantalizing flake,
savoury essence of plant,
im salivting

next topic.....Green Boxes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on January 24, 2003, 10:35:57 am
Little Green Boxes,
Each made of Ticky-Tacky.
Green Boxes called "home".

next topic...........sunglasses.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: phantom pope on January 24, 2003, 11:43:52 am
makes you look like don johnson in miami vice,
enables you to view the world in blue or pink or ...
protects your eyes instead of beeing burned by sun

next topic .... pink panther
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lister on January 24, 2003, 07:44:36 pm
Pink Carnivore Beast
Top Hat, Walking Stick, Jazz-Tune
Chased By Blue Midget

Next topic...Poker
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Poib on January 28, 2003, 06:17:07 am
first five oranges,
oops i mean five poker chips,
or five cards of glue.

next topic....farts
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on January 28, 2003, 04:21:52 pm
Pungent, gaseous,
Wafting from posterior.
Only smell your own!

Next topic.............watches.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Poib on January 28, 2003, 07:53:47 pm
saw strapping young lad,
i am now beaten to shit,
found watch on the floor.

next topic......lifeguards
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: phantom pope on January 29, 2003, 03:05:29 pm
GW Bush have/needs plenty,
beware you of the shark at the beach,
are specialized for the next 1 minute and know what exactly is to do

next topic .... dentists

phantom pope (fish is risk)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mushlette on January 29, 2003, 07:00:18 pm
Two rotten toofies,
novocaine, pliers are
ah! relief at last.

Sucks! Ack. You shouldn't have read it.

Next topic: aspic.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Poib on February 01, 2003, 07:57:06 am
what the fuck is it?
The true aspic mystery!!!
just what does that mean?

next topic, punk music(written negatively)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: phantom pope on February 01, 2003, 10:28:54 am
punk is just like funk,
rank: dirty and muddy,
blank from da scratch!

next topic .... ants

phantom pope (rock lock)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on February 04, 2003, 03:54:07 pm
With Formic Acid.
Don't let ants get in your pants!
They're Mostly Harmless!



next topic.......birds. :P
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Velvet Jesus on February 04, 2003, 04:26:25 pm
Silent, wingless flight.
Two oragami pigeons
come fluttering down.  

Next topic:  cheesecake   :P
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on February 04, 2003, 06:17:09 pm
So naked of breast,
Strikes a questionable pose.
With a cheesy grin!




next topic.......Planets. :P
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Velvet Jesus on February 04, 2003, 07:48:39 pm
Hole in the night sky
glowing like a second sun
Earth's sister planet.  

Next topic:  earthquakes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on February 04, 2003, 07:58:22 pm
Get in the doorway!
I am so scared, please hold me!
We're all going to die!!!!

next topic:  Tornadoes  (we should do a whole series of natural disaster ones... heh)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: phantom pope on February 04, 2003, 09:10:23 pm
spiral wind
enormous power
better go s0mewhere else

next topic ..... x-rays

phantom pope (lay gay tray)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lord Trout on February 05, 2003, 02:33:37 am
A powerful ray,
Makes the fertile, infertile!
Aim not at my nuts!


Next topic: Hurricane (back to natural disasters!)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: phantom pope on February 05, 2003, 10:37:33 pm
on the water i can dance my tribes
hurricane is a synonym for tornados
like blizzards are ice-hurricanes

next topic ..... tsunami (back to da root)

phantom pope (boot my root)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Poib on February 05, 2003, 11:42:09 pm
fucking rainy day. :roll:
its a bit more windy now....... :?
OH FUCK, TSUNAMI!!!! :shock:

next topic.....The dirt ring in the bathtub
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on February 06, 2003, 03:49:43 pm
:lol:

*A gentle reminder to all Haiku posters......
1st line....5 syllables
2nd line.....7 syllables
3rd line ....5 syllables....

First two lines generally interlink...
last line can go off at a tangent but should display relevancy!!!!!! :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: PrincessEris von Tartarus on February 06, 2003, 11:44:34 pm
oh ring in the tub
i wish i was in the pub
dirty place of clean.

Next topic:

knight time
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on February 06, 2003, 11:48:48 pm
This english broadsword
I am adept in its use
Your armor is fail

Next topic:

I have to pee.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lord Trout on February 06, 2003, 11:56:58 pm
An urgent pressure,
Bladder is about to burst!
Oops! Now pants are wet...


Try this one: Tesla
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: phantom pope on February 07, 2003, 12:46:00 am
danger high voltage,
don't get roasted like beefsteak,
better stay away.

next topic ..... !next topic :shock:

phantom pope (elecTRICKick)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on February 08, 2003, 09:25:44 am
To pick or not to.
Both are nose poking problems.
Pinky fingers best! 8)

next topic........wind..... :P
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on February 08, 2003, 11:41:05 am
damnit.... I missed the tesla subject.... remember in that thread about dreams I had one about Tesla?.... damn...

anyway...

wind blows hard outside..
need to open the window...
fly a kite inside....

next topic....  undies...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on February 08, 2003, 12:42:35 pm
Superman's undies,
Worn outside of the leggings.
Just how did he "fly"? :lol:


next topic.....parma ham
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on February 11, 2003, 06:04:21 pm
Salted and air-dried,
Tasty Italian ham.
Great Football team too!


next topic...........stars.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Linnie-san on February 11, 2003, 07:04:28 pm
Bright light in the sky;
Said he'd never shine again
But now he's smiling

(He He, this is about a guy I was madly in love with in High School. I used to call him "Shiny" because that's what he was, (except when he got depressed). He was a bit psycho, but very cute and poetic 8) )

Next topic: moonflowers
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on February 12, 2003, 08:19:53 am
That Finger Pointing,
The flower's eternity.
Meditate on this.



Whooooooaaaahhh..........100 posts!!!
Thank you Haiku posters!!!!!

next topic.....building sites!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lord Trout on February 13, 2003, 06:02:29 am
An early website,
Chock full of GIFs and MIDIs,
Not the way to go.


Bonus Haiku, same topic...

Take a bad website,
Add on a good Message Board,
Lose MIDIs, now cool!


Next topic: Greyfaces who purchase Time-Share vacations...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on February 16, 2003, 04:44:46 pm
Darn those greyfaces!
That guy, who works at Wallgreens,
He is a cabbage!

Next topic:  pickled plums
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MapleMan on February 17, 2003, 08:27:39 pm
my first try at a haiku so here goes...

stored in vinegar
fine complementing flavours
they are a fine food

and as this if i get this right will be the 2001'st post on the forum the next subject should be...

2001 a space oddesy
Title: Fools. I was already ancient!
Post by: Z on February 17, 2003, 10:13:14 pm
Oh Stanley Kubrick
If Apes invent Death Metal
I am very proud

Next topic: I am the black wizards
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on February 21, 2003, 11:15:47 am
Apologies in advance ZZZ,

"I'm the Black Wizards"
Old Peculiar Topic,
I'll drink to that brew!



(The Old Peculiar is a dark beer brewed in Masham, North Yorkshire. The "Old Peculiar" is the title given to the wizard geezer who applied his magic stamp to the earliest of beers brewed there.......hence the "Seal of the Old Peculiar of Masham" around the bottles/beers!)

next topic......Italian Wine
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: phantom pope on February 22, 2003, 11:02:25 pm
from toscana over,
milano and perlermo,
deliscious-daily-drink

next t0pic .... 'can' openers

phantom pope (mOVE2roOVE)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Slarti on February 22, 2003, 11:05:32 pm
cool Can openers
they open cans for me
then i eat the food

next topic: Assassins
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Velvet Jesus on February 23, 2003, 03:00:33 am
dangerous dancer
softly treading, part devil
of deliverance.  

Next topic:  duct tape
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on February 23, 2003, 06:14:12 am
sticky on one side
fix anything you put it on
millions of uses...

next topic....  ghost cookies...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on February 23, 2003, 10:10:10 am
Naughty little things,
Lurk inside your computer.
Your secrets are known!


next topic...........chocolates.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: HVD on February 23, 2003, 03:28:33 pm
Aztecs smoked the leaves
But it was Cadbury's who
Really got it right

Next Topic: Fundies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Slarti on February 24, 2003, 10:04:05 pm
Fundies are stupid
Atheist fundies are jerks
I used to be one.

Next topic: Buddha
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MapleMan on February 24, 2003, 10:09:10 pm
siddharta you fool
enlightened you were indeed
but so are we all

next topic mobiles
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on February 25, 2003, 03:28:39 pm
Look for the mobiles
Outside of your Mind and they....
Become the devil!!

Sorry..just couldn't resist that one!!


next topic..............broken glass!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MapleMan on February 25, 2003, 05:30:36 pm
shards of jagged glass
dangerous to walk upon
wear shoes if you must


pork pies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on February 26, 2003, 04:37:56 pm
Pork Shop in Skipton,
Makes the "Celebrated Pies",
Juices run when hot!



next topic..........scaffolding!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: phantom pope on February 26, 2003, 07:22:41 pm
not easy to walk on,
too much in the hood,
may block your way





cave painting



phantom pope (lICKbrICKs)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Euphoric on February 28, 2003, 05:48:08 am
Man-thing is killing
In red and black lines we see
Glorious deed done



Next Topic: Politics!

Euphoric
-Potato
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on March 09, 2003, 11:35:22 am
Correct Politics,
Are not at all what they seem.
Black is white is black.



next topic...........skateboards. :P
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: phantom pope on March 09, 2003, 12:32:26 pm
titus drives you well,
double-flips may drift away,
free-style right to hell!



next topic ..... martial arts

phantom pope (sk8L8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on March 09, 2003, 08:04:12 pm
Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan
both can kick anyones ass
who will win between?


next topic:   MTV's The Real World...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on March 09, 2003, 09:41:17 pm
Music is it The..
Real World, shakes your body down.
I ain't got no Soul!


next topic....................sad bastards!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on March 14, 2003, 10:48:32 pm
I must have been drunk!
Sad Bastards don't do Haiku.
But what do I know!


next topic...........nighttime.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: EvilUndine on March 22, 2003, 02:14:32 am
darkness falls slowly
can of spraypaint in my hand
vandalism time!



and the next topic is: modern art
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on March 22, 2003, 06:59:50 am
Tate Modern shows
Art that is not "art", and yet..
They call it "modern"?


next topic............foggy mornings
Title: Foggy Mornings
Post by: Trollax on March 24, 2003, 12:36:20 am
Morning fog holds me...
Dreaming I pick up my sword...
And Kill the Memeplex.




Next Topic...... Cafes

~Poetic Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on March 25, 2003, 03:36:27 pm
French Society
Revolves around the cafes.
But not "cinq-a-sept".



next topic..........relaxation.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MapleMan on April 02, 2003, 08:43:19 pm
Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it

srry couldnt resist that one... next topic

money
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on April 03, 2003, 04:18:35 am
Money is not bad
Evil loves it as do I
Soul is Money Too...




Next Topic........Painting.

~Capital Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on April 03, 2003, 05:32:04 am
Mix a bunch of dye
give yourself paint enema
fart on some canvas

next: Scan me!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on April 03, 2003, 08:34:58 am
Xerox copier,
Uses light to scan your bits!
But not on paper.


next topic...............stones
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on April 04, 2003, 01:56:40 am
Water Runs Along
As they tumble down the stream
Rocks are shaped by time.......




Next Topic...............Music
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on April 06, 2003, 03:52:16 pm
Be the food of love.
Play that Symphony for me.
Music, be my life!


Next topic..............death.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on April 06, 2003, 11:05:10 pm
of oblivion
there is nothing to be said
it doesnt have words

next topic: Cherry Blossoms
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on April 09, 2003, 12:33:05 pm
The Bee emerging
From within cherry blossoms
Leaves reluctantly!



*Sorry Basho.....*


next topic..................kick my ass!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on April 10, 2003, 04:32:37 am
I deserve beating...
I call you an Enemy...
I will be beaten...



Next Topic Fnord...

~Neopoetimysical Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: HVD on April 10, 2003, 10:38:52 pm
Is the parrot dead?
No sir, it just acts that way
Pining for the Fnords

Next topic - 4:20
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: phantom pope on April 12, 2003, 06:32:19 pm
last basketball ends up 4:20
at 4:20am most people dream
at least 4:20 isn't balanced well

next topic ... F1

phantom pope (hEATbEAT)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on April 13, 2003, 06:49:14 am
here comes a double...

Function Button One
used in various programs
never REALLY used

Function Button One
can name a million uses
still collects much dust

next topic.... vodka
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on April 23, 2003, 03:01:22 pm
Nooo, Nasdroviye!
Tovarishi, myi pyom....
Stolicheniya!!!!!

Ok, that's a bit of Anglo/Ruskki


Cheers for the slammers!
All my friends and I, we drink.....
A top class votka!


next topic........just why do dog owners allow their dogs to poooo outside your house, but take great offence if you tell them to pick up the pooooo!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: HVD on April 23, 2003, 05:36:02 pm
they dislike dog-crap
so in effect, we can say
they poo-poo poo-poo

next topic:  The Satellite of Love
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on April 25, 2003, 09:11:25 am
Revolving around
Lustfull heavenly bodies
I'm truly in Love!


next topic.....................All those chores you do on a Friday! :roll:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 25, 2003, 08:34:24 pm
sublime porcelaine
embraces my tender part
my back erect...ploop ploopity ploop.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on April 26, 2003, 03:52:59 pm
St Hugh........plase post a "next topic"..........or.........two more strikes and we de-sanctify your good self!!! :shock:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 27, 2003, 09:02:28 pm
next topic...where to hide the bodies.

(sorry about that. brain cells on strike.)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on April 27, 2003, 10:58:47 pm
First dismemberment.
Remember to drain the blood,
pepper spray the bags.

Next Topic: Knifin around
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 28, 2003, 12:18:43 am
slice, spit...slice spit
sounds of fiery spittle
I now wash this shiny utensil.

neaxt topic...."kaboom" went the car
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on April 28, 2003, 05:15:57 am
Car boom we go boom,
Vroom, Vroom, The world is on Shrooms.
And I'm on Fire.................
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Next Topic: Ten-Pin Bowling
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: oddity on April 29, 2003, 07:48:45 am
ok for my triumphant entry to this board:
(hi everyone)

lonely with only
9 pin heads for company
when's it time to split

next topic: hairballs
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on April 29, 2003, 04:15:18 pm
My three cats eat grass,
To rid themselves of hairball.
Don't tread in their puke!


next topic...................verdant pastures.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 01, 2003, 08:29:06 pm
puke on the verdant pastures
puke on the carpet
cats learn to fly

next topic: rabbit sex
Title: Fnordku
Post by: Nolan Void on May 01, 2003, 08:38:40 pm
fell down into pie
it was not my favorite
Hair Pie does not trip
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 01, 2003, 08:42:16 pm
what is the next topic?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Nolan Void on May 01, 2003, 08:45:49 pm
pelicans
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 01, 2003, 08:47:30 pm
pelicans in my soup
pelicans in my hair
waiter, what the fuck's going on here?

next topic: electrical animals
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Nolan Void on May 01, 2003, 09:33:21 pm
5 sylls
7 sylls
5 sylls

keep to the rules and the game is more entertaining
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on May 01, 2003, 09:52:27 pm
Boys...Boys...Boys....!!!!

Haiku is a non-contact sport!!!!!

next topic..electric animals?????


That eel is friendly.
Bolts from the blue are shocking.
Are "Friends" electric?


(Think that one through)

next topic............Solar Flares
Title: ;
Post by: feh on May 02, 2003, 04:00:09 am
A star in distress,
radio interference,
better luck next time  :(

Next topic: the spleen!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Y.M. Hut on May 02, 2003, 05:34:43 am
Some have only one,
And sometimes they make explode,
And mine talks to me.

Next topic: Dystopia
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 02, 2003, 06:32:21 am
Dystopic pancake
Myopic Enchilada
Paradise is lost




Next topic..........Fish

~Hai-kuckoo Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Spoon E. Gee on May 02, 2003, 08:56:14 am
give illness fish do
alergic to fish I am
like yoda I talk

next topic.... picking up your drunk ass friends at 2 in the morning way downtown!!!.... or..... just... being drunk....
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lister on May 02, 2003, 11:10:33 am
Staggering Homewards
Into the drunken Time-Warp
With Roadrunner speed.

next topic: badgers
Title: haiku
Post by: Nolan Void on May 02, 2003, 08:52:26 pm
Badgers Badgers Badgers oi!
Badgers Badgers IN my pants
GET THEM OFF OF ME!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MapleMan on May 02, 2003, 08:57:28 pm
next topic?
Title: next topic
Post by: Nolan Void on May 02, 2003, 11:25:45 pm
FUNDIES
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 03, 2003, 01:51:40 am
Come let us save you...
From your secret destiny...
Sell bibles instead




Next topic..........sugary...lollelry...sweet...sweetn ess............


~MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on May 03, 2003, 04:50:42 pm
That Sacharin Babe,
Butter would not melt in her.....
Mouth, that is sweetness!


next topic..........horse-riding.
Title: haiku
Post by: Nolan Void on May 03, 2003, 07:56:26 pm
woman gets on it

bigger than a mans can be

yo tiajuana!




next topic  tech support
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on May 03, 2003, 08:27:56 pm
This job does pay well
... corporate computer slave
cant wait until five.

next topic:

creepy
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 03, 2003, 10:48:58 pm
creepy dude across the bar
stop staring at me like that
a bottle flies out of my hand....thuunk!


next topic: bar fight
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on May 04, 2003, 11:32:58 am
St Hugh........that's your second strike!!!!!

Please remember to use all the fingers and thumb on your left hand to count the syllables on lines 1 and 3, and for the middle line....all the fingers and thumb on your right hand plus two digits from your left.......Okay?????!!!!!


Look at those cave-men
Go, it's the freakiest show.
Is there life on Mars?


next topic....................traffic cones.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lister on May 04, 2003, 12:52:16 pm
Walking back from pub
Roadworks become my playground
Policeman objects

Next topic: unfiltered cigarettes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on May 04, 2003, 06:23:52 pm
Smoking Al Capones.
I'm going to die today.
Or maybe next week.

next topic: Al Capone
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MapleMan on May 04, 2003, 09:51:05 pm
sent killer flowers
mobsters disguised as coppers
you went mad when caught

next topic fish
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 04, 2003, 11:41:22 pm
motherfnording fish
stole all my pipe tobacco
now it's war on fish

next topic: tobacco fish
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 05, 2003, 04:14:47 am
Addictive fishes
Fugitives beneath the sea
Waiting to be caught...........


Next topic NASA
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 06, 2003, 05:24:27 am
goddamn astronauts
stole all my pipe tobacco
shuttle goes "boom!"...ha!

next topic: charred mammals
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 06, 2003, 07:10:08 am
Sizzle Sizzle burn!
Meat is murder how dare you!
Bang! meat is justice....................



Next topic........................Emoticons
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lister on May 06, 2003, 06:51:57 pm
:idea:  :?  :shock:  :roll:  8)
 :)  :D  :o  :(  :oops:  :P  8)
 :x  :evil:  :twisted:  :wink:  :roll:

next topic: intestinal flora
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 06, 2003, 11:54:45 pm
blossom little things!
tickling, prickling, do they bloom!
flush them out with gin.

next topic: toilet floral arrangements
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 07, 2003, 05:11:19 am
Roses in a can
Antiseptic Violets
Are farts that scary?

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Next topic Beatniks

~Hai-yah! Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 12, 2003, 10:53:33 pm
reciting bad poems
i think i need some more beer
it's Kerouac's fault


next topic: open mic shows
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 13, 2003, 04:02:59 am
Ametures improvise
yet nobody is laughing
why not It's still good?




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Next topic.................................
Fire..........................................
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 13, 2003, 11:12:45 pm
Open the fire hole
my steak will taste good in the
Church of Charred Wisdom

next topic: mystic tequila
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 14, 2003, 03:53:50 am
Drink unlike the rest
So abundant in worm life
I can see through time.......

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Next topic Time loops.............

Hi-yayayahahaha Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on May 14, 2003, 05:54:33 pm
Time does not exist.
Moments pass into moments.
Time does not exist.


next topic...............colleagues you hate! :x
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 15, 2003, 04:48:09 am
Must you work so close?
Competent and obnoxious.
So good but hated.....................


Next topic......... Visions

~Hiya Trollax!~
Title: ;
Post by: feh on May 15, 2003, 08:03:16 pm
Sprinting down the track
Consciousness fades...A vision...
Of Escaflowne?

Next topic: giant robots
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lister on May 15, 2003, 08:23:12 pm
B0b0 the R0b0:
the ?ber aphrodisiac
for anime geeks!

Next topic: I plead guilty as charged.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on May 16, 2003, 09:44:04 pm
You may pronounce me
"Guilty" Thousand times over....
Eternal Goddess.


next topic............Court of History! :shock:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on May 17, 2003, 02:37:22 pm
That Eternal Court.
Gave Hitler his just deserves.
I shall leave no mark!



next topic..............what the f*ck are we all doing here!
Title: ;
Post by: feh on May 18, 2003, 03:23:25 pm
The deadly question
Nihilism lurks nearby
Ignore it and breed

Next tizz-opic: The energy/matter duality
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on May 18, 2003, 04:05:24 pm
Both same and not same.
Uncertainty Principle.
Till you take a look!



next topic.................sleeping dogs (or dead/not dead cats if you prefer.)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 19, 2003, 05:00:35 am
Schrodinger the nut
Boned the wrong girl one weekend
And found the answer

..............................
Next topic The Academic Institution.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on May 22, 2003, 04:31:51 pm
Oxbridge, Ivy League.
Both should be Institutions,
Not for intellects!


next topic................Spanish Fly.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on May 22, 2003, 05:56:35 pm
Cockroach cannot walk
It has no Marijuana
Should use Spanish Fly.

Next Topic: Anti-trust Law
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on May 27, 2003, 02:37:01 pm
What the f*ck is that?
You don't trust the in-laws then?
Never mind Aunty!


next topic...................why ironing is for rainy days.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 28, 2003, 04:03:59 am
Pitter Patter drip.
I shall work on my loin-cloth
Wrinkles shall be gone
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:lol:
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Next topic....
The weather...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on May 28, 2003, 09:51:36 am
Misty morning Sun
Breaks through layer of cloud cover.
Change with the seasons!


next topic...................Live Psychics!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 28, 2003, 11:36:55 am
You... Will... end... up... weal.........
thy..... this... call... has... cost... you... Sev......
venty.... bucks..... good... bye...

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

~Frag...mentaled Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on May 30, 2003, 09:27:13 am
*Trollax.........."next topic"??* :shock:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on June 04, 2003, 03:43:09 am
uhhhm..... ME!
HEHEHEHEHE.......

He is overlooked
and underestimated
That's their last mistake...

NExt topic..........

leftist politics
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on June 04, 2003, 12:09:04 pm
Toying with the "spin"
Those Socialist Politics.
Left, Right, and Centre.


next topic.......................Sea Monsters.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on June 05, 2003, 02:26:34 am
Pyramid and eye
Captain Nemo's Nemesis
All were fictional

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NEXT TOPIC.................
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Pirated CD's and computer games.....
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on June 05, 2003, 12:46:16 pm
next topic................
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on June 06, 2003, 03:18:04 am
Quote from: St. Trollax

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NEXT TOPIC.................
...................................
Pirated CD's and computer games.....

 :!:  :!:  :!:  :!:  :!:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on June 06, 2003, 10:00:11 am
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Those dodgy copies
Don't play on my old Walkman.
B & O plays well!


next topic................Friday Clean-Up Days.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on June 08, 2003, 02:27:28 pm
you act like you try
perhaps you need to wake up
this is not a joke
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on June 08, 2003, 10:16:30 pm
Quote from: Anonymous
you act like you try
perhaps you need to wake up
this is not a joke


This is not a try
Perhaps I need to wake joke!
You act like you up!



next topic........................supportive and constructive comments! :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on June 09, 2003, 04:09:42 am
See you missed a spot.
Don't forget wax on wax off
You are improving.

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Next topic....................................
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Why I don't need a toupe

~Constructional Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on June 09, 2003, 07:53:02 am
Paint the fence, up,down!
Use fine brushes of horsehair.
Trollax the hirsute!


next topic...............the solstice is coming, the solstice is coming. :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Nutrimentia on June 09, 2003, 01:15:34 pm
A solstice, you say?
Circle of life, or does it
Just bounce back and forth?

Next topic: houseplants!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on June 10, 2003, 12:02:19 pm
Konichiwa Nutri-sama!! :D

White Orchid, green leaves.
My tokanoma ablaze.
Golden Buddha smiles.



next topic.................A maze of mirrors.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on June 11, 2003, 07:22:45 am
Here I was am I
Reflected back and forward
Shadow or shining

..................................
NExt Topic...................
..................................

The Excorcist

~HI YAYAYAYAYAYA Trollax~
Title: Hmm...
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 11, 2003, 09:22:15 pm
I never saw "The Exorcist," a fact my dad won't leave me alone about, but I have to keep the thread going so here goes nothing, based on what little I have seen of it-

Some sorta thriller
It has ghosts and little kids
With bladder problems

Next topic:
Your choice. If you've seen The Exorcist, you can write better haiku about that than little ol' sheltered me, or my topic: Trix (the cereal)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: eighteen buddha strike on June 11, 2003, 10:14:05 pm
I love linda blair
She put her hand up my shirt,
to autograph it.

(true story, and the funny thing is, I had a bullwhip sticking out of my jeans... I had been concealing it in my crotch that night... she didnt seem to mind.)

Next Topic:
Trix (the cereal)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2003, 07:41:00 am
No Vonnegut?

He might suggest it:
Thrust at a mobile pastry,
Again at Luna.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ranna on June 14, 2003, 07:47:48 am
Going with Vonnegut.

Scary guy, ya know,
Wrote books, haven't read any
Though I've dreamt of him. o.O

Next topic: Romantic poetry (romantic as in Keats, not as in Hallmark)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on June 14, 2003, 07:54:44 am
Sadly, Websters refuses to polysyllabize 'again.'

Thus I revise with:

He might suggest it:
Thrust at a mobile pastry,
Repeat at Luna.

And repent with:

Daphnias and chipmunks,
Have come out of joint in time.
What an odd karass.

A slip of the mind
May render a haiku moot.
Careful, grasshopper!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ranna on June 14, 2003, 08:03:39 am
I laugh, defeated -
Art is dead, sadly enough,
Dada over all.

Don't forget, guestie, the 'Next topic'.

I proclaim the next topic to be.. Thud?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Phantom Trollax on June 16, 2003, 04:01:18 am
(((I couldn't be arsed logging in!)))

Get yer Mao buttons!
Mao buttons to give the poor
The day so cometh

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NEXT TOPIC...............................
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The top ten reasons Why G W. Bush is a plonker.

~Poelectrasy Trollax~
(((And Khagahn isn't here to see that one :(  )))
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 16, 2003, 11:16:33 pm
Landing planes on ships
No entrepreneurs in France
Cheerleading frat boy

I know, I know, it's no great shakes; don't expect anything by me to be so. Next topic: Finland  :)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ranna on June 17, 2003, 06:23:11 am
In Finland, if asked
'Puhutko suomea?'
Reply 'En puhu!'

PS: Unless, of course, you do (o:

Er.. next topic!  Jazz.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on June 18, 2003, 04:47:07 pm
*thinks........isn't that...
"Have you sh*gged a Finish Babe?"
"Nope......But bonked a reindeer!".


Jazz............

Goceck, Turkish coast
There is a Doctor Jazz Bar.
Best "medicine" there is!


next topic.....................inventions that suck!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 20, 2003, 04:41:37 am
Those scented crayons
My sister loves to eat them...
Crayola cuisine!

N?chstes Thema: Eating Froot Loops with chopsticks (my cousin actually does this)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on June 20, 2003, 05:27:03 am
How many fruitloops
will fit on my new chopsticks?
BANG! goes my blown mind.



proxima topic: Magickal tequila
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: riff on July 04, 2003, 01:59:15 am
that magic potion
bestows great enlightenment
the worm is my friend

Next: Canadian bacon.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 04, 2003, 08:42:01 pm
Quien soy aqui?
Running from filthy bacon.
Fuera de alla....


next topic: cabalistic caballeros
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on July 06, 2003, 03:29:16 pm
Cabal in packs
Death to the infidel scum
We are one with all...

Next topic....................................
The reasons why a cold dead fish is better to have during a crisis than a machine pistol........................

~Trollax is writing
his traditional signoff
But they're getting weird~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on July 07, 2003, 04:43:01 pm
Stiff Coeleocanth,
Uzi Nine Millemetre.......
Hide behind the first!


Next topic..............sychophantic inept line managers.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on July 08, 2003, 05:36:23 am
They nose my browns
I'd prefer that they didn't
Now it's all broken

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Next Topic.............................
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Closet Racism

~Hi Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 09, 2003, 07:49:26 pm
Hidden Hitlerites
Sniping at us from afar
Burn down their closet!

next topic: sadistic fluff-bunniesque christianized cannibals
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: riff on July 10, 2003, 06:07:48 am
A Christianized cannibal, Ted
Had horrible thoughts in his head
Sadistic things that he'd say
In his fluff-bunniesque way
Made me worship Discordia instead.


Next topic: The contents of the 12 missing frames from the Zapruder film
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on July 12, 2003, 01:16:58 pm
Quote from: Riff
A Christianized cannibal, Ted
Had horrible thoughts in his head
Sadistic things that he'd say
In his fluff-bunniesque way
Made me worship Discordia instead.


Next topic: The contents of the 12 missing frames from the Zapruder film


Nice !

The Zapruder film
Had twelve missing frames from it.
What were the contents!



next topic................innumerate illiterates. :shock:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on July 12, 2003, 08:49:21 pm
too pluhss too yz fayve
pai iz fud, nogt uh numbur
math geekz, dey iz weerd

Next topic: How Strong Bad can type so fast with boxing gloves :?: (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on July 13, 2003, 01:29:37 pm
Medeo..........that was funny!



Bad went on a course,
And got a certificate!
"Fast type with gloves on"............



next topic........incredibly complicated superstring theories solved!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: riff on July 14, 2003, 03:11:19 am
Why make such a fuss?
Just buy some at the toy store!
"Party in a can!"

(http://www.goodmarkgroup.com/images/IR_PS101367.gif)

Next episode: vegan ninjas
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on July 15, 2003, 11:06:56 pm
What a weird concept
Stealth assassins from Japan
But no meat or milk

Damn, that sucked... anyhow
Next topic: The Great Mighty Poo
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 16, 2003, 05:21:50 am
Solo me quede
here to fight the Mighty Poo?
Where are you, Eris?

Proxima topic: "Eris and the Great Mighty Poo"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on July 16, 2003, 04:19:32 pm
Goddess full of sh*t,
Don't crap on your board members.
We worship your "wit".


next topic..............Riff :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: riff on July 17, 2003, 11:04:34 pm
Pre-emptive haiku
I write so that no one speaks
My darkest secrets.


Next: Emoticons
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on July 18, 2003, 06:00:27 am
Quote from: Lister
:idea:  :?  :shock:  :roll:  8)
 :)  :D  :o  :(  :oops:  :P  8)
 :x  :evil:  :twisted:  :wink:  :roll:

next topic: intestinal flora


It too has been done
That which has gone before us
Shall be repeated............

 :mrgreen:  :|  :P  8)  8)
 :twisted:  :twisted:  :x  :P  :oops:  :?  :shock:
 :|  :roll:  :o  :lol:  :cry:

~Emotive Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on July 18, 2003, 06:01:56 am
Next topic...........

Rotting smelly feet.....................
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on July 18, 2003, 05:41:13 pm
Mold 'n' mud 'n' shit
Goin' to job interview,
My foots look snazzy!

Next topik: The democracy cakewalk in Tienenman Square
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on July 19, 2003, 08:58:42 pm
Thousands in the square
Walking over fluffy cakes
Not dodging bullets


proxima topic: The democracy claptrap in Fernando Poo.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Sir Lyall on July 20, 2003, 01:12:28 am
Fisson Chips scouted
World teetered on destruction
'Cuz of an island

next topic... the laundromat
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on July 22, 2003, 03:57:17 am
I have never been
But you lose more socks that way
I do mine at home

NEXT TOPIC.............................
The most valuable thing............
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(((For all those of you who've read the log by craig charles))) :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on July 31, 2003, 04:05:39 am
Keep breathing for now
Stay alive just one more day
See Sunrise again

next: Klingon Culture - what's up with that?
help files: http://home.tampabay.rr.com/ngabwi
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: riff on July 31, 2003, 05:30:59 am
Bonus points if you write it in Klingon!
Title: Klingon? Did I hear Klingon?
Post by: ngabwI' on August 04, 2003, 12:14:28 pm
This is a "tribute" to a now former boss of mine, the least competent individual ever to walk...

{ 'armanDo vImuS
qabDaj 'angQo'law' *loDHom*
vI'oy'moH vIneH }

"I hate Armando
'Little Man' won't show his face
I want to hurt him"

There, 5-7-5 in both English and Klingon.

Next topic: Tapeworms and their uses in paleontology...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on August 04, 2003, 12:39:37 pm
Pre-Cambrian Age
Little slugs fossilising.
Evolved into Man.




next topic...............Hot Summer weather 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on August 04, 2003, 03:41:04 pm
Boiling Blistering
Excruciating Sauna
Sun and Rain Combined

next topic: eBay
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on August 05, 2003, 05:55:57 pm
Auctioned some stuff there!
Never got my money back!
Embezzling E-Bay........................ :lol:




next topic.............Art for Art's sake.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: riff on August 06, 2003, 01:16:15 am
i made this piece from
metal tubing, cloth, and hair.
so then - where's my grant?


next: regional dialects
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on August 06, 2003, 03:10:47 am
A Haiku Ode to Melbourne:

Who's the wombat now?
I'm always fully sic bros
Yeah, 'Course I poked her...


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NEXT TOPIC...................
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The hidden dangers of the home...

~Scouserial Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on August 06, 2003, 11:28:07 am
Come in my parlour,
Said the spider to the fly!
Turn the power off!



next topic...................pseudonyms!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: riff on August 06, 2003, 11:35:49 pm
Riff, The Commander,
Slartibartfast, St. Trollax,
Medeo, Zenji.

Next: The best kind of cancer.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 07, 2003, 12:01:51 am
In honor of tomorrow's roast on Comedy Central:

Leary's gonna get
lots of lung cancer; maybe
that'll shut him up!

Sekvanta Temo: Dance Dance Revolution
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: riff on August 07, 2003, 03:42:06 am
(tomorrow?  I thought it was on Sunday?)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 07, 2003, 06:31:29 am
Quote from: Riff
(tomorrow? I thought it was on Sunday?)


Yeah, you're right... I was thinking of something else
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Penumbral on August 10, 2003, 07:17:28 pm
Whaaaaaaa??? It is sunday. after the ref or some other movie with kvin spacy.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on August 10, 2003, 07:43:45 pm
Bouncing on Light Pads
No real objective at all
Why not play Pac-Man?

Next Topic: Disney
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Slarti on August 10, 2003, 09:54:32 pm
I'm ignoring the topic,
Indeed, all Haiku rules.
To write this non-haiku.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Penumbral on August 11, 2003, 01:09:14 am
Whats the topic?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on August 11, 2003, 02:32:25 pm
---->The topic is


not even empty space
the nothingness of a cupped hand
then all things arose


Next topic: Why people break the rules! :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Sir Lyall on August 11, 2003, 08:10:10 pm
People break the rules
'Cuz of [long philisophical tangent]
and that's why this isn't even close to a hiaku

Next Topic: A Non-Existant Color
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on August 11, 2003, 10:24:56 pm
Just to freak out kids
Mela put on plaid panties
(Ask Piers Anthony)

Next topic: Use any reference to an obsure novel
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 12, 2003, 12:56:20 am
I'll use two of my favorite obscure sci-fi novels:

Festina Ramos
Sent to scary planet with
NAKED GLASS WOMEN!!!!

Shoogar and Purple
Dueling, yelling, and building
A flying machine

Next topic: Cherokee Casinos = Cash Crops....?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on August 12, 2003, 12:46:20 pm
White men stole their land
Now they get to ignore our laws
Get over yourselves

next topic: Nevada
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 14, 2003, 09:55:55 am
When in Nevada,
Stop in Reno; famous for
Its great police force!

Next Topic: Fooly Cooly!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Slarti on August 14, 2003, 08:44:32 pm
Fooly is cooly
cooly is fooly
i like my non-haiku

next topic: satan and god as roommates in nevada during a flood.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Sir Lyall on August 15, 2003, 04:15:22 am
Mephistopheles
and Yahweh together in
flooding Nevad'

Next topic: The Neo-Freudian implications of bubbles, and why nobody cares.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 15, 2003, 04:29:23 am
I'm not quite sure what
"Neo-Freudian" means, but
still, bubbles are cool.

Next topic: Coach Calhoun from "Grease"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on August 18, 2003, 01:53:41 pm
Coach Calhoun from Greece.
Never heard of him by name.
Thought he was Spiros.



next topic....................dead modems!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on August 18, 2003, 03:45:24 pm
Not working any more
Struck down in height of power
A flash of lightning.

Next topic: South Park
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on August 18, 2003, 07:42:57 pm
Kenny hides in shrooms
Unseen, Chef serves up a dish
Cream of Kenny soup
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on August 18, 2003, 07:44:19 pm
OOOOPS...

next topic:   snails
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Sir Lyall on August 18, 2003, 11:49:21 pm
Slow and mobile, on
back, carrying abode. be
careful! I got salt!

next topic: headaches caused by crashing computers
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on August 19, 2003, 08:36:46 am
My head hurts badly!
As Apple Mac takes a dive.
Crashes on to floor!


next topic.....................hot and humid.......the weather silly!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on August 19, 2003, 07:55:14 pm
Rum, heat wave, pipe stem,
Unfortunate blend, I stand
In liquified friend


Next topic:  Androgeny
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on August 20, 2003, 12:23:57 pm
Boys and girls the same.
That sounds rather disturbing!
Androids rule the world!





next topic....................portable loos
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on August 21, 2003, 05:20:16 am
Burning plastic smell
Chemical toilet's on fire
This always happens

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NEXT TOPIC......................
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The art medium of graffitti Vs Graffitti itself
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 21, 2003, 06:43:31 am
Here's an idea:
Mandatory spelling tests
When selling spray cans

Then no more of this:
Wazzup beeyahch, fokc ju gaiz
Fukd-up Jo waz heer

Next topic: If one haiku makes a dull roar, can two haikus do the Funky Chicken? (And for that matter, what is the plural of 'haiku'?)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on August 21, 2003, 07:16:53 am
Quote from: Medeo
Here's an idea:
Mandatory spelling tests
When selling spray cans

Then no more of this:
Wazzup beeyahch, fokc ju gaiz
Fukd-up Jo waz heer

Next topic: If one haiku makes a dull roar, can two haikus do the Funky Chicken? (And for that matter, what is the plural of 'haiku'?)


I dunno... my tag is a deliberate mispelling that has rampant philosophical implications... Zenji... You'll love this...

Taot...

Anyway........................................... ..........

The sound of Haikus
Belching in the streets at noon
Brings meaning to me

Next Topic.............................
The Reasons why...................
............................................
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 21, 2003, 07:32:38 am
If you want to know,
Stop wanting and know no want.
Would you like some tea?

Next topic: Non-suggestive interpretations of the phrase "Hot Nun-Butter"  :shock:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on August 21, 2003, 01:17:20 pm
Interpret cleanly?
Such a thing doesn't exist
Wow, Hot Nun-Butter

next topic: Sunset on Mars
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on August 21, 2003, 02:34:26 pm
Red-tinged horizon
Yellow star dropping below.
Dims the God of War.


next topic..........................irate service operatives.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on August 21, 2003, 07:51:09 pm
Irate disservice
inoperative, has gun
In sticky bun, run!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on August 22, 2003, 01:48:21 am
Nothing can come of
No-thing: emptiness that is
From where do I come?

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NEXT TOPIC........................
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Why it's so important to have a next topic

~Hai Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 22, 2003, 01:51:49 am
Without next topics
Life becomes like a rock thrown
into the void called beer

Next topic: Taco Fundamentalism
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 22, 2003, 02:28:26 am
Taco is not pure
Ugly lettuce go away
Now just meat and cheese


Next Topic: Uses for 5000 empty toilet paper rolls.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on August 22, 2003, 02:33:25 am
home-made hand grenade
Was always my favourite
The pins were hard though...

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NEXT TOPIC......................
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New computer viruses made by holier-than-thou pretentious hacker motherf***ers
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: starkraven madd on August 22, 2003, 09:43:34 am
holier than thou
yet ye still hacks computers
from thine mother's house

WOW its been a while since i wrote a hauku...

next topic: spoons
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on August 22, 2003, 01:23:16 pm
When cutting hearts out
And just to make it hurt more
Always use dull spoons

Next topic: Brain eating Zombies
learn more (http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?SMFabal)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Slarti on August 22, 2003, 02:32:35 pm
massclickgameslikethatsuck
justlikeoutwarandthatotherstupidonethatiforgetits name
fnord


someone else can write a zombie one, since mine wasn't a REAL High-Koo!!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on August 22, 2003, 08:13:36 pm
'Next topic' escapes
Me, my grape-jelly-goo-brain
Tastes great with french toast


Brain-eating-zombies
Laugh because brain-in-a-jar
Can't run very far


Next topic:   Fungus

(*Your haiku was lovely Slartibartfast*)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on August 22, 2003, 10:01:15 pm
Patterns of Color
And echoing trails of thought
My favorite Mushroom

Next Topic: The Beautiful Women of the principiadiscordia.com Forums :mrgreen:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on August 23, 2003, 03:12:46 am
Velvet Jee, DD,
Tyalie and EVT.
Did I miss someone?

NEXT TOPIC...........................
Why can't I think of anything for a next topic?
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~Haikuoverheals Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 23, 2003, 03:16:41 am
Too many doom posts
Thinking about yummy food
Trollax lost his brain.


Next topic: Squid, the other white mammal.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: seanfish on August 24, 2003, 07:23:15 am
Seaborne tentacles
Outflung catching humanoids
Ryleh's sons laughing.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 24, 2003, 06:57:15 pm
Next topic: Forgetfulness
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on August 24, 2003, 07:48:42 pm
I Recall Nothing
But I am reminded by
Yellow Sticky Notes

Next: Stealing office supplies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on August 25, 2003, 03:16:58 am
It's one of the perks
Pilfered stuff from the office
But it's not useful

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NEXT TOPIC.................................
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Why isn't the matrix franchised to all buggery with t-shirts, coffee-cups, action figures, model kits etc.?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Slarti on August 25, 2003, 03:20:22 am
the brothers wachowski
are discordians
and they're not coporate jerks who want a lot of money by selling crap.


(the matrix is telling you that that's not a real haiku. it is.)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 25, 2003, 05:35:11 am
Next topic: Coporate jerks who want a lot of money by selling crap
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 25, 2003, 05:52:35 am
Hmm... Stephen Spielberg
Tommy Hillfinger (asshole)
.... Oh yea, and Bill Gates

Next Topic:  vasectomy
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on August 25, 2003, 09:40:48 pm
Cut those bollock pipes!
It makes a vast difference.
Vas deferens does!



next topic..................massages :wink:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev Thwack on August 26, 2003, 02:04:47 am
Fucking Shit Woman!
They havn't even healed yet
Be careful with those.


Next Topic: People who post too much and the old-timers that tolerate them.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: seanfish on August 26, 2003, 05:34:36 am
Post count climbing high
All thoughts resound with hot air.
Newbs unforgiven.

Next topic: the 70s.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on August 26, 2003, 08:55:04 am
When I was younger,
And in the prime of my life,
Long off 70's!




next topic.....................Newbies who post far too much so us old fogies get to feel ineptly exhausted!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on August 26, 2003, 01:07:39 pm
Always rushing posts.
Have to keep ahead of them
Damn those newbie scum!

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NEXT TOPIC........................
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The guy at the top who is responsible for the post-counting hysteria but doesn't really care that much as he only wanted to inform, not start a competition...

~Hai Trollax~
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on August 26, 2003, 02:00:23 pm
King of the Castle.
In Principle gets knocked off!
Depends on last post!





next topic......................the next topic. :roll:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Slarti on August 26, 2003, 04:40:19 pm
what should it be, bob?
a naked green fish, perhaps?
i followed the rules!


next topic- how i finally wrote a real haiku ( i think) and there should be rejoicing.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: seanfish on August 26, 2003, 09:33:43 pm
Count, Slartibartfast!
Keep in line... keep in line... yes!
Finally success!!!!!!

Next topic: the overuse of exclamation marks.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on August 26, 2003, 10:40:08 pm
!!!!! !!! !!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!! !! !!!!!
!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!

Next topic: Don't feed the Trolls!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: seanfish on August 27, 2003, 03:22:12 am
I hear trit trot trit.
Hungrily I leap. What's this?
A goat simulator.

Next topic: What is the sound of one goat tritting?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on August 27, 2003, 07:48:54 pm
imbibe foul swill old
goat, suck-Up rank brew, tritt on
edge of cliff.......Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaooooow YAaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on August 27, 2003, 07:50:54 pm
next topic: weird lunch
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: seanfish on August 27, 2003, 09:23:45 pm
Quote from: Prince
Her favorite number was 20 and every single day
If U asked her what she had 4 breakfast
This is what she'd say
Starfish and coffee
Maple syrup and jam
Butterscotch clouds, a tangerine
And a side order of ham
If U set your mind free, baby
Maybe you'd understand
Starfish and coffee
Maple syrup and jam


Alright so it's not a haiku, and it's breakfast not lunch but still...

Next topic: Aren't starfish poisonous?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on August 31, 2003, 09:41:25 am
no, not if you have
large quantities of anti
venom and tofu

next topic:  the secret life of plants
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on September 01, 2003, 12:39:32 am
Oooh baby, green leaves
So moist on my cellulose
Shhh! The human's here!

Next topic: Biosecurity.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on September 01, 2003, 04:40:42 am
Germs are everywhere
I must be like howard hughes
Hand me the Kleenex

Next topic..................
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Law and evading it...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: riff on September 01, 2003, 06:35:53 am
Some things are naughty,
but everything is legal
if you don't get caught.


Next: The things you love to hate
Title: the thing i love to hate.....Chaunce..MWHAHAHA
Post by: demon seed #three on September 02, 2003, 10:30:41 pm
chaunce, perverse  maggott
you tried to steal her love, aaargh
impish redhead dwarf



Next Topic: Bikini bottom
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on September 02, 2003, 10:53:39 pm
Where SpongBob lives or
what I stare at on the beach?
You can be the judge!

Next: Manned space flight
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: seanfish on September 02, 2003, 11:08:52 pm
Dogs, chimpanzees, but...
Can it be done? Truly done?
One day pigs may fly.

Next topic: a salute to the late, great Jim Henson.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on September 03, 2003, 12:38:12 am
He made Labyrith,
Kermit, and The Dark Crystal
The greatest ever

Next: St Gulik
Title: St. gulik
Post by: demon seed #three on September 03, 2003, 01:23:36 am
smack! puddle of puss
eewwww, damn, dead roaches cant talk..
goddess's message lost :cry:



next subject: soy protein
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on September 03, 2003, 04:06:31 am
Improperly made
Can give cancer in large dose
Beware! Beware soy!

NEXT TOPIC

Feudalism
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on September 03, 2003, 07:48:47 am
Fuedal Lord Thane, crude
Serf at fieff villeinage schemes
Rude slay killenage.


next topic:  Bird Poo
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on September 03, 2003, 10:17:32 am
There's crap on my head
Magpies may be my totem
But this pushes it!

NEXT TOPIC....................................
phantom sensations like people prodding you with their fingers or stuff like that. have you every had that? I'm having that right now, it feels like someone is pushing their finger into my back and won't stop.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: demon seed #three on September 03, 2003, 09:08:14 pm
prodding sensations
my telepathy, Trollax
poke,can you feel? mwah :twisted:


next topic: edible undies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: seanfish on September 04, 2003, 05:50:37 am
Peasant! You go farm!
I protect you from all harm!
And seduce your wife!

Next topic: Hey hey we're the Monkees
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Penumbral on September 04, 2003, 06:02:47 am
Ok now I am just parinoid!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on September 05, 2003, 11:05:57 am
hey hey we're humans
Apes with serious issues
And bad fashion sense

NEXT TOPIC..............
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Who put the bop in the bop in the bop shoo-op shoo-op?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on September 05, 2003, 08:56:52 pm
shoo-op bop shoo-op
peppermint twist undies and
tutti frutti socks

Next topic:

....Jamma Wamma Bamma Hop Samma Lamma ... Orange banana   jam wham slam flam bing bham boom ...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on September 06, 2003, 05:27:55 am
*Boom!* *boop!* *bop!* *bip!* *bam!*
Onomatopea *Bang!*
*biff!* *paff!* *Smack!* *Doof!* *Spong!*
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on September 06, 2003, 05:28:53 am
Quote from: St. Trollax
*Boom!* *boop!* *bop!* *bip!* *bam!*
Onomatopea *Bang!*
*biff!* *paff!* *Smack!* *Doof!* *Spong!*


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Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 06, 2003, 10:34:22 am
Why'd Trollax do this?
start the un-escapable
new time warp time warp


(yes...I suck at Haiku I know)
Next: floundering follies of the freshly fermented Fearless Freep
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on September 09, 2003, 08:02:03 am
Freeps can't take a joke
and  God won't turn back time, or
teach hamsters to swim.

Next topic:          a rare genetic disorder "neoplasticranialbotanosis", literaly meaning, "cabbage head".
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev Thwack on September 09, 2003, 08:10:04 am
ne-o-plas-ti-cra...
Ah fuck it, give me a beer.
what's with these word games?


Next topic: Necropyrobeastiality and your dog spot.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: demon seed #three on September 12, 2003, 11:56:37 pm
damn! spot hit the spot
no barking or woofs, what the?
creamation is key



next topic: mullets
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Sir Lyall on September 16, 2003, 02:52:14 pm
No Mullets!

Next Topic: How boring computer class is

Boring this class is.
I do not like it at all.
Teacher can shove it.

Next Topic: three word story
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on September 17, 2003, 04:16:09 am
There are but three words
To box yourself up inside
Safe and terrified

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Where's Zenji?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on September 27, 2003, 03:07:24 am
Wise Zenji will gaze
with elation, will greet self,  
smile, in his mirror

Next topic:

Glowing red eyes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on September 27, 2003, 03:11:57 am
Are red eyes evil?
What about all those truckers?
Glowing is retro

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Moonshining
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: demon seed #three on September 30, 2003, 08:32:58 pm
blindness, death
thoughts,is it made right?
moonshine delight yum
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: demon seed #three on September 30, 2003, 08:34:01 pm
next topic: canada
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: not logged in Hotsuma on October 01, 2003, 01:17:34 am
Blame Canada-ah
Blame Canada-ah-ah-ah
Blame Canada-ah

next topic: Kapohkitwhoho's
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on October 12, 2003, 03:27:21 am
Kapohkitwhoho's
Vampish petticoats appear
Above the storm drain


next topic:  ShiKai brand hand and body lotion
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on October 12, 2003, 06:23:14 am
It's slippery stuff
What does it have to do with
the solstice again?

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the sound of one eye opening...


RANDOMLY INSPIRED TROLLAXIAN HAIKU

T'was mercy she said
Not justice that cries the most
But when is mu, mu?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: riff on October 12, 2003, 06:51:24 am
it's a sort of 'click',
but one thing's puzzling me --
does it blink, or wink?


Next: aerosol cheez
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on October 12, 2003, 08:13:58 am
aerosol cheez speaks
a frightening strange language
Physsssss sptptptt shonnnk

next topic:

       tails
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Herostratus on October 12, 2003, 05:22:54 pm
Tails has ginger hair
He also possessed two tails
And mates with Sonic


Now we write about Zarathud
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on October 13, 2003, 02:27:17 am
Zarathud the stoned
did not know Zarathustra
But he loved his pot

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The rise in crime correlated with the drop in the popularity of spirograph.


RANDOM TROLLAXIAN HAIKU

Rolled into a ball
Unable to be undone
Essence kept always
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Herostratus on October 15, 2003, 11:04:00 am
Saintly Spirograph
Save us from a life of crime
because your frabjous


Next on the process of runcibility
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on October 16, 2003, 03:28:03 am
irruncible spoon
runciate at one's peril
hence the severed head


Next topic:

the door is a jar
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev Thwack on October 16, 2003, 06:08:55 am
the door is ajar
stupid light, why don't you die
the door is ajar

next topic: colon cancer
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Herostratus on October 16, 2003, 06:58:43 pm
Hi Colon Cancer
Describable many ways
A Pain in the Ass


Next, the table is not a real table it's an upturned box with a cloth on it
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on October 17, 2003, 02:40:49 am
Improvised table
Impoveristed student room
cinder block book case

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Jelly Beans
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: riff on October 17, 2003, 02:52:21 am
the advantage is,
unlike other sorts of beans,
you don't fart (as much).


next: The delights of the subway
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: demon seed #three on October 23, 2003, 06:06:07 pm
ewww smelly lady
too much beer, stop the rocking!
stomach knocking, puke!

next topic.....hide and go seek at the graveyard
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on October 29, 2003, 09:17:55 pm
I might win this game
no safety spring release latch
Inside this old crypt


next topic:

ice-cream truck
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on October 29, 2003, 10:09:26 pm
The notes bring me pain
suffer eternal torment
Turkey in the Straw

Next topic: Gundam Fighters
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cthulhu's Advocate on October 29, 2003, 11:55:54 pm
Effeminate men
Insulting Mecha genre
Putzes in big robots
(no i'm not a big fan of the show.)
Next up: Earthbound
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Poib on November 07, 2003, 11:59:05 pm
Sticking head out now,
Would cause it to be burned off,
Upon re-entry.


next topic, HP Pavilion Desktop Computers
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mistress_ChaoKaoMiao on November 11, 2003, 08:19:32 pm
What have they done now?
Gimme lots of hard drive space
'Cuz this megabytes.

Next topic: flushing a dead hamster
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: zenji on November 20, 2003, 04:45:01 pm
The rodent expired
Before the loo chain was pulled.
Leaves this world quite flushed.


next topic....................where the hell have you been master?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2003, 04:46:59 pm
Quote from: Duchess Demonica
I might win this game
no safety spring release latch
Inside this old crypt


next topic:

ice-cream truck


:lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on November 20, 2003, 06:11:54 pm
Leaves and zombies fall,
searching in this hell for you.
Where are you master?

next topic:  mail order brides
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 21, 2003, 03:23:50 am
I'm pretty stupid.
I said, "Sex later, but first
Popping bubble wrap!"

Next Topic: The Matrix Revolutions
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on December 20, 2003, 02:28:09 am
You missed the meaning
You say that it is shithouse
Just like george lucas


The darkest darkness
Cannot hope to hold me back
The hellion flies

The void is within
High and low I ride the night
There is no level

I seek and I hunt
The real world hides no evil
and no good either

The goddess giggles
Deluded that we are free
We paint our own cells

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A decent Haiku
A good haiku on anything at all...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 20, 2003, 03:25:29 am
shape shifting demon
do you think you know me friend?
Wait until its dark




 :twisted:  :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on December 20, 2003, 03:58:04 am
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
You missed the meaning
You say that it is shithouse
Just like george lucas


The darkest darkness
Cannot hope to hold me back
The hellion flies

The void is within
High and low I ride the night
There is no level

I seek and I hunt
The real world hides no evil
and no good either

The goddess giggles
Deluded that we are free
We paint our own cells

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A decent Haiku
A good haiku on anything at all...


WOW!

That's really really good haiku!

:)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on December 20, 2003, 04:25:58 am
Quote from: Malaul The Caffeinatrixx
shape shifting demon
do you think you know me friend?
Wait until its dark


Come to me and wait
I will play your childish game
Then we shal battle
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 20, 2003, 04:35:33 am
I wait at your feet
anticipating your touch
time passes too slow
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on December 20, 2003, 04:42:33 am
This is the moment
Masks shall fall away from us
In dharma we duel
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 20, 2003, 04:45:24 am
we sit in shadows
waiting for the truth to fall
from heaven like tears
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 20, 2003, 04:50:37 am
the masks fall away
innocence is now laid bare
waiting for contact
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on December 20, 2003, 04:50:49 am
No sword has been used
No archers have losed their flight
Yet we stand here dead
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on December 20, 2003, 04:52:11 am
Together we move
No motion disturbs our rest
Even as we breathe
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 20, 2003, 04:52:53 am
dead but still breathing
no souls have been lost tonight
free of shells, we fly
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 20, 2003, 04:55:21 am
lost to inner thoughts
we are alone in this flight
heaven and hell met
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on December 20, 2003, 04:56:02 am
My name lies at rest
My hand, The hand of no-thing
Yet I still move it
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on December 20, 2003, 04:59:09 am
Birds swim and fish fly
The lowest awakens her
The master knows not
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 20, 2003, 05:01:28 am
broken words and thoughts
disjointed verbal warfare
neither one will win
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 20, 2003, 05:12:45 am
today is a dream
tomorrow is just a wish
yesterday is gone


Next topic
coffee
(go figure)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: riff on December 20, 2003, 06:45:14 am
paper-cup goddess
help me open tired eyes
and dance until dawn


next topic: photoshop
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: B23.77 on December 20, 2003, 07:28:01 am
Photoshop is cool!
What does this button here do?
Oops!  File deleted.

Next topic: drawing
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on December 20, 2003, 07:40:21 am
Drawing down the moon
and coloring it in with
crayons and magic.

next topic: hot chocolate
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: drjon on December 20, 2003, 03:56:31 pm
Fetching milk and cocoa box,
warm wind blows in through window
past boiling kettle.

next: Fake Santas
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on December 20, 2003, 08:45:25 pm
Seasonal spirit?
Hell! Comercialization
is a fake Santa.

Next: Anime Heros
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 20, 2003, 09:47:07 pm
set us up the bombs
your base are belong to us
Make your time. The End.


(does that count as Anime?)

next topic
Spaghetti
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: drjon on December 21, 2003, 12:31:24 am
Inside, the aircon
chills my feet. I pad to the
fridge for the pasta.

next: missing someone, although they're with you.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on December 21, 2003, 01:08:04 am
I shot too damn high!
Goddammit all to fucking hell
Always too damn high!

next: redneck weddings
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 21, 2003, 01:14:02 am
i really fucking hate rent
you know we can lynch the landlord
you know we can man



next:this elephant in my pajamas
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 21, 2003, 01:14:48 am
well i made that one on account of the now dissapeared post that was here just moments ago, with the next oen being rent...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: B23.77 on December 21, 2003, 01:18:06 am
Elephant tights are
all mixed up in the missing
redneck wedding dress.

Next topic: honeymoon
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 21, 2003, 01:33:02 am
honey moon in vegas
gonna get soem poon and watch cartoons
this is not a good haiku

next: thigns that burst out of your chest and run around
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 21, 2003, 03:16:50 am
ALIENS!! oh dear
ruin my shirt and dinner
Chest bursters are great





NEXT
DRUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on December 21, 2003, 06:05:40 am
Spend the entire
day staggering: realise
i am still drunk.

next: midnight smoke
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on December 21, 2003, 06:07:15 am
smoke a big fat doobie
typing with boxing gloves is fun
nobody can read my great stoner wisdom



next: killer avacoadoes take revenge!!!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: riff on December 21, 2003, 06:25:45 am
argh! help! get away!
i can't stand that shade of green!
guacamole?? noooooooo!


next: tentacle rape
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 21, 2003, 06:29:40 am
ghastly's ghastly joke
tentacle rape anyone?
POKE POKE SLOBBER POKE


next topic


fnord
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: riff on December 21, 2003, 06:32:24 am
if you can't see them,
then the fnords will not eat you.
watch tv, human.


next: (wild card)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on December 27, 2003, 09:18:48 am
Flipping through the air
Trail of tell-tale crumbs, 'Wild Card'
Ate all the pretzels

Next Topic:
You What?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on December 27, 2003, 09:52:53 am
You what? Shame, Bella!
Poor Duchess dropped on precious
little pointed head.

Next topic:
Betty Boop
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 28, 2003, 02:41:49 am
betty sweet betty
how the girls adore you with
your boop boop be doop


next topic
bodily functions
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: B23.77 on December 28, 2003, 02:48:55 am
Natural body
Stink, grime, filth, crap, fuck, piss, snot
Fills the room with love.

Next topic: Barney
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 28, 2003, 02:50:56 am
love is a dirty trick
where kindness is now poison
and lies are common


next topic:
wolfgang puck
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 28, 2003, 02:52:21 am
STOP CHANGING THE TOPIC DOXXO
thats three time sIve hadda ro do that!!!!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 28, 2003, 02:53:51 am
barney is purple
shoes have more IQ than him
shoot barney, for me



next topic

splinters
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: B23.77 on December 28, 2003, 03:00:25 am
Just got a splinter
Crucifixion sized splinter
The size of a tree!

Next topic: Batman
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 28, 2003, 03:04:00 am
holy cow batman
you look so nice in those tights
even better without



NT -

hello kitty
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on December 28, 2003, 03:06:56 am
Who'd win in a fight
Between a bat, a robin,
and Michael Jackson?

Next Topic: I am the monkey. I can go anywhere.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: demon seed #three on January 08, 2004, 11:23:05 pm
yes i'm a monkey
 it's true i take a poo
away from the zoo

next topic
girls named gina
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on January 09, 2004, 01:23:36 am
Went to a topless
Bar- Gina was best, for she
Was the only girl!

Next Topic: B. D. Joe from Crazy Taxi
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on February 02, 2004, 05:44:09 am
*stop thread*

Finally summer
Flu season at last over
Thanks to benadryl

*Start thread*

Next topic: Autumn/Fall
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pope Pompous Pilot on February 02, 2004, 08:16:37 pm
The rake scrapes the lawn
Pile toss'd about by the wind
I hate the @&#%$ fall


next topic: hurricanes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on February 03, 2004, 07:08:04 am
Storm Cell is coming
The power of mother earth
Pulled along by nodes

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Oracles and divination
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Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 22, 2004, 11:02:30 am
Tarot cards work best
with tequila or vodka
No? Well, you're still drunk.

Next topic: Haiku
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 22, 2004, 11:04:06 am
Hey! That's not Haiku!
You're just counting syllables!
Stop that this instant!


Next topic: Kitty Litter
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on February 26, 2004, 08:22:46 am
Kitty litter is
Tasty when topping ice cream
Crunchy and low fat


Next Topic: Purity Guaranteed
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on February 27, 2004, 01:30:19 am
fields of blood and pain
covered by falling white snow
it's guaranteed pure

Next Topic: Stupid Management
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on February 27, 2004, 03:36:25 am
My boss is an ass
And he just cut our budget
I can't work like this

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An Iron cow
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 27, 2004, 05:42:24 am
Iron cows go 'moo'
in metallic doom voices.
They're eating cowboys.


Next topic: Hair Cheese
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 02, 2004, 09:32:13 pm
Hair Cheese is furry
it melts poorly on toasties
and sticks between teeth


Next topic:
Wet bamboo
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Abou-Jesus on March 03, 2004, 03:08:21 am
Bamboo chopsticks fall
from my hands into the soup.
Sake overdose.

Next topic: eyes

N.B. Is it possible to change my rank from Legionnaire Disciple to something more adequate to my status in this religion?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 03, 2004, 03:30:37 am
Quote from: Abou-Jesus
Bamboo chopsticks fall
from my hands into the soup.
Sake overdose.

Next topic: eyes

N.B. Is it possible to change my rank from Legionnaire Disciple to something more adequate to my status in this religion?
keep posting more, you can raise rank that way, or you can beg to the MGT
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on March 03, 2004, 03:31:52 am
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Abou-Jesus
Bamboo chopsticks fall
from my hands into the soup.
Sake overdose.

Next topic: eyes

N.B. Is it possible to change my rank from Legionnaire Disciple to something more adequate to my status in this religion?
keep posting more, you can raise rank that way, or you can beg to the MGT

Yeah, begging is how Malaul and I got our titles changes.
It works great. :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 03, 2004, 03:35:05 am
oh, what will you do?
bella and I, we begged
begging is the path
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 03, 2004, 03:41:38 am
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Yeah, begging is how Malaul and I got our titles changes. It works great. :twisted:


My begging fell on deaf ears.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on March 03, 2004, 03:42:53 am
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Yeah, begging is how Malaul and I got our titles changes. It works great. :twisted:


My begging fell on deaf ears.

 :(  :(  :(
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Abou-Jesus on March 03, 2004, 03:44:44 am
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
oh, what will you do?
bella and I, we begged
begging is the path


What's the username
of the guy before whom I
should crawl, whine and meow?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on March 03, 2004, 03:53:20 am
Quote from: Abou-Jesus
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
oh, what will you do?
bella and I, we begged
begging is the path


What's the username
of the guy before whom I
should crawl, whine and meow?

It's a girl before whom you should crawl, whine and meow. :twisted:
Go to the member list and send an email to the management - username "The Mgt".
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 03, 2004, 03:53:55 am
Quote from: Abou-Jesus
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
oh, what will you do?
bella and I, we begged
begging is the path


What's the username
of the guy before whom I
should crawl, whine and meow?
  the MGT, and its a she I do believe!

nice icon
its purrrrrrrrrrfect
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 03, 2004, 04:00:12 am
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Yeah, begging is how Malaul and I got our titles changes. It works great. :twisted:


My begging fell on deaf ears.
try again?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 03, 2004, 05:20:55 am
And now returning us to our regular programming: Eyes

raindrops on the pond
like a thousand sparkling eyes
always opening




Next topic: Smoke

Edit: 'pond' is a much better word than 'lake'.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 03, 2004, 03:15:21 pm
cough, hack, choke and die
why do people smoke these things?
death in every breath


next: kitty litter
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Abou-Jesus on March 03, 2004, 05:15:58 pm
Kitty litter is
as delicious as you think.
(Not very much so).

Next topic: cat food
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 03, 2004, 05:22:14 pm
MEOW MEOW MEW
 gimme gimme I need it
open the damn can!!!

next topic = flea dip
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on March 04, 2004, 03:46:27 am
Stop That, It's not fair!
I'd kill you but you feed me
Now I smell Funny

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The deafening silence of IRC...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 04, 2004, 05:24:24 am
idling in channel
even the bots are silent
web killed the chat star

Next topic: The choice between ideals and realities
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: dane on March 04, 2004, 05:32:18 am
Conceived with goodness
Idealistic and young
Grow old and bitter

next topic: snapped guitar e string.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on March 04, 2004, 07:41:23 am
Which one of them snapped?
I never use the High E.
I tune two steps down.

Next topic: Stompy!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 04, 2004, 03:02:24 pm
big, black and buckled
every girl needs 6 inches
stompy platform boots




next = cell phones
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 04, 2004, 08:27:19 pm
dark and boring here
in cell block C, I beg you
please bring T-Mobile



next topic:  whistling in the dark
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 04, 2004, 08:40:39 pm
they might be giants
I like their other songs more
they need to make more



next topic = bad phtotshoppery
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 04, 2004, 09:52:14 pm
someone else's face
on someone else's body
it couldn't be me


Next topic: culture clash
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 04, 2004, 10:34:44 pm
Someone hit my face
With someone else's knuckle
Whoa what did I say?



Next Topic:  what?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 13, 2004, 11:35:19 am
I watch your mouth move
moonlight catches glistening lips
what were you saying?



Next topic: running away
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 16, 2004, 04:49:38 am
Go ahead and run -
I'll get to you anyway.
You'll only die tired.


next topic: Runaway sex marathons
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 16, 2004, 05:47:43 am
one thing on your mind
orgies that last a lifetime
if you're a mayfly



Next topic: Hunting singles
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 16, 2004, 08:29:49 pm
Single hunter hides
Armed with camera gear
Shooting single slides

Next Topic:    what u seek
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on March 16, 2004, 09:33:52 pm
u have yet to find
what i hide is what u seek
truth disguised by lies


Next topic: permission
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 16, 2004, 09:56:22 pm
if you have to ask
it is not freely given
politeness be damned



Next topic: I can still smell the lime on my fingers after drinking tequila last night (or am I just imagining it?)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 16, 2004, 11:13:57 pm
A dead end trader
stretching my low limb
sold me all his guilt
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 16, 2004, 11:13:57 pm
A dead end trader
stretching my low limb
sold me all his guilt
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 16, 2004, 11:16:04 pm
for which i gave him
all my puberal dreams
and drunken schoolnights
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 16, 2004, 11:18:56 pm
Emotionally
prostituted I gave
in and up myself
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 16, 2004, 11:20:33 pm
tearing up pictures
of the happy family
I was waiting for
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 16, 2004, 11:22:36 pm
stitching up my core
for some more fun adventures
in this grey grey world
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 16, 2004, 11:24:02 pm
waking up again
knowing that I'll never get
back what i had sold.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 16, 2004, 11:30:24 pm
sorry about the missing parts....I should quit drinkin while posting (Je poste donc je suis)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 17, 2004, 01:12:49 am
WOW
the boys a poet as well as awsome!!!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on March 17, 2004, 01:26:39 am
No kidding.
Even I am impressed.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 17, 2004, 03:15:06 am
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777
No kidding.
Even I am impressed.
::dreamy sigh:: Isnt he WONDERUFLL!!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 17, 2004, 03:12:11 pm
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777
No kidding.
Even I am impressed.
::dreamy sigh:: Isnt he WONDERUFLL!!


i seem to have made an impression :)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 17, 2004, 07:12:36 pm
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777
No kidding.
Even I am impressed.
::dreamy sigh:: Isnt he WONDERUFLL!!


i seem to have made an impression :)
::squishes you up inna bear hug:: MINE
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lister on March 17, 2004, 07:21:52 pm
Most Obvious Be
Extreme Zen In Its Absence
Where Be Zenji At?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 17, 2004, 07:23:37 pm
::nudges lister::we need a new topic for the next post
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 17, 2004, 07:36:08 pm
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777
No kidding.
Even I am impressed.
::dreamy sigh:: Isnt he WONDERUFLL!!


i seem to have made an impression :)
::squishes you up inna bear hug:: MINE


 :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lister on March 17, 2004, 07:47:44 pm
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
::nudges lister::we need a new topic for the next post


Chinese Zombie Movies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 17, 2004, 07:50:29 pm
b r a i n
maybe we can get dim sum
drag your left foot more




next topic

mushy couples from hell  (just kidding EVT adn TJ)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lister on March 17, 2004, 07:59:55 pm
*Smooch* *Hug* *g* *g* *g*
*g*  :oops:  *kisssssssssss* *Hug* *g* *g* *Hug*
*Hug*  :oops:  *g* *Smoooooch* *kisssssssssss*

Next Topic: Lack Of Munchies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 17, 2004, 08:01:42 pm
I want my fretos
where did my doretos go?
WHO ATE ALL MY FRIES!!!!



next topic - killing the fry eaters
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 17, 2004, 09:21:25 pm
engineered good taste
the herd cannot resist them
fry eaters die slow



Next topic: Standing on one leg
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on March 20, 2004, 04:51:43 am
how do they do that?
four hundred little bivalves
standing on one foot

next topic: calendars
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: nodaystowaste on March 20, 2004, 06:51:25 am
cross out days
till the calender ends
the end of time

next subject is: dirty water
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 20, 2004, 01:23:06 pm
I hate washing things
the water gets so dirty
 what a waste if time

next topic = burnt pop corn
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 20, 2004, 02:01:33 pm
being all alone
I wait for the cat come crawl
and purr at my door.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 20, 2004, 09:43:59 pm
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
being all alone
I wait for the cat come crawl
and purr at my door.
how does that relate to burnt pop corn? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


that was very lovely
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 20, 2004, 10:19:49 pm
Quote
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
being all alone
I wait for the cat come crawl
and purr at my door.
how does that relate to burnt pop corn? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


how it relates to cop porn?


Quote
that was very lovely



so r u
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 21, 2004, 01:05:29 am
You burnt my popcorn!
Bobdamned evil prairie squid!
Now you get eaten!

Next topic: Litter Boxes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 21, 2004, 01:08:01 am
ode to litter box
all thigns even recyclables find their way to you
oh beautfiul g-file, in which belongs this 'haiku'
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 21, 2004, 01:10:49 am
Quote from: horab
ode to litter box
all thigns even recyclables find their way to you
oh beautfiul g-file, in which belongs this 'haiku'


Next topic?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mighty Cthulu of R'yleh on March 21, 2004, 03:18:21 am
i have ate the next topic!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 21, 2004, 03:34:54 am
fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord
fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord
fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord

next topic

boot licking
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 23, 2004, 01:28:45 am
You need that polished?
I have a licking device.
Only if there's steel.

Next topic: Eating Cthluhu
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 23, 2004, 10:16:42 am
I like spaghetti
even when its for breakfast
anyone want some?


next topic = how much starbucks sucks
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 23, 2004, 10:35:00 am
Quote from: Malaul
I like spaghetti
even when its for breakfast
anyone want some?


next topic = how much starbucks sucks


the black hot substance
poured out of the weird machine
the coffeecat looked sad.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on March 23, 2004, 03:09:16 pm
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen

the black hot substance
poured out of the weird machine
the coffeecat looked sad.


Den Sorte Dragen
Forgot to add a topic
Ah well, no biggie


Next topic: haiku


The Devia Discordia (http://): Five, Seven, Five.
Title: Whoops...
Post by: Pope Nag on March 23, 2004, 03:18:52 pm
Pope Nag pokes some fun
But then forgets to log in
Quite embarassing

next topic: still haiku


The Devia Discordia (http://devia.23ae.com): Forgets his head next...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 23, 2004, 06:14:06 pm
nag, those where awsome!!

good job
2 gold stars for you
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 25, 2004, 06:02:21 am
oldy but a goody:

Haiku's inventor
must have had seven fingers
on his middle hand


Next Topic: new spots
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on March 25, 2004, 07:23:27 am
Haiku's inventor
must have been a nice guy that
talks in weird ridles
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on March 25, 2004, 08:09:45 am
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Next Topic: new spots


Tell me what I want
oh, shiny happy people
in technicolour

Next topic: emoticons  :)
Title: Argh!
Post by: Pope Nag on March 25, 2004, 08:13:26 am
It happened again!
Computer ate my account
Darn cookiemonster
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 25, 2004, 09:43:09 am
Quote from: Pope Nag (really)
Next topic: emoticons  :)


sugar coated text
body language in ASCII
punctuation lies


Edit: thought of a much better first line.



Next topic: frozen dinners
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pope Nag on March 25, 2004, 10:25:29 am
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Next topic: frozen dinners


Flavour lies preserved
Perfection frozen in time
Gone in five minutes


Next one: Your favorite movie

The Devia Discordia (http://devia.23ae.com): 3, 2, 1 ... beep.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on March 25, 2004, 06:51:14 pm
Arthur and his knights
Sent by God to seek the Grail
Beware the Rabbit!

Next topic: Che Guevara
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pope Nag on March 25, 2004, 07:58:43 pm
Quote from: Medeo Faboverda
Next topic: Che Guevara


Oooh... tricky one. Here goes:


It doesn't take long
'Till something worth fighting for
Is just a logo


Next topic: Happy
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on March 25, 2004, 09:02:12 pm
True happiness is
To join in playful Chaos:
Life beyond the grid

Next Topic: Miserable
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 25, 2004, 09:54:06 pm
die die die die die
all i see is red and black
kill kill kill kill kill
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on March 26, 2004, 05:43:02 am
Quote from: horab
die die die die die
all i see is red and black
kill kill kill kill kill


I am red and black
and Yet I hate Osiris
Thankyou my sister

Next Topic: Eastern Philosophy Vs Western Philosophy.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 26, 2004, 06:13:12 am
analytic thought
objective contemplation
never find the Tao



Next topic: The relative importance of doing the right thing and being seen to be doing the right thing.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 26, 2004, 08:05:25 am
look at george run
george has his pants on
see george the good boy?


next topic:
being good without morals
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on March 26, 2004, 12:22:08 pm
Quote from: horab
next topic:
being good without morals


My foot hits your arse
Guided by morals or whim?
It hurts regardless


So I suppose the all easy ones got used up in the first thirty pages, huh?
Riddle me this... Next topic: Plato's Cave
Title: Dammit Eris! Stop doing that!
Post by: Pope Nag on March 26, 2004, 12:26:21 pm
Hammer descending
Silicon fiend must learn to
Save my damn password


So what am I doing wrong here? I clicked the 'log me in automatically' button dutifully...

Nag.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 26, 2004, 12:41:30 pm
forget the shadows
look towards the light and see
those shadows have faces



Next topic: a pond

See - there are some easy ones left. You might be rejecting the cookie that the site uses to store the login.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 26, 2004, 08:36:02 pm
one stone in a pond
a bunch of waves
one big stone is a big sploosh!


superman vs margaret thatcher
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 27, 2004, 02:09:57 am
jumping tall buildings
underwear on the outside
her kryptonite gaze


Next topic: I can smell my lunch cooking.
Bonus points for including a seasonal reference.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on March 27, 2004, 02:15:20 am
hot charcoal brickettes
i can smell my lunch cooking
skewered summer veggies

next topic:
agatha christie
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on March 27, 2004, 06:18:01 am
Ten little Injuns
Gettin' picked off one by one:
The butler did it!

Next Topic: Michael Moore
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on March 27, 2004, 04:13:06 pm
Quote from: Trollax
I am red and black
and Yet I hate Osiris
Thankyou my sister


A message from Seth
What were you thinking, Trollax
Now he'll kill us all


as yu were...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 27, 2004, 10:46:06 pm
micaheal moore
what a crazy guy!
james bond!

next:
care bears
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 28, 2004, 02:15:24 am
soft fuzzy lovelies
the urge to rip, tear, and burn
white fluff in the air


next topic ; sun burns
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on March 28, 2004, 03:06:39 am
Quote from: Horab
micaheal moore
what a crazy guy!
james bond!


I think that's Roger Moore...

Michael Moore is the liberal author/filmmaker who did "Bowling for Columbine".

Or was that an intentional joke?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 28, 2004, 03:28:44 am
Quote from: Medeo Faboverda
Quote from: Horab
micaheal moore
what a crazy guy!
james bond!


I think that's Roger Moore...

Michael Moore is the liberal author/filmmaker who did "Bowling for Columbine".

Or was that an intentional joke?



well i guess i shoud've gone with my original

michael moore
who are you dude?
michael moore
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on March 28, 2004, 09:27:27 am
forgotten baseball cap
sits alone on the dashboard
bald head burned bright red

next topic: bottled water
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 28, 2004, 11:06:58 am
five bucks a bottle
the label makes me giggle
kiwi tap water


Last time I was at Universal Studios, they were selling over-priced water that was bottled two blocks from my house, about 10,000 miles away.

Next topic: My monkey.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: mobbing on March 28, 2004, 01:02:38 pm
there are twelve of them
one of them belongs to me
it is number five

next topic: cheating
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on March 29, 2004, 01:59:22 am
Quote from: Hotsuma
Quote from: Trollax
I am red and black
and Yet I hate Osiris
Thankyou my sister


A message from Seth
What were you thinking, Trollax
Now he'll kill us all


as yu were...


We are fugitive
From dark and light we have run
Osiris: Black god
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on March 30, 2004, 06:32:09 am
Quote from: part of the ONE
next topic: cheating


victory is empty
if excellence is denied
blossoms fall early


Next topic: disconnected pockets
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 30, 2004, 07:12:58 am
Always loosing things
in creepy french quantum holes
I swear at the fish.

Next topic: brass kisses
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on March 30, 2004, 08:27:49 am
Hershey's now running
On slightly lower budget-
But Kisses of brass?!


I mean, come on. Oh, er....

Next Topic: Pedophobia (fear of children)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on March 30, 2004, 12:21:10 pm
ohpleasegodnodont
I dont wanna be a MOM
scary little beasts!!!

next topic = dehydrated water
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on March 30, 2004, 09:56:28 pm
Water without the
Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Now safer to drink!

Next Topic: Moby-Dick
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 01, 2004, 08:01:19 am
consumed by vengence
when the great white whale dies
Ahab is nothing



Next topic: out of phase
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pope Nag on April 01, 2004, 02:41:03 pm
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Next topic: out of phase


Battle, waves of sound!
One plus one equals zero
All will meet their match


I think that's what you meant, anyway.

Next topic: Knock knock joke
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 01, 2004, 10:19:15 pm
A banana knocks
Repeats its name, then gives up.
Orange you glad of that?

Next Topic: Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 02, 2004, 08:49:54 am
raindrops pelting down
try to catch a silver tail
a handful of sky

I think I may have missed the point a bit on that one. Still, I quite like the haiku.


Next topic: drunk students
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pope Nag on April 02, 2004, 01:36:35 pm
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Next topic: drunk students


Floor and face collide
Former lunch revisited
Thus one learns nothing
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pope Nag on April 02, 2004, 01:37:27 pm
Or, just for fun:


WhASs disss haaiKu thin?
Y-you Keep coun'ing fFingers
tHink i'm gonna hurl



next topic: Elvis
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 02, 2004, 10:22:35 pm
Wild shaking hips
Makes 50s' parents angry.
Thankya very much!

Next Topic: Dark Side of the Moon
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 03, 2004, 02:35:19 am
the lunatics are on the grass
a different tune
and everyday the paperboy brings more

next:
base
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: mobbing on April 08, 2004, 11:59:21 pm
missed the topic
but at least I used the word
here is it: base

next topic: silence
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on April 09, 2004, 05:03:25 am
All your base, base, base
All your base, are belong to
Us, all your base, base
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: mobbing on April 09, 2004, 05:55:26 pm
the sacred silence
silence like a cancer grows
most breakable of all

next topic: tomato soup
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on April 10, 2004, 01:51:30 am
red drips from my spoon
heart of the plump tomato
makes fine zombie soup

next topic: tambourine
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 10, 2004, 01:55:43 am
hey mr tambourine man
play us a tune with your 3 note percussion thing
a bippity boom chi-chee

topic:
robots
Title: Hurray for Kraftwerk for makin this an easy one
Post by: Malaul on April 10, 2004, 03:41:56 pm
we are the robots
do tee doo tee doo tee doo
we are the dobots



next topic = what does blue taste like?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on April 10, 2004, 09:06:46 pm
what does blue taste like?
I'll tell you after I sort
out these m&m's

next topic: chap stick
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 13, 2004, 05:52:22 am
lost in dark corners
a shield to sun, wind and rain
with berry flavour




Next topic: Towers of Glass and Chrome
Bonus points: don't mention towers, glass or chrome.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pope Nag on April 13, 2004, 09:25:26 am
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Next topic: Towers of Glass and Chrome
Bonus points: don't mention towers, glass or chrome.


liquid yet solid
silvery spires reach up
mirrors of heaven


Next topic: 42
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: mobbing on April 13, 2004, 09:18:04 pm
Quote from: Pope Nag
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Next topic: Towers of Glass and Chrome
Bonus points: don't mention towers, glass or chrome.


liquid yet solid
silvery spires reach up
mirrors of heaven


Next topic: 42



Hell you were to fast for me.

nevertheless I'll post mine

they touch the blue sky
reflecting all the colours
left inside: greyness

so next topic is still 42
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 14, 2004, 06:46:28 am
the beast with two backs
also has twenty fingers
and twenty toes too


Next topic: Giving up
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Gwazz on April 14, 2004, 06:50:38 am
Haiku is often
Frustrating. Stupid syllab-
Les. I give up, argh.

Next topic: Lazily made, bad poetry.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on April 14, 2004, 02:27:07 pm
you llike mst3k?

that location sounds a bit farmilliar
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pope Nag on April 14, 2004, 03:21:55 pm
Malaul sp33ks in l33t
Haiku are quite teh roxxor
h4xors - ah, screw this.

As Malaul didn't specify a new topic, I cheekily propose 'Coffee Terrorist'
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Gwazz on April 14, 2004, 03:56:41 pm
A smoking ruin.
It smells plesant to me.
Why torch Starbucks?

Next topic: Hair.

(Yep, I am an MST3K fan. Don't be fooled, however: No creativity went into my location.)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on April 14, 2004, 11:33:07 pm
tall, small, spiky, big
pink blue green and even blonde
extentions and real


next topic
fake nails
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 14, 2004, 11:39:52 pm
the bathroom calls me
giggling from those in the hall
her nail in my back



Next topic: A rabbit with a surprise
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on April 14, 2004, 11:49:43 pm
boing bounce sproing QUESTIONS
feet, ears, tail, what would you do
if you where late too?


next topic
freedom
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on April 15, 2004, 11:18:28 pm
I have no strings and
i am free for the taking
please take me with you

next topic

lust
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on April 16, 2004, 02:07:29 pm
I drank alchohol,
Now I am making bad choices,
I will forget it.

Next topic: Sundering
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on April 18, 2004, 04:01:37 am
ten thousand summers
an incredible distance
keeping us apart

Next Topic: Plane tickets and their associations with Elation...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on April 18, 2004, 10:16:43 am
i got in this box
the wing seems shaky at times
ground is good to kiss

next topic: feathers
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on April 19, 2004, 03:02:52 am
tickle tickle sneeeeeeeeez
fuzzy little feather
stay out if my nose


next topic = orange dots
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on April 19, 2004, 03:19:13 am
I have closed my eyes,
now I press them really hard,
I see funny things.

Next Topic: Crow Beak
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 19, 2004, 07:20:48 am
between darkened blades
caught in reverent silence
lies a primal scream



Next topic: sapped
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on April 19, 2004, 08:52:41 pm
what did i do now?
concrete drying on my feet.
trunk of a mob man.

next topic: cheeze wiz
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Evil Commie on April 21, 2004, 12:41:12 pm
Upside down, pushing nozzle
sputsputsputthuuuurp
damn empty can

Next topic:  Compaq
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 21, 2004, 09:06:27 pm
"Compact" is boring-
So let's spell it with a "q"
Now it's way qooler!

Next topic: Hyakugojyuuichi! (http://a3d.irdrunk.com/hyak.html)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on April 22, 2004, 04:05:39 am
ARGH  BLEARRGHHH  YIKESSS AND NOOOOOOOO
MAKE IT STOP PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
::sob:: ::whimper:: ::cringe::  ::cower::  ::die::

next =  sweet sweet sleep
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 22, 2004, 05:21:41 am
Quote from: Malaul
ARGH  BLEARRGHHH  YIKESSS AND NOOOOOOOO
MAKE IT STOP PLEASE MAKE IT STOP
::sob:: ::whimper:: ::cringe::  ::cower::  ::die::

next =  sweet sweet sleep


Wow. It wasn't that bad, was it? :wink:

Anyfrigginwho...

When I try to sleep
I end up playing Gamecube
Till 4 AM. Bleh.

(Admittedly, every night for me is a similar scenario. Damn you, Folgers!)

Next Topic: George Michael (you are frightened, no? :twisted: )
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on April 22, 2004, 05:27:21 am
what is this monkey?
it seems to be on my back
does it want my sex?

next topic: hunting with an assault rifle (NRA)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on April 26, 2004, 07:56:13 pm
me and my tech nine
choice of twelve year olds in schools
looking for some deer


 Moses
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 28, 2004, 07:18:53 am
in the promised land
all the tribes of Israel
were slaves to closed minds

Next topic: The meds suck the soul out of your vision and you're tripping too hard to notice.
Bonus points: The poor sap thus afflicted is an authority figure and the paranoia is starting to set in.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on April 28, 2004, 06:35:51 pm
wool, over my eyes
let go of my puppetstring
the drugs, they haunt me

next: eating blueberries fresh off the bush, when a bear decides it wants the same berries.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on April 28, 2004, 07:58:13 pm
Quote from: sakredchao
next: eating blueberries fresh off the bush, when a bear decides it wants the same berries.


Solid blue sunshine
Yummy - Wha?  Tall furry beast!
*I* shit in the woods!


Next topic: Trying to fall asleep while someone else in the house is blaring music
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Evil Commie on April 28, 2004, 10:42:46 pm
toss and turn
DAMN LOUD MUSIC
pulling trigger.... no more.



Next topic:  blurry monitor
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on April 29, 2004, 06:07:30 am
haikus start with 5
the next line has seven beats
lastly, again, 5


why, out of almost
six hundred thousand pixels,
can i not see this

next topic: the dead sea scrolls
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on April 29, 2004, 06:23:36 am
the spirit of love
drowned in blood by a new king
medieval politics


Next topic: Ka-chunka ka-chunka ka-chunka.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on April 29, 2004, 09:01:02 pm
Ka-chunka ka-choo
Jigga makka zipper-dee
Foo foo foo foo. Foo!

Next Topic: Flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Evil Commie on May 01, 2004, 02:36:19 am
Flamethrower strapped on my back
walking around looking waiting shoot
Where's that damn chocolate hunderd dollar bill?

Next topic:  My 4 ferrets running amuck
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on May 01, 2004, 02:55:57 am
doesnt quite fit the  5 7 5 rule
but still very good :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on May 04, 2004, 01:46:02 am
ferrets run amok
murderating wonderf'lly
while I eat my pie.

Next topic: bystanderization
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 05, 2004, 02:53:15 am
I wish I knew what
Bystanderization means.
It sounds really gay.

Next Topic: Why do old people get to wear the cool hats?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on May 05, 2004, 03:36:24 am
seems I am old now
the night moves twice through me
my hat oh so bling.

Nxt Topic: the shape air makes on water
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 05, 2004, 06:03:29 am
CHALLENGE TO MEDEO!

today's challenge: ressurect your old ski-free haiku...those things were great  :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 05, 2004, 03:58:32 pm
Quote from: Hotsuma
CHALLENGE TO MEDEO!

today's challenge: ressurect your old ski-free haiku...those things were great  :lol:


Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure they got deleted forever at some point. I'll try my hand at a Ski-Free haiku, but I guarantee no greatness:

Ski in pink and blue
Slalom, Freestyle, Tree Slalom
Yeti at two-thou'
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 05, 2004, 09:27:22 pm
whats that weird big thing
sitting in that bony shell
mind you its your brain.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on May 06, 2004, 02:40:52 am
I am now single
let the good times roll my friends
::pass the absinthe::


next topic  = you pick
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 06, 2004, 06:31:24 am
You Ferret around
You push a little to far
Ouch! I stabbed my brain.

Next Topic: Wild Ivy
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 06, 2004, 04:25:11 pm
watch out for what comes
its big reckless and painfull
prepare to be gone.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 06, 2004, 08:57:22 pm
Quote from: Malaul
I am now single
let the good times roll my friends
::pass the absinthe::


next topic  = you pick


Sorry to hear that
I give you a big hug now
*Gives Malaul big hug*
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 06, 2004, 09:03:04 pm
Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: Malaul
I am now single
let the good times roll my friends
::pass the absinthe::


next topic  = you pick


Sorry to hear that
I give you a big hug now
*Gives Malaul big hug*


I dont think shes sorry
but rather thinking of one
living far away.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 06, 2004, 09:10:56 pm
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: Malaul
I am now single
let the good times roll my friends
::pass the absinthe::


next topic  = you pick


Sorry to hear that
I give you a big hug now
*Gives Malaul big hug*


I dont think shes sorry
but rather thinking of one
living far away.


Ah, I get it now
Hard to hear emotions when
speaking in haiku.

Next Topic: The faceless evil shadow creatures underneath our clothes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 06, 2004, 09:13:18 pm
Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: Medeo
Quote from: Malaul
I am now single
let the good times roll my friends
::pass the absinthe::


next topic  = you pick


Sorry to hear that
I give you a big hug now
*Gives Malaul big hug*


I dont think shes sorry
but rather thinking of one
living far away.


Ah, I get it now
Hard to hear emotions when
speaking in haiku.

Next Topic: The faceless evil shadow creatures underneath our clothes


but the more funny
to quote one haiku after
the other written.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 07, 2004, 03:08:02 am
You know this may be
The first conversation I've
Ever haiku-ed
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 07, 2004, 07:07:25 am
Have you ever tried talking in limerick?
It's cool and it's rad and it's real sick
But it gets tired fast
And I know it won't last
Still, it's a neat, time-wasting trick
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 07, 2004, 08:39:02 am
Quote from: Medeo
Have you ever tried talking in limerick?
It's cool and it's rad and it's real sick
But it gets tired fast
And I know it won't last
Still, it's a neat, time-wasting trick


This is a haiku
even if you dont like to
write in jap poetry
so this is hardly
the moment to write those new
rimes comming out you
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 07, 2004, 04:19:59 pm
Haiku are just like
Normal poems, but they don't
Rhyme and are stupid.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on May 07, 2004, 04:22:26 pm
Rhyme and are stupid
sounds a lot like rap to me
word to 50 cent?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 07, 2004, 06:09:49 pm
I have two quarters
at a yard sale with c.d.s
I buy fifty cent

next up the beauty of rubbing ones knee with a rasp
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on May 08, 2004, 03:56:56 pm
Quote from: Medeo
Haiku are just like
Normal poems, but they don't
Rhyme and are stupid.


thats why I did write
that combo of a haiku
and a limerick
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 09, 2004, 05:11:21 am
Rubbing ones knees with
a rasp is usefull to make
bills stick to honey

next topic:  transmutational calibrations
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 10, 2004, 07:09:56 am
faster. stronger. high...
precisely dosed to perform
manufactured meat


next topic: Aneristic dispassion
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2004, 07:13:35 am
All this talk about
Haiku makes Good Rev Roger
Reach for gasoline.

NEXT TOPIC:  Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Fit THAT in a fooking haiku!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 10, 2004, 07:18:57 am
What am I to do?
one gigantic word still leaves
five spare syllables

next topic: Ah-fuckit.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 10, 2004, 07:46:34 am
Quote from: Guido Finucci
What am I to do?
one gigantic word still leaves
five spare syllables

next topic: Ah-fuckit.


CHEATER!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 10, 2004, 08:03:41 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
CHEATER!


strict structure and form
force one to use metaphor
silvered fish slip

Next topic: Viva la revolution (but only in the proscribed and approved manner)!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 10, 2004, 09:29:15 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
All this talk about
Haiku makes Good Rev Roger
Reach for gasoline.

NEXT TOPIC:  Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Fit THAT in a fooking haiku!


Separate church
Separate state something that
Shocks the arab world

:-P
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 10, 2004, 09:29:53 am
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
All this talk about
Haiku makes Good Rev Roger
Reach for gasoline.

NEXT TOPIC:  Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Fit THAT in a fooking haiku!


Separate church
Separate state something that
Shocks the arab world

:-P


NEXT TOPIC: TRY AGAIN!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 10, 2004, 05:17:31 pm
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
All this talk about
Haiku makes Good Rev Roger
Reach for gasoline.

NEXT TOPIC:  Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Fit THAT in a fooking haiku!


Separate church
Separate state something that
Shocks the arab world

:-P


NEXT TOPIC: TRY AGAIN!
no success at first
repitition of my tries
maybe success now
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 10, 2004, 09:08:43 pm
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
All this talk about
Haiku makes Good Rev Roger
Reach for gasoline.

NEXT TOPIC:  Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Fit THAT in a fooking haiku!


Separate church
Separate state something that
Shocks the arab world

:-P


Is that what that fucking word means?

I've always wondered that
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 12, 2004, 02:54:40 pm
japanese kitty
talks in haiku to tell me
she wants to get me.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on May 12, 2004, 02:56:24 pm
japanese kitty
says to you with a smile
I already have you
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 12, 2004, 03:05:18 pm
Quote from: Malaul
japanese kitty
says to you with a smile
I already have you


 :D
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on May 12, 2004, 03:08:25 pm
japanese kitty
says I really dont have you
but one can dream right?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 12, 2004, 03:14:51 pm
All these embraces
and all those gentle gazes
I dont really mind.

Their kind warm voices
talk to me while my heart races
for them its I hide .

How come they like me
and dont see the misery
here inside of me.

Nothing here seems real,
noone knows how much I feel
like dying inside.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on May 12, 2004, 03:20:54 pm
humans are evil
with heart they cant seem to use
friendships should not hurt
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 12, 2004, 03:27:49 pm
Quote from: Malaul
humans are evil
with heart they cant seem to use
friendships should not hurt


those always claiming
to be your friend your trustee
to those beware of
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 13, 2004, 06:36:03 am
This is a Haiku
About nothing specific
Feeling better now?

Next Topic: Babies and Pepsi don't mix
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pope Lucifer KSC on May 13, 2004, 11:30:23 am
I gave my baby
A delicious Pepsi can
Nailed Him in the head

Next topic: Pope Lucifer KSC
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on May 13, 2004, 03:47:55 pm
Haiku is about
Pope Lucifer KSC
Five more words and...done!

Next topic: impersonating a deity.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pope Lucifer KSC on May 13, 2004, 04:09:42 pm
Quote from: DJRubberducky
Haiku is about
Pope Lucifer KSC
Five more words and...done!

Next topic: impersonating a deity.


Boo, I was expecting a haiku exalting my Luciferiness.....
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on May 13, 2004, 04:22:11 pm
posing satanic
Pope Lucifer K S C
more evil than me


Next topic:
insomnia
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 13, 2004, 04:29:59 pm
watching the hours go
missed train to slumberland
sleeplessly waiting
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pope Lucifer KSC on May 13, 2004, 05:34:04 pm
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
watching the hours go
missed train to slumberland
sleeplessly waiting


Well, since no next topic was left I am going to write one about Bella as thanks for writing such a cool one about me

"Thank You"

Woman and Zombie
Fearful Oracle of Doom
Elle est tres jolie

Next Topic: Hagbard Celine
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 13, 2004, 07:41:22 pm
looking at the taps
one is hot the other cold
there is not a friend


Next generational stop gaps
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 13, 2004, 08:16:15 pm
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
looking at the taps
one is hot the other cold
there is not a friend


Next generational stop gaps


what is a stop gap?
Maybe its something like a
generation gap?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 13, 2004, 09:19:06 pm
Next Topic: CAPS LOCK
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 13, 2004, 09:21:52 pm
Typing and having
to erase it all and type
the whole damn mess again
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: mobbing on May 13, 2004, 09:42:55 pm
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Some people just live because its illegal to kill them.


do not kill humans
this is not nice, but you can
define them as animals

sorry for the extra syllable

next topic: oily chips hands
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 13, 2004, 09:44:22 pm
a bag of fritoes
grease all over my hands now
I wipe on my jeans.

can of soda
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 13, 2004, 09:49:24 pm
I have got a can
Ive got a can of soda
I got to have cans
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Acoge on May 13, 2004, 09:52:46 pm
there is a small man
his collection of cans can
become money soon
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 13, 2004, 09:54:37 pm
Noone can find her
the missing girl known as Candy
where can she be going

next topic:

fears
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 13, 2004, 10:06:15 pm
I've got phobia's
hate spiders and high places
being on Springer

teen boys
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on May 14, 2004, 04:14:37 am
cars, boobs and football
beer sex condoms and touch downs
must get laid by nine


next topic =
pretty committy girls
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 14, 2004, 06:24:12 am
A committee to
Decide my fate. Wait! Is that
the Goddess I see?!

Next Topic: St. Tib's Day
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 14, 2004, 07:13:58 am
St. Tib's Day often
is and is not sometimes or
occasionally


Next topic:    flexitarian
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 14, 2004, 07:22:18 am
flexitarian
means I only eat gymnasts
I like mine crunchy

Next Topic: An ode to Reverend Roger's screaming yahoos.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: mobbing on May 16, 2004, 01:47:59 am
far far away from here
in a land of scraming yahoos
roger confuses them daily

next topic: bill gates
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 16, 2004, 03:02:38 am
Quote from: mobbing

next topic: bill gates


$$$$$
$$$$$$$
$$$$$

Next Topic: China
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: mobbing on May 16, 2004, 07:03:35 pm
I like chinese
they only come up to your knees
and they are ready to please

-I like chinese by eric idle

doesn't matter if it is 4-7-6 does it?

next topic: wonderful sunny day
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 16, 2004, 11:23:33 pm
The sun's a-burning
Scorching my retinae, yet
I can't stop staring

Next Topic: Denzel Washington
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 17, 2004, 05:39:16 pm
I saw him last night  
bad movie set in the future
please don't rent Vee are


slum lords
Title: k
Post by: Dr Rock on May 17, 2004, 07:34:42 pm
One day late on rent
So you charge me fifty more
Fix my toilet, bitch


next: super mario bros.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 17, 2004, 08:21:22 pm
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
I saw him last night  
bad movie set in the future
don't rent this one too


lords of acid
Title: Re: k
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 17, 2004, 08:51:48 pm
Quote from: Dr Rock
One day late on rent
So you charge me fifty more
Fix my toilet, bitch


next: super mario bros.



I always thought of them
not pacman like the others
just Mario Brothers

next topic: grin, the friendly shark
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on May 17, 2004, 08:54:01 pm
purple with white teeth
scrumpin his girlfriend tiger
is she pregnant yet?


next topic: voodoo cat
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 17, 2004, 09:09:08 pm
my three legged cat
dead for three days rotting bad
no it meows for brains

next: beasiality with dolphins
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 17, 2004, 10:24:54 pm
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis

next: beasiality with dolphins


dolphins with biases
beastial beasials and
beasybuzzy business

next topic: immortaiti
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on May 17, 2004, 10:49:22 pm
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis

next: beasiality with dolphins
sadly there is a website that desribes in DETAIL how to have sex with dolphins
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 17, 2004, 10:55:15 pm
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis

next: beasiality with dolphins
sadly there is a website that desribes in DETAIL how to have sex with dolphins
have an article on it at home...


every bodys dead dave.
Title: k
Post by: Dr Rock on May 18, 2004, 04:33:32 am
I'm sorry Flipper-
No reach-around for you, friend
Trapped in tuna nets


next: Soleil Moonfrye's breast augmentation
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on May 18, 2004, 06:26:09 pm
that punky brewster
I poked her in the boobies
now they are bigger



stained panties
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 18, 2004, 09:16:43 pm
nobody knows the
painties Ive seen. Nobody
knows the stained panties.

next Topic: ICH WILL
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: illusion on May 18, 2004, 09:18:56 pm
daughter of chaos
call me clutz, hot soup splatters
tomato soup stained panties

Oops....double post.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 18, 2004, 09:20:43 pm
Quote from: illusion
daughter of chaos
call me clutz, hot soup splatters
tomato soup stained panties

Next topic: mutant love child


Mutant mutant on
the wall, how I do love thee
oh mutant love child

next topic:

ICH WILL
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: illusion on May 18, 2004, 09:21:35 pm
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: illusion
daughter of chaos
call me clutz, hot soup splatters
tomato soup stained panties

Next topic: mutant love child


Mutant mutant on
the wall, how I do love thee
oh mutant love child

next topic:

ICH WILL

thanks for saving me from that double post, DSD.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 18, 2004, 09:22:24 pm
What is it I want?
I want only to exist
That is what ich will.

Next Topic: Prague

(Ich will means "I want" in German, right? If not, please to be ignoring this haiku)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 18, 2004, 09:24:07 pm
Quote from: illusion
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: illusion
daughter of chaos
call me clutz, hot soup splatters
tomato soup stained panties

Next topic: mutant love child


Mutant mutant on
the wall, how I do love thee
oh mutant love child

next topic:

ICH WILL

thanks for saving me from that double post, DSD.


those are the things that make my life worth something ;)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on May 18, 2004, 11:44:31 pm
Quote from: Medeo
Next Topic: Prague


my ten thousanth day
sitting in the old town square
it's time for a beer

Next Topic: Clandestine Welsh
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 19, 2004, 07:48:52 am
Secret train man waits
For the revolution's dawn
Ross Noble is god

NEXT TOPIC: THERE'S NINJAS!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 21, 2004, 04:32:23 am
A star in my head
Anonymous assassins
-Must be ninjas, yo!

Next Topic: Danny Elfman
Title: k
Post by: Dr Rock on May 23, 2004, 09:02:58 pm
Your music is tight
I don't know much about you
Is Jenna your sis?

(http://www.wnybooks.com/eyes/elfman.jpg)



Next Topic: suicide girls
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 29, 2004, 08:11:21 am
The chicks love this one:
"Suicide Hotline: Please hold"
-but death's still no joke.

Next Topic: Chaosgraves:AgentofEris
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on May 29, 2004, 08:15:03 am
Quote from: Medeo
The chicks love this one:
"Suicide Hotline: Please hold"
-but death's still no joke.

Next Topic: Chaosgraves:AgentofEris


Silly little man,
We know you are Medeo's twin,
but there'salways room.

Next topic:  Determination of error in parametric equations.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 29, 2004, 11:39:56 am
Are we supposed to?
only write haikus in here
on a given theme?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on May 30, 2004, 09:58:51 am
only if you want
to avoid the stabbity
death of horrid doom

next topic:  put that bong down
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 31, 2004, 04:23:50 am
I would put it down...
but it seems my hands are glued.
Might as well use it!

Next Topic: Alternative uses for a bong
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on May 31, 2004, 04:27:51 am
there is more than one
kind of tea one can brew in
a bong, like oohlong.

Next Topic: Stabbity Death
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on May 31, 2004, 04:37:34 am

Psycho with big hat
Stabbinates red-clad swordsman
But to no avail (http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040527)

Next Topic: Sprite comics
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on May 31, 2004, 04:49:15 am
What's the deal with that?
Nasty soda is a toon?
fuck that, gimmie coke...

NEXT TOPIC...................

Black adder
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on May 31, 2004, 01:24:02 pm
black adder black adder you
wretched litle evil man
youre welcome on forums
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: illusion on May 31, 2004, 05:15:50 pm
Dragen specified
no new topic, which leaves the
choice of one to me  :twisted:

Next Topic: Insomnia
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: mobbing on May 31, 2004, 06:35:16 pm
coffee, worrys and other stuff
keep you from sleeping, all night
listen to me => fall asleep

next topic: tux
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on May 31, 2004, 11:33:48 pm
give me my good old
straight jacket anytime man
keep this goddam tux

Next Topic: Christmas Fruitcake
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on June 01, 2004, 10:54:51 am
Passed around like a
cheap prostitute, nobody
wants the fruitcake.

Next subject:  The propensity of liver cancer to metastasize to other organs.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pope Nag on June 01, 2004, 03:37:59 pm
like flies in summer
bad news never comes alone;
one more statistic

Next topic: Synchronicity
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 02, 2004, 07:27:21 am
Flying a house to
The wacky land of Oz, plus
Dark Side o' the Moon

Next Topic: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

P.S.: Love the avatar, Nag.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 03:28:14 pm
The next topic is:
The Daily Show with Jon, well
Jon Stewart that is.

Next topic: Use (your) Ilusion
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on June 03, 2004, 08:22:08 pm
Guns and roses suck
at least I think that was theirs
80s music rules


NEXT TOPIC = broken mirrors
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on June 03, 2004, 09:06:13 pm
broken images
truth's fragmented reflections
scrying mirror shards

Next Topic: feather boa
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 09:34:57 pm
Quote from: Malaul
Guns and roses suck
at least I think that was theirs
80s music rules


NEXT TOPIC = broken mirrors


but november rain was a nice song.....a shame it was never covered by someone else
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 09:36:33 pm
better a feather
tickling your ass than a boa
crawling in your ass

Next topic: Violins
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 09:39:32 pm
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
better a feather
tickling your ass than a boa
crawling in your ass

Next topic: Violins
a kick in the skull
several cracked ribs here
i will kick your ass



next loose morals
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 09:40:29 pm
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
better a feather
tickling your ass than a boa
crawling in your ass

Next topic: Violins
a kick in the skull
several cracked ribs here
i will kick your ass


whats that gotta do with violins????
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 09:47:01 pm
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
better a feather
tickling your ass than a boa
crawling in your ass

Next topic: Violins
a kick in the skull
several cracked ribs here
i will kick your ass


whats that gotta do with violins????
you were never a band geek were you?!?!?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 09:47:31 pm
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
better a feather
tickling your ass than a boa
crawling in your ass

Next topic: Violins
a kick in the skull
several cracked ribs here
i will kick your ass


whats that gotta do with violins????
you were never a band geek were you?!?!?



hmmmm you referring to pearl jam?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 09:52:10 pm
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
better a feather
tickling your ass than a boa
crawling in your ass

Next topic: Violins
a kick in the skull
several cracked ribs here
i will kick your ass


whats that gotta do with violins????
you were never a band geek were you?!?!?



hmmmm you referring to pearl jam?
in middle school ( junior high)... I played violin... that is my haiku on the subject....
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 09:56:03 pm
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
better a feather
tickling your ass than a boa
crawling in your ass

Next topic: Violins
a kick in the skull
several cracked ribs here
i will kick your ass


whats that gotta do with violins????
you were never a band geek were you?!?!?



hmmmm you referring to pearl jam?
in middle school ( junior high)... I played violin... that is my haiku on the subject....



nice, i like violins

at our highschool creative expression was kinda avoided....it was just 8 hours a day of dull mindless topics with no room for things like that (I hated it and still do)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 09:58:38 pm
gets the feeling that den is too stoned to write about loose morals.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 10:02:48 pm
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
gets the feeling that den is too stoned to write about loose morals.


*sigh*

topic fanatics
like you are only thinkin
about loose morals

next topic: "happy now?"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 03, 2004, 10:06:27 pm
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
gets the feeling that den is too stoned to write about loose morals.


*sigh*

topic fanatics
like you are only thinkin
about loose morals

next topic: "happy now?"
wait aminute.... I just said that I thought you were to stoned to do it... not that you had to do it.... please look at my tips again.



I sit content
happy is a state of mind see
my daughter is here


next: whatever the hell you want
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 03, 2004, 10:09:30 pm
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
gets the feeling that den is too stoned to write about loose morals.


*sigh*

topic fanatics
like you are only thinkin
about loose morals

next topic: "happy now?"
wait aminute.... I just said that I thought you were to stoned to do it... not that you had to do it.... please look at my tips again.



I sit content
happy is a state of mind see
my daughter is here


next: whatever the hell you want


you got a daughter?
a lucky guy you must be
having kids is nice
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on June 04, 2004, 01:27:52 am
a heathen fanatic
lock up your daughters
give your virginity to charity

next: calgary pwnz tampa
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on June 05, 2004, 12:24:18 am
Duddley Dooright vs
Flipper. No contest. Tampa
pwned by Calgary

Next Topic: chat rooms
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 05, 2004, 12:26:44 am
nineteen year old girl
want's me to see her naked
I think she's a bot


next: spanking fun
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Colonel Failure on June 05, 2004, 12:29:55 am
What is the sound of
one hand clapping? I Don't know;
I prefer spanking


Next: skittles - taste the rainbow
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on June 05, 2004, 01:17:08 am
peach/plum/pineapple/
the colours of the rainbow
sweet upon my tongue

Next Topic: raisinettes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Maxwellsimplywontlogin on June 05, 2004, 02:02:13 am
dissapointed grape
how like the journey of life
you are, in a box.

Next up: finding your significant other on a beastiality site.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on June 05, 2004, 02:06:46 am
i can't get no satisfaction
now i see her with a fish and a tree
and the damned site is not even free!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on June 05, 2004, 07:58:32 pm
well well well you see
no topic was given me
I can write on this


next:booty
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on June 06, 2004, 04:39:26 am
"Booty" means many
things: treasure, footwear, or glutes
It's all good to me!

Next topic: The Addams Family
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on June 06, 2004, 05:44:13 pm
dun dun dun dun snap
snap/ dun dun dun dun snap snap/
dun dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun dun
snap snap/ they're creppy
and they;re cooky. and
Im  out of room

(its a stretch, work with me guys)

next topic - bay watch
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on June 06, 2004, 05:46:43 pm
boing bounce giggle bob
will it ever stop? run  just
a little bit more



next topic - Foamy
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on June 08, 2004, 04:07:20 am
I SAID FOAMY!!!!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on June 08, 2004, 05:03:01 am
Cream in the Cheese and
the creamy Cheesy Cheesey
Cream Creamy Cream Cheese!

Next: Coffee Shops

Written on behalf of
Your Lord and Master
Foamy
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 08, 2004, 11:06:49 am
There was a litle shop
it was just a big coffeeshop
a shop called Starbucks

In it was a cat
in it was a sweet coffeecat
she was called Malaul

But in that coffeeshop
unlike in those dutch coffeeshops
they did not sell drugs

just lots of coffee
lots of sugar milk and tea
but gave me free hugs


NEXT TOPIC: Mean Melancholy
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on June 08, 2004, 04:12:41 pm
Quote from: SMFabal
Cream in the Cheese and
the creamy Cheesy Cheesey
Cream Creamy Cream Cheese!

Next: Coffee Shops

Written on behalf of
Your Lord and Master
Foamy
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
thats was GREAT!!!


5 lashes for you!!!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on June 08, 2004, 04:42:10 pm
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
There was a litle shop
it was just a big coffeeshop
a shop called Starbucks

In it was a cat
in it was a sweet coffeecat
she was called Malaul

But in that coffeeshop
unlike in those dutch coffeeshops
they did not sell drugs

just lots of coffee
lots of sugar milk and tea
but gave me free hugs


NEXT TOPIC: Mean Melancholy
awwwwwwwwww dragenm i am truely humbled!!  you are the best!


 8)  :D
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on July 15, 2004, 08:02:10 pm
life is never good
always too hot or too cold
think i'll kick the dog


next topic:
jesus and mohammad talk about their followers
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on July 16, 2004, 12:26:52 am
Quote from: sakredchao
life is never good
always too hot or too cold
think i'll kick the dog


next topic:
jesus and mohammad talk about their followers

who are these morons?
I thought they were with you, man.
then who are those ones?

next:... radioactive isotopes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Chef on July 16, 2004, 07:37:13 am
TOP DOWN CHROME SPINNING,
TALUFA JAMMING IN BACK.
HOT AS CESIUM!

D/N/T!

AND 1!!!

NEXT TOPIC:  POLYNESIANS OWN YUO.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on July 16, 2004, 07:41:26 am
quaint seaside hamlet
the sun-drenched beaches of Yuo
sold to Islanders


Next topic: The utter uselesness of grammar flames in the Eternal September.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Chef on July 16, 2004, 07:47:16 am
WHEN THE WIND BLOWS COLD,
DON'T BE HATIN ON MY POSTS,
TONGANS BE LIKE DAT.

NEXT TOPIC:  HAVIN' THA BASKETBALL JONES.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on July 16, 2004, 03:29:16 pm
my small basketball
got hit by a truck today
i'm geting the shakes

next topic: dust bunnies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on July 16, 2004, 06:44:35 pm
I look under chairs
clown on a big comfy couch
dust bunnies are fast



next up... racist mexicans
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on July 16, 2004, 09:49:20 pm
oh man i love that show..  those were the very dustbunnies i was thinking of!

i was in highschool
video cam'ra waiting
to whoop my white ass

next topic: plastic food

ps..  they only hit me once and decided they didn't want to get cut up..   :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on July 17, 2004, 12:43:37 am
stringy tofu, not
biodegradable, Damn!
recycled plastic

next topic:  the cure
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Colonel Failure on July 17, 2004, 12:46:44 am
This post has been redacted in the interests of national security
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Colonel Failure on July 17, 2004, 12:48:34 am
How moody, how sad
I cannot think but to cry
Robert Smith should die

next topic: the disease
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Wishfarple on July 17, 2004, 12:51:35 am
mom caught me smoking
now I have to go to church
jesus really sucks

Next topic: the reckoning
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on July 17, 2004, 01:12:25 am
ought to do sumthin'
the darndest thing, well i'll be
ain't right, i reckon

next: jrr tolkien
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 17, 2004, 06:00:56 am
Five coloured smoke rings;
a chain of imaginings.
a hobbit smoke out.

next topic: Anal Leakage
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on July 17, 2004, 05:25:26 pm
trying to buy food
waiting in line with nachos
diarhea sucks


next: supercalafragilisticexpialadocious
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on July 17, 2004, 05:57:19 pm
went to the movies
with imaginary friends
damn Mary Poppins

next: Crackerjacks
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on July 17, 2004, 07:40:39 pm
wait helplessly
for nothing real
no sign or sound
from the outside
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: saint bastard on July 17, 2004, 11:41:06 pm
that wasn't a hiaku
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Wishfarple on July 18, 2004, 12:42:43 am
poetry police!
hope you like prison, lady
toss the word-salad.

Next topic: Sunday Night Sex Show
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on July 18, 2004, 06:27:38 am
church in the morning
bet jesus takes it later
just like a good slave

__

next: brillo in the crackpipe
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 18, 2004, 09:29:23 pm
cough soft, the crack pipe
trembles in my shaking hands.
*cough* is this brillo?

next topic: Transvestites seeking nirvana
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on July 18, 2004, 09:48:53 pm
looking for jesus
in the woman's department
think I'll wear pink

next: sacred cow of India
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on July 19, 2004, 08:29:06 am
Waiting, alone... night
A flying leap and a crash
Let's go tip some more



NEXT TOPIC:
..................................
..................................
..................................

This thing called PEZ!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on July 19, 2004, 08:31:18 am
woudl you like a pez?
HAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH
that terrible laugh


next
commie french fries.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on July 19, 2004, 03:34:39 pm
i like chili fries
oh wait, now they're illegal
you hungry, comrade?

next: blushing bride
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on July 19, 2004, 04:49:09 pm
Quote from: sakredchao
next: blushing bride


What is that, my love?
A porno mag?!  What?  Um...well...
I needed the work!

Next: the victory of surrender
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 24, 2004, 06:23:11 am
i capitulate
through surrender i have found
my bowel movements

************************************************

next topic:
horney house wives

(bonus IBS haiku:

this irritable
bowel syndrom leaves me raw
the way you once did

this is a Pu Mu Haiku [Haiku of Insult])
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Schweinepriester G. on July 25, 2004, 12:54:51 am
horny and someone
elses wive, fucking her makes
me happy and sad


--> irc at night
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on July 25, 2004, 12:57:09 am
horny and someones
cybering, cybering makes
me happy and sad


ninja zombie pirates...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Schweinepriester G. on July 25, 2004, 01:29:04 am
stealthy undeads haunt
the seas in search for rum, gold
and new body parts


--> cthulhu fish
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on July 26, 2004, 02:20:52 pm
rain is falling
I'm only hoping
for you finding me there...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Wishfarple on July 26, 2004, 06:57:38 pm
cthulhufish comes
devourer of many
many other fish

Next topic: 2 people 2 together 4-eva
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on July 26, 2004, 07:53:21 pm
Puerile poetry,
Calf-eyed stares, kissy faces.
God damn, get a room!

Next up: Old McCthulhu's Farm
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 28, 2004, 08:54:16 am
and in that pod there
was a squid, E-I-E-I-
O. and he ate me.

next topic:

The Contents of Horab's Bowel Movements
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on July 28, 2004, 09:55:16 am
Quote from: Saint*Bastard
and in that pod there
was a squid, E-I-E-I-
O. and he ate me.

next topic:

The Contents of Horab's Bowel Movements


blood piss and some beer
Found in fibslager's sewer
A "grapefruit" diet

NEXT TOPIC:
..................................
..................................
..................................

Miniature golf and it's effect on world politics...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on July 29, 2004, 01:53:30 pm
chaos, chaos, chaos
why? why? why?
Erus, Eris, Eris...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on July 29, 2004, 02:10:21 pm
its so faint sometimes
even shallow, the inside
often feels so hollow
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on July 29, 2004, 02:22:26 pm
sun and smile
hope and love
I cannot reach...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on July 29, 2004, 02:31:53 pm
run and hide
for what's to come
I cannot breath...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on July 29, 2004, 02:33:00 pm
(we're not really haikuing; whatever)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Wishfarple on July 29, 2004, 06:41:08 pm
five/seven/five good
But the thing is, syllables
do not make haiku

first impressions, scenes
these are what haiku describes
fleeting images

haiku needs kigo
like cherry blossoms for spring
or snow in winter

But yeah, what-the-hell-ever.  It's not like you win a prize for writing "proper" haiku.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Den Sorte Dragen on July 30, 2004, 07:50:09 am
well thats the spirit
what good are haiku's if
you are bound by rules
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on July 30, 2004, 02:05:12 pm
don't bother with
rules....
the real haiku game
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 01, 2004, 04:02:52 am
contradiction fits
your koan is not solved yet
go eat some more rice

next topic:
hobo's exchanging stories for sponge baths
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on August 02, 2004, 08:10:36 pm
apostraphies
silly little grammar marks
good lord, write haikus

once i ate old fish
my intestines, a terror
i'll trade you spongebaths.

next:  ca'n't
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: bob-o on August 03, 2004, 02:14:33 pm
i can'not say ca'n't
ne'ver' say ne'ver', mister.
aah! too many rules.

nekst to'pi'c: the gramer nazzi.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on August 03, 2004, 04:08:00 pm
he paid attention
grade school was for doodling
not learning lame rules

i find it funny
that on a board of chaos
rules are expounded

next topic: one left, one right
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on August 04, 2004, 01:48:11 pm
Time and sadness
overgriwing me
sun is shininh there
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on August 04, 2004, 03:19:15 pm
when (or if) at last
will I get
things long lost in the past*

*actually few minutes ago...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on August 04, 2004, 05:33:55 pm
few minutes ago
i blew snot out of my nose
where is it all from?!?

next: how cool malaul is
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on August 04, 2004, 05:39:00 pm
uh huh, yeah, right, sure
Im just doing my job here
this is a mods job...



Next topic = how Malaul is not cool
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on August 04, 2004, 06:09:27 pm
wearing her bodice
malaul is not a cool cat
firecracker hot

next: applesauce
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 06, 2004, 12:13:59 am
lucid state of mind
romulans eat applesauce
just like Malaul does


next topic: the Anti-Buddha
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 06, 2004, 11:47:00 am
Come on, man, indulge!
There are no consequences-
Don't be such a boob

Next Topic: Utopia
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on August 06, 2004, 02:14:14 pm
cold and dark
fish and shark
no!! damn, it's Cthulhu!!!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on August 06, 2004, 03:44:10 pm
::blink::

before i am moved
before the thought of action
before thought itself

(mu)

next: haikus
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Wishfarple on August 07, 2004, 12:09:38 am
So, it's come to this
Some haiku about haiku
No more ideas?

Next topic: guess not
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on August 07, 2004, 04:53:03 am
it was satire
look at the post before it
i was feeling lost

next: chasing midgets through the streets of manhattan with a stick of butter.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 07, 2004, 05:18:33 am
what glee, merryment
that my fetish can be seen
manhattanites gasp

next topic: amish porn
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 07, 2004, 07:58:57 am
RAW, REAL, and UNCUT!
Plain women, showing ankles
Churn that butter, ho!

Next Topic: Dead Man's Party
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rupert Giles on August 07, 2004, 09:04:58 am
anta baka ne
dewa arimasen to
watashi desu
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 07, 2004, 10:08:28 am
Next topic please?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on August 07, 2004, 10:24:25 am
Eriss' pert apples
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rupert Giles on August 07, 2004, 10:40:12 am
So Soft And Tender
Silky, Smooth, Yummy, So Ripe
I just want one bite.


Next Topic:  CC's total loss of the Muse.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 07, 2004, 07:58:02 pm
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
So Soft And Tender
Silky, Smooth, Yummy, So Ripe
I just want one bite.


Next Topic:  CC's total loss of the Muse.
blah blah blah balh balh
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
I have no muse blah

next:
Eaiting a hot dog
with mustard and Walla-wallas
this is the haiku
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 07, 2004, 11:11:51 pm
Big pond.
Frog jump in.
Splash.

Next Topic: Ultra-minimalism
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 08, 2004, 12:21:35 am
.

next topic:
crack fiends.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 08, 2004, 02:09:16 am
my name is rick james
i smoked crack and wrote music
super freak is dead

Next Topic: A Very Freaky Girl (The Kind You Don't Take Home To Mother)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 08, 2004, 04:09:39 am
Quote from: Saint*Bastard

Next Topic: A Very Freaky Girl (The Kind You Don't Take Home To Mother)


I'd make this haiku
about Eris, but that would
be too obvious.

Next Topic: Eris teaches Sunday school
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: SMFabal on August 08, 2004, 04:44:23 am
You really don't need
That crazy woman warping
kids minds - well, why not?

Next topic: bondo
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on August 08, 2004, 05:11:23 am
one more late night crime
double murder in belen
bondo colored car

next topic: pickles & creamcheese
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 10, 2004, 06:22:43 am
kosher,dill, or sweet
creamy covered crunchy treats
green silky poopie







next topic:
eloping to vegas :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 10, 2004, 04:29:33 pm
Our parents wouldn't
pay, so we ran off. now we're
just a statistic


Next topic:
Aquafina
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on August 18, 2004, 06:53:20 am
Amo la agua!
Ella es muy fina.
Quiero un taco.

Next Topic: Paraskevidekatriaphobia (Fear of Friday the 13th)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 20, 2004, 09:45:06 pm
Friday the Thirteenth
A hockey mask and a knife
Hack and Slash delights

Next Topic: Soylent Green is People
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demon Seed #three on August 22, 2004, 05:04:59 am
i ate it today
even ate it yesterday
green human goo
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demon Seed #three on August 22, 2004, 05:08:10 am
next topic: fishy tang
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on August 22, 2004, 05:08:20 am
Hey that's not haiku!
You're just counting syllables
Stop that this instant!

Next topic:
The importance of the continuation of the game as it pretains to there being an actual next topic.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 22, 2004, 05:40:09 am
what is the sound
of an on topic thread?
we may not know.

next topic:
dawson from dawson creek.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 22, 2004, 05:52:10 am
Fuck Dawson that prick
It's Katie Holmes I want to lick
here kitty kitty



Next topic: head porn
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demon Seed #three on August 22, 2004, 09:28:01 am
katie holmes is back
donkees head, lost in crack, sickkkk!!!
should've stuck to lick




calling out the wrong name in bed
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 22, 2004, 09:30:46 am
really bad idea
do I need to say much else
I didn't think so


next topic: Antartica
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on August 22, 2004, 09:37:07 am
Quote from: Hotsuma
really bad idea
do I need to say much else
I didn't think so


next topic: Antartica


It's white and empty
There's a lonely planet guide
I don't know why though

NEXT TOPIC:  IRONY
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rupert Giles on August 22, 2004, 10:04:35 am
Quote from: St. Trollax, ODD
Quote from: Hotsuma
really bad idea
do I need to say much else
I didn't think so


next topic: Antartica


It's white and empty
There's a lonely planet guide
I don't know why though

NEXT TOPIC:  IRONY


What don't people get
Irony isn't quite their gift.
Misfortune's mostly it.

Next Topic:

Utada Hikaru and how she is a Sex Goddess.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 22, 2004, 06:51:04 pm
who is Hikaru
Is she really so sexy?
I haven't seen her


Next Topic: fake pimps
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Charlemagne on August 22, 2004, 07:03:44 pm
You are not a pimp
Stop acting like one, you ass
I hate you a lot

Next topic: The importance of the color pink throughout human history.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 22, 2004, 07:17:09 pm
hey pinky!
how can you eat your pudding
if you don't eat your meat?

next topic:
sensitive men
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 22, 2004, 11:15:41 pm
Jimmy's got a little
Bit of bitch in him, the bitch
in him outwieghs Jim

Next Topic: Teabagging
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demon Seed #three on August 23, 2004, 07:51:05 am
place in hot water
delicious to drink
throw the bags


next topic:
donkey's dirty mind
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 23, 2004, 11:26:14 am
She might say donkeys are
useless but, they are great when
She needs a hard ride


Next Topic:  Web Site Not Responding
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 23, 2004, 02:57:11 pm
404 error
Crap DSL, piece of shit
Goddamn cocksucker
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on August 23, 2004, 03:41:33 pm
Oh gosh by golly
A Haiku with no topic
Who would of thunk it

Next topic: Cthulu vs. Foamy
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 23, 2004, 03:46:05 pm
Cuantas syllables
Does "Cthulu" contain, huh?
I'm guessing 'bout three.




(Ya think using spanish was a cheat there?)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on August 23, 2004, 09:43:46 pm
again with no topic
LMNO must stop it
if it wants to play

Next Topic: It was SssBella's fault!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on August 23, 2004, 10:42:43 pm
I blame the Bella.
Pseudo-mommy told me to!
Can't think for myself.

Next topic: Throwing ice into boiling water
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on August 24, 2004, 05:44:36 am
Ice in hot water,
Melts much faster than in air,
Because heat melts ice.

next topic: fifteen pens.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 24, 2004, 01:15:25 pm
This time I'll do right:
15 pens can do no wrong.
Here comes a Topic!



Next Topic: Chilled asparagus soup.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: datacorruption on August 24, 2004, 02:34:02 pm
"take this back at once!"
"it's chilled asparagus soup."
"I don't care, waiter!"

(I hope that's right, first ever attempt at a haiku)

Next subject: Mud caked shoes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 24, 2004, 02:38:11 pm
Picking out the mud
"Dammit, I just bought these things!"
Who profits?  Nike.

Next Topic: Voodoo Hammer
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on August 24, 2004, 03:31:10 pm
Stand next to mountains
Bust a dope fresh dancin' move.
Voodoo Hammer time!

On deck: Narwhals
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 24, 2004, 03:36:34 pm
Man, that fuckin' tusk!
Some folks only know it from
the B-52s


Next Topic:  The New Cure Album
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 25, 2004, 01:46:08 am
The Cure released a new record
honey, get my gun
That whiny bastard shall DIE!

Nest Topic: Custy

(http://www.goodshakes.com/albums/nye2003/aau.jpg)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 25, 2004, 01:06:18 pm
Is that Custy's Pic?
Perhaps Donkeyotay's friend?
Drunk fuck hates The Cure.




Next Topic:  Starting Shit for the Fuck of it.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 25, 2004, 03:33:28 pm
My friend Doug is drunk
He hit that guy on the head
with a log he found!

Next topic: back to school
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 25, 2004, 03:44:34 pm
I'd like to go back,
Escape reality's maze,
Four-year vacation.



Next topic: Militia Men
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demon Seed #three on August 25, 2004, 11:19:39 pm
reason to start shit?
no, i'm a jackass  
morning noon and night

next topic: missing silverware
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 26, 2004, 03:38:46 am
her spoon is missing
Where could it have gone to now?
I think it eloped!

Nest Topic: Making millions picking up dog poop
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 26, 2004, 01:44:04 pm
Clean the median:
Goin to dog shit island,
Makin the big bucks



Next topic: hangovers
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: datacorruption on August 26, 2004, 03:57:39 pm
drink heavily now,
pay for it in the morning:
ow that really hurts!

next topic: paper cups
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 26, 2004, 04:11:32 pm
Soggy mess of goo
Long ago, it held my drink
I need another

Next topic: UFOs
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 26, 2004, 05:46:10 pm
Before the ufos, another "paper cups" haiku:

Do you really think
That's gonna protect my balls?
Surely sir, you jest.


Ok, NOW Next topic: UFOs
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 26, 2004, 05:50:09 pm
A cup it may be
or perhaps jet or kite
it beammed me up.


slimey twat.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 26, 2004, 05:59:39 pm
Twat?  I cunt hear you.
Too slippery to get out
This Haiku's yucky.



Next up: Avocados
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 27, 2004, 12:09:04 am
green avocados
tasted good in the tacos
but not in the soup

next topic: banjo players
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demon Seed #three on August 27, 2004, 09:05:00 am
moving to and fro
look at the fingers go
precisely playing


Next topic:corn fields
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 27, 2004, 09:21:57 am
corn fields are good for
barrels of beer and fireworks
we can make popcorn

next topic: I need a smoke!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Charlemagne on August 27, 2004, 09:57:41 am
Cigarettes
I want to have some
Give me them

Next topic: Spaceships from Mars invading earth.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: datacorruption on August 27, 2004, 12:54:33 pm
Xenoc Invasion!
Hide the Mars Bars, professor,
they love chocolate!

Next topic: Mutant Cowsheep
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on August 27, 2004, 01:03:32 pm
oh hail mighty brahman
three headed cows from mars
the final food chain solution


next topic:
1000 bottles of beer on the wall
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 27, 2004, 01:54:28 pm
I drank all of them:
then, I got 2 hours of sleep.
Now I'm hung over.



Next topic: roadrunner
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on August 27, 2004, 03:35:02 pm
beep beep beep beep beep
beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
beep beep beep beep beep

Next topic: underaged kitty alcoholics
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 27, 2004, 03:45:06 pm
Mewl, -hic- mewl (lap lap)
That is such a fake ID.
Kittie's got problems.


Next up: head explody
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 27, 2004, 06:38:01 pm
hey look it's the prez
Wave to john f. kennedy
What happened to him.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on August 27, 2004, 06:38:18 pm
fire season.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 27, 2004, 06:43:07 pm
You, season, are FIRED!
Trump's britches are now too big
Turn off the TV


Have at thee:  ephedrine
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 27, 2004, 08:53:17 pm
I know a doctor
who makes millions of dollars
hocking ephedrine

Next Topic: Sey-Hay and Hey-Now
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on August 27, 2004, 09:11:03 pm
Hey now! Heeeeeeeeeey now! What?
I sey heeeeey.... sorry I'm deaf,
Oh OK that's fine.

Next topic: How many pepperami's can you stick up your arse? (my friend wishes to know)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 28, 2004, 05:50:10 am
twenty three he said
when asked how many of those
he could shove up there

Next Topic: Born in a microwave
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Delusion on August 28, 2004, 08:32:25 am
Quote from: Donkeyotay
twenty three he said
when asked how many of those
he could shove up there

Next Topic: Born in a microwave


Born in the oven
it strove towards excellence
tragically fell

Next topic: What was it?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 29, 2004, 02:49:44 am
What was it that I
said that made her love me so?
Who cares, she loves me!

:vomit: :shock: :pie:

next topic: Rick Nielson of Cheap Trick
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 30, 2004, 01:10:17 pm
I want you to want
Me; I need you to need me
din' I see you cry?



::akward::

Next up: jury duty
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 30, 2004, 01:15:09 pm
just say you hate gays,
blacks, mexicans, and jews. they
wont let you on.

next topic: Riff
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 30, 2004, 01:29:43 pm
Rock & Roll High School
"Riff Randall, Rock n Roller."
And then, mice explode.


Take a shot at: Insurance salesmen.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on August 30, 2004, 03:00:48 pm
It's not insurance,
It's a life time saving plan.
Betting you die last.

Next topic: Chef's love of the Oakland Raiders
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on August 30, 2004, 03:53:50 pm
Chef loves the oakland
raiders, because they give him
the butt sex he needs.

Next topic: how I forgot the next topic topic
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on August 30, 2004, 05:04:48 pm
Hotsuma, you ass
You forgot the next topic
stupid fucking prick!  :twisted:

next topic: FUCK YEAH!!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on August 30, 2004, 11:04:39 pm
Don't say fuck, cuz fuck
is the worst word you can say
fuck yeah, no .....Mmmmkay?

next topic:  I have some ideas for cures,
but no victims on which to experiment
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on August 30, 2004, 11:15:35 pm
I've got a new cure,
But no one is sick enough,
I will infect them.

Next topic: Oscilation
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 31, 2004, 01:02:04 am
A rotating fan
chopped off Dumeany's big toe
through oscilation

Next Topic: rubbing alcohol
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 31, 2004, 12:57:52 pm
One time, at band camp,
After too much alcohol,
She began rubbing.



Here ya go: The death of giants
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on September 01, 2004, 07:49:51 am
once giants upon a time
now bones in the golden sun
history has begun

next topic: nightmares
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Charlemagne on September 01, 2004, 11:07:35 am
I fear them
The things that scare
Please make them go

Next topic: Using school computers to chat during lessons
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 01, 2004, 11:13:25 am
haxor the security
so that i can chat with my pals
d'oh! the teacher busted me

next: clubbing baby seals
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 01, 2004, 11:18:41 am
Clubbing Baby Seals.
An Honorable Pasttime
It doesn't grieve me.

Next:  A Haiku in Japanese, for Christ's sake.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Tiger on September 01, 2004, 11:43:39 am
:D I am a mommy  :D
 :D I am so very happy  :D
 :D cause I'm a mommy  :D
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 01, 2004, 11:49:05 am
hatori honzo
domo irigato
mr roboto!


next topic:
febreze
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2004, 01:04:46 pm
What is that damn smell?
Puppies boiling in goat piss?
Where the hell is the febreze?



Next topic: How Charlemagne can't seem to get the hang of how to write Haiku.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Charlemagne on September 01, 2004, 04:10:29 pm
Quote from: LMNO

Next topic: How Charlemagne can't seem to get the hang of how to write Haiku.


Not my fault I don't understand English eough to do it right.

Then is this right?
I am very sorry
I do suck a this

Next topic - Yoghurt
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2004, 04:22:34 pm
Ok, I forgive, because I love.

Of course, I could be chastened myself, seing as how us Discordians must stick apart; after all, why should We adhere to the rules of Haiku?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on September 01, 2004, 04:37:28 pm
There are rules?

 :oops:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2004, 05:02:54 pm
heh.  Not anymore.


New Next topic:  Anarchy
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on September 01, 2004, 05:37:05 pm
The modem is down
Not supposed to happen huh
More marketing shit

Next Topic........
Stress
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2004, 06:17:50 pm
Aargh!  Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Goddamit! Motherfucker!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!



Batter up: the fine print
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 01, 2004, 06:36:09 pm
this is too easy
you didn't expect something else?
cash back guarantee


Next topic:
I'll feed the ducks soon
would youlike to help me out?
I didn't think so
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on September 01, 2004, 07:02:24 pm
I would love to help
because I love ducks
but I'm washing hair

fuck the fucking fuckers and fuck the fuckers that fuck them.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2004, 07:06:56 pm
A lot of fucking
going on around here, huh?
That's fucking way cool.


Next: Soul Power
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on September 01, 2004, 07:08:41 pm
You do not have it
Because you are a problem
therefore I shall lie

Next topic:

Cultists
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: stabag on September 01, 2004, 07:09:36 pm
I don't need power
to keep my soul going strong
All I need is pegs

Next topic: Trains that swim
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Charlemagne on September 01, 2004, 07:19:59 pm
Look a swimming train!
Let's go and stop its swimming
On second thought, let's not

Next topic - Bella for President
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on September 01, 2004, 08:00:16 pm
discordians vote?
in the unlikely event
that no one else did.

Cucumber shake.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: donkey otay on September 01, 2004, 08:28:58 pm
put the cucumber
in the blender with ice cream
press puree and drink

next topic: lazy Demon Seeds
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: stabag on September 01, 2004, 08:39:19 pm
Sleeping, sleeping seed
Lazy, lazy demon seed
go to bed and sneeze

Next: Topic
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on September 01, 2004, 08:47:42 pm
what were we saying?
do you remember or not?
maybe a subject?


mutants and masterminds
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: stabag on September 01, 2004, 08:52:00 pm
Mastermind mutant
swollen head all abnormal
Looks like a huge swede

Next topic: Cars in the sky
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on September 01, 2004, 08:54:35 pm
in this day and age
wasn't there supposed to be
some flying cars, huh?!?!?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: stabag on September 01, 2004, 09:07:36 pm
Whats the next topic?
I think its "yellow squirrels"
Well, don't you agree?

Next topic: Purple squirrels.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 02, 2004, 08:08:53 pm
purple or yellow
I eat Devil Squerrels for
breakfast every day!

next topic: Catholic girls
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Charlemagne on September 02, 2004, 08:19:11 pm
You look so good
I want to make sweet love to you
But you are a nun

Next topic: Keychains
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: stabag on September 02, 2004, 10:18:22 pm
(Man, 5,7,5 - is that so hard?)

Metal, rust and hook
And at the tip of the chain
Is a singing key

Next topic: Beards without parents
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 02, 2004, 10:24:03 pm
Quote from: stabag
(Man, 5,7,5 - is that so hard?)



yes as a matter of fact it is. :P


dismebodied beards
scourging the countryside
i'll protect your daughters!

next topic: the terible secret of space.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: stabag on September 02, 2004, 10:27:18 pm
The one thing no man
ever could get the grip of -
space is made of newts

Next topic - Fur
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Charlemagne on September 03, 2004, 05:50:48 am
575? Woot? I thought it was just about writing a lot of crap in three rows!

Anyway:

Furs are great things
Made up mostly from hair
Ph34r the mighty fur

Next topic - Whining haiku-poets
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 03, 2004, 01:11:08 pm
"You're doing it wrong"
Please adhere to all the rules
Otherwise, it's not really a haiku (but why the hell should we follow the rules if we're all Erisian anyway?)




Pot shots at: Snarky Discordians
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 03, 2004, 03:34:55 pm
the grammar nazi
can shove his colons up his
proverbial ass

next topic: Ruggiero Burnsides
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Charlemagne on September 03, 2004, 05:37:49 pm
My last one was right
Ruggiero and also
The Burnsides

Next topic - The death of a discordian grammar nazi!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 03, 2004, 06:05:22 pm
"made up mostly from
hair" has only 6 syllables.
Oh, the nazi's dead.




take aim at: dandruff
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Charlemagne on September 03, 2004, 07:20:30 pm
What is this weird word
What is its true meaning
I don't want to know

Next topic - Sex
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 03, 2004, 07:32:00 pm
"What is it's true mean-
in" is just 6 syllables.
mmm, fucking is good.



Try on: headkick
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Charlemagne on September 03, 2004, 09:06:43 pm
Hi-ya! I kick you
Feel the pain, as I rain blows
on your brain! Owned!

Next topic - Cthulhu
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 04, 2004, 03:06:33 am
Cthulu shall eat
You first for not writing
Haikus correctly

Next Topic: Kidnapped by hillbillys
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Charlemagne on September 04, 2004, 08:59:16 am
They took me away
My revenge shall come one day
Now save me from them!

Next topic - Lightbulbs
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 04, 2004, 09:05:55 am
phsopherent filament
omnidirectional halo
graven image

next: horab ran out of pot.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demon Seed #three on September 04, 2004, 09:39:58 am
help  i am in need
of a plumer, my pipe is
broken, needs fixing



next topic: I grow hemp  :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 04, 2004, 10:04:30 am
fertilizer and light!
crosswire teh electrical box
the cops busted me for messing with the hydro


(yeah i know)
next:let's lynch the landlord
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: stabag on September 04, 2004, 01:07:11 pm
Lets lynch the landlord
Lets glue him to the trailer
And drive through his land

Next: Shave him
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 04, 2004, 06:52:59 pm
norelco or bic
shave that fucking hairy prick
clean of pubic hairs

next topic: loopy fruits
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Charlemagne on September 04, 2004, 08:39:44 pm
Oh, I like my fruit
All hail the loopy fruits
Yes, hail indeed

Next topic - Cold beer
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 04, 2004, 10:25:28 pm
*drooooooooooool*
ice cold and refreshing
i like beer


next: sex in a thunderstorm
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 04, 2004, 11:30:00 pm
That's not a haiku
But then the thunder rumbled
Someones having sex
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Charlemagne on September 05, 2004, 09:50:30 am
Why can't people learn?
We want topics to haiku!
Give us our topic!

Next topic: Currency
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zorga, Oracle of Rum on September 05, 2004, 06:00:34 pm
Zorga adores green
Emeralds flash, jade softly glows
Cash is best of all

Next topic: Bamboo
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 05, 2004, 10:27:28 pm
I appologize
Bamboo snaps in the distance
Forgot the topic

Next topic: Misinformation
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 07, 2004, 10:55:50 am
multi-national
corporations operate
U. S. media

next topic: handlebar moustaches
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 07, 2004, 01:44:28 pm
I recall cowboys
and sadistically cruel villians
and, of course, gay men.


Next topic: Baptists
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on September 07, 2004, 03:14:54 pm
Someone found a cave
Must be a holy relic!
St. John the Baptist

next topic: automated underwear
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 07, 2004, 03:49:24 pm
It washes itself
and makes you feel refreshed and
clean after hot sex

Next Topic: SHIT! I am late for class!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 07, 2004, 03:52:14 pm
who give a goddam
about mere academics?
but the prof is hot!



Topic: Wire
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on September 07, 2004, 06:00:46 pm
there is this band right
I can not remember much
I know they were Wire


( pigface fucking rules)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 07, 2004, 06:12:15 pm
Fuck it up pigface
even The Pixies took part
ever see 'em live?



Next up: the horse you rode in on
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 07, 2004, 06:40:52 pm
This is no mere horse
but the finest ass in town
You want to ride it!

Next topic: slackjawed banjo pickers
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on September 07, 2004, 07:40:12 pm
Deern deern deern deern deern
Deern deern deern deern...deern deern deern
Deern deern deern deern deern...

Next topic: being a smartass
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 07, 2004, 08:10:50 pm
My ass has a brain
It makes my ass very smart
I have a smart ass

next topic: Magnetic refrigerator letters.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 08, 2004, 12:51:29 am
with wet love she crawled
into the flower of pain
and wept joyously

(taken from 'fridgerator magnet poem)

Next Topic: evil checks
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 08, 2004, 01:57:42 am
Standing in the road
Screaming that the end is near
The dark lord cometh

Next topic: Drunken UPS guy
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demon Seed #three on September 08, 2004, 03:00:26 am
my package is late!
inebriated again?
covered in vomit


next topic: marl-f's zombies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 08, 2004, 08:19:11 pm
These Zombies are broke
Their arms have fallen off
and they can't pay rent!

Next topic: freeloading deities
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on September 09, 2004, 03:00:14 pm
Sorry, can I one more about Zombies?

Sand and water
Fire and demise
The Zombie is made
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 09, 2004, 05:53:49 pm
"Hey, lend me five bucks!"
Said Eris, right before She
Borrowed my skateboard.



Garage Rock is next
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 09, 2004, 08:59:39 pm
(Garage rock can come next)

People need to learn
The correct form of haiku
It's five seven five
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on September 09, 2004, 09:20:09 pm
(Garage rock can come next)

People don't seem to care
About the correct form of haiku
Hey look! It's almost fall!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 09, 2004, 09:27:14 pm
(still next)

::Falls onto his knees::
::Puts his face into his hands::
::Begins to whimper::
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on September 09, 2004, 09:57:20 pm
(delayed once again)

What about the season?
Aren't you s'pose to mention it?
What's the next topic?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 09, 2004, 10:07:02 pm
The next topic is
Something about garage rock
No more delays please

Next topic --> Garage Rock
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: stabag on September 09, 2004, 10:41:23 pm
I promise you Marl
No more off-topic haikus
Next one will be on

Next topic - Garage Rock
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on September 09, 2004, 11:43:23 pm
I say wtf?
Who cares about the topic?
Not me, no , not me!

Next topic - garage rock
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 10, 2004, 08:16:42 am
i have a garage,
there is a rock outside my patio
hip hip hooray!

next topic: two ducks and a bucket.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: stabag on September 10, 2004, 12:05:50 pm
Two bucks for a duck
Or two ducks in a bucket
duck for my bucking

Next topic: Eight
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demon Seed #three on September 10, 2004, 12:15:12 pm
place it on it's side
and it's a symbol meaning
eternity.. eight!

next topic: day dreaming of sleep
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on September 10, 2004, 02:53:34 pm
Quote from: Demon seed#three
place it on it's side
and it's a symbol meaning
eternity.. eight!

next topic: day dreaming of sleep


I was up all night
I stayed to watch the sunrise
silly silly me

Next topic........

meringues
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on September 10, 2004, 03:02:27 pm
egg whites and sugar
atop a pile of creamy
chocolate pie. YUM!

next topic: the "incident"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 10, 2004, 04:39:33 pm
It did not happen.
No one can prove anything.
Resume your day, please.


Have at thee!   "Paranoia"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 10, 2004, 06:36:24 pm
Paranoia will
destroy all you herb smokin
hippies...What was that?

Next Topic: getting arrested at Dairy Queen for demanding a refund for a milkshake
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on September 10, 2004, 06:39:11 pm
This Blizzard sucks ass.
Give me my money back, bitch!
Hello, officer...


topic: drums in the distance
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 10, 2004, 08:26:46 pm
bum bum bum bum bum
Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM

next topic - Topics
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 10, 2004, 09:50:57 pm
sore losers do
never get what they
want so stfu n00b!


lol j/k.
next topic: j00 are not a jedi yet.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on September 11, 2004, 05:41:46 am
Much to learn have you
Teach you I must skywalker
use the force you musr

Next topic..........
Do not mess with yoda.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on September 11, 2004, 08:16:33 am
Don't mess with Yoda
His Green Majesty
He's gonna blow you to Death Star!!!

next topic: schizofrenia
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on September 11, 2004, 12:46:40 pm
I have just came back from Marc Chagall's exhibition, so will be not about schizofrenia, right now I am in climat for surrealism...

LIVE in yellow
SEE in red
DIE in blue...

schizofrenia still actual :)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on September 11, 2004, 03:26:27 pm
schizofrenia
would be what this is about
if i'd looked it up

next topic: sneaky cartoon characters
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 11, 2004, 08:49:06 pm
sneaky sneaky sneak
sneaky sneaky sneaky sneaky sneak
sneaky sneaky sneak
nest topic: hroab's head hurts
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 11, 2004, 09:53:20 pm
Horab has a head
But it's in the other room
Getting some asprin

Next topic: Typos
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 12, 2004, 02:36:27 am
speliing typos are
for nublars j0
i pity teh f00!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 12, 2004, 09:46:06 am
next topic: who cares?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: stabag on September 12, 2004, 02:19:37 pm
Donkeyotay said
Next topic: who cares? and I
will write about it

Next topic: cipot txeN
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on September 12, 2004, 06:17:47 pm
.tsafkaerb dah evah I
.hcnul ym dah evah osla I
?rennid rof s'tahw rednoW

tsenraE gnieb fo ecnatropmi ehT :copit txen
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 13, 2004, 01:52:08 am
I am not earnest
But does that make me unim...
...portant? I guess so.

Next topic - Hyperbolic Parabaloids.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on September 13, 2004, 10:54:23 am
once i took acid
contemplate geometry
concave, meet convex

next: eating elmers glue, again
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 13, 2004, 04:44:25 pm
Dammit, I am out
of paste. now what will the kids
eat for their snacktime?

next topic: ummm
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: cyberus on September 13, 2004, 09:00:54 pm
uuuummmmmmmmmmm
uuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ummmmm.

next topic:  my little pony
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Charlemagne on September 13, 2004, 09:11:20 pm
My little pony
You are five syllabels
All hail Eris

Next topic: Necromancers!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 14, 2004, 12:14:49 am
I raise living dead
WHAChIKKI ChIKKI ChIKKI
That's my zombie call

next topic - Haikus
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demon Seed #three on September 14, 2004, 02:31:46 am
what a lame topic
you chose for the next haiku
imagination!

next topic: polygamists at Wal-Mart
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 14, 2004, 05:07:38 am
one man, five spouses
too bad they are all mormon
and boring in bed

next topic: Gnomes that get run over for being smart-asses :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on September 14, 2004, 02:22:13 pm
OMG! A truck!
Runs around in circles.
SQUISH! Poor little gnome.

Next topic: Donkeys who are really jackasses.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 14, 2004, 05:48:40 pm
When are they ever
gonna nominate a guy
who's great, and not just "better"?


Next: Free Mumia!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 14, 2004, 07:17:31 pm
Mumia Abu
Jamal deserves a re-trial
he will be set free

next topic: Catholic Girls
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 15, 2004, 07:15:28 am
Catholic Girls Rock
And With Their Knee High Socks, I
can not resist a kiss.

Next Topic:  Miei's Clinical Obsession with Gackt
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: cyberus on September 15, 2004, 12:08:47 pm
miei likes gackt
I like gack the goopy sticky stuff
I win.

Next topic: fuckture the structure.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 15, 2004, 06:01:42 pm
does a fuckture hurt?
because there's one in my shoe.
hope it doesn't bite...



Topic is: Nectarines
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 15, 2004, 07:53:10 pm
Demonica ate
nectarines for years until
she stopped her yoga

next topic: General Evil..the anal ranger
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 15, 2004, 08:42:55 pm
Fly through the rectum
Of a large politician
General Evil

(sounds best when sung)

next topic - An ape with a smokebomb.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 16, 2004, 08:31:30 am
Eric Has Smokebombs
He is a great ape you know
Anthropology

Next Topic:

A Hominid with Smokebombs that is not a Great Ape
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 16, 2004, 09:47:59 am
the chimp with the bomb
is no great ape, but merely
a dork paladin.

Next Topic: I like to talk shit, please don't be insulted :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 16, 2004, 09:56:00 am
i liek to shit
and i cannot lie
here's teh 5$ i owe your mom from last night. tell her i'll see her at 8 son.

  :twisted:

next topic: what do i have against haikus anyway?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on September 16, 2004, 10:29:03 am
Horab Fibslager
had a bad experience
with haikus one day

next topic: Jesus thinks you're a jerk
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 16, 2004, 10:30:53 am
horab stared at jesus many a night
until one day jesus said
"what the fuck man, wanna fight?"


next topic: granola bars
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 16, 2004, 08:07:10 pm
granola bars are
crunchy. Granola girls are
smelly but sexy!

Next Topic: Why all Paladins are pansy dupes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 17, 2004, 07:45:47 am
Quote from: Donkeyotay
granola bars are
crunchy. Granola girls are
smelly but sexy!

Next Topic: Why all Paladins are pansy dupes


Hey, you paladin
fucktards of goat nad scorn heat
stop that this instant!

next topic: monkey spooge yogurt elevators
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 17, 2004, 07:52:13 am
Love monkeys in the
lift. I smell yogurt i must
be in Las Vegas

Next Topic: eating the floor
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on September 17, 2004, 08:05:26 am
Quote from: Donkeyotay
Love monkeys in the
lift. I smell yogurt i must
be in Las Vegas

Next Topic: eating the floor


Ain't no fucking sweat
the floor is there and I eat
all of it, drunkly.

Next topic: Hotels in downtown Des Moines
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 17, 2004, 03:51:30 pm
Are there actually
Hotels in Des Moines? Who would
Really want to stay?



Up next: Retrocessional orbits of imaginary moons
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on September 18, 2004, 05:46:41 am
This poem, like the moon
Is not real, and neither is
it orbiting there.

Next topic : The burnt stinky stuff on your stove burners after cooking.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demon Seed #three on September 18, 2004, 06:48:14 am
No honey, dinners safe
just spilled crap on the stove
open the windows!


Next topic: Punkadelic man!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on September 18, 2004, 07:19:15 am
potato and rice
pasta, lentils and split peas
over 6 months old

next:  garden fresh tomatoes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on September 18, 2004, 07:52:03 am
mmmm, todya's dinner
I'm going to eat
garden fresh tomatos


next topic: bass guitar
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 18, 2004, 09:29:35 pm
I love my four strings
bass players have the biggest
penises ya know! :twisted:

Next Topic: ACH! I missed my flight!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on September 18, 2004, 09:47:26 pm
an hour early
checked my luggage and myself
profile this, bitch.   ..|.,

next:the hardware store doens't have a saw, or a clue.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on September 19, 2004, 04:34:57 am
You, vested jerkoff,
Are not worthy to hand me
Such a sharp object.

When I ask for "saw,"
Kindly fetch it for me, then
climb up your own arse.


Next: The smell coming from the litterbox
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on September 19, 2004, 07:04:43 am
stinky, smelly poop
is not good for eating with
out any mayo

Next Topic: why Bella should move to Chicago
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 19, 2004, 11:28:26 am
fuck chicago
calgary has mountains
i need a druninkin buddy

next: eric is a nub.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rupert Giles on September 19, 2004, 11:32:13 am
eric is a nub
a false statement it is
horab is drunk now

Next Haiku:  Black Mage and White Mage getting it on
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 19, 2004, 11:43:14 am
stfu nuib.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Retreating Mushroom on September 19, 2004, 01:13:05 pm
Black Mage is Smelly
White Mage just can't stand the dude
Black Mage will be sad

Next topic:  pepper-flavored chips in limbo
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on September 21, 2004, 06:48:22 am
I set my chips down
in the place between Heaven
and Hell...mmm, spicy!

Next:  lather, rinse, repeat.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on September 21, 2004, 01:38:32 pm
lather rinse repeat
over and over and over
same shit, diffrent day


next topic = salt in your eye
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: kmandibles on September 22, 2004, 02:41:40 am
ahh mister sparkle
please cleanse me with your frothing
bubble my soul clean

-mK
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: kmandibles on September 22, 2004, 02:43:38 am
Karma Manager
You can manage my karma
All night long (and day)

-mK
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on September 22, 2004, 03:28:31 am
how will our riffy
responde to this sweet hiku
has he found true love?

next topic =  

Mawwage is tha forss that bwings us togewer today
and wuv
twhoooooooo wuv....
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on September 22, 2004, 06:37:49 am
Mawwage ith a dweam
Within a dweam, it ith what
Bwingth uth together...

Next topic: The worst ringtone in the world
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 22, 2004, 05:50:28 pm
Quote from: Malaul
lather rinse repeat
over and over and over
same shit, diffrent day


next topic = salt in your eye


What did mother say?
"Always put salt in your eye."
Kids in the Hall rock.


Up next: Peaches. And sodomy.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: B23.77 on September 22, 2004, 07:12:24 pm
Peaches are peachy
Like a goat shaft is peachy
Peaches and cream, yeah?

Next topic: Eric versus Horab
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on September 22, 2004, 07:15:05 pm
this one should be fun
I wonder what I should say
this is a tough one....



eric vs horab
for real this time...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on September 22, 2004, 07:28:25 pm
(I don't even know who these guys are)

Eric and Horab
Poked each other in the eyes
And then they both cried.

Eric drew Horab
To him in a soft embrace
And then bit his face.

Horab held Eric
Bared his fangs in Eric's vein
Drinking in his pain.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on September 22, 2004, 09:35:46 pm
No doubt Horab would win
Eric has negative skillz
whilst Horab is l337


next topic: haikus
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: kmandibles on September 22, 2004, 09:40:48 pm
This disk controller
Cannot rebuild the array
Say goodbye, data
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 22, 2004, 10:41:16 pm
Quote from: Hotsuma
No doubt Horab would win
Eric has negative skillz
whilst Horab is l337


next topic: haikus


yer damned right. i'v eben getign 2-3:1 ratios(and better) all week, and then i opened a little box of w00t! called star wars battlefronts,and well, let's jsut say i killed luke skywalker yesterday.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on September 23, 2004, 01:00:20 pm
Here's five syllables
And now here are seven more
Oh, look, five again!

Next topic: The day is saved, thanks to....
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Punkadelic on September 23, 2004, 05:56:05 pm
Punkadelic is
like an archangel thru the
dark angles. No fear.

Next Topic: Chai Tea or Tai Chi?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Marl Fublewonker on September 24, 2004, 04:23:08 am
Chai tea or tai chi
They will both make you relaxed
But one takes more work

Next topic - Why you wan't to bring the apocolypse.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on September 24, 2004, 06:16:34 am
There comes a time when
People are too dumb to live
And they ought to stop.

Next topic: The one who turned you inside out
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 24, 2004, 02:23:49 pm
"Upside down, boy you
Turn me inside out and round
And round...." Thanks, Donna!


Comin up:  mail fraud
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Trollax on September 24, 2004, 02:30:19 pm
You do not live here
UPS will come for you
there is no escape

Next Topic............
Underwear
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: stabag on September 24, 2004, 09:51:53 pm
Ive got no shower
And no matter what you think
That aint underwear....

Next topic: Snow
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demon Seed #three on September 25, 2004, 01:39:44 am
the donner party
ate human flesh and also
ate snow as custard
 


next topic: I't's not Bacon, It's faken
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on September 25, 2004, 03:38:29 am
Crispy bits of flesh,
I shake the jar, take a whiff!
Oh, nasty-It's soy!

Next: the bungee jumping congressman
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on September 25, 2004, 10:08:51 pm
Cousin Orrin falls.
Bounces back, weaves to and fro.
Business as usual.

Next Topic: Day of Atonement
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: B23.77 on September 26, 2004, 12:10:15 am
On atonement day
I am who am you are me
As one we pee pee

Next topic: Oui oui
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on September 26, 2004, 01:48:31 am
What is that you have
Down in your trousers, Frenchman?
Ah, it's your "oui oui!"

Next topic: what you want to see on november third
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on October 02, 2004, 05:01:03 am
On November third
I just hope there are tickets
To Canada left!



Next topic: It fell off the back of a truck
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on October 03, 2004, 10:42:19 pm
All those many eyes
Still the potato did not
See the road in time

next topic: a room without a door
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on October 04, 2004, 04:19:00 pm
They welded it shut
With intent to reconcile
His murderous ways.

next topic: misused gardening tools
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on October 04, 2004, 05:58:31 pm
She was such a ho:
She found an interesting
New use for a hoe.



Netx happening: Andy Warhol's gunshot wound.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on October 04, 2004, 06:05:51 pm
performance art rocks.
and mass produced Crap does too.
But I missed the heart.


NT: ST:TNG
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 04, 2004, 07:00:07 pm
resistance is futile!
will riker hero pose!
make it so!

next: fate and pianos which fall from the sky.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on October 04, 2004, 07:24:33 pm
Stop to tie my shoe
A mover trying to say
"Look out you damn fool"

Next one- Greyface ponders existentialism
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: cyberus on October 05, 2004, 12:58:31 am
Life is so very short
What is the point in living
snuffit now, beat the rush.

Next:  scented candles meet their doom
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 05, 2004, 01:44:53 am
I have filled my room
With scent of vanilla and peach
The wax burns my nips

 8)

Next topic: Gum in your hair
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on October 05, 2004, 03:27:40 am
You take aim and throw
Sticky wads in my tresses
I'm going to kill you

next: the noises a house makes late at night
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Delusion on October 05, 2004, 08:33:32 am
Quote from: agent compassion
You take aim and throw
Sticky wads in my tresses
I'm going to kill you

next: the noises a house makes late at night


Creaking and squeaking
something's on the roof again
that came from the hall!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on October 05, 2004, 04:07:31 pm
What's the next prompt?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on October 05, 2004, 06:39:47 pm
this is the new prompt:
A career doing something
that makes you happy.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rupert Giles on October 05, 2004, 07:56:24 pm
Killing the Kittens
Not for everyone
i love it, i do.

Next:  Eric is a sad, depraved little boy.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 05, 2004, 08:07:27 pm
Oh, Hotsuma's Bitch
Misguided by god of Krynn
Remember the Kingpriest

next topic: Indigestion

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rupert Giles on October 05, 2004, 08:51:03 pm
The Gods' Stomach Woes
The Kingpriest was the cause of.
Mountain on head, Guys!

Next Topic:  Destroy all Robots
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 06, 2004, 12:03:01 am
i am the pusher robot
i am here to protect you from the terrible secret of space
you will be protected from teh terrible secret of space.

next: start trek and self love.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 06, 2004, 01:44:21 am
Oh, Doctor Crusher
Probe me with your tricorder
As I soil myself

 8)

Next topic: too much curry
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on October 06, 2004, 02:16:24 am
It burned like hellfire
And poured like a waterfall
I hate beef curry

Next topic- Armageddon and cockroaches
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 06, 2004, 03:42:25 am
HAPPY CUCKARACHA DAY!
karoake apocalypse now
in battle there can be no compassion or mercy, only victory.

next. well whatever nevermind.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on October 06, 2004, 02:57:40 pm
Nirvana wasn't
Known for supurb bass playing.
But, the checks still clear.


Lanes are cleared for: Emotional Brutality
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on October 06, 2004, 04:26:44 pm
They told me love hurts,
But I never figured on
Multiple fractures.

On deck: Guacamole
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on October 06, 2004, 04:33:03 pm
Avocado paste
Mmm, in a cup with a straw
my weight in gallons

Next dog shank burrito: Foaming at the brain
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on October 06, 2004, 05:11:09 pm
Dog shank burrito?
you are foaming at the brain!
Burrito, indeed!



How about: the concept of Universe being one huge episode of "punked."
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on October 06, 2004, 07:05:55 pm
Whassat?  I don't get cable.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on October 06, 2004, 07:12:59 pm
Hah hah you sucker!
The universe still chuckles
at its own bad jokes

Next topic:  phone calls, unwanted
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on October 06, 2004, 07:16:02 pm
Dial star-six-nine
And catch that sonuvabitch
What called during sex

Next...

Megaman characters at a pub
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on October 06, 2004, 07:52:38 pm
Whassat?  I don't get ... whatever that is....
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on October 06, 2004, 11:51:06 pm
Boy, YOU musta lead a sheltered life.  You don't know what Megaman is?? :roll:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on October 07, 2004, 04:07:29 am
Megaman showed up
At a shelter down the street
Turned 'way 'cause not real.

Next: Lincoln, Nebraska
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rupert Giles on October 07, 2004, 04:23:12 am
Quote from: gnimbley
Megaman showed up
At a shelter down the street
Turned 'way 'cause not real.

Next: Lincoln, Nebraska


He is real.  Just wait a decade or two.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 07, 2004, 03:23:57 pm
Lincoln, Nebraska
What a worthless fucking place
Even worse than Omaha

 8)

next topic: huffing spray-paint
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on October 07, 2004, 03:36:36 pm
if you think that's cool,
this will get you really high:
it's called "trepanation".




How about: trepanation
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on October 07, 2004, 07:04:55 pm
Quote from: Freakazoid!
Quote from: gnimbley
Megaman showed up
At a shelter down the street
Turned 'way 'cause not real.

Next: Lincoln, Nebraska


He is real.  Just wait a decade or two.


Well, real in the sense that he exists as a physical entity?  I know somebody who thinks he's a god.  Because Megaman's nicer.

Hand me the trepan...
Oh my word, it's full of goo!
I just won a bet.  8)

Let's try...  What monks do for fun?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 07, 2004, 08:15:04 pm
Monks are coming out
leaving issue all about
staining the curtains


Next topic: Hamstrung goats
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rupert Giles on October 08, 2004, 12:08:21 am
Quote from: Big Cat Felix
Quote from: Freakazoid!
Quote from: gnimbley
Megaman showed up
At a shelter down the street
Turned 'way 'cause not real.

Next: Lincoln, Nebraska


He is real.  Just wait a decade or two.


Well, real in the sense that he exists as a physical entity?  I know somebody who thinks he's a god.  Because Megaman's nicer.

Hand me the trepan...
Oh my word, it's full of goo!
I just won a bet.  8)

Let's try...  What monks do for fun?


Duh.

If I'm Rockman X... then... oh, Nutbunnies.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 08, 2004, 12:42:11 am
you cut me at the knees
That's the only thing saving you from
my horns in your ass

 8)

next topic: anaphylactic shock
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on October 08, 2004, 03:15:35 pm
Look! A pretty wasp.
Does it wants to play with me?
Ow!  Son of a--   *thud*



I picked:  paper cuts
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 10, 2004, 02:13:59 am
Goddamn copy machine!
Flings paper at my trachea
Severs my carotid

how about: moles. the facial kind, not the small mammals...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on October 10, 2004, 06:21:32 am
I saw a mole once
Walking down the street, I think
It was some model's.

Next: edible panties
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: B23.77 on October 10, 2004, 08:38:33 am
edible panties
taste as good as money from
plumbing toilets

Next topic: gas
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on October 11, 2004, 12:52:00 am
So I farted in bed
And my girlfriend disappeared
As she lit her cig

next topic: the religious right is neither. discuss...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 11, 2004, 01:43:55 am
Fuck Ralph Reed in
His puckered, self-righteous ass
Un-christian bastard...

on deck: my toenails need clipping

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: cyberus on October 11, 2004, 12:22:33 pm
Ode to the Toe Jam:
snip snip snip snip snip snip snip;
I cut off your homes.

Next:  hermits and mermaids
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on October 15, 2004, 07:04:31 pm
The hermit quota
Has been reached in the forest.
Go live in the sea.

Up next on the 10 O'Clock News: music
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Graud the Greyface on October 15, 2004, 07:44:53 pm
There is only God.
Your Eris does not exist.
Praise be unto Him.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2004, 08:17:54 pm
listen, assclown, if you're gonna post, at least try to observe the guidelines of the forum...your little poem was completely not topical to the last prompt, nor did you leave a prompt for anyone else...I don't begrudge you your asinine, regressive opinions, but do try to have a little courtesy for us heathen infidels.... 8)

next topic: Graud is a Jerk-off...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on October 15, 2004, 08:20:32 pm
You, Turd Ferguson,
Will burn in eternal Hell.
Your barbs are fruitless.


Topic: The Glory of God.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Graud the Greyface on October 15, 2004, 08:23:22 pm
Can't the creators of this board even get something simple as an automatic log-in correct?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 15, 2004, 08:23:25 pm
glory be to god
gives me a great excuse to
rape and kill heretics

 8)

next topic: Cross-country trip on the Greyhound bus....
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on October 16, 2004, 03:14:40 am
Since when do you need
A ticket to ride the bus?
It used to be free.

Next: The hotness of Jon Stewart
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 16, 2004, 04:09:05 am
Jon Stewart is hot
Wicked, wicked, wicked hot
I wish I was gay

 8)

next topic: assclowns who hog the haiku forum....
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on October 16, 2004, 07:17:07 am
Quote from: Graud the Greyface
Can't the creators of this board even get something simple as an automatic log-in correct?


they do. your compter just can't handle cookies.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 16, 2004, 02:05:32 pm
yeah i dunno why ppl have that problem. my old box didn't have that problem. not with ie or opera.and my old box ate chunks for dinner.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 18, 2004, 04:00:00 am
am I an assclown
for hogging the haiku thread?
it's all for Hotsuma

next topic: redneck dinner theater

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on October 18, 2004, 04:18:52 pm
Nuked pork a la carte
With gravy and mashed taters
'Cuz we're outta rat.

Next topick: Poor olde Tom's almanack; bloopers thereof.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 19, 2004, 12:09:44 am
Olde tom's Almanac
Said "sunny and 75"
I'm ass-deep in snow

 8)

on deck: Luke Skywalker was really a whiny pussy
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on October 19, 2004, 03:01:15 pm
Look!  I'm a Jedi!
Where the fuck did my hand go?
You're not my father!

Topic - A fine line between clever & stupid
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on October 24, 2004, 11:40:27 pm
Beavis and Butthead
were clever, however I
know Bush is stupid.

Next topic: Halloween costumes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on October 24, 2004, 11:45:22 pm
Dressing as a Go'uld
And shooting people with staffs
Gets you strange looks here

On deck: Christian Charities
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on October 25, 2004, 06:44:18 am
Give them your money
And they'll go to the third world
To feed kids Bibles.

Next up: Anthony Stewart Head's head.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on October 26, 2004, 10:58:53 am
Anthony Head's head
is sold to Satan as the
Gates of Hell brainchild

Next Warning:   A sobering lesson
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on October 26, 2004, 03:28:50 pm
Sober up too fast,
And run a terrible risk
of not being drunk.


Next: Paper cuts.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 26, 2004, 04:04:28 pm
we already did
a haiku on paper cuts
I wrote it myself

 8)

on deck: fuck patchouli!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on October 26, 2004, 07:23:30 pm
Fuck patchouli oil.
It makes me very angry,
the smell of hippy.

Next- junkyard ghosts
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: B23.77 on October 26, 2004, 10:49:38 pm
On Halloween night
Ev'ry kid that steals my sweets
Goes to junkyard land.

Next: Eris is a bitch.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on October 26, 2004, 10:54:54 pm
eris is a bitch
shattering the god's punch bowl
solace in hot dogs



next topic: sponge bob square pants
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 26, 2004, 11:12:02 pm
cooks crabby patties
lives in a pineapple house
never once gets laid

 8)

coming soon: I drink sterno juice
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on October 27, 2004, 02:30:10 pm
Life of a hobo:
The only respite that's known...
squeeze the purple gel.


Comin' up: chronic back pain.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 27, 2004, 03:31:16 pm
my back really hurts
doctor said "no more Oxy's!"
now I smoke the chronic

 8)

on deck: I fell down the stairs this morning.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on October 27, 2004, 03:40:03 pm
I just smoke'd the chronic
and then I lost my balance
my back really hurts.

How about: riots in Red Sox Nation
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on October 27, 2004, 07:37:05 pm
I always thought that
Riots were reserved for when
Your team LOST the game.

On deck: Pumpkin as a marital aid
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on October 27, 2004, 07:46:51 pm
oh, yeah, baby, there!
faster!  harder!  more more more!
peter peter who?

next up: typographical errors
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 27, 2004, 08:07:22 pm
I use the typos
to mask subversive agenda:
Horab Fibslager

 8)

now showing: hillbilly haute-cuisine
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: EraPassing on October 27, 2004, 08:15:55 pm
Get me a beer, hun!
I got the catfish grillin';
You make the gravy.

Coming soon:  Trick or treat
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 27, 2004, 08:44:25 pm
Halloween is here,
As is the election so,
choose your poison, sir

Next topic,

Eastern Europe moving towards a free market economy, and the hazards it faces in doing so.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on October 27, 2004, 09:33:36 pm
Euros, wtf?
Who the hell dreamt this oneup?
Where my pounds, dammit!

Next tragedy: The unbearable lightness of being Roger
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 28, 2004, 02:33:58 am
is roger so light?
i'm not interested in picking him up
you can giver all you want tho dude.

next: if iced tea is wrong i dont want to be right.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on October 28, 2004, 09:04:40 am
lipton, my hero
i'm sure i love your dogma
if not, go eat pork

next: wild turkey bourbon (the kickin' chicken)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on October 28, 2004, 02:20:05 pm
Wild Turkey blows chunks.
Jack is not that much better.
Old Overholt Rye Whiskey!

How about: After an 86-year-old curse is broken, now what?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on October 28, 2004, 07:55:16 pm
What is this feeling?
My team never won before,
All I know is pain.

Next: Hot sauce in your burrito
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Phoolius on October 28, 2004, 08:09:23 pm
Hot salsa fries through
Dead burrito.  Shouldn't have
mixed the acid in.

Next topic: LSD or battery acid?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 28, 2004, 10:08:15 pm
what is this stuff here?
is it burning my synapses?
or burning my tongue?

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: EraPassing on October 28, 2004, 10:16:39 pm
The Haiku Game runs
Forever and a day if
A hint is given.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on October 29, 2004, 12:35:32 am
Don't know what to write,
You need to tell me, damn you!
Else more crap like this.

Next up: The Delights Of Calculus
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: EraPassing on October 29, 2004, 02:17:54 am
Long division sucked.
Pre-algebra blew my mind.
Calculus was worst.

Now, for your entertainment:
Game shows
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 29, 2004, 03:37:36 am
my bad.

*ahem*...game shows...

I love SNL
But their funniest skit was
Celebrity Jeopardy

 8)

wicked self-reference there, if anyone gets it...

next, on your local news: Cattle Mutilations!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: EraPassing on October 29, 2004, 03:54:35 am
Aliens or geeks?
Not as big as crop circles,
And less artistic.

Now for
Bullwinkle and Rocky
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 29, 2004, 04:31:15 am
"Hey, Rocky! Watch me
pull a FNORD out of my hat!"
"that trick never works

 8)

right backatcha with: Playboy: November '04: the girls of communist North Korea!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on October 30, 2004, 07:14:50 pm
So, Turd Furgeson, you reveal your true identity at last - Sean Connery! :)

Ok, on to the haiku.

Here in Korea,
Everyone gets orgasms
And a free warhead.

Today's topic: Finger puppets
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 30, 2004, 07:39:38 pm
use finger puppets
for epic self-loving session
to simulate orgy

 8)

next: tourette's syndrome is funny, dammit!

oh, and it was Burt Reynolds, not Sean Connery....
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: EraPassing on October 30, 2004, 09:03:40 pm
From out of nowhere -
"OW!  God-damned son of a bitch!"
Now THAT'S funny.


Next up: drinking straws
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2004, 10:19:39 pm
They are long and stiff,
If you put your mouth on one,
you may have teh ghey.

Next topic,

How quantum physics abolished the notion of ether (not the drug, the substance that was thought to make up "space."
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on October 30, 2004, 10:26:53 pm
Space is a vacuum.
Queen Victioria can suck it!
Indubitably!

Next Topic: Roman Polanskis wife was murdered, and then he fled the country over a statutory rape charge.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on October 30, 2004, 10:31:25 pm
We are the Mansons.
you like fucking little girls.
go make a movie.


what about: Bands you used to listen to in high school.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on October 30, 2004, 10:35:27 pm
I wore a Tool shirt,
Six others were wearing it
I fucking hate Tool.

Next topic: The first three books of the Dune Trilogy.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lazy on October 30, 2004, 11:30:44 pm
The wind and the sand,
the people of the desert,
eyes blue like the sky.

next topic, the douglas adams trilogy.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 30, 2004, 11:34:45 pm
Quote from: Lazy
Election coming
To the victor goes the spoils
Al Gore is homeless


apparently, you're too lazy to learn how to read...the way this works is: you write a haiku based on the topic the last person puts out there for you...then you put out a topic for the person after you....

 8)
D. Adams Trilogy
better than Vogon poetry
but two books too long

on deck: the funny mushrooms
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lazy on October 30, 2004, 11:37:40 pm
sorry, realized that after i posted it, now i've just gone and screwed everything up...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 30, 2004, 11:46:39 pm
Quote from: Lazy
sorry, realized that after i posted it, now i've just gone and screwed everything up...


If you were sorry, you wouldn't have done it.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 30, 2004, 11:47:35 pm
that's OK...now I've gone and fixed it which is even worse...

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: EraPassing on October 30, 2004, 11:52:32 pm
Lights, streaming colors;
A glimpse of the Universe
Thanks to some dried caps.

Next: bagels and cream cheese
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on October 31, 2004, 04:01:25 am
I want some bagels
With creamy cheesy creamy
Cheesy cream cheese.

Next: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's -
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on October 31, 2004, 12:06:45 pm
superman's dead.
oh wait no he's not
staying dead has more impact, just ask chris reeves.

nt: heavily armed scientist vs space marine with a pistol.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on October 31, 2004, 01:14:34 pm
marine got the plague
scientist dead in one shot
everybody dies

next: zephyr
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lazy on October 31, 2004, 09:57:51 pm
God of the west wind
blows cool on this wary man
oh crap, a sandstorm.

Next topic:  Hitlers first pet.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 01, 2004, 03:40:50 pm
I had a puppy
but I sent him to auschwitz
had wrong color fur

 8)

next up: drive-by shooting at the nursing home
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on November 01, 2004, 04:37:04 pm
Edmund regretted
missing Larissa's wedding
after the shooting.

nexsht toppick: judgement day in Vegas
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on November 01, 2004, 11:02:43 pm
On the fifth day
Sky over Vegas opened
And it rained Britneys.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on November 01, 2004, 11:02:58 pm
On the fifth day
Sky over Vegas opened
And it rained Britneys.

Next topic: Toothpicks in your nether regions
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 02, 2004, 12:06:13 am
toothpicks also used
for removing dingleberries;
let's hope teeth cleaned first


 8)

next: Pat Robertson for President!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 02, 2004, 01:22:19 am
Theocracy RAH!
I will Nuke Foggy Bottom,
That will teach you libs.

Next:  Revolution in Fat City.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 02, 2004, 02:15:11 am
Roger, Roger, Roger
Whatever have you done now?
well, my bags are packed...

 8)

next: Rasputin goes for a swim
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Brother Grimm on November 07, 2004, 12:18:37 am
By my sable beard,
Russian water's far too cold!
Let's ice-skate instead.

Next topic: Dentistry under the influence of alcohol.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 07, 2004, 12:37:34 am
pulling teesh ish eashy
when you're shmashed on tuh-kee-la
now hold shtill, pleash...

 8)

nesht tokip: dude, where's my czar?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 07, 2004, 12:46:23 am
Gin doesn't mix well
With laughing gas, so you should
Avoid inhaling the fumes

Up next, the most boring book written
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 07, 2004, 12:47:02 am
Damn, took too long. Just ignore me
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: fluffy on November 07, 2004, 02:07:03 am

ignoring bobby
is easy for me to do
just put on some shades

next: how the west was won
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: B23.77 on November 07, 2004, 02:07:25 am
Blasphemy I speak
Of Principal Discord
Her book is t.p.!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: B23.77 on November 07, 2004, 02:09:49 am
The West was won by
The White Man with the Big Stick
Keep walking injuns.

Next:  Peewee Herman's next new gig.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 07, 2004, 02:24:12 am
Karl Rove drops dead,
Who will replace the fat tard?
Only one man.  UNNNNNNNNNNNNGH!

Next topic:  Lewis Carrol, but NOT anything having to do with Alice in Wonderland.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 07, 2004, 02:49:32 am
Through the Looking Glass
Is often mistaken for
The prequel to it.

Next topic, bad grammar
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 07, 2004, 02:57:24 am
countra speakin
spellin my gramma 1337 is
step the fuck back

nt: back back ribs
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Brother Grimm on November 07, 2004, 03:09:17 am
Delicious meat-bits
Dripping with barbeque sauce.
Fallling off the bone.

Next topic: The "Duck-and-Cover" method of nuclear strike preparedness.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 07, 2004, 03:13:03 am
if i had an invicibility powerup
duck and cover might work
then all i would need is atomic sunglasses


nt: anythign you want as long as it includes at least one penis joke.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 07, 2004, 05:13:05 am
penis = funny
funny, funny penises
say "penis", I laugh

 8)

nest nopic; toomUch Jaegermeist
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 07, 2004, 05:22:24 am
Quote from: Bob the Mediocre
Through the Looking Glass
Is often mistaken for
The prequel to it.

Next topic, bad grammar


YOU CHEATED!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on November 07, 2004, 12:35:48 pm
....?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 07, 2004, 03:23:24 pm
Agh! WHAT THE HELL?!  Where is your AVATAR?!  Dammit! I don't come to this board and post because I have something to say...I just come to check out your panties!

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 07, 2004, 05:49:23 pm
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Agh! WHAT THE HELL?!  Where is your AVATAR?!  Dammit! I don't come to this board and post because I have something to say...I just come to check out your panties!

 8)


You could have downloaded it.

Quote
YOU CHEATED!


Did I?
I was going to mention Jabberwockey, but I remembered it was quoted in one of those.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 07, 2004, 06:16:28 pm
Quote from: Bob the Mediocre
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Agh! WHAT THE HELL?!  Where is your AVATAR?!  Dammit! I don't come to this board and post because I have something to say...I just come to check out your panties!

 8)


You could have downloaded it.

Quote
YOU CHEATED!


Did I?
I was going to mention Jabberwockey, but I remembered it was quoted in one of those.


Snark Hunt would have worked.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on November 08, 2004, 12:49:01 am
the avatar's gone!
wonder what turd will do now?
unsexy cartoon.




next round: the flintstones.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 08, 2004, 12:53:22 am
you know you used to
argue over who was hotter:
Wilma or Betty?

 8)

next up: haiku in l337!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on November 08, 2004, 01:43:19 am
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Agh! WHAT THE HELL?!  Where is your AVATAR?!  Dammit! I don't come to this board and post because I have something to say...I just come to check out your panties!

 8)
but but but
ITS FOAMY!
huggen an ESPRESSO machine

how is that not as sexy, if not MORE sexy, than my panties? :twisted:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on November 08, 2004, 01:44:15 am
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
the avatar's gone!
wonder what turd will do now?
unsexy cartoon.




next round: the flintstones.
BUAHAHAHAHAAA :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 08, 2004, 02:19:03 am
Quote from: -+Malaul+-
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
Agh! WHAT THE HELL?!  Where is your AVATAR?!  Dammit! I don't come to this board and post because I have something to say...I just come to check out your panties!

 8)
but but but
ITS FOAMY!
huggen an ESPRESSO machine

how is that not as sexy, if not MORE sexy, than my panties? :twisted:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:


looks like we're going to the booth for an instant replay....

and it looks like the refs have reached a decision....

"there was nothing in the replay to conclusively overturn the call on the field. call on the field stands, panties are sexier than animated rodents. 15 yard penalty on the Caffeinatrix, still 5th down!"

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on November 08, 2004, 03:10:09 am
[throws out the refs' ruling on the technicality that you don't ever fuck with a rabid caffeinated squirrel]
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 08, 2004, 07:36:56 am
They were pretty sexy panties though.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on November 08, 2004, 09:07:50 pm
ok then, since y'all like them so much, let's make that the next haiku topic.

Malaul's panties. Discuss.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on November 08, 2004, 09:42:03 pm
did you ever see
that there is a face on me
you know you like it


next = how sexy foamy is
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 08, 2004, 09:44:55 pm
caffienated squirrel nipples
when i think about you
i touch myself.


nt: my jedi knight boxers are seksi too.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on November 08, 2004, 09:48:38 pm
these are not the breifs
that you are lookin for my
young padiwon boy

next topic = purple monkey dishwashers
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on November 08, 2004, 09:57:24 pm
See my appliance!
So purple, and good at cleaning
My monkey's dishes!

Next: What did you do to your Sims?  :shock:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 08, 2004, 10:05:12 pm
i made my sim crazy
i made him burn down the house
his name was horab fibslager
he shagged the nieghbor's wife with no remorse.

nt: bad poetry that isn't haiku.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on November 09, 2004, 05:51:13 am
I know people love
Jewel's books of mopey verse,
But I think they're crap.

Next topic: wherefore art thou, romeo?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Colonel Failure on November 09, 2004, 05:56:22 am
my 'rents picked my name
I'm what I am as I am
Because they just suck

Next: popeye the sailor man
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 09, 2004, 06:06:36 am
I yam popeye the man
A sailor in garbage can
I burnt off my ass.

next:Grade school rhymes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 09, 2004, 03:36:38 pm
milk, milk, lemonade
turn the corner, fudge is made
you all know the rest

 8)

next topic: haiku in l337
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: bucket of truth on November 11, 2004, 02:03:58 am
7h15 15 my h41ku
4nd 1f y0u d0 n07 |1k3 17,
7h3n 60 fuck y0ur53|f.

N3x7 70p1c: C0w71pp1n6 15 7h3 3553nc3 0f 3c0n0m1c5.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2004, 02:08:12 am
Eric, eric, why
keep changing monikers, boy?
we all know it's you.

Next topic:  Sam Peckinpah
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: bucket of truth on November 11, 2004, 02:18:56 am
I'm not Eric, whoever that is. I am the Bucket of Truth, and if you look in me, you will know unmitigated, unadulterated, immutable Truth. You've been warned.

:)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2004, 02:21:48 am
Quote from: bucket of truth
I'm not Eric, whoever that is. I am the Bucket of Truth, and if you look in me, you will know unmitigated, unadulterated, immutable Truth. You've been warned.

:)


That's what Bush says, too.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: bucket of truth on November 11, 2004, 02:31:54 am
No, Bush said he talks to Jesus on a daily basis. Which is fine, except that I just talked to Jesus yesterday, and he says he's never even heard of this George Bush person - either of them. And also he said that mankind needs to stop drawing him as a white guy with blue eyes and a mullet.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on November 11, 2004, 02:36:05 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Next topic:  Sam Peckinpah


Samuel Peckinpah
Made movies I've never seen
IMDB rocks.

Next up: Smug senses of superiority
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on November 11, 2004, 03:01:54 pm
Quote from: bucket of truth

N3x7 70p1c: C0w71pp1n6 15 7h3 3553nc3 0f 3c0n0m1c5.



And when the cow sleeps,
you take advantage of it.
Just like Consumers.

Just wanted to get that one out of the way.
Next topic is still: smug senses of superiority
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 11, 2004, 03:26:08 pm
me, me, me, me, me
that describes me to a T
smug superiority

 8)

on deck: bastard love child of Dubya and Janet Reno
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Chef on November 11, 2004, 04:02:50 pm
Quote from: Turd Ferguson
on deck: bastard love child of Dubya and Janet Reno


TALUFA YOU JERK,
GIVE ME BACK THA VAN, FATASS
NO NASCAR FOR YUO!

NEXT TOPIC:  GETTING FREAKY WITH SANDRA DAY O'CONNOR
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on November 11, 2004, 04:17:03 pm
Quote from: Chef
NEXT TOPIC:  GETTING FREAKY WITH SANDRA DAY O'CONNOR

Bush pounds Sandy's box,
Hoping that her little death
Brings on the big one.

Up next: allergies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on November 12, 2004, 04:28:11 pm
Once this bee bit Ted
And his hand swelled up real big.
Big hands mean big dicks.

Next topic: getting out of a bad relationship
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 12, 2004, 09:46:45 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: bucket of truth
I'm not Eric, whoever that is. I am the Bucket of Truth, and if you look in me, you will know unmitigated, unadulterated, immutable Truth. You've been warned.

:)


That's what Bush says, too.
I know and it's the weirdest thing too... I mean why  would someone named George be walking around saying I'm not Eric?!?!?

I mean ok... he's not eric, but why say anything about it.

It's like watching two morons doing "the prince and the pauper"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2004, 09:47:35 pm
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: bucket of truth
I'm not Eric, whoever that is. I am the Bucket of Truth, and if you look in me, you will know unmitigated, unadulterated, immutable Truth. You've been warned.

:)


That's what Bush says, too.
I know and it's the weirdest thing too... I mean why  would someone named George be walking around saying I'm not Eric?!?!?

I mean ok... he's not eric, but why say anything about it.

It's like watching two morons doing "the prince and the pauper"


 :roll:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 12, 2004, 09:56:12 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: bucket of truth
I'm not Eric, whoever that is. I am the Bucket of Truth, and if you look in me, you will know unmitigated, unadulterated, immutable Truth. You've been warned.

:)


That's what Bush says, too.
I know and it's the weirdest thing too... I mean why  would someone named George be walking around saying I'm not Eric?!?!?

I mean ok... he's not eric, but why say anything about it.

It's like watching two morons doing "the prince and the pauper"

at least i'm not posting in an attempt to get your approval.

 :roll:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 10:03:31 pm
Bringing the convo
Back to the original
Point: this is haiku.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 10:04:10 pm
Next topic - paychecks
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 12, 2004, 10:10:00 pm
paycheck?! who ever
said you'd get paid for this shit?
now back to work, slave!

 8)

coming attractions: the importance of being Ernest Borgnine
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 12, 2004, 10:33:07 pm
Glad that some one has the balls to preserve order arounmd here.

so anyway what makes this place great in my opinion is most peoples ability to accept minor deviations from the topic at hand...any input?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: EraPassing on November 12, 2004, 10:35:54 pm
NO!  NO TOPIC CHANGES ALLOWED!

THIS IS HAIKU!

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*loses her mind*
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on November 12, 2004, 10:37:09 pm
Era loses it.
Everyone is so appalled!
What? There's a topic?

Next: Banning Roger for fun and profit.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 12, 2004, 10:42:07 pm
oh, well then, haiku...

I like the stuff myself.

it's fun to write and so easy to do.

I mean they even give you a formula to do it with .

what can be easier.

It's almost as easy as staying on topic.

the matter at hand as it were.

haiku is great to listen to out loud and never ceases to entrtain me.

Anyone else have an thoughts on haiku?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 12, 2004, 10:44:56 pm
Quote from: gnimbley
Next: Banning Roger for fun and profit.


He is a menace,
He should be run out of town,
Kill Roger Today.

Next topic:  Gnimbley, with no rabbit to protect him.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on November 13, 2004, 12:01:51 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: gnimbley
Next: Banning Roger for fun and profit.


He is a menace,
He should be run out of town,
Kill Roger Today.

Next topic:  Gnimbley, with no rabbit to protect him.
I can't believe that gnimbly joked that roger should be baned especialy when he had no bunny to protect him

next: discordian free form haiku.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: fluffy on November 13, 2004, 12:09:31 am
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: gnimbley
Next: Banning Roger for fun and profit.


He is a menace,
He should be run out of town,
Kill Roger Today.

Next topic:  Gnimbley, with no rabbit to protect him.
I can't believe that gnimbly joked that roger should be baned especialy when he had no bunny to protect him

next: discordian free form haiku.


http://www.frozenreality.co.uk/comic/bunny/strips/011104.gif
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on November 13, 2004, 04:14:51 am
Quote
  Glad that some one has the balls to preserve order arounmd here.


Order...yeah... :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


Quote
I can't believe that gnimbly joked that roger should be baned especialy when he had no bunny to protect him


Bad pun! You die now! *stabbity stab*
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MedeoPlusPlus on November 15, 2004, 09:21:17 pm
Quote from: ChaosGraves:AgentOfEris
next: discordian free form haiku.


Too lazy to come up with
A way to make your point in only
17 syllables
and
3 lines?
Then have we got the dada quasi-religion for you!

(Warning: real haiku follows)

Let's all hail Eris
And when we're done doing that,
Hail Discordia.

Next Topic: Coming up next on Jerry Springer, celebrity guest star Bill Clinton!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on November 18, 2004, 08:56:35 pm
ex-prez slick willy
"now let's bring out the girlfriend...."
jerry! jerry! jerry! yeah!



next up: molly ringwald
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 18, 2004, 10:53:43 pm
geeky, yet uber-hot
but why let anthony michael
hall sniff your panties?

 8)

next: I swallowed tire sealant
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: EraPassing on November 18, 2004, 11:43:46 pm
A kiss and a hiss;
Why am I bloating up now?
Huh? I swallowed what?

Next - tattooed chicks
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: B23.77 on November 18, 2004, 11:50:49 pm
Punk chick inked her butt
With ten names of guys to fix
Her "EXIT ONLY" tat.

Next on the itenerary: The NSRA's next big move...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 19, 2004, 02:06:40 am
excuse me, but you're
not cleared for that information
so now we must kill you

 8)

next: Britney vs. Christina
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: B23.77 on November 19, 2004, 03:26:22 am
Christina Kicks Britney's
Cherry ass out of Iraq
And eats it herself.

Next:  Iraq's decomposition.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on November 26, 2004, 01:13:11 am
depose ole' saddam!
sounds like a good idea...
decompose iraq



up next: mangrove loses the plot
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on November 28, 2004, 12:42:08 am
How can you lose it?
It's a hole in the ground, right?
It doesn't have legs!

Next up: the pagan agenda
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 28, 2004, 12:54:41 am
only thing worse than
America ruled by one god
is being ruled by twelve

 8)

next: little. yellow. different.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on November 28, 2004, 01:08:30 am
he doesn't fly straight
best pal of that famous dog
for he is Woodstock



next: the joy of toast
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 28, 2004, 01:08:51 am
Miss Mia Farrow
is not your average girl
Dad's little Princess.

Next topic:  Rancid jokes about Woody Allen.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on November 28, 2004, 01:10:08 am
The only thing better
Than a yellow mouse is an
electric yellow mouse.

Next up: Bukkake!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 28, 2004, 01:28:59 am
OK...since you guys all were obviously answering mine at the same time, I get to choose...

what does Woody Allen
have in common with the tortoise?
both got there before the hare.

next: umm...might as well go with bukkake again....

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on November 28, 2004, 01:36:39 am
Quote
what does Woody Allen
have in common with the tortoise?
both got there before the hare.


That's. Just. Wrong.

I love it.
 :lol:

That reminds me of a joke:

An 80-year-old man from Moncton, went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old
bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I
have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'.

Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do
you think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds
into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 28, 2004, 01:41:04 am
Quote from: Larry the Cable Guy
Now that's funny! I don' care who y'are, that's funny!


 :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: bucket of truth on November 28, 2004, 09:45:48 pm
What is Bukkake?
Is it a place in Russia
In Tom Brokaw's dreams?

Next up: A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a chainsaw, and thou.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on November 29, 2004, 05:37:48 am
Eat, drink, be merry,
Watch out for the zombies though.
Here, take this chainsaw.

Up next, Dante's punishment for writing the Inferno
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ben on November 29, 2004, 05:52:09 am
Dante will go through
Heckfire and darnation
Straight to Hellven.

Next: Discordia come judgment day...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on November 30, 2004, 02:11:33 am
Adam's on the right,
Discordia is behind
God with a grenade.

Next topic: Where does Spongebob pee?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 30, 2004, 02:44:10 am
he's underwater.
he pees in his squarepants, like
we all do in pools.


 8)

next: finally, somebody loses an eye...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on November 30, 2004, 03:12:03 am
Ths s my haku
t sn't very long or good
Need to buy vowels.

Next up: Powerpuff girls in high school.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 30, 2004, 03:37:56 am
:lol:

snaps!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on December 08, 2004, 02:22:49 pm
finally, somebody loses an eye...


aaaauuuuu,
eye is rolling
fork's falling on the floor


next one: your Sunday dinner
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Yalkara on December 10, 2004, 02:34:15 pm
Home, Bangers and mash
TV Blairing, no leader
I lose will to eat
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 10, 2004, 03:10:07 pm
this is the haiku
thread in which it is polite
to prompt the next poster

 8)

next up: X-mastime in the South Bronx
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on December 10, 2004, 08:19:37 pm
old borough of bronx
where the streets are paved with dronxs
yo! where's my present?



next: turkey
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on December 10, 2004, 08:24:55 pm
To join the EU
No more death for adultry--
You stop all our fun!




Next up: Gnomes and cookies.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ben on December 11, 2004, 12:17:16 am
There once was a gnome from Nantucket...

No no that's not it...

Now, big green cookie
Don't forget to run from gnomes
Gnimbly is evil.

Next: Time passeth
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on December 12, 2004, 12:39:47 am
why do we measure?
enkidu, for 7 days
spent his time inside

next:  a windy day in hades
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on December 15, 2004, 10:58:54 pm
hot wind but who cares?
Marilyn MonroeZeBub
is wearing that dress

next topic: I don't think so
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on December 16, 2004, 09:17:47 pm
Keep away from me
with that tract of intestine!
No, I don't think so.

Next topick: A vote counter/torture device
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Yahtomet on December 16, 2004, 10:14:35 pm
To count is to be
made into a paper ducksauce
I tortured the king

Next Topic:
Elder Gods Vs. Starbucks
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 16, 2004, 11:00:48 pm
Cthulhu eats all
yet even he will not consume
the foulness that is Starbucks

 8)

next: Santa the Pederast
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Yahtomet on December 16, 2004, 11:37:14 pm
Seven little elves
sitting on Santa's lap alone
pantless and bouncing.

Next Topic: How to find the Meaning of Life in Iowa using a spoon and a goldfish.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 17, 2004, 03:26:21 pm
I just cooked and shot
up my last bit of heroin
wait, where's my goldfish?

on deck: lighting the wrong end of a cigarette
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on December 17, 2004, 04:58:48 pm
the smoke is the same
but the high is different.
shit! lit the wrong end




next up: moose
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on December 17, 2004, 05:21:53 pm
A room with a moose!
More horrid than pure itching.
And then, the walnuts!



Take a swipe at: stupid robots in dog costumes.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Wishfarple on December 17, 2004, 05:22:26 pm
Malaclypse Oughta
Order Some Erisians
We're running out.

[EDIT: FUCK. Beaten by one minute]
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on December 22, 2004, 04:24:41 am
fetch, fetch, poodle dog
mans' best friend just zapped my brains
you are not fido

next: faithless grabby hands
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on December 22, 2004, 05:31:19 pm
New deli special
served with mustard sauce; fried
faithless grabby hands

Next: military probes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 22, 2004, 05:45:01 pm
the truth is out there
hiding behind aliens
trust no one buddy


NT -  dirty secrets
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 22, 2004, 07:37:48 pm
I've got a secret
it's in my dirty laundry pile
three pairs of manties

 8)

Coming soon: I kicked a Salvation Army bell-ringer in the nuts.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on December 22, 2004, 10:23:45 pm
Steal a tambourine!
The meaning of Christmas is,
"kick a ringer's balls!"


 NT: polar bears
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on December 23, 2004, 12:18:42 am
See them in the ads,
Drinking Coke at Christmas, those
Fuckin' polar bears.

Next up: I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on December 23, 2004, 11:05:25 am
A white beard askew
Father is a ho ho ho
Therapy for life

Next: Granny's canning surprise
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on December 23, 2004, 02:28:56 pm
Thanks, Gramma!  How sweet!
Spending months in the kitchen,
Making-- WHAT THE FUCK!?




Swipes at: Invader Zim vs Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on December 24, 2004, 07:05:24 am
Shake watches TV
While frylock tests ZIM on Carl
Meatwad has no wife

Next: Awful Christmas gift misunderstandings
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on December 24, 2004, 03:17:55 pm
what the fuck, santa?
I asked you for a big screen TV
but you gave me herpes!

 8)

next up: The cheese doodle that ate Nashville
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on December 26, 2004, 09:34:41 pm
great cheese doodle looms
under the mason/dixon
no more country songs!


Next: twinkies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on December 28, 2004, 08:14:36 pm
Creamy white filling
Soft spongy cake-like outside
Chuck Heston's boy toy

Next: I just got a fortune that says "A rolling scone gathers many hands." WTF does that mean?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on December 29, 2004, 01:00:13 am
coveted moments
untouchable as white smoke
only crumbs remain


Next, on DSPN: That point where you realise that no possible action you could take would actually matter.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Wishfarple on December 29, 2004, 01:07:34 am
Oh, a mushroom cloud?
I suppose that settles it.
Well, let's have a shag!

Next: What becomes of you, my love, when they have finally stripped you of the handbags and the gladrags that your granddad had to sweat so you could buy?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: EraPassing on December 29, 2004, 01:11:18 am
Naked, shivering,
Vulnerable in your skin,
Stripped of more than wealth.

Next: the Jackass midgets starring on the Maurie Povitch show.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on December 29, 2004, 04:10:25 am
Quote from: Hoshiko
I just got a fortune that says "A rolling scone gathers many hands." WTF does that mean?


The dining halls at UB are legendary for weird fortunes. "The world would be a better place without drugs," "Somebody [wants to be with you/can't wait to see you/loves your smile/wants to have your babies]," etc.

On a different note, my horoscope for next week is "Tuesday's Mercury-Pluto conjunction will reinforce your belief that you're the only one who knows what's going on. It may or may not be true, but it will do wonders for your confidence."
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on December 29, 2004, 01:56:56 pm
The Jackass Midgets?
I thought 'twas only Wee Man.
Still, they'd pwn skinheads.



Have a go with: Johnny Cash vs Willie Nelson
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on December 29, 2004, 02:00:48 pm
Era, I really like that one.

The red-headed wrath
The man in black's guitar smash
Country tragedy



Next: When the touch lamp stops working: a biography.


Bob, I told you that you had the curse of Cassandra.
Now, does that make you or me psychic?
P.S. Should I invest in gumball machines?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on December 29, 2004, 06:56:37 pm
Born with a touch lamp
Regulating his bowels
Strange biography

Next topic: gumball machines invade New York
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on December 29, 2004, 10:52:55 pm
manhattan skyline.
confection robot of doom.
new jersey is next!


next: aleister crowley gets his own tv show.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on December 30, 2004, 04:49:23 pm
Today's guest: Charo
Do what thou wilt, coochi poo
And damn the ratings

Next up: The fashion police meet Spongebob in the Spring
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on December 31, 2004, 03:48:28 am
Quote from: Hoshiko
Bob, I told you that you had the curse of Cassandra.
Now, does that make you or me psychic?
P.S. Should I invest in gumball machines?


Reply hazy, ask again later.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: BipolarFastCycler on December 31, 2004, 08:05:11 am
Remove the brown pants.
Does Heaven accept bad taste?
I think not Spongebob.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on January 02, 2005, 12:39:51 am
I don't know what I
Should write about next! Oh no
It's chaos in here.

up next on the 6 oclock news: The physics of sex
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ~~~~Closed~~~~ on January 02, 2005, 04:39:43 am

oh sex at light speed
it's not really very smart
it will burn your wang. (http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~johnmm/sexualphysics/)

next up: random sounds like that one snnoying song
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Wishfarple on January 02, 2005, 07:07:18 am
wang wang bo-bang ba-
nana fanna mo mang me
my mo mang, wang.  wang.

next topic: What light through yonder window breaks?  'Tis the east, and Juliet is the wang!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on January 02, 2005, 04:27:35 pm
Oi! You Juliet!
Couldn't you have told me this
Before the sword fight?

Next: What the Keebler Elves are REALLY up to in that tree.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 02, 2005, 06:58:17 pm
nothing like a tall
glass of milk to wash down the
cookies and sodomy

 8)

next up: mistaking your stepmom's ass for a pomegranite
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 03, 2005, 10:12:45 am
Fleshy red globes,
I wanted to taste them, but
She would have killed me.

Next up: There is no record of this item, if it was mailed only recently it is not in our system yet, try again later.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on January 06, 2005, 02:25:43 pm
i bought a biscuit
it is not in their system
i want it in mine

next: biscuits
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on January 10, 2005, 08:02:20 pm
Biscuits are a form
Of fluffy white bread, damn you
Not a sweet cookie


Next: Why does the magic 8-ball lie to me when I love it so?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on January 10, 2005, 08:37:24 pm
you shake and you shake!
it's always about you! you!
ask me how i am!


next: elvis on the grassy knoll
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 10, 2005, 11:20:35 pm
POW! POW! Oooh, bay-bee...
Teach you to grope Marilyn!
Thank you very much...

 8)

next: Inbred Jed OD's on viagra
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 11, 2005, 12:49:56 am
I took them pills, now
Somethin's wrong with my weiner
Hey Maw! Lookit this!

Next: While buying cheese at Albertson's you run into...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Wishfarple on January 11, 2005, 12:53:37 am
What the fuck is Al-
Bertson's?  I don't know man I
Didn't do it.  Man.  

Next topic: Goats with necks like snakes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 11, 2005, 01:12:56 am
(Albertson's is a grocery store chain, btw.)

So I took my goat
And tied his neck in a knot
Now he walks funny.

Next topic: Warning, contents under pressure, may asplode if heated.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on January 11, 2005, 02:18:34 am
It was too damn cold
Heated up my shaving cream
Now my walls are white.

Up next: Why do cheesy James Bond type villians seem to be multiplying?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 11, 2005, 03:33:00 am
Two times two is...five?
How will I conquer the world
If I can't even do math?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 11, 2005, 03:33:27 am
Two times two is...five?
How will I conquer the world
If I can't even do math?


Up next: Pretty shiny battery, waiting to be drained by me
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on January 11, 2005, 06:13:48 pm
Unlike the bunny
Ashlee Simpson will soon be
Drained of all life force

Next: Silent film stars die, rebel. Film at 11.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 13, 2005, 12:53:51 am
From beyond the grave
Zombie Fatty Arbuckle
Comes to eat your brain.

Next up: Paris Hilton vs. Devil Squerrel
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on January 13, 2005, 01:37:24 pm
Devil Squirrel eats
Paris Hilton. No, wait, uh...
That sounds way too gross.


Do your worst to: 70's Blackspoitation movies and the transmission of a 68 Ford Thunderbird
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on January 14, 2005, 12:39:11 am
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
you shake and you shake!
it's always about you! you!
ask me how i am!


next: elvis on the grassy knoll
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAA
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on January 14, 2005, 02:21:52 am
Sweetback popped the clutch
and my bird's gears went cre-rack!
Nothing could be worse.

Next: The winter of our discontent
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on January 14, 2005, 02:38:17 am
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
you shake and you shake!
it's always about you! you!
ask me how i am!


next: elvis on the grassy knoll
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAA


That was a good one, wasn't it.

Inauguration
The city should be shut down
By feet of icy snow

Next! Reality TV show: internet addicts forced to live on a tropical island
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Wishfarple on January 14, 2005, 04:44:14 am
WTF island?
lol for great justice!!
die plz kthxbye.

Next topic: (acid) raindrops keep falling on my head
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on January 14, 2005, 02:07:06 pm
Hippies might rejoice,
But there is a problem here.
It's the brown acid.



Here ya go: Riding the subway after the bars have let out at 2:00 am.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on January 14, 2005, 02:56:21 pm
Packed in like sardines,
Stench of beer and vomit - wait,
How is this diff'rent?

Next: cucumber-melon body wash
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Yahtomet on January 15, 2005, 02:04:46 pm
rub a dub dub rub
seven rabbis in a tub
melony fresh scent

Next: The Mouse Incident
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: St. Benjamin on January 15, 2005, 06:23:31 pm
Trans-substance machine.
I didn't hear the mouse in
here.  Now I'm all ears.

nt: cybersex
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pedero on January 15, 2005, 07:05:04 pm
Connected to my
Nervous channels of pleasure
She is really fake?

Next topic: Pinks
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev. Chicken Delicious on January 15, 2005, 07:15:57 pm
Pinks like the Commies?
Or Pinks like a Pinks Hot Dog?
Don't partake of buns.

Next Topic: Purples
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 16, 2005, 07:53:30 pm
Grape and lavender,
Violet, magenta, yes
Velvet smooth merlot.

Next up: Why you hate Wal-Mart
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on January 16, 2005, 09:00:08 pm
The paint on the seat
Of my toilet is melting
Damn cheap plastic crap!

(True story)

Next up, pornographic wallpaper
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 17, 2005, 12:15:35 am
on my computer
or on my walls? either way,
sore wrists await me....

on deck: Bubba & Billy take Grandma to the rockabilly show

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: IAmNotAnonymous on January 17, 2005, 09:50:32 am
She can't dance no more
It doesn't stop them trying
Twang! There goes her hip

Moving up on second base: The illegitimate love-children of Margaret Thatcher
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 17, 2005, 03:07:03 pm
ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!!!!
nothing grosser than "Mags" naked
birthing Reagan's kids

 8)

next up: daily special at the Long Pig bar & grill
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on January 17, 2005, 09:00:42 pm
Brains are 2-for-1
Moonies and pop stars half price
CJD is free

Next: Snuffleuphagus storms the Hard Rock Cafe.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on January 17, 2005, 11:17:09 pm
explode in splinters
a mammouth seeks the big bird
"where's my record deal!?"



next: the idiot i saw on the news tonight who managed to shoot himself through the mouth with a nail gun and NOT KNOW ABOUT IT UNTIL HE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL WITH A HEADACHE!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on January 18, 2005, 12:45:09 am
What an idiot
For suicide you need an
8 x 1" screw

Next: A disease you would LIKE to see the government develop.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 18, 2005, 12:50:53 am
Purple gas rises
Suddenly no one wants to
Watch celebrities.

Next: are you gonna eat that?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Chef on January 18, 2005, 12:51:30 am
GEORGE CAN'T TALK,
SYPILLUS PWNS HIS OPIE ASS,
AMERICA OWNED!

NEXT TOPIC:  TALUFA ON CRACK.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 18, 2005, 12:52:22 am
how about a pill
that causes tourette's syndrome?
that would be awesome!

 8)

next up: Iron Chef Sakai vs. CHEF!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Chef on January 18, 2005, 12:54:56 am
Quote from: That Communist Bastard
next up: Iron Chef Sakai vs. CHEF!


IRON CHEF IS A TARD,
OIL IN THE PASTA WATER,
OPIEZ DON'T KNOW SHIT.

NEXT TOPIC:  SAMOAN WAR CLUBS, THE POOR NATION'S WMD.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on January 18, 2005, 05:36:24 am
What, we don't even
Get to see chairman's choice for
Theme ingredient?

Oh well, we all know
That Sakai totally kicked
Chef's sad, sorry wok

NEXT TOPIC: SAMOAN WAR CLUBS, THE POOR NATION'S WMD.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 18, 2005, 02:28:11 pm
samoan war clubs
are pretty damned useless since
their ballistics suck

 8)

next: the bastard love child of Oscar Wilde and Iosef Stalin
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: IAmNotAnonymous on January 18, 2005, 11:37:17 pm
In the queue for hell
I have nothing to declare
But insanity

Next up: The last words of George W Bush
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 18, 2005, 11:43:29 pm
I thought we would find
Weapons of mass destruction
What the fuck happened

Next up: the last words of Sadam Hussein
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 19, 2005, 12:33:16 am
I thought we would use
weapons of mass destruction
what the fuck happened?

 8)

on deck: the socioeconomic repercussions of the tamagotchi craze
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pedero on January 19, 2005, 04:22:52 am
I will always wish
That I could clean my poop with
One small, cheap, button

Next: A CIA agent in love
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on January 19, 2005, 08:33:10 am
Pedero, best. poop haiku. ever!

A giggle, a sigh
Cheap fake mustache and secrets
But don't use my pen!

Next: Oragami for Inmates 101
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 19, 2005, 02:59:20 pm
fold over like this
and insert this tab in here
voila! paper shiv!

 8)

coming soon: the going price for a blumpkin
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on January 19, 2005, 03:20:21 pm
Oh christ, one more thing
I did not want to look up
While eating breakfast

Next: where's the barf smiley when you need it?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 19, 2005, 04:09:15 pm
Google it you'll find
Barfing Smileys in forums
Locker Gnome is weird


(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/prank/repuke.gif)

Next:pleasant dining conversation

edit:smiley went kablooy, here's one just as good
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev. Chicken Delicious on January 19, 2005, 08:12:13 pm
Please pass the suck soup
Hasn't the weather been nice?
Suck soup needs more salt

And now for something completely different: Pirates
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 19, 2005, 08:18:00 pm
Pirate's life for me
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/patch.gif)
Mateys and wenches galore
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/patch.gif)
Scurvy really sucks
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/patch.gif)

Now for something a little different:lumberjacks
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev. Chicken Delicious on January 19, 2005, 08:26:02 pm
I'm a lumberjack
I sleep all night, work all day
goddamn spotted owls

next: moonshiners
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 19, 2005, 09:09:06 pm
it tastes like burning
beyond drunk, now I've gone blind
sure beats sterno juice

 8)

sink your teeth into: grandpa's dentures, little Billy's mouth
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 20, 2005, 12:14:23 am
The teeth wouldn't fit
So I used contact cement
Now I can bite dad!

Next up: I am Bender, please insert girder
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: IAmNotAnonymous on January 20, 2005, 12:20:48 am
So predictable
Bite my shiny metal ass
Yes, and lose your teeth

The baton is posted on to: Jabba The Hutt's nearest liqour store
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Wishfarple on January 20, 2005, 12:28:21 am
Ho ho, boshuda!
Carbonite keeps beer real cold!
Attracts smugglers, though.

Next: Where'd the cheese go?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pedero on January 20, 2005, 01:16:31 am
I had stolen cheese
The fat man madly shouted,
"Where'd the cheese go?"

Next: Why a question mark looks like a hook.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on January 20, 2005, 01:12:33 pm
asking a question
similar to flyfishing
a hook in my eye

next: zealous zebras
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 20, 2005, 02:51:42 pm
black and white zebras!
unite against the infidel
white and black zebras

 8)

hit me with it: oops, I wiped with poison oak!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev. Chicken Delicious on January 20, 2005, 06:46:54 pm
itchy scratchy fun
ass on fire, not the first time
walk it off sissy

next up: picnic on the grassy knoll
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 20, 2005, 06:56:23 pm
I was sitting there
The next thing I knew his brains
Were on the pink dress

Next up:pointy haired boss
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on January 26, 2005, 12:25:16 am
Hmm, what to say now?
I have only had bosses
With giant butt-heads

Next: Why don't you like violence? It raised you, mister!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 26, 2005, 12:27:23 am
I don't like violence
keep asking me why not and
I'll kick your ass, dude!

 8)

next: Mutiny on the Love Boat
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on January 26, 2005, 03:56:36 am
Exciting and new
The "mermaids" draw their weapons
Take no prisoners

Next: No fruit cup for you!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev. Chicken Delicious on January 27, 2005, 07:34:19 pm
squirrel master's bitch
safe from nasty nate's lusting
coctail fruit rests well

next: kangaroo boxing
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on January 27, 2005, 10:04:11 pm
I think it's just cute
I can't imagine why I'd-
OH, GOD it kicks hard

next: autistic romance
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 27, 2005, 10:58:40 pm
He keeps on saying
I'm a very good driver
Not in the backseat

Next:Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina(from Kindergarten Cop)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on January 28, 2005, 12:44:32 am
Boys have a penis,
girls have a vagina (from
Kindergarten Cop)


NT - how to kill, skin and debone a human in under 5 seconds
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 28, 2005, 01:10:43 am
Quote from: Malaul
Boys have a penis,
girls have a vagina (from
Kindergarten Cop)


I can't fucking believe I did that.  If I had tried on purpose I couldn't have.  At first I though you were fucking with me.  (http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/dance.gif)

Take out your K-Bar
Sneak up on a moron with
your feinds, hack away

I meant friends, but the typo works.
Next:Marines and hand to hand
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 28, 2005, 10:08:56 am
gonads and strife
shooting on all the walls
a mess of stainery and strategery
handjobbery and jihad bombers
few and proud and dead


(Discordian Haiku have no rules, foo!)

Next topic: Cattle masturbators
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on January 28, 2005, 10:35:33 am
Moo mooo mooo mooo moo
Moo moo milkshake moo moo mooooo
Moooooooo, mu

Next: Why is Hugh such a cheater?

 :wink:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on January 28, 2005, 11:22:21 am
Hugh is a cheater
because he drinks tequila
and brushes his teeth with whiskey and tobacco
He hates greys and little fairy-like posters
and Hails Eris almost every other day.

Next topic: Why is Hoshiko such a haiku nazi?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 28, 2005, 08:42:28 pm
Hugh is just jealous
Because unlike Hoshiko
He's got no pussy

 :D

Next: The case for accusing Hugh of being Aini
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 28, 2005, 11:33:05 pm
He says he hates her
She says he changes her posts
Either way she's gone

Next:Celtic Americans
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on January 29, 2005, 01:05:26 am
Hugh is not Celtic
But he pretends that he is
For the Guinness Pie

Next: Why Hugh uses the bumpers when bowling :mrgreen:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 29, 2005, 02:13:41 am
Hugh has gone Bowling
He just cannot bowl a strike
Gutterballs only

Next:Rev Rog on a roll
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on January 29, 2005, 02:46:34 am
oh oh oh yes there
I love the feel of E ahhhh
I am onna roll


next - why rog needs to get laid
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2005, 04:32:16 am
Quote from: Malaul
next - why rog needs to get laid


*ahem*

[beatbox]

All my rants are free,
I don't have to be paid,
Just find me a female,
So I can get laid

[/beatbox]

So it's a (short) rap, not a haiku.  Sue me.

Next topic:  suing rog
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 29, 2005, 02:45:53 pm
you, sir, have on occasion
caused me to soil my carpets unnecessarily with hilarity and aggravation
I'll see you in court!

 8)

on deck: moral relativism vs. fortune cookie platitudes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 29, 2005, 07:08:13 pm
Never take advice
From a talking piece of shit
The cookie's smarter

Next up: The chained pen at the bank teller's desk
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 29, 2005, 07:43:46 pm
Hey, Agent Compassion!
Why the sudden hostility towards me?
should I be hated for my opinions?

 8)

next: why does everyone have sand in their vaginas?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 29, 2005, 08:01:45 pm
You're a hypocrite
And also disrespectful
In your debate style.

Next: Why white chocolate will always be inferior to dark chocolate.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 29, 2005, 08:10:26 pm
that puts me in good
company in these forums
or are you above all that?


 8)

next up: namecalling: last resort of the intellectually beaten?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 29, 2005, 08:17:34 pm
Talk to me again
When you learn a few new tricks
And get toilet trained.

 8)

You can dish it out
But taking it is harder
Aww, I'm so sad -NOT!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 29, 2005, 08:32:48 pm
oh, shit!
no, I mean it literally, since
I forgot how to go potty!

 8)

next up: I'm not the one getting all worked up over what some yahoo on the interweb said....
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev. Chicken Delicious on January 29, 2005, 08:34:33 pm
children, children, please
can't we all just get along?
I mean really. Jeez!

ha it even rhymes!
hauiku is too damn easy
I did it two times!

next:
Why is it so hard
to look someone in the eye
while you trash their yard?

(3 times!)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2005, 08:35:16 pm
Quote from: Rev. Chicken Delicious
children, children, please
can't we all just get along?


Nope.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev. Chicken Delicious on January 29, 2005, 08:36:40 pm
that was only one syllable.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2005, 08:37:01 pm
Quote from: Rev. Chicken Delicious
that was only one syllable.


Yup.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev. Chicken Delicious on January 29, 2005, 08:37:45 pm
Monosyllabic slackjawed troglodite!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 29, 2005, 08:37:57 pm
Quote from: he who blows goats
I'm not the one getting all worked up over what some yahoo on the interweb said....


Sure you're not.....that's why you're only asking me in *two different topics* why I'm mad at ya....if you were so tough you wouldn't even be asking....

 8)

game, set, match, PWNED.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2005, 08:39:06 pm
Quote from: Rev. Chicken Delicious
Monosyllabic slackjawed troglodite!


Troof.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev. Chicken Delicious on January 29, 2005, 08:42:12 pm
can we please get back
to writing haiku instead
of just shit-talking?

::flings poo at the next poster::

next up:
you've got shit on your face.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 29, 2005, 08:46:25 pm
AgComp: I only asked
why you were mad at me because
I was curious, not because I gave a rat-fuck.

 8)

next: why do people think they've pwned something that was never a competition?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on January 29, 2005, 09:06:51 pm
everything is competition
n00b
the sound of 10,000 n00blars being pwned.

next: teh w00t! strikes back!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 29, 2005, 09:29:49 pm
at least teh w00t!
is not teh total and utter ghey
as are n00b and haxor

 8)

next: ass-pennies on wall street
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 29, 2005, 09:43:10 pm
Everyone wondered
What that new company was
With code "UCB"

Next: tea in a box? blasphemy, i say!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev. Chicken Delicious on January 29, 2005, 09:51:32 pm
tea comes from a bag
bag and water in a cup
boxes are for jerks

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the worlds smallest dog
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 29, 2005, 09:54:44 pm
BUT SERIOUSLY, NOW, FOLKS ...

Written In The Spirit by Rev. Ivan Stang


"Having three flat tires in one day, oh, yeah, that's HELL !"

-- Hypercleasians 14:6.


"The only ones who have a right to live are those not yet born."

-- Yossarian, Rio Bisbee Band


"NONE ARE SO BLIND AS THOSE WHO HAVE NO EYES."

-- Philo the Essene.




I am the proud owner of two little kids, both old enough to read, yet young enough still to believe in Santa Claus. It irks me that I can't tell them certain things, but it almost shames me to have to tell them other things at all. The monstrous truth about Santa Claus, they don't need to know. But one day, I had to warn them about certain grownups who were so twisted by their own messed-up parents that they want to "do bad things to you." Breaking such news to a child feels awful -- and it's chilling to think what they're prompted to imagine about the world, no matter how you soften it in the telling.

But I couldn't bring myself to tell them about The Bomb...or about The Germ, or The Gas. I know what would happen if my kids started thinking about those all the time: they'd end up like me. Throughout high school I was dead sure the future would see us back in the caves. As Einstein, or somebody, once said, "I don't know what World War III will be fought with, but the one after that will be fought with sticks and stones."

And now, we don't even have that to look forward to. There would be nothing. NOTHING LEFT if the Big Mistake happened. (Incidentally, my children figured that out for themselves, without my having to say anything. Between TV cartoons, news, and overheard conversations, they were able to put two and two together before First Grade. You'll be glad to know they have adjusted better than I ever did.)

Most people can't really conceive of worldwide extinction of all higher life forms; they have a lot of trouble, for that matter, conceptualizing so much as a rape or a car wreck, at least until it happens to them. "Positive thinking" and escape into affluent isolation have become so socially desirable that the idea of preparing for the worst is seen as a bad habit indulged only by survivalists and other 'kooks.' To most Americans, a 'big mistake' is forgetting to, say, photocopy that textiles contract before the board meeting, or burning the roast when guests are coming for dinner. They won't build themselves a fallout shelter, yet they'll donate to save the whales.

Most human beings have no idea how real they are -- nor how smart, for that matter; yet, at the same time, they grossly underestimate their own stupidity! They could permanently wreck the planet for the rest of us simply by not giving themselves enough credit. (And if they distrust themselves so much, think how much they distrust you!) They assume they wouldn't be good enough at anything important to take a stab at it -- and in all too few cases, they're right -- so they cling to the safe and the meaningless. They wish everyone else would, too. When someone tries to warn them of a danger of which they weren't already aware, they take it as an insult.


"If they all thought they were as great as I think I am, everybody'd get along just fine -- even though they'd all be wrong!"

-- "Bob" Dobbs to a Sunday School class in 1955.


How much do you tell your kids about the future? About polution, about overpopulation, and war and crime, and where the statistics point? When does it stop training them for survival, and start making them suicidal?

How much can you afford, psychologically, to tell yourself?

People tend to take things for granted, to forget how useful their MINDS are. Unfortunately, that's one of those processes which snowballs, and by which privileged people, given every opportunity to become self-reliant, nevertheless degenerate into big pink crybabies. If people are less alive than they used to be, it's only because, for them, there's less to being alive. The line between life and death can become blurred and indistinct. A truly dedicated worker can keep making an income, or cooking dinner for the family, long after his or her mind is dead. Any belief in life after death should include the hideous plausibility of becoming a sick, invisible ghost that keeps shuffling back to the office or the kitchen. What else happens to people whose instincts are so ruined that they can no longer differentiate between the so-called "Light" and the so-called "Darkness?" Might not that "Light" thing, that ALIVENESS, get overdrawn just as easily as its checking account?

It's all too easy for us to desoul ourselves by overdoing just what we thought might save us -- work, drugs, religion, etc. We continue to calculate, but we cease to feel. We wreck the very instincts that are necessary for maintaining that state between self-lobotomizing lethargy and neurotic burn-out.

People are compelled to "own" more and more things, which would be fine, but constant gain becomes a sick compulsion that can scrambles anyone's ability to distinguish between LIFE and THINGS at all. They forget that they're animals, and start playing dangerous games with their own bodies and with all of nature. It's fine to learn by experimenting; a child usually has to get burned a time or two before it learns to take its parents' advice about the kitchen stove. It's just that this time, the "stove" is 50,000 nuclear warheads and unimaginable germ warfare viruses. We only get to 'try' it once.

It's just a damn shame: snuffing all life except lichens and deep-sea heat vent worms is EASY, whereas feeding humanity is HARD WORK. No use crying over spilt milk; but that doesn't mean it's okay to spill that plutonium!

Human brains can be terrifying to examine closely, especially by their owners. Ordinary people, conditioned to limits on every hand in the real world, become so scared of the immensity of their own brains, of the obvious fact that the inside is so much bigger than the outside, that they routinely run absolutely insane risks. Their desparation then requires all manner of half-assed justifications, and ineffectual but (more importantly) simple formulas by which to remain uninformed -- avoiding the complexities of their responsibility for themselves. Driving to work on the expressway, for instance: how often do we concretely visualize what we're doing then? Can we realize that we're little wads of delicate meat, crouched inside flimsy tin cans, hurtling along at incredible speeds with death no farther away than the next driver's last mixed drink?

We see this chronic denial also in the differences between "religions" and "cults." A religion exerts itself in improving psychological and physical conditions within it and without it; a cult just keeps jacking itself off, though it might go through the motions of 'food outreaches,' etc. *Most so-called Christians aren't religious; they're cultists. So are most SubGeniuses!

America is a cult. We are cult zombies. If the ruling elite can get away so easily with dumping unimaginable quantities of poison into our air and water, meanwhile witholding safer technology because they don't currently sell it, how is that any different from Jim Jones telling 900 people to commit suicide? In both cases, the zombies do what the cult leader says. The Rev. Jim Jones was simply more honest about what he demanded from his devotees.

The function of religion is to circumvent that creeping acceptance of hopelessness, to constantly remind you how alive you indeed are, so that the logical, practical side of yourself can't keep hammering you down. You're being hammered at from all sides -- including the inside -- but as long as you know what's going on, you can HAMMER BACK.

If life was easy, everybody would be living it. But it isn't, so some die instead. Many of our more brainy citizens kill themselves. The more a person knows, the tougher it is to maintain a sense of balance and fairness in the universe; the inventive mind is tormented by visions of how much better things might have been. On the other hand, common sense -- particularly the common sense of humor -- can reveal a sustaining beauty, and a level of meaning (even if only imagined!) that makes life just as much more fun as it is more threatening.

Sadly, such an outlook is incomprehensible to the self-desensitized. If you're of a minority religion, or race, or sexual proclivity, or even business, then you have probably clashed with people who seem to oppose you -- but won't come out and admit it -- for absolutely no reason at all. Hopefully, you realized that such people are simply jealous of your ability to make the best of a bad situation. They want you to be as unlucky as they are. Otherwise, their entire world view wouldn't make sense. Religions are particularly easy to warp into disguises for jealousy, justifications for hate. In modern America, a "Christian" preacher can make himself very rich by acting as the carrier of some contagious neurosis, some form of mental illness in which followers can hide from their own shortcomings.

Being informed, knowing better, doesn't always help. "Expanded consciousness," if it's the real thing, should go hand in hand with an awful realization of responsibility. But we've all had 'hip' friends who drank enough beer every night to nourish a tribe of Ethiopians for a week -- and who put enough up their noses in a day to buy vaccinations for half of Kenya. There are literally millions of people starving to death right now, and we "aware" people of the developed nations are the only ones who can really do very much about it; we talk or sing about it eloquently before blowing it off. We remember our rights, but forget our responsibility as... well, as the only responsible life forms. A tough responsibility? It isn't half as tough as watching your whole family starve to death because there is no food for miles around.

Everyone has a right, even a duty, to enjoy themselves. However, to a man getting off a hard day's work, having fun means ignoring those who aren't -- just as those who possess no sense of humor automatically dislike those who do. Indeed, fun for many people requires seeing others in misery. Until work and fun are no longer opposites, this won't change. Work must become more meaningful for fun to become less an act of desparation; only then will the semi-leisured class (such as those who found themselves reading this) be able to appreciate what leisure they have. When that happens, the jealousies will evaporate and people will want to share.

We can probably look for this to happen in, say, ten thousand years.

In the meantime, a minority of the two-legged animals will be stuck with keeping the whole chain of life intact, almost despite the wishes of the rest of the two-legged animals. Since two-legged animals are by far the most dangerous creatures on the planet, this may prove to be a risky job!

And it really is all life. All. That's how high the stakes have risen on the nuclear gameboard. We are actually placated by movies like ROAD WARRIOR, or even PLANET OF THE APES; such popular post-holocaust fantasies may turn out to be 'best possible" scenarios! Those nasty, low-tech caveman future worlds might come about without any wars; at least they're inhabited worlds! The real post-nuke landscape wouldn't support such exciting luxuries as roving bands of bloodthirsty killers or mutated monsters.

The chain of life is astoundingly adaptable, but frighteningly fragile at the same time. Like a delicate glass ball, it's easy to break, and easy not to break. We've already racked up quite a bill on our ecological charge-card, but our kids and grandkids are the ones who'll have to pay up. Evolution proves every day that it's a blind machine, without sympathy or aesthetic sense, that will snuff us out automatically if we blow it. There was at least one other race of humanoid bipeds not so long ago; remember the Neanderthals? Guess who exterminated them? (And we did it without even one nuclear device!* )

If we do screw up, in the BIG way, it won't be just a couple of the big-league countries -- it'll be everybody. Extinction is just as hard on an innocent baby or a cute little bunny as it is on a murderous asshole. Ask any dinosaur, or any Mandan Indian.

We well-fed people have a dream: the dream of acquiring MORE CRAP for LESS WORK. The rest of the world -- the other three-quarters of it -- has a dream too: the dream of enough to eat. The hungry ones surround us on all sides; they live right down the street, in fact. We, and the wretched, and the normals who couldn't care less, are all in the same rickety little boat together, in a cold, cold sea. And someone is fooling around with that little PLUG at the bottom of the boat. Our leaders act like they don't even believe that plug is there; obviously, NOBODY is giving us "instructions." We have to figure this situation out for ourselves. And we'd better do it fast, just to be on the safe side.

Nor will God help us. That's right, NO BIG MAN IN THE SKY WILL SAVE US.* We smartypants bipeds chose to take it upon ourselves, to take it out of "God's" hands. We have the ball ... now where do we run with it? Do we run with it at all?

Having the responsibility also means we have choices.

For all intents and purposes, WE are "God" now... yet some talk about a "nuclear judgement" as if it had been decreed for our own good. Someone in THIS life might beat you up or throw you in jail for your sins, but it won't be God. If there is a nuclear judgement, it'll be OUR fault alone.

No "church" will save you either, especially not the SubGenius Church. However, we would at least encourage you to SAVE YOURSELF, which is better than most religions can say. What are we saying you should do? Well, we know, but, just to be assholes, WE WON'T TELL YOU. That would be cheating! It's between you and "Bob" and Mom and apple pie.

It isn't just the prospect of an irreversibly contaminated foodchain that should worry you, either. It's the thought of what the pissed-off ELDER GODS will do to our ETERNAL SOULS as PUNISHMENT for stupidly ruining Their expensive chessboard, Earth.

There's not a whole hell of a lot that any of us CAN do with any major, immediate results. Violence and saboutage? That's exactly like using a knife to attack a man with a machine gun. The Bomb, and starvation, and etc., are here to stay until people change not just the way they think, but what they think about.

Any lone person -- even you -- can aid and abett that process by becoming one more voice howling in the wilderness, or howling from atop a carhood in the city, or howling on a radio talk show... or in conversation with a friend. We must howl in all our different ways. It can make a difference: 2,000 years ago, Christianity started out as a couple of maniacs ranting in the desert, and look how far it's come!

On second thought, forget that example.

I, or any subversive character like me, will gladly tell you to do something... but we sure as hell aren't going to try to tell you what. The ruling class, however, tells you exactly what to do, every chance they get.

(Notice a difference?)

It's easy to do what they want; they desire but one simple thing from you. They'll let you have anything you want, if you'll just do this one thing they ask.

If you'll just GIVE UP.

Think about it. Wouldn't it be so much easier to just stop worrying?

You're not stupid, though. Even though you can't just suddenly up and save the planet, there are still a million "little" things to be done. There are groups out there, countless clusters of knowledgeable people, all underfinanced, that specialize in protecting the water, the animals, the people, the plants. They need your money and time.

Or maybe, for now, all they need is your attention. Perhaps, even more than that, they need you only to hang on to your instincts, to preserve your intuition, until you're in a better position to use them. That alone would be better for them, for the time being, than losing you entirely.

It's up to you to find the ones you can work with in your own town, and/or the national organizations that happen to agree with your personal politics. You have to decide which ones are naive do-gooder fools, which ones are crooks, and which ones are effective. We could point you in a few general directions -- but who's kidding who? You've known all along what to do. This article is just a 'pep talk' to help convince you to go ahead and actually do it. Whatever it is.

We're the first animals on this planet to have to start guiding our own evolution (at least, until we're outdated by the new models we'll create!). Only the few who know about it ever feel the burden, but it's a heavy one. The crucial, immediate thing is to keep it FUN. Our job right now is to make the responsibility more clear and yet to keep it in perspective, to keep it fun. To make it possible.

Everything you can see around you was once called "impossible." We must make the damn-near-impossible seem more possible than it really is -- if we knew how tough it was actually going to BE, we'd give up entirely. We must continually fool ourselves into helping ourselves, because another part of us is always trying to fool us into hurting ourselves. The part that hurts has acquired a glamorous rep of late, while the part that helps has been made to seem boring BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN LEFT IN THE HANDS OF "EXPERTS" WHEN WE SHOULD HAVE PRESERVED OUR INSTINCTS OURSELVES, HANDING THEM DOWN FROM PARENT TO CHILD LIKE PRIMATES ARE SUPPOSED TO DO, RATHER THAN PAYING SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT. It's easy to assume that the person with the loudest voice and most credentials knows what he's doing, but it's surprisingly difficult to learn the truth. "The Hard Way" seems to work best.

In some misfired way, our puritanical ancestors were right -- it takes REAL WORK to be REALLY ALIVE. Not the meaningless toil they pay you for, but real work, like whatever that thing is that you enjoy most. Keep THAT alive and you won't squander your energy off into rancid pools of hate and self-pity. It isn't just the system that keeps you down -- it's YOU, TOO. SNAP OUT OF IT!! Shed that skin of habits! You're ancestors PAID to make sure you could really think... now THINK, DAMN IT!! If you had any INKLING of how far you've come, you would NEVER slip back! There IS a reason to keep going;WHY DO YOU THINK IT STARTED UP IN THE FIRST PLACE??


The main thing, in any case, is simply to remember. Remember the air, the ocean, the people just out of eyeshot, the strangely delicate balance that can't function under Dioxin and radiation and a burnt ozone layer. You don't have to dwell morbidly upon these things; indeed, you mustn't .

Just remember ... and sooner or later you'll know exactly what to do. At that point, if it didn't before, everything will make sense once again.





FOOTNOTES:


*SubGeniuses may be their revenge.


*"God" is what you remember when you die -- so, no hurry, right?





ADDENDUM to the "BUT SERIOUSLY..." rant:

FOR DECLARED SUBGENII SPECIFICALLY:


Unfortunately, it isn't as easy being a Good Guy as it looks in the movies. Most people desperately want to be Good Guys at first, but they blow it off when they realize that there really are Bad Guys too. Bad Guys with super powers, in fact!

Just because you aren't "bad" doesn't mean you're "good." If you aren't DOING anything about the Bad Guys, you're nothing but a "plot device" that the Bad Guys or the Good Guys are going to use.

Don't feel like a lone kook just because nobody around you seems to know what the word "ecosystem" means. They won't know what DEATH means, either, until they've learned to appreciate life. They take the universe for granted, and are stuck in a world of "goals" which are as worthless as they are easily attained.

Normal adjustment to society seems to demand this "blinkered" consciousness. On the other hand, maniacal SubGenius style mental health, although illegal, can create an immunity against future-shock apathy. If you can "take a joke" even as HORRIBLE as modern reality, you can't be blinded to its horrors or its joys.

The Bad Guys have a funny way of twisting all this around, though, and making whole planetary populations fall for it. Ever notice that the Conspiracy is composed of "TOUGH MEN?" TOUGH MEN. They're MAN enough to watch a football game, alright, but not MAN enough to change their kid's diapers. MAN enough to let the President bury nuclear waste in their backyard, MAN enough to pay taxes, MAN enough to wear an itchy business suit even in summer (because they're MAN enough to pay the electric bills for air-conditioning), MAN enough to send their kids to fight overseas, MAN enough to be BLANK FOOD TUBES that "WORK" to pay for MORE FOOD... MAN enough to tell NIGGER JOKES, or to gang up with a bunch of other TOUGH MEN to beat up lone queers or even just little nerds with glasses... but not MAN enough to stay human.

Does that enrage you? Does that make you want to gang up with a bunch of other tough SubGenii to beat up lone Normals and Rednecks?

One of "Bob's" Secret Doctrines, as you'll remember from your studies of BoSG Ch.20, is that there are no Normals. It's a matter of degree. The only "SubGeniuses" who seriously think they can tell a 'normal' from a 'Sub' are the "Bobbies" -- the slimey anti-social Normals who are so sure they're True Children of "Bob." (A thousand average normals aren't half the threat to the Church that three "Bobbies" are.) Revealingly, most of these still live off their parents. Naturally, we find "Bobbies" who declare themselves "better than normals" because they don't have to hold down jobs. That's supposed to mean they "have Slack."

Almost everyone has to work for the Conspiracy, just to survive -- but how many of you are really sufficiently true to yourselves to PRESERVE your CRAZINESS, to STAY "SUBGENIUS" in the face of a squaling baby, unpaid heating bills, and the promise of wealth if you'll just "buckle down"?? How many will be capable of the NOBLEST chore, of SUBVERTING FROM WITHIN, of remaining teenaged while mastering the appearance of adulthood?? Getting Slack, in its truest sense, can sometimes be MORE WORK than WORKING ONESELF to STUPIDITY!

In the eternal battle, Slack will eventually win out, simply because in its pure state it cannot be bottled or sold. However, thanks to the Conspiracy, abnormality in the current ruling civilization usually demands sacrifice. "FINE," you say, "I'll sacrifice my NORMALITY!!" Okay.. but what if being a Good Guy means being treated worse than the Bad Guy half the time? Think you're "man" enough, Pink Boy? Ready to spend 20 years proving it?

Someday, 10,000 years from now or so, we will no longer have to sacrifice; we will have our cake and eat it too, for we are owed it. "Bob" has promised us Something for Nothing. But, in the meantime, the only form of PURE TRUE TIME CONTROL now open to us is PATIENCE to put up with all the shit and torment that being one of the Good Guys means... to party ANYWAY... because WHATEVER IS CLOSEST TO REAL SLACK WILL PAY OFF THAT MUCH BETTER IN THE END.

The Conspiracy wants you to party and work, party and work -- Their way. "Bob" wants you to really party and really work. "Don't just launch that Bleeding Head... launch the HELL out of it!" -- Sternodox.

"Bob" lived his life the way he did to prove that you can be a Good Guy and still be Cool...just like Mr. T, kids!! The Conspiracy (and the "Bobbies!") promulgate an EZ-2-Digest Canned Hipness' the kind of hipness we're talking about isn't like anything shown on TV or sung by rock stars. It isn't Punk, nor old-timey, either. It simply IS. It predates fashion, it predates CLOTHES, it predates DATING, it may even predate bipedal locomotion and the opposable thumb, and it's more important than any lifestyle with a name, including "SubGenius." FUCK the assholes that keep trying to replace it with cheap thrills. It's possible to have a more swinging time at home with your family, just sitting around, than the "bad guys" would ever want you to think. That would RUIN Their system.

Slack, strangely enough, has a lot to do with commitment and love and responsibility and such, things which haven't been "hip" lately, but will be again someday, no thanks to either the Moral Majority or the New Age... Slack is ultimately what it will take for, for instance, nuclear disarmament to ever happen. But EVEN NATIONS MUST HAVE SLACK.

Any religion is just one big PEP TALK, but -- screwy as it may be -- the basic gist common to most religions is THE FUCKING TRUTH!! But that inevitable loss of perspective keeps creeping in, no matter what absurd measures the 'guru' takes to prevent it, and pretty soon the pep talk becomes repitition. Then, a completely new form of "pep talk" is created to fill the need, to remind people of themselves .

The terms "SubGenius" and "Slack" don't mean a cluster of "Bobbies" thinking a shared "in joke" proves they're better than everybody else. SubGeniuses are people who, even if for one second, or one instant, recognized the value of their lives. If the rest of humanity could lock onto that, the assholes of the world would be CURED INSTANTLY and all crime and war and exploitation would CEASE FOREVER.

That's what the Church is here for.

"BOB" COMES AGAIN and AGAIN to prove that being a Good Guy is worth it in KICKS and SLACK.

"Bob" asked WOTAN if we could party, and IT said that we had to.

Of course, you can't enjoy yourself if you're an evil shit who thinks that hurting other people is enjoyable. That cancels itself out -- which is exactly why it's so hard to tell the difference. Slack for thyself and Slack for others, then, are not interchangeable, but definitely interconnected. To keep all Slack for yourself actually depletes Slack; not only are you rendered unable to appreciate it, but you also lose brownie points in society AND Heaven, and will eventually be branded an asshole, and so fry in Hell.

Being a Slackful Asshole gets you nowhere.

On the other hand, a fine person with no Slack won't be a fine person for long. It'll become a stupid person and kill itself.

Many don't even know when they do have Slack to begin with. When people can barely count past ten anymore, how can they accurately count their blessings? Yet, as Slackless a land as this is, Hell has even less Slack. You could die and go there at any second.

There is no justice, no answer. If you can save the world singlehandedly, GREAT. If you can "just get by," THAT'S GREAT TOO.

Just don't QUIT.

SET AN EXAMPLE as a LIVING ENTITY that HASN'T STOPPED LIVING. You won't really know what it's all worth until it's been taken away -- so just TAKE "BOB'S" WORD FOR IT!!

On the surface, that may not be a sane approach; but nothing really important that ever happened was a "sane" event. That is why the Conspiracy suppresses abnormality. It doesn't want anything important to happen.

They have 50,000 nuclear weapons, and we don't have ANY. Yet, we dare to fight 'em anyway!! Sure, it's a lost cause -- but as Jimmy Stewart's old Pa said in MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON, "The lost causes are the only causes worth fighting for." SURE we're CRAZY -- hasn't it ALWAYS been the crazies and the misfits who were STUPID and BRAVE enough to STAND UP AGAINST THE CONSPIRACY?

The decks are stacked, alright. But WE have the JOKER... the Joker and the Batman all rolled into one!

Is it not ... "Bob?"




STARTED at the beach house the day after the mean religious cop tried to scare us, and succeeded, during the SubGenius Beach Party hosted by the Houston Clench -- Galveston, Texas, June 1983. With certain key lines cribbed from the rants of Pope David Meyer, St. Janor Hypercleats, Dr. Philo Drummond, Pope Sternodox and someone else.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on January 29, 2005, 11:01:56 pm
Guess I'll be the first to say the absolutely obvious.

RAH!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on January 29, 2005, 11:14:41 pm
Quote from: agent compassion
You're a hypocrite
And also disrespectful
In your debate style.


Now this is nothing
Spend some time with the egos
At the Ring of Flame (http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/viewforum.php?f=6)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 30, 2005, 01:16:49 am
Quote from: Sinner Bob the Mediocre
Guess I'll be the first to say the absolutely obvious.

RAH!


I think I fucked up the sylable count.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 30, 2005, 01:31:52 am
Quote from: Roger

I think I fucked up the sylable count.


For shame, Rog, for shame...(http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/sarge/Disappointed_anim.gif)
Now I've lost all faith in humanity.(http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/ed/cry.gif)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshhhiko on January 30, 2005, 02:37:03 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger


I think I fucked up the sylable count.


Yeah, that was alot to read through.


 :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: fluffy on January 30, 2005, 02:50:33 am
(http://img79.exs.cx/img79/1558/rogmess3il.jpg)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on January 30, 2005, 02:59:08 am
Oh, fluffy, ease up on Rog. You know Discordian Haiku has no rules...  :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 30, 2005, 03:50:35 pm
Quote from: fluffy
(http://img79.exs.cx/img79/1558/rogmess3il.jpg)


Somebody set us up the migraine!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 30, 2005, 04:21:54 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: fluffy
(http://img79.exs.cx/img79/1558/rogmess3il.jpg)


Somebody set us up the migraine!

I'm just glad I have a laptop so I can spin it around.  I can read upside down, or backwards, but not both, holy crap.  Don't we have an Alice that can pull the poor bunny out of the mirror?

Choc-o-late, heaven
White is really not, you know
cocoa butter, blah

next:lighten up
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on January 30, 2005, 04:37:14 pm
Hmmmmm :
:runs off to the bar and asks him is he would send her into Fluffys mirror so she can pull Fluffy back out::
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Open Bar on January 30, 2005, 05:14:03 pm
<beams Mal into Fluffy's mirror>

 Good thing Mal tied herself to me with silk rope  :wink:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on January 30, 2005, 05:16:58 pm
The intrepid Mal
goes to save her bunny friend
will they both return?


NT - what happens next?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 30, 2005, 05:30:49 pm
Quote from: Malaul
The intrepid Mal
goes to save her bunny friend
will they both return?


NT - what happens next?



Into the mirror
What a lot of strange things there
Will Mal like it there?

Mushrooms and hookas
Talking cats and talking cards
Talking bunnies, oooohh

It is no wonder
The bunny has been hiding
In this strange, strange place

They may not return
Will someone else have to go
We may lose them both

Out of the mirror
Come back to us, Mal, bunny
What was I thinking

Sending a kitty
To go rescue a bunny
Out of the mirror

Next:The story continues
ps sorry if I got carried away, I blame the tea, shoulda had coffee
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on January 30, 2005, 05:33:36 pm
oh the tension mounts!
a message from our sponsors
must tune in next week


 (mal locates bunny but must rescue her from elmer fudd)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 30, 2005, 05:37:46 pm
Wascawwy Wabbit
You're not going to fool me
OOOoooooo..sexy kitty

next:Elmer's distracted, now what
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on January 30, 2005, 06:18:17 pm
Wringes hands,  "Oh deary dear.
What ever will happen here.
Nothing good I fear."

Next: The plot thickens.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pedero on January 30, 2005, 06:51:32 pm
Now it all makes sense,
The knife, the rabbi, the gun
But what about Bob?

Next theme: Mal meets Bob
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 30, 2005, 06:53:56 pm
Bunny and kitty
Surrounded by such chaos
In Alice's world

next: will they ever get out?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: fluffy on January 31, 2005, 02:56:45 am
(http://img190.exs.cx/img190/1428/haiku8pu.jpg)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on January 31, 2005, 03:18:33 am
Gah! I'm not even trying
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 31, 2005, 04:36:11 am
Alice grabs fluffy
Holding hands fluffy grabs Mal
Walk to the mirror

Walk to the mirror
Back to the so called real world
Girl, bunny, kitty

Another kitty
On the other side beyond
The mirror chaos

Eldora's waiting
Waiting for you, all her friends
Join her, go back through

Unnggghhh, big crash of glass
Everyone back on this side
Everyone home safe

Welcome home everybody

Next topic:back to haiku's, pick your own frigging topic, I've been doing this all day :roll:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: fluffy on January 31, 2005, 09:08:39 pm

oh what a relief
that place was causing me grief
hey! whose tail is this?



next: chocolate lawn mower oil
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on January 31, 2005, 09:18:34 pm
that's my tail you grabbed
but that's ok, I'm not mad
just glad that you're back

was grass greener there
i heard that the lawnmowers
ran on choc'late oil

next:the bunny's back, yea
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on January 31, 2005, 09:49:32 pm
the bunny's back, but
she looks all orangey, like
too much fake tan spray

 8)

next: the Queen Mum's dinner date with Andrew Dice Clay...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on February 05, 2005, 11:25:28 pm
dung dung dung dung dung
dung dung dung  dung dung dung dung
dung dung dung dung dung

howzthatferrigonalti
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on February 06, 2005, 12:14:54 am
Oh look, it's a guest!
Thinks his haiku is the best-
But it's just a mess!

Next up: The return of Aini: Good bad or indifferent?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 06, 2005, 01:16:15 am
aini: by far the most
interesting troll-type since
Carl Eric Von Kleist

in fact she's much more
interesting than most of
the posters in here

 8)

next: we'll try this again...the Queen Mum's dinner date with Andrew Dice Clay
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on February 06, 2005, 08:16:34 pm
You are invited
For tea and profanity
With Her Majesty.

:)

Next topic: Fried eggs and the people who love them.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pedero on February 06, 2005, 09:03:58 pm
Cholesterol can
Be very bad for people
But I love fried eggs

Next topic: The Zen of donuts.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ben on February 06, 2005, 10:16:46 pm
Wholy holy dough
Enlightens all, but is it
Donut or doughnut?

NT: Who would win in a second revolutionary war?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on February 07, 2005, 01:14:03 am
The ones who will win
Will be the ones who rotate
Not revolve, you see.

Up next: Sorry, not a winner, please play again!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on February 07, 2005, 04:02:39 pm
Disappointment comes
From beneath a bottle cap.
Pepsi, drown my woes!

Next up: fuzzy duck slippers
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on February 07, 2005, 04:07:58 pm
"Fuzzy Duck" leads to
"Ducky Fuzz," which we all know
Leads to: "Duzzy Fuck?"



Why not: The 23rd resident of Boot Hill
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 07, 2005, 04:24:54 pm
Why not: The 23rd resident of Boot Hill

number twenty three
he didn't see it coming
aces and eights were

in his hand, but he
forgot the lengend about
Poker:Deadman's hand

Next: don't thouch my threads, man
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on February 07, 2005, 04:31:08 pm
when you lead a fake
army, be sure to expect
some thread hijacking.


Up next: the incredibly lame superbowl halftime show.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on February 07, 2005, 04:33:01 pm
Please do not hijack
It's not very nice for those-
Oh look, a penis!


Next topic: That mystery smell in the Fridge
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on February 07, 2005, 04:33:57 pm
Damn. Well, I like yours better.

:mrgreen:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 07, 2005, 04:38:08 pm
Ever find something  :o  
covered in foil in the back :?
oh, no, it's MEAT CAKE :shock:

Next:George Carlin
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on February 07, 2005, 04:40:39 pm
By the way, that "X" was on a triple letter score.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 07, 2005, 05:13:30 pm
the incredibly
lame superbowl halftime show
I didn't watch it

Next:back to haikus, where the hell were we anyway.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 07, 2005, 08:37:51 pm
too bad i heard paul mcCartneywas gonna fellatiate himself.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on February 07, 2005, 09:34:12 pm
those last few poems
where the best Ive read so far
except for roger's



Next topic
 whos on top
whats on the bottom
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pedero on February 07, 2005, 09:40:13 pm
Bun on the top of
the hamburger with swiss cheese
Bum on the bottom

Next topic: The problems of not eating.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 07, 2005, 09:48:41 pm
not eating is fine
the real problem, you see,
comes from not pooping

 8)

next: the Illuminati vs. the Patriots: is Bill Belichick a better coach than Adam Weishaupt?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 08, 2005, 02:56:33 am
There was much strife in
The land of Eris because
Two men went quite mad

They called each other
Silly names like third graders
As men sometimes do

The women may have
Instigated it a bit
Eris would be proud

The women were not
Invited to this silly
Party of the boys

Lacking an invite
The women instigated
Poking them with sticks

Rog was strong, fearless
He was ready for the fight
He prepared in stealth

Then there was Goat Turd
As we called him on that day
Picking fights all day

When our two heroes
Clashed upon the field that day
Both were courageous

No one predicted
That neither would be victor
Eris had her way

Malaul locked them out
The Caffeinatrixx would rule
She shut down their field

No one remembers
What started it on that day
But Mal finished it

She is GOD here now
Just ask Rog, he learned it late
Eris would be proud
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 08, 2005, 03:37:53 am
once there was a girl
who felt left out because two
boys were having fun

without her, so she
thought she'd jump in and play along
but they just ignored

her posts because she
didn't realize what she was
trying to get into

I'm too nice a guy
to give her the kind of abuse
I was giving to Rog

but if she insists
on sticking her nose in this
it's not me who'll bite it



 8)

next: why silly non-sequiturs are more fun as haiku topics than an epic story that no one really cares about
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 03:44:25 am
ONCE THERE WAS A GREY
BROAD WHOSE SOLE POWER IN LIFE WAS
ON THIS ONE FORUM

SO SHE THREW HER WEIGHT
AROUND, AND CALLED HERSELF GOD
SUCH A SILLY PINK, SHE

DESPITE HER "POWER"
SHE IS STILL A BROKE LOSER
WITH NO PERSPECTIVE



FACT IS, A TARD WITH MOD POWERS IS STILL A TARD.

CHEF D,
THINKS MALAUL IS DOING WONDERS FOR THIS BOARD.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 03:46:34 am
::runs off crying::
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 03:48:56 am
Quote from: GOD
::runs off crying::


FUNNY, THAT'S JUST WHAT THE REV DID.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 08, 2005, 03:52:32 am
Quote from: GOD
::runs off crying::

My T shirt says that
Boys are stupid and that I
Should throw rocks at them
Next:Why can't we all just get along, for crying out loud it is only Monday :roll:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 03:53:33 am
::sighs and shakes head::

funny how it happens to even teh best of us...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 03:55:39 am
Quote from: eldora_avalon
Quote from: GOD
::runs off crying::

My T shirt says that
Boys are stupid and that I
Should throw rocks at them
Next:Why can't we all just get along, for crying out loud it is only Monday :roll:


TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO GET ALONG HERE IS USELESS.

JUST ASK VELVET JESUS.

OH, YOU CAN'T.  SHE LEFT OVER A YEAR AGO, BECAUSE SOME TARDS WERE SEXUALLY HARRASSING HER.

OH...WAIT...YOU THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS *DIFFERENT*? :lol:

SO DID THE LATE, UNLAMENTED REV.  AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS STUPID ASS.

CHEF D,
FIGURES YOU MIGHT LAST A MONTH.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 08, 2005, 03:56:34 am
just wait 'til wednesday
I'm hoping by then the streets
will be running with the blood of a million "innocents"

 :lol:

next: deck Fat City with kerosene, tra la la la la, la la la la.....strike a match and watch it gleam, tra la la la la, la la la la.....
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 03:58:06 am
Quote from: Chef
JUST ASK VELVET JESUS.
OH, YOU CAN'T.  SHE LEFT OVER A YEAR AGO, BECAUSE SOME TARDS WERE SEXUALLY HARRASSING HER.
wow
I didnt know that why she left
thats kinda creepy
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 04:00:01 am
Quote from: GOD
Quote from: Chef
JUST ASK VELVET JESUS.
OH, YOU CAN'T.  SHE LEFT OVER A YEAR AGO, BECAUSE SOME TARDS WERE SEXUALLY HARRASSING HER.
wow
I didnt know that why she left
thats kinda creepy


SEARCH THE MONIKER "ADMIRAL LEXINGTON" IN THE PICS THREAD (ABOUT PAGE 17).

HUGH AND THE REV RAN THEM OFF THE BOARD.

CHEF SHOULD TRY TO BRING THEM BACK.

CHEF,
THINKS THAT COULD SPICE THINGS UP A LITTLE.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 04:07:59 am
oooooooo
lexington?


wow

I thought he was one of the good guys,,,


yikes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Chef on February 08, 2005, 04:12:41 am
Quote from: GOD
oooooooo
lexington?


wow

I thought he was one of the good guys,,,


yikes


DEPENDS ON YOUR POINT OF VIEW.

I THINK HE WAS A HOOT.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 08, 2005, 07:42:08 am
yeah i rememebr that. i though tit was mroe tha german elfboi guy or whatever. he showed up a week or two after i did, adn a week or two before you(mal), kept quotign the picture with *licks* and shit. it's hard to flirt witha  girl when soem n00b is blowing his load all over himself.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on February 08, 2005, 08:24:48 am
do you mean EVTs friend Lord Caramac?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 08, 2005, 01:08:39 pm
yeah that fucker.

all over the pale abotu being an elf women dreser upper gay bastard who wanted to lick every girl in the place all over with absolutely no sense of how to flirt, let alone mack. no wonder he dresses liek a girly elf, curly shoed hosehead!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on February 08, 2005, 02:34:10 pm
There there. Let it all out.


That makes me sad, though. I liked her. And I thought he was nice.

Well, the 4 posts that I saw of his.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on February 08, 2005, 02:54:28 pm
Quote from: Tontons Macouts


next: the Illuminati vs. the Patriots: is Bill Belichick a better coach than Adam Weishaupt?



Belicheck is teh win!
Weishaupt wasn't dealing with
those salary caps.


Next:  At what point did we all lose our sense of humor?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 08, 2005, 03:08:13 pm
tell me, why on earth
would anyone think last night was
anything short of hilarious?

 8)

next: why people can't simply sit back and enjoy a good show
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on February 08, 2005, 03:18:27 pm
Quote from: Tontons Macouts


next: why people can't simply sit back and enjoy a good show


I always assumed
humor and acerbic wit
were needed for that.


Next topic: How whining & bitching between two people you sort of respected makes enjoyable entertainment.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 08, 2005, 03:37:33 pm
it was certainly
enjoyable from the perspective
of one of the whiny bitches.

 8)

next: the prole/party divide...which side are you on?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lord Trout on February 08, 2005, 03:42:41 pm
Quote from: Tontons Macouts
next: the prole/party divide...which side are you on?


Prole versus Party
Which to choose? Oh, which to choose?
How about neither?


Next: New influx of Trolls, due to this latest tiff
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on February 08, 2005, 04:10:50 pm
Man, after all that
All we get are sub-par jokes
And dirty pictures?


Next: How the trolls can improve their trolling
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on February 08, 2005, 04:28:42 pm
Quote from: Hoshiko

Next: How the trolls can improve their trolling


To start, please go here (http://www.urban75.com/Mag/troll.html).
Then, do research on us all.
(Intelligence helps).
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 08, 2005, 06:34:15 pm
hey, LMNO
I think you may have forgotten
to tell us what's next

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on February 08, 2005, 06:42:38 pm
Ah, when I said that
"Intelligence Helps", of course,
That didn't mean me.


Ok, here we go with: the new Budweiser with caffine and ginseng.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on February 08, 2005, 07:03:54 pm
Drunk, getting sleepy
No, wait, I'm awake again
What the hell is this?

Up next: Sink the political philosophy of your choice.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on February 08, 2005, 07:14:51 pm
Anarchism's good
In theory but in practice
Everyone gets killed

Next up: The perils of jaded idealism
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 08, 2005, 07:22:12 pm
I thought that I could
Trust other people, but now
I know it's a lie

Idealism
Gone, what is left to believe
In, Me, myself, I

Next:Fat Tuesday, Paczkis
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 13, 2005, 05:17:25 am
Last Tuesday I bought
My family some Paczkis
And they ate them all
next:record number of days without haikus
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ben on February 13, 2005, 05:26:53 am
Starving, salivating...
Must have poetry... or die
No poems... all day.

N.T.:  monopoly
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on February 13, 2005, 12:38:36 pm
the air now clear of smoke
the board glistens with dry blood
"the top hat is MINE!"


NT: feb 14th.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on February 13, 2005, 04:09:18 pm
stupid fucking day
I wish it would go away
hallmark can suck me


NT - Vineral desease
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on February 13, 2005, 08:13:26 pm
AA's dirty dream
such a fantasy for him
needs a new day job


NT - Jesus Wept
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on February 13, 2005, 08:48:48 pm
lo! the lord did weep
upon calv'ry he said thus:
"i can see my house!"


 NT: heresy
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 13, 2005, 08:51:10 pm
they nailed tha fucker to a tree
and he looked down and said
dude this fuckin sux0rz!
and i was like dude!
and he was like dude?
adn i was like wtf?
and he was like stfu n00b!
and hten he was like hey fucker
forgive these n00bs for tehy are n00bs!
and then he start crying
so i stuck a sword in his n00b ass.
adn was like who's teh h4x0r now n00b!

nt: my neighbor's like usign all teh hot water, even tho they don't need it.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on February 13, 2005, 08:58:19 pm
Quote from: horab the impaler
and hten he was like hey fucker
forgive these n00bs for tehy are n00bs!


 i think horab deserves an honorary mention for that.

 lol
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 13, 2005, 09:09:17 pm
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Quote from: horab the impaler
and hten he was like hey fucker
forgive these n00bs for tehy are n00bs!


 i think horab deserves an honorary mention for that.

 lol


me and jesus are like freinds and stuff. ol buddies if you will. we've had this conversation a thousand x 1k.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on February 13, 2005, 09:45:26 pm
Jesus and Horab
Go out for beers after work
Which n00b buys the drinks?

Next: What would Jesus play on the Jukebox?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 13, 2005, 09:47:33 pm
jesus would play
hotel california
and suzy q
(oh i love you)


nt: what doers horab have against haiku anyway?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on February 13, 2005, 09:50:23 pm
One cold winter day
Haiku snuck through the window
And killed his mother

Next: Why, Haiku, whyyyyy?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ben on February 13, 2005, 09:51:32 pm
Horab is evil
Can't spell, rhyme, or syllabize
Lay off the drugs, man

NT: horab is a hippy chick.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 13, 2005, 09:52:48 pm
i feel so cheated
no boobs and
no snatch.

nt: tellign hippy chicks you hate hippies is a sure way to get laid. or not.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on February 13, 2005, 09:59:52 pm
No girl parts, and sad
Horab alone, drum circle
Burnt grilled cheese for 1

Next: Patchouli without bathing: Yes or no
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 13, 2005, 10:00:20 pm
Don't care if it rains
or freezes long as I have
my plastic Jesus

Next:  What would Jesus order from The Open Bar
Edit:Holy crap, I missed a whole page, sorry.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 13, 2005, 10:01:29 pm
jesus like girls drink
banana strawberry
daquiri. amen

nt: jesus walks into a bar adn says:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ben on February 13, 2005, 10:06:03 pm
I'll have a Bloody Mary
Then polish is off
With a Virgin Mary.

nt: Jesus is Fnord
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pedero on February 13, 2005, 10:20:31 pm
Jesus is fnord
only that spelled backwards
So he is a dronf

Next Topic: Enjoying of a Milk Shake recipe ennounced by Goddess herself inside a box of mass-market anitmatter.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on February 14, 2005, 03:14:40 am
I'd have a milkshake
But my fuckin' blender's broke
Don't tease me, Eris!

Up next: Mayo and Miracle Whip fight to the death
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cain on February 14, 2005, 11:53:38 am
Mayo is the real
shit, Miracle whip can suck
me off its so bad

edit: Next, a haiku on condiments that suck
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 14, 2005, 03:10:06 pm
you are SO way wrong
miracle whip pwns mayonnaise
with a billy club

 8)

on deck: the 6th grade school play is "Deliverance"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2005, 06:13:37 pm
"Squeal!  Squeal like a pig!"
All right, A.A., time for bed.
"Aw mom!  You're no fun!"

Hit it with; Oblique mockery of Trolls.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 14, 2005, 06:32:15 pm
:lol:

I'd mock trolls obliquely
but you could make the argument
that I'm one myself.

 8)

playing soon: why can't I find any contortionist porn?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 14, 2005, 06:37:44 pm
Dude, seriously
You are not looking very
Hard, google.com

Next:People from the U.P. call us trolls
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on February 14, 2005, 06:38:18 pm
Are you kidding me?
Must not be looking that hard
Try Bangedup.com (http://www.bangedup.com)




Swinging at: Black Sabbath's Paranoid  vs Van Halen's I
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 14, 2005, 06:50:20 pm
Van Halen was nothing
more than an extended wank-session
Black Sabbath fuckin' PWNS

 8)

try this on for size: Ozzy was only the 3rd best singer Black Sabbath ever had
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ben on February 15, 2005, 02:08:15 am
Ozzy was quite good
But not as good as the bat
Head caught in his teeth

Next up to bat: Spongebob versus Dobson
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: bananas are good on February 15, 2005, 09:00:10 am
Sponges are good
For cleaning up spills, better
than a preacher guy.

On deck: Is it a dookie or a toblerone?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on February 15, 2005, 01:54:08 pm
Considering that
Toblerones are triangles,
You got some weird poop.




Take a stabbination at: The crazy shit people do for love.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 15, 2005, 03:06:50 pm
anything qualifies
since doing anything for love
is fucking retarded

 8)

on deck: acid rain...and I do mean ACID rain...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on February 15, 2005, 04:05:14 pm
liquid, where's it from?
falling near me everywhere
i think i'm a fish

next: watercolor paintings of your dad dressed in a tutu
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cain on February 15, 2005, 04:14:28 pm
Hairy legs, pink so
bright it hurts my eyes to look
Stand still will you Dad?

next, on the non existence of pies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pedero on February 15, 2005, 11:23:02 pm
I look at the pie
And I find enlightenment
Now there is no pie

How about this: Mullets and fashion.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on February 15, 2005, 11:40:52 pm
is the ape drape here?
on the catwalks of milan?
die you fuckin' tards!

NT: pedero's glorious moustache
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: TeddyBear Mu on February 16, 2005, 06:48:09 am
Pedero and 'stache
in this life you will not find
a greater beauty

Next Topic: Egyptian Deities
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sakredchao on February 16, 2005, 09:35:35 am
there's only one god!
hermetically a fun god.
horus, horus, yey!

next: keep the aspidistra flying, or other obscure orwell.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on February 19, 2005, 09:30:00 pm
Haven't read Orwell
Since I was in high school, so
On to next topic!

Next topic: The NHL's cancellation or lack thereof. Discuss.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 19, 2005, 09:37:47 pm
season un-cancelled!
now Bruins can complete a
Boston trifecta

 8)

next: Aces and Eights
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 25, 2005, 04:55:16 pm
Escaped Deadman's Hand
Thought it was Aces and Eights
Welcome back, Roger

Next:Cards as analogy to life
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 25, 2005, 05:47:16 pm
Look at this crap hand,
a natural royal flush,
I'm playing go fish.  :evil:

Next:  Early American degenerates.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on February 25, 2005, 10:52:38 pm
we're hungry, we're cold!
why thank you for the turkey.
now we take land. yoink!

NT: pizza hut
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 26, 2005, 12:36:08 am
Jessica Simpson
You know you are stupid when
Muppets are smarter

next: mana mana, do do do do do
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 26, 2005, 12:41:32 am
how to make haiku from
mana mana do do do do?
WTF, over?

 8)

on deck: please gouge out my eyeballs. please.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ben on February 26, 2005, 01:01:17 am
As per his request
McStab's eyeballs are no more
Eris gouged them out.

Coming soon to a Haiku post near you: Mothers versus Maddox
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Flo and Eddie on February 26, 2005, 03:43:27 am
Maddox's no mother
Frank don't let no ax wieldin'
mofo in the band

Next: The Gillian Island Reunion
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 26, 2005, 04:54:24 am
Ginger thinks she's hot
But MaryAnn is hotter
She's held up better

next:no one but me remembers the muppet show, wa
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on February 26, 2005, 10:25:43 am
It's the Muppet Show
With our very special guest...
Alice Cooper! YEAHHHHHHH!


NT:for god's sake mangrove get off the frickin' computer and get your ass in town to do something constructive!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on February 26, 2005, 07:00:55 pm
When you spend all day
On the computer it makes
Baby Jesus cry!

Next: how do you like your eggs?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on February 26, 2005, 07:03:08 pm
EW NO STAY AWAY
Says Bella  - Hater of eggs
nasty nasty things


next topic
 freudian slip, when you say one thing but mean your mother
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on February 26, 2005, 07:06:17 pm
It's a penis, right?
It's got to be a penis
Penis! Penis! Yay!

On deck: Orbital vs. Prodigy, to the DEATH!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on February 28, 2005, 08:09:01 pm
...And out of nowhere,
Atari Teenage Riot
Destroys them both.  Ha!

Next up: Embarassing breakfast moments.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on February 28, 2005, 08:12:09 pm
They sat mesmerized
Each forgot the other's name
A breakfast for two

Next up:  How much snow is too much snow :?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 28, 2005, 08:45:02 pm
how much is too much?
about as much as we had here
three snowstorms ago...

 8)

next: I'm ashamed that AgComp thought that Prodigy was worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as Orbital...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on February 28, 2005, 08:47:50 pm
i'm a firestarter
psychosomatic serial killer
smack my bitch up

next topic : i saw mommy kissing gerald ford.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on February 28, 2005, 10:31:15 pm
Quote from: That Clean Bastard

next: I'm ashamed that AgComp thought that Prodigy was worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as Orbital...


I was hoping someone would write a haiku in which Prodigy got completely and utterly pwned by Orbital...*shrugs* oh well... One good Prodigy song does not redeem them from all the crap they've written, and the fact that Orbital did the DW theme *and* collaborated with David Gray makes them teh win in my book....

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 01, 2005, 12:36:49 am
Prodigy is weak shit...

Orbital would fucking anybody.

Halcyon & On & On is the only song that has literally saved my life.

I have an idea...we're gonna reverse the haiku thread...instead of writing one based on the last poster's topic, and leaving a topic for hte next poster, waht we should do now is write one and leave it to the next poster to guess what the previous haiku was about, sort of like that Johhny Carson skit where he's the psychic...

I'll start:

You're giving them WHAT?
Did you forget that we still have
our nukes aimed at you?

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on March 01, 2005, 12:53:17 am
Oooh, is it about Russia?

That's actually a good idea, as if writing haiku on the fly wasn't tricky enough, now we can play "psychic haiku!"

Look at my sticker
And don't you ask me for cash
Now where's my seat, bitch?

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 01, 2005, 01:09:59 am
I like how you make it sound like a good idea from me is something rare and wonderful...

yes, Russia...yours is about riding public transit with a stolen bus pass...

smooth hairless bodies
pressed up against me in the night
totally innocent!

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 01, 2005, 01:33:16 am
Quote from: agent compassion
Quote from: That Clean Bastard

next: I'm ashamed that AgComp thought that Prodigy was worthy of being mentioned in the same sentence as Orbital...


I was hoping someone would write a haiku in which Prodigy got completely and utterly pwned by Orbital...*shrugs* oh well... One good Prodigy song does not redeem them from all the crap they've written, and the fact that Orbital did the DW theme *and* collaborated with David Gray makes them teh win in my book....

 8)


you don't consider that pwnage?

/soem people wouldn't know w00t! if it headshotted them in teh face...  :roll:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on March 01, 2005, 01:59:39 am
Quote from: Oversensitive Communist Bastard
I like how you make it sound like a good idea from me is something rare and wonderful...

yes, Russia...yours is about riding public transit with a stolen bus pass...


 :roll:  :lol:  I talk to everyone like that, so don't take it personal.

And my pass ain't stolen! The uni gave it to me, but it's in sticker form on my student ID. Nyeah.

Quote from: nicely toasted
you don't consider that pwnage?


I meant haiku-pwnage, silly.  :P
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 01, 2005, 02:00:28 am
Quote from: agent compassion
Quote from: Oversensitive Communist Bastard
I like how you make it sound like a good idea from me is something rare and wonderful...

yes, Russia...yours is about riding public transit with a stolen bus pass...


 :roll:  :lol:  I talk to everyone like that, so don't take it personal.

And my pass ain't stolen! The uni gave it to me, but it's in sticker form on my student ID. Nyeah.

Quote from: nicely toasted
you don't consider that pwnage?


I meant haiku-pwnage, silly.  :P


are you kidding me? that's closest i've coem to ahaijku inside or outside  ofthis thread.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on March 01, 2005, 02:44:57 am
Quote from: Michael Jackson
smooth hairless bodies
pressed up against me in the night
totally innocent!


 8)

So round, so shiny
And full of so much power
This thick metal tube...

 :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 01, 2005, 08:21:03 pm
O_O
i'll say its a metal pipe

nuns are a secret
society that spends their
days worshiping you


um...that was weird
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 01, 2005, 08:45:52 pm
wow, you made that difficult...I'm guessing it's about Colin Powell's secret pegging affair with Condoleeza Rice...

everyone used to like me
then I became a raging fucktard who decided that my idea of fun was being an asshole and trying to fuck people over
shoulda stuck to ranting

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on March 01, 2005, 09:51:42 pm
I know!  I know!

It's "a mirror"!

Okay, my turn:

Super Bowl Sunday
The Academy Awards
Christmas and Easter
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on March 02, 2005, 01:00:46 am
Quote
wow, you made that difficult...I'm guessing it's about Colin Powell's secret pegging affair with Condoleeza Rice...


Now that's what I'm talking about! Wrong though. I was talking about a battery, haha.

As for the duck:

THINGS I CAN TOTALLY LIVE WITHOUT!  :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on March 02, 2005, 02:55:14 pm
I was thinking "overhyped and overfunded wastes of time", so yeah, you got it. :D
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 02, 2005, 03:12:36 pm
sorta like medicare...

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Demonica, Oracle of Doom on March 02, 2005, 06:27:31 pm
to good-bye dirty
black gas exhausting from your
buttocks, drink green tea


answer:
 home remedies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on March 02, 2005, 09:43:53 pm
Yeah, if you actually have black gas, I think you'll need more than green tea to help you  :P


I swear, it wasn't
me! That 3 to 4 feet made
me kill my mailman!

Answer: My weather alibi
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Clawtilda the Depraved on March 03, 2005, 02:55:31 am
Red and glorious
Squashing flat pedestrians
Eat my dust, loser.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on March 04, 2005, 09:01:31 am
Overzealous fire engine?

My hand stuck tight; had
to grab that last carrot piece
No, don't flip the switch!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 04, 2005, 02:05:35 pm
i'm stuck between razor sharp sex toys and disposal thingamagig in your sink.


there is no haiku
i have to take a poo
some call it voodoo
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: -->Eris<-- on March 06, 2005, 07:48:56 pm
Ooh, ooh! Is it "horab is stoned again?"
 :wink:  :P

Pictures everywhere
A bottle of glue, not sniffed
Empty frame waiting.

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Strings on March 07, 2005, 03:12:48 am
Quote
My hand stuck tight; had
to grab that last carrot piece
No, don't flip the switch


Emm a guy on the electric chair who wasnt allowed to finish his last meal?

Quote
Pictures everywhere
A bottle of glue, not sniffed
Empty frame waiting.


A crazed monk who was given a digital camera for christmas..

Nice little eye where
did you put the shinies
Cant reach that
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on March 07, 2005, 05:00:40 am
Quote from: Nippler of Men
Pictures everywhere
A bottle of glue, not sniffed
Empty frame waiting.


Is it model airplanes?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on March 07, 2005, 05:27:07 am
whoah man
i'm stoned man
this ain't no m0f0xrin haiku man!

-->eris<--'s is potential collage.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on March 07, 2005, 03:57:15 pm
monkey balanced on a table reading harry potter backwards?

five five five five five
wow i just said five five times
my brain does not work
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Weselina on March 15, 2005, 01:00:08 pm
-genius....genius....
Am I genius??!!
- No, you're not!!!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 16, 2005, 09:04:09 am
Damn!
Here I sit broken hearted.
I came to shit but only farted.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Open Bar on March 22, 2005, 07:47:31 pm
amber nectar pours
twsting smoke stings my sad eyes
an unsettled tab
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Chef, kitchen oracle on March 25, 2005, 05:00:50 am
WHO BE DA ONE DAT FUCKED DIS THREAD, WTF?  OH, IT BE DAT STUPID OPIE WIF DA BIG MOUF.

BAGGIE FO YO TEEF
LEAVE SHIT ALONE DONT BE YOURS
BACK TO HAIKU THREAD

NEXT:  WHY DO DA OPIES TEST
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on March 25, 2005, 05:04:50 am
Why do Opies Test?
Chef can never get a rest
His life is so sad.

Next:  Why does Chef make puppies cry?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: CORNHOLIO on March 30, 2005, 05:17:47 am
haikus are so cool
I AM THE CORNHOLIO
give me some nachos

next:  cappucino
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MadMa gentLemon on March 30, 2005, 09:01:48 am
At last, a starbucks
down the street from a starbucks!
Mmm.. Cappuchino..

Next: Mannakins*



*too lazy for spellcheck
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on March 30, 2005, 12:39:03 pm
Umm--

Yeah...

Well...

I think horses are pigs
that don't fly straight.


Thank you.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on March 30, 2005, 06:28:02 pm
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
haikus are so cool
I AM THE CORNHOLIO
give me some nachos

next:  cappucino


nice try corny....but there is just no way on earth that cornholio would be writing poetry. about as likely as him listening to 'winger'.

 so, so busted.

   8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: CORNHOLIO on March 30, 2005, 06:32:52 pm
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Quote from: CORNHOLIO
haikus are so cool
I AM THE CORNHOLIO
give me some nachos

next:  cappucino


nice try corny....but there is just no way on earth that cornholio would be writing poetry. about as likely as him listening to 'winger'.

 so, so busted.

   8)

Are you threatening
me, I AM CORNHOLIO
hot chicks dig haikus

what a dumbass, heh, heh, heh, got any nachos?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: CORNHOLIO on March 30, 2005, 07:52:31 pm
Huh huh, huh huh huh
huh huh mmm, uh huh huh huh
 huh huh, huh huh huh

That was my first one, heh, heh, heh, I got an A

That was cool, huh huh
when we killed that frog, huh huh
it won't croak again

That was Butthead's, he got an A too, heh, heh, heh only time we got A's, though

Oh, yeah, I got in trouble for not doin the whole next thingy, wtf do people put eggs in burritos, heh, seriously, that shit is giving me nightmares, heh, gross
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 01, 2005, 10:17:46 am
sheep are dumb
people are poopy
poets are prats
boobs are brats
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 01, 2005, 01:59:38 pm
irreverend hugh
thats not a haiku stupid!
give me some cheese cubes?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 01, 2005, 02:05:46 pm
Quote
Hey! that's not haiku!
You're just counting syllables.
Stop that this instant!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 01, 2005, 05:06:56 pm
irreverend hugh
likes it when bats rape your face
oh no bat semen
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 01, 2005, 06:58:05 pm
But Hugh pointed out
orgasm does not equal
ejaculation

Next:
Why it pays to read all the threads in an open air asylum
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 01, 2005, 07:26:33 pm
but why would a bat
not have many orgasms
when raping my face?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 01, 2005, 07:32:43 pm
when bats rape your face
their ejaculate fluid
resembles good scotch

next: why I don't drink scotch
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on April 01, 2005, 07:35:04 pm
Quote from: Hate Factory
when bats rape your face
their ejaculate fluid
resembles good scotch

next: why I don't drink scotch


Now, my ears perk up:
Bat jism tases like what, now?
::goes to look for bats::
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on April 01, 2005, 07:48:48 pm
i am a bat and
politically correct!
your haiku offends.


next: why political correctness in the animal kingdom must be stopped at all costs.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 01, 2005, 07:53:16 pm
politically correct
this is bad if you like to
watch hot monkey sex

next: why monkeys are hotter than your mom
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 01, 2005, 07:54:45 pm
have you seen my mom?
just about anything is
hotter than she is

on deck: what happens when Mr. Cast Iron Skillet meets Mr. Kneecap
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on April 01, 2005, 08:10:47 pm
X-rays don't look good
Bits of kneecap everywhere
Except in the knee...

On deck: Don't touch that hyacinth!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on April 03, 2005, 12:31:20 am
that's my hyacinth
step not to my best flower!
die you bitches, die!


Next: the worrying trend of floral related violence
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 03, 2005, 01:28:13 am
Flower named ladies
Keeping Up Appearances
Very funny show

Mang said violence
This show has only verbal
But it's still funny

Next: How do you pronouce Bucket?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 03, 2005, 03:37:14 am
two ducks
and a bucket
fuck it.

nt: eric fucks fish.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on April 03, 2005, 04:20:39 am
Quote from: horab fibslager
two ducks
and a bucket
fuck it.

nt: eric fucks fish.
this reminds me of MSI

excellent
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 03, 2005, 06:00:14 am
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: horab fibslager
two ducks
and a bucket
fuck it.

nt: eric fucks fish.
this reminds me of MSI

excellent


msi>?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on April 03, 2005, 05:31:06 pm
Mindless Self Indulgence.

"Now don't forget to fuck yourself!"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Open Bar on April 03, 2005, 06:35:09 pm
sleeping with da fish!
something the maffia say.
is it literal?


next: the joy of beer
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on April 03, 2005, 07:48:50 pm
Beer, it's liquid bread
Carbs all over the damn place
There goes my waistline!

 8)

Next topic: The first day of pirate training.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 03, 2005, 09:14:34 pm
Quote from: DJRubberducky
Mindless Self Indulgence.

"Now don't forget to fuck yourself!"


i sure won't!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on April 03, 2005, 09:16:00 pm
we learned to say yar!
i wanted to walk the plank
but that is week four.



next: tribute to scrids.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on April 03, 2005, 09:18:50 pm
Scrids are delicious
When marinated rightly
And they're good pets too!

Next: Red rum, red rum

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on April 03, 2005, 09:21:20 pm
Quote from: agent compassion
Scrids are delicious
When marinated rightly
And they're good pets too!

Next: Red rum, red rum

 8)



only you could get away with that. the scrid thought that was pretty funny  :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Doctor on April 03, 2005, 11:56:07 pm
I never drink rum
Time Lords can't get drunk off booze
We use tea for that.

 8)

On deck: Who's the biggest fuckwad?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 04, 2005, 12:04:37 am
well, he'd probably
say that it was me, but I'd
say it's Cat Maxwell.

hands down.

next: just because it's free doesn't mean it's good drugs
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on April 04, 2005, 12:21:50 am
People call this fun?
Can't walk talk type or think straight
Good thing it was free

Next topic: Yahoo, MSN or AIM, which is your favorite for trolling?

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 04, 2005, 09:52:41 pm
damn you aim
shutting down every five min.
why can i not win


ok so not about trolling...close enough!!!!!

next topic: why my feet itch so much
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 04, 2005, 10:12:15 pm
have you ever thought that
your feet would itch less if you
weren't standing in fire ants?

on deck: fuck the fucking Yankees, with a sharp fucking stick
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 10:56:51 pm
Fuck The Fucking Yanks
Fuck Them With Sharp Sticks All Day
They deserve death now.

Next Haiku:

Why Haikus rock.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on April 04, 2005, 10:59:46 pm
Quote from: Se?or Misterioso
have you ever thought that
your feet would itch less if you
weren't standing in fire ants?

on deck: fuck the fucking Yankees, with a sharp fucking stick

No thanks, yankee boy.
I will stick with this swarm of
blood sucking insects.

next up: Where are my car keys?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on April 04, 2005, 11:00:26 pm
Whoops. I'm too slow. Next topic what he said.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 04, 2005, 11:20:14 pm
Quote from: Malaria test subject #777
Whoops. I'm too slow. Next topic what he said.


I bow to you, sir.

/me bows.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on April 05, 2005, 01:48:46 am
:cough:fucktheyankees:cough:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 05, 2005, 04:08:15 am
haikus are awesome
because i fucking said so
no rhyming involved


next: why it is fun to stab people
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on April 05, 2005, 04:14:52 am
Some have enough holes
While others need to be given
More ventilation.

 8)

Next: Green Day vs. Blink 182
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 05, 2005, 04:58:12 am
Blink vs. Green Day?
that's like having weaklings fight
to see who's lamer

next: how about Lemmy vs. Iggy?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO visiting on April 05, 2005, 05:17:05 am
Lemmy and Iggy
Team up and destroy the world.
First stop: Good Charlotte!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 05, 2005, 05:25:07 am
y'know, it's funny...I said to myself "self, even though it's midnight, somehow I know LMNO will be the one to answer this haiku"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on April 05, 2005, 02:06:00 pm
I'm good like that.


LMNO
-Is good like that.



PS - Next topic: Shold Cheap Trick be forgiven for their last albums due to their first album?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on April 05, 2005, 05:43:14 pm
No.

::pockets the other 16 syllables::

Might need those later...

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on April 06, 2005, 01:47:53 am
:Steals the extra syllables
and tacks them on to create a monster Discordian haiku:
Oh my God, what have I done?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 06, 2005, 09:51:04 am
I told that fucker
not to use that toilet there.
Alas! Claw shrimp food.

On deck:

The permutations of Ninja-Fish
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 06, 2005, 09:52:37 am
From Ninja Fishy
All the way To Wonderswan
Life's Circle Goeth!

Next:

Who actually had a Wonderswan, anyway?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on April 06, 2005, 04:26:32 pm
There's a wonderswan,
And it lives inside my pants.
(next to the rooster)

How about: Shaving
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 06, 2005, 07:18:17 pm
shaving armpits sucks
almost as much as shaving
my legs, so I don't

j/k

Next: I thought the song was there is a monster in my pants, not a swan  :shock:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on April 06, 2005, 07:26:39 pm
B52's guy
Has just been drawn and quartered.
Everyone rejoice!




What about: The poor lentils?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 06, 2005, 07:32:19 pm
they have no pants on
poor little lentils, the rich
lentils bought them all

next: What would Brian Boitano do?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 06, 2005, 07:45:25 pm
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
they have no pants on
poor little lentils, the rich
lentils bought them all

next: What would Brian Boitano do?


What Would He Do Now?
Make a plan and follow through
Brian Boitano

Next:  Southpark is GOD!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 06, 2005, 07:55:14 pm
southpark is not god,
no wonder you are such a
dummass fartknocker

why does largo have such a brown nose?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 07, 2005, 02:59:41 am
largo's nose is brown
because he just coloured it
with shit flavoured pen

next: why flavoured pens are bad
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on April 07, 2005, 04:25:29 am
dude your mouth is purple
i know um
i jsut love the taste of grape flavoured pen.


next: grapes are wrathful?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 07, 2005, 04:28:13 am
my grapes are wrathful
maybe because i just put
them in the freezer

next: why freezing fruit before you eat it is some much better!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MadMa gentLemon on April 07, 2005, 08:46:06 am
I freeze bananas
then throw them in the blender
to make sweet pimp juice

Next: Who's got the pimp juice?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 07, 2005, 12:46:44 pm
i've got the pimp juice
the hos and bitches follow me
everywhere i go

next: why pimps wear funny clothes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 07, 2005, 03:22:03 pm
pimps wear loud clothing
to hide from police vice squad
no that doesn't work

Next: Does cappucino really go with nachos all that well?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 07, 2005, 03:59:04 pm
oh nice coffee taste
and the fake cheesey goodness
taste like crap when mixed

next: are nacho milkshakes a good idea?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: sad & Decrepit on April 07, 2005, 04:04:37 pm
This I will borrow
from Agent Compassion's head:
The answer is "no".
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on April 07, 2005, 07:38:14 pm
There was no topic
left by that sad creep back there
I'll make do somehow...

next one: blame it on the dog
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 07, 2005, 07:52:31 pm
heh, heh, I'll take it
ew, who cut one, that's gross, heh
must have been the dog

next:  take credit for your own farts and clear the room like I do
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on April 07, 2005, 07:53:43 pm
Are you kidding me?
Fake cheese and milk = great to drink
Just chase it with booze!

 :P
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on April 07, 2005, 07:57:28 pm
I have been known to
Go to Tim Hortons and to
Taco Bell in one lunch

next: wtf
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on April 07, 2005, 08:01:16 pm
What the fuck? Oh, man
I can't believe this happened,
Now I'm pissed off! Fuck!

Next up: Yankees suck. Discuss.

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on April 07, 2005, 11:04:57 pm
Yankees Suck!  Yankees
Suck!  Yankees suck! Yankees Suck!
Jeter sucks A-Rod!


Next:  No, they really do suck.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on April 07, 2005, 11:09:38 pm
The New York Yankees
Engage in fellatio!  See?
I have photographs!

Next: How to get incriminating photographs
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on April 07, 2005, 11:28:09 pm
go through moms top drawer
polaroids are in demand
EW!! why did I look?

 NT - how to bes wash your eye balls
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on April 07, 2005, 11:37:58 pm
Quote from: Malaul
go through moms top drawer
polaroids are in demand
EW!! why did I look?

 NT - how to bes wash your eye balls


profound...and disgusting... :lol:

a new genre is born.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on April 07, 2005, 11:40:10 pm
::bows::
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: CORNHOLIO on April 08, 2005, 12:21:43 am
Quote from: Malaul
go through moms top drawer
polaroids are in demand
EW!! why did I look?

 NT - how to bes wash your eye balls


someone elses mom
has the same kind of pictures
and its not as gross

heh, HEHEH, heh

next: MILF, heh, that's cool, heh
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Great Teacher Largo on April 08, 2005, 12:41:00 am
Moe Has a Nice Song
M I L F is its name
It rocks our socks off.

Next: Goth Industrial Techno Blue Grass Comedic Hardcore Grunge-trance music culture.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on April 08, 2005, 02:43:50 am
UNS flash break beat
what? I cant hear you over
Whistle flapp laughing songs
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on April 08, 2005, 02:44:11 am
NT
why cant I remember to post a next tpopic?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on April 08, 2005, 07:19:33 am
Quote from: Malaul
NT
why cant I remember to post a next tpopic?


I'll do it for you.

On Deck: Fascist Cattle Overrunning Downtown New York
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MadMa gentLemon on April 08, 2005, 07:23:30 am
Oh, you Stalin Steers..
This bovine borough terror
makes me want a steak.

NT:

Milk in a Can
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 08, 2005, 12:52:55 pm
milk in a can? YUM!
sitting on the shelf for weeks
hope i dont get gas.

next: why gas isnt good for dinner
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on April 08, 2005, 02:38:43 pm
What a lovely meal.
Why don't we light some candles?
Oh, fuck!  AHHHH!  AAAHHH! AAAAAAHHHHHH!





Next up:  Mr. Show v Upright Citizens Brigade.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: MadMa gentLemon on April 09, 2005, 10:07:25 am
Do you take spanish?
Sweet home Arkansas Cock Ring,
jump head first this time.

Next Topic

Santa vs. Charles Manson in a knife fight
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on June 07, 2005, 10:21:23 am
A mosquito haiku:

Tiny shadow at
my ankle. Faint buzz beside
one ear. Itching starts.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: BOOGER SNOT on June 07, 2005, 10:23:22 am
Curled up in your nose
Solid? Or liquid? Who knows?
Oh, liquid. It flows.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on June 07, 2005, 10:24:00 am
Fight malaria
With nasty-tasting quinine
The gin completes it.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: BOOGER SNOT on June 07, 2005, 10:29:26 am
booger ebbs, still elms
raging ghosts hatch redly, mean
insect jabbing snot
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaria test subject #777 on June 07, 2005, 10:30:33 am
longingly nameless
test subject pleading roughly
entities beckon
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: BOOGER SNOT on June 07, 2005, 10:32:51 am
mellow kingdom drips
breezily, irascible
merchant laughing flicks
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on June 07, 2005, 02:04:55 pm
You are a rebel,
But please have some courtesy;
Name a new topic!

Next up: Why guests don't register after making a dozen or so posts.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on June 07, 2005, 06:45:42 pm
Quote
Next up: Mr. Show v Upright Citizens Brigade.


I feel like I should take this one too.... :lol:

K.

Look in the bucket!
I ate too much hippie pie,
Now I need some Tang...


Quote
Next up: Why guests don't register after making a dozen or so posts.


I got nothin'! No,
Really, I'm just here to troll-
Pay no attention...


Next up: Green tea vs. Black tea.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on June 07, 2005, 07:14:59 pm
the tea addict steeps
encountering eternal
choice. green versus black

next is: Nasal decongestant
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on June 07, 2005, 07:19:46 pm
da code id by dose
id do batch por sudaped.
sniiiiiiiiiif-- Ah, much better.


Here we go with: Paper cuts
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on June 07, 2005, 07:31:56 pm
a superficial cut
pressed wood mulch slices lightly,
smoothly parts the skin

Next up: wicked heart
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on June 07, 2005, 07:36:19 pm
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
a superficial cut
pressed wood mulch slices lightly,
smoothly parts the skin

Next up: wicked heart


Oh, that's a good one...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 07, 2005, 07:40:53 pm
wicked, wicked heart...
how could you give out on me when
I was shooting par?

next: west nile virus

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on June 07, 2005, 07:49:09 pm
Dead crow by the pond.
Kills the old, and kills the young.
Those damn mosquitoes...

Hit it with:  The birth of a salamander.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on June 07, 2005, 08:36:20 pm
volcanic screams erupt
shivering, dancing amid the coals
elemental lives!

Next: fishnet stockings
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on June 07, 2005, 08:39:02 pm
easily identified
after bank robbery. Next time
put fishnets on head

 8)

next: mosquitos the size of hummingbirds
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on June 07, 2005, 08:45:50 pm
Did it turn summer
In Maine already?  My God!
Mabel, get my gun!

Try on:  cookie dough ice cream
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on June 07, 2005, 09:26:39 pm
icecream truck. brakes freeze
mrs fields hesitates. AAaaaaaaa!
tragic. delicious

Next: Italian holiday
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 07, 2005, 11:23:01 pm
that leaning tower
that i saw look unstable
so i ran away

next topic: computer viruses
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on June 08, 2005, 05:10:22 am
electric germs gallop
incognizant, aloof, fierce,
bloated from too many bytes

Next up: Tahiti
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ben on June 08, 2005, 05:51:53 am
Hello Tahiti!
Say, didn't Tao and Eris
Blow you to pieces?

next victim: Halloween
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 08, 2005, 08:27:23 am
Doorbell rings to prank
the weird lady from Utah
They died, twas Bella!

Net up: Cod (yes, fish)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on June 08, 2005, 10:38:37 am
Cod fingers are nice
With tomato sauce and salt
Kill it with my fork!

Barf on us with: Expired use-by dates
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ReapingWildOats on June 08, 2005, 10:48:52 am
I throw my head back
chug and read: 2004
the milk is bad, hurl

next topic: The many worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 08, 2005, 04:25:14 pm
quantum mechanics
isnt it fun,really it is
like hole in the head

next topic: klennex tissues
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on June 08, 2005, 05:55:54 pm
nasal passages
full of ooze, choir coughing
kleenex tissues up each sleeve

I'm hungry. Next is: PBJ sandwiches
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 08, 2005, 06:26:29 pm
Rock and Roll Sandwich
first you start with peanut butter
then jelly then toast then milk

My son wrote this one, give me a break :roll:

next: Zen and the art of motherhood.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 08, 2005, 10:16:01 pm
zen zen rhymes with pen
motherhood's very stickey
jello in your hair?

next:
why there are muffins in the freezer
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Wishfarple on June 08, 2005, 10:25:28 pm
Think they'll mock ME!?
They'll all pay. Now see who
Dies on Drury Lane.

Next time: Night on Olympus Mons
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 08, 2005, 11:11:09 pm
oh olympus mons
how dark you appear at night
you sure give me frights

next topic: biomechnoid giraffes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bob the Mediocre on June 10, 2005, 04:14:25 am
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
icecream truck. brakes freeze
mrs fields hesitates. AAaaaaaaa!
tragic. delicious


 :lol:
wonderful
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 10, 2005, 04:30:32 am
biomechanical giraffe armies
come to crush us all
oh shit

Next topic: Jerry Falwell having sex with a goat
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on June 10, 2005, 06:49:20 am
And lo, penis short
did enter goat in behind
Jerry was happy

Next up: TGRR pwns j0
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 10, 2005, 06:52:13 am
Peice of shit board, the above was me.

GRR!  :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 10, 2005, 05:47:44 pm
when trolls do appear
The Good Reverend Roger
always pwns j0, RAH!

next: who ordered this August heat wave in June :evil:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Wishfarple on June 10, 2005, 05:52:57 pm
Sorry, Eldora
I wanted an excuse to
Drink wine in the nude

Next up:  Merry Melodies: Behind The Camera
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on June 10, 2005, 06:07:25 pm
'Noids do not have sex
with doodles! I dont care how
sexy Bugs is drawn!


next
pork chops and apple sauce
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 10, 2005, 06:25:59 pm
Quote from: fuckchops
Sorry, Eldora
I wanted an excuse to
Drink wine in the nude

Next up:  Merry Melodies: Behind The Camera


d00d, I try to never ever mess with the haiku thread, but wtf?  If you need an excuse to be naked, let alone to drink wine naked, we need to work on you some more, hehehe :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 10, 2005, 07:06:58 pm
Peter Brady asked
for pork chops and apple sauce
but who said it first?

next:  who did say that?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on June 10, 2005, 08:21:11 pm
grill it again, Sam
just like Bogie and Bacal.
Humphrey Bogart said it first

Next: It's Friday!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 13, 2005, 07:35:28 am
No watch anime
here.  Angelina Jolee,
Please fuck me baby.

(Angelina in more arousing then ANYBODY, even most men)

Next on tonight's specials: The woman who put a chicken in her pussy for good luck.  (This really DID happen in real life...ask if you want details)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on June 14, 2005, 10:50:45 pm
hatchet falls, cat feeds.
this equation = good luck
chicken in pussy

Next: avoid contact with eyes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 14, 2005, 11:31:48 pm
don't look at the eyes
she will rip your balls of faster
than you can say ow

next: predator (from the arnold swatznegg... (you get the idea)film of the same title)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 15, 2005, 05:59:18 am
I speak gud eengleesh
invisible thing is bad
and very oogly!

Next: How many roads must a man skip down before you call him a fairy?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Wishfarple on June 17, 2005, 01:04:50 am
RING RING!  Who is this?
Frank's Costume Shop?  Sorry, wings
And tights are mine, now

Next up: the sudden realization that you just swallowed a bug
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on June 17, 2005, 01:19:14 am
Oh, bug in my throat
You tickle and worry me
And taste like chicken

Next topic: Doctor Who vs. Star Wars

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 17, 2005, 01:23:58 am
star wars owns doctor
who, even the crappy sw3
with the emo king in

next: sleep deprivation
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on June 17, 2005, 01:31:20 am
::defenestrates DiL::

You knew that was coming...

 :twisted:

Now then:

Lack of sleep
Can cause you to say things like
"Star Wars 3 was great."

 :twisted:

I mean all right I can think of FAR worse ways to spend a day, doing taxes and FAFSAs just to name some examples, but fine cinema it wasn't. It was popcorn, and I'll take jelly babies over popcorn any day. :D

Next topic: The parmesan cheese is talking to you. What does it say?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 17, 2005, 01:37:30 am
dil, its hlaf one in the morning
what the fuck are you doin awake
and that was an haiku.

look you only like doctor who because fo your underlying lesbain urges for billie piper. and dont defnesrtrate me again turd or dr fruend made me say it
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on June 17, 2005, 01:58:33 am
Pffft.

Billie's cute and all, but Captain Jack is cuter.

Anyway, go to bed, you silly monkey, or I'll stuff you in my TARDIS.

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 17, 2005, 02:30:08 am
dont i only wish
i could dream the night away
Blast! darn I T work

 :cry:

next: what agent compassion would do to me in her tardis  :wink:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on June 17, 2005, 02:32:59 am
wash yer mouth out with
non-emo glycerine soap
and send you to bed
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 17, 2005, 02:37:39 am
damn, there goes my hopes
of boinkin an older woman
well for... tonite atleast!

 :twisted:  hehe  :D
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 17, 2005, 04:14:23 am
dil, you did not say
what the next subject should be
go drink some coffee

next: why i secretly like emo hair  :oops:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 17, 2005, 04:16:17 am
emo hair is reall cool
dil use to have emo hair
and i want to ... him

 :twisted:

next topic: why are my socks white when 90% of my other clothes are black/navy blue
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 17, 2005, 04:20:29 am
Quote from: DiL
emo hair is reall cool
dil use to have emo hair
and i want to ... him

 :twisted:

next topic: why are my socks white when 90% of my other clothes are black/navy blue


white socks are needed
to wear with sandals and shorts
to look like a dork

next: why striped socks are the best
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Drunken Monkey Cabal on June 17, 2005, 04:29:06 am
striped socks are the best
because they let the smell out
unlike the rest!!

next topic: why do my wrists ache?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 17, 2005, 05:32:51 am
Teh Carpel Tunnnels
hast begun it's on you
Die now, emo boy.

Next:  Camping with Vikings who have lots of mead and large sharp axes  :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on June 17, 2005, 05:34:35 am
When Thor says he wants
The last marshmallow, you better
Just give it to him.

Next topic: The warning label on the wart medicine
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 17, 2005, 05:51:08 am
Wild red hair flying
Large sharp axes chop down trees
Camping with Vikings

Lots of beer, not mead
Vikings? Check the DNA
Irish Viking Scots :shock:  :D

Sorry AC

Quote from: AC
Next topic: The warning label on the wart medicine
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 17, 2005, 06:38:06 am
More than anything
I want to freeze genitals
No warts there

Just want to
Want to freeze my penis
Just for fun

Next Topic: You need much more fiber.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on June 17, 2005, 10:56:33 am
More fiber please ma'am
I've got stone up my shit pipe
No more meat binges

Next up: Film at 11!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 17, 2005, 05:17:49 pm
Do you have a stone?
Is this stone in your shit pipe?
synaptyx does, film at 11

exclusive coverage of shit stone
this shit stone will be removed from
syntaptyx ass, 11:00 exclusive footage!

next topic: Why Fnordiscordia sucks are writing Haikus and seldom pays attention to the rules of haiku writing.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 17, 2005, 05:38:24 pm
Fnordiscordia has absolutely no talent,
He alleviates his boredom through haiku writing
God hates a bad haiku


Next topic: Why obese people don't understand why they have trouble attracting people.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on June 27, 2005, 12:26:36 pm
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Check the DNA
Irish Viking Scots :shock:  :D
/checks DNA - snap!

sorry, didn't mean to fuck the thread up.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 27, 2005, 04:36:12 pm
Synaptix did not mean to
Was the thread fucked up?
Maybe it was from beginning

Next topic: Did Minoan civilization use breast implants? (see snake woman statue)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 28, 2005, 04:58:37 am
The Minoans are so obscure
Breasticles hanging free
No breast implants in boobeee

Next topic: Goats.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on June 28, 2005, 06:51:48 am
Randy Pan gets off
as two farm boys fuck the goat
and mama watches

Next Subject: The Liberal Jew Media Made Me Do It

[w00t! 1st post on page 111...that's worth a phony wish!]
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on June 28, 2005, 08:09:05 am
I eat no pig or horse!
Kosher salt, an early heat attack
Blame Joe Lieberman!

Next:  Where gummy bears rule the world
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on June 28, 2005, 03:41:52 pm
where gummies rule ALL
red cinnimon fish can't vote
and fruit snacks are gay

next topic: "Harold and Maud" (Or Pedophilia, if you haven't seen that
movie)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on June 28, 2005, 03:50:55 pm
He was 18 and
she was 80, it's creepy
but not illegal

next: fractals
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 28, 2005, 04:11:34 pm
Fractals bend math
Fractals make math to art
Fractals fun trip

Next topic: Am I paranoid or is everyone fucking looking at me?!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on June 29, 2005, 06:28:35 pm
we're looking at you
don't you know that we'll eat you!?!?
Cthulhu's Minions!

next topic: Arizona Bay
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on June 30, 2005, 06:24:26 pm
I've never seen Arizona Bay
I've never even been to Arizona Bay
My haiku is really bad

Next topic: Horrible show tunes and the idiots that listen to them
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 01, 2005, 12:52:15 am
Arizona Bay
is where showtunes go to die
Californ-i-a

as for the people
that sing to such awefulness
they get florida

Next Topic: The Peter Principal
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 06, 2005, 08:55:49 am
Terrific job, friend.
You may have a promotion
Lousy job. You're fired.

Next topic: tetration
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 06, 2005, 06:58:05 pm
Spelling bee time
Now spell for us: Tertration
Use in sentence?

Next topic: Fnordiscordia totally sucks at haikus
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on July 06, 2005, 07:08:53 pm
this haiku was written by fnordiscordia
it's a good one but
the beat count is way way off on it

next:the secrets of the illuminati on sale now
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on July 06, 2005, 07:36:12 pm
Twenty dollars for
secrets! Get them while they're hot!
Illuminati!

Next: Are Vagans really animals?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on July 06, 2005, 08:05:06 pm
vagans are there.
but what are they there?
animals or not?

Next= seventeen equals twenty-three
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 06, 2005, 08:38:53 pm
seven equals me
plus twenty, plus three more, too
i don't like thirty

next topic: the Missing Link Homo Erotis
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 06, 2005, 08:46:56 pm
Some think homo-habillis
Some others think its pre-Erectus
Its reall homo-erotic

Next topic: Paris Hilton being assfucked by a large barnyard animal.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: chaosgraves:agentoferis on July 06, 2005, 09:58:06 pm
Quote from: Fnordiscordia
Some think homo-habillis
Some others think its pre-Erectus
Its reall homo-erotic

Next topic: Paris Hilton being assfucked by a large barnyard animal.
paris hilton knows.
'cause on farms she's been before
an ass is a beast.

NEXT!... train robberies of the pacific northwest
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on July 07, 2005, 10:46:43 am
Traveling on train
can be quite taxing if you're
watching *Paris get ass raped by a donkey

*the boy, he's at least human looking, and has the slightest bit of sex appeal.  Of course, anyone who would screw Ms. Hilton probably has more STD then you can...uhh...shake a stick at...

Next: Why the fuck did Paris find someone named Paris, who wants to name their children Paris?

Please, there are OTHER CITIES in the world.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 08, 2005, 05:44:04 am
Because the name of
Lichtenstein Denver Hilton
was not quite pleasing

Next Topic: Lipstick Traces by Greil Marcus
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 09, 2005, 06:03:21 am
does not follow suit
this haiku lost direction
long before i wrote

next: i really have to pee right now
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 09, 2005, 06:07:11 am
My bladder bursting,
A mad dash down the hallway,
Never mind, too late.

Next topic:  viagra
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 09, 2005, 06:10:04 am
as i rushed the hall
to relieve my poor bladder
i got a hard on

(This message paid for by Viagra (TM) )

Next Topic: Hate Crimes (Gay on Bi)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 09, 2005, 06:12:46 am
Take that, fence-sitter!
He said, as he raised the
Dildo up again.

Next topic:  jumper cables
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 09, 2005, 06:21:08 am
[this could get long...]

positive, connect
and then the negative one
feel the power surge

i see it coming
and swat away awful
smells that penetrate

left nipple, connect
the right nipple, negative
send a current through

twitch and it will hurt
a little more than you want
but then....go for it

crank up the ampage
propell me into the sink
i love S & M

next topic: All Topic-One Topic- No Topic
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 09, 2005, 07:22:05 am
there is no topic
haiku game we are all one
with topic haiku

next hurricanes wiping fla off the map
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on July 09, 2005, 07:26:00 am
So long Jeb you rube
You will not be missed by
Florida Libbies

Next Topic:  Poomping in your pance
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 09, 2005, 08:21:59 pm
take a load off, mate
i didn't mean quite that way
go clean yourself up

next topic: Zombie Malaria (The THing In Laos)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 11, 2005, 07:55:55 am
The Mosquito
doesn't care about your traveler's checks
bloooooooooooood

Next Topic: Why do I insist on obscure topics?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 12, 2005, 03:29:51 am
i am the walrus
but only if you look hard
through the looking glass

Next topic: Why do I insist on obscure topics?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 12, 2005, 03:31:25 am
Quote from: N'yo B?, Terrorist Zenja
i am the walrus
but only if you look hard
through the looking glass

Next topic: Why do I insist on obscure topics?


i am the walrus
but only if you look hard
through the looking glass

Next topic: Bizzare, Cyclic Time loops
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 12, 2005, 03:32:25 am
Goodmorning, goodafternoon, goodnight
I think I just shat
Goodmorning, goodafternoon, goodnight
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 12, 2005, 04:05:37 am
[a giant mechanical arm grabs fnordiscordia by the arms, and
propells him from the vicinity]

[Mechanical Voice, Looming] :
"Penalty for Not Choosing a Topic!"

Next Topic: Never whistle while you're pissing
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 12, 2005, 04:08:03 am
*defenestrates into pile of flax*

I will piss
Now I want to whistle
Piss on hand

Next topic: Where the fuck did those arms come from?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 12, 2005, 04:12:48 am
never whistle while
you are pissing seems like good
advice for a man

women can whistle
while pissing sitting down or
lots of other things

next topic:  snot the heat, tis the humidity

edit: please ignore fnordie and his weaseling in :roll:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 12, 2005, 04:39:19 am
[side note....it's actually a very very bad idea to whistle while you piss,
male or not...see links here:
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=766839
there's also some physical concerns bout it///]

arms come out my arse
a robotic symbiote
enstates his own rules

Next Topic: the joys of defenestration
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on July 12, 2005, 05:12:11 am
It's fun for a while
But buying new glass each day
Gets a bit spendy.

Next topic: This is not my beautiful stapler, this is not my beautiful chair!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on July 12, 2005, 01:52:10 pm
Quote from: agent compassion
It's fun for a while
But buying new glass each day
Gets a bit spendy.

Next topic: This is not my beautiful stapler, this is not my beautiful chair!



Hey, David Byrne called.
Stop ripping off his act, yo!
And Office Space, too.

Next up:  Is not following the Haiku structure discordian, or just lazy and ignorant?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on July 12, 2005, 03:06:54 pm
Here's my take on things:
Haikus aren't Discordian;
They've too many rules.

The objective, then,
Is religious remonstrance,
Just like hot dog buns.

:D

Next topic: Stupid tourists
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on July 12, 2005, 03:18:23 pm
[sidebar]

remonstrance?


Fucking awesome, DJ!

[/sidebar]
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on July 12, 2005, 03:25:27 pm
[sidebar sub-comment]

Um, thanks, I guess.  Given that I was trying to link haiku #2 to Barf #3, it seemed fitting to steal some of its language.  I'm just glad "remonstrance" is in fact the proper conjugation of "remonstrate".  I didn't check until just now. :D

[/sidebar sub-comment]
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on July 12, 2005, 03:25:32 pm
You sure it's not legal
To get a permit and thin the herd
Of Californians?

No? Damn.

(No offense to the nice Californians we have around here - I'm mainly addressing the ones who came up here in the 90s, bought up all the good real estate, and have spent every waking moment bitching about the weather since. Fuckers. There's a reason it's so green here - it's called rain, and if you don't like it, too goddamn bad!)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on July 12, 2005, 11:27:17 pm
rain????

ugghhh, it's waaaaaaaay to hot in cali right now. i'd kill for rain
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on July 12, 2005, 11:28:05 pm
And I'd help you. It sucks here today, doesn't it?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 13, 2005, 12:32:05 am
indeed, i have to mow lawns in this weather.. (that was me post and a half ago)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 13, 2005, 02:48:23 am
I like rain a lot better than dead trees and scorching sun.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on July 13, 2005, 03:02:49 am
So do I. We hardly see a single cloud from the end of May to Halloween time.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 13, 2005, 03:49:11 am
if a thread is jacked
alone in the forest, then
stick to teh topic

Next topic?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 13, 2005, 03:58:24 am
Next Topic: Eric and Aini.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 13, 2005, 06:23:51 am
you are teh suxor
haiku sare 5, 7, 5
not event rying

next:  why do we never stay on topic here :?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 15, 2005, 05:32:52 am
Topic is teh suck
First Post! yells Slashdot luser
All else is chaos

Next Topic: Yellow
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 15, 2005, 05:35:47 am
they call me mellow
yellow quite rightly I'm just
mad about saffron

next:  global warming sux, even if it doesn't exist :roll:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 15, 2005, 06:41:59 am
"But it does exist!
Why, just look at the ice age!"
"That was not our fault!"

Next Topic: The Virtues of Cooking with Cast-Iron Skillets
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on July 15, 2005, 06:53:25 am
Behold! The burnt bits
they come off much easier
then with cast-iron

next: Iron Chef (the origonal japonese version) rocks.  Alot.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 15, 2005, 07:03:11 am
Duh, of course it rocks.
The Japanese do stuff better.
Especially porn.

Next Topic: ANIME TENTACLE PORN!!!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on July 15, 2005, 07:07:52 am
The Scrid does not do
Hentai.  If you ask nicely he does
know how to pleasure you, though.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 15, 2005, 07:19:04 am
What's the Next Topic?
I am lost in a sea of
Possibility.

Next Topic: The Five Elements (and I expect five verses!)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 15, 2005, 08:05:11 am
there was a band named
earth, wind and fire, were water
and ether just lost?

next: crazy band names
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 15, 2005, 08:25:29 am
We have no message
Our music is void of meaning
But our name is cool

Next Topic: Ms Haversham
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 15, 2005, 03:56:17 pm
Quote from: the other anonymous
What's the Next Topic?
I am lost in a sea of
Possibility.

Next Topic: The Five Elements (and I expect five verses!)


Sweet is the first One
an elemental taste test
brings sweet to the front

BOOM! BOOM! We were Shook
At the thunderous rolling
Second Element

It all was Pungent
In the wake of the next verse
But that don't stop me

They say the Prickle
Is the strongest Element
They are just kooky

But Orange is the 1337
Nothing can rhyme with it's name
Not even more Orange

[sorry, had to]

Next Topic: Ms Haversham
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on July 15, 2005, 05:18:33 pm
Satin-swaddled wraith,
Hey!  Watch out!  That's flammable!
Charcoal, anyone?

Next topic: It's carbecue season!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: IntoxiChrist on July 15, 2005, 07:23:04 pm
Ode to the shotgun
Double-barrelled offering
The boomstick prevails
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on July 15, 2005, 08:16:53 pm
Next topic: Why ban BGP?


WHY BAN ME!?!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!
WHY ME!?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: IntoxiChrist on July 15, 2005, 08:18:07 pm
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis
Next topic: Why ban BGP?


WHY BAN ME!?!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!
WHY ME!?


BECAUSE YOU DID NOT USE THE PROPER SYLLABLES
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 15, 2005, 08:57:28 pm
Next Topic: The Complete Lack of Topic

MMMMM
MMMMMMM
MMMMM

Next Topic: What each point on the 8-star of chaos means.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: IntoxiChrist on July 15, 2005, 09:13:05 pm
Quote from: the other anonymous
Next Topic: The Complete Lack of Topic

MMMMM
MMMMMMM
MMMMM

Next Topic: What each point on the 8-star of chaos means.


IntoxiChrist does not like the Crash Test Dummies.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 15, 2005, 09:21:07 pm
Quote from: IntoxiChrist
Quote from: the other anonymous
Next Topic: The Complete Lack of Topic

MMMMM
MMMMMMM
MMMMM

Next Topic: What each point on the 8-star of chaos means.


IntoxiChrist does not like the Crash Test Dummies.


I've been called a name
I do not know what it means.
Please explain, kind sir.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: IntoxiChrist on July 15, 2005, 09:23:16 pm
Quote from: the other anonymous
Quote from: IntoxiChrist
Quote from: the other anonymous
Next Topic: The Complete Lack of Topic

MMMMM
MMMMMMM
MMMMM

Next Topic: What each point on the 8-star of chaos means.


IntoxiChrist does not like the Crash Test Dummies.


I've been called a name
I do not know what it means.
Please explain, kind sir.


Nothing, good sir
I do not play Name Calling
That game's for idjits.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 15, 2005, 09:30:21 pm
Quote from: IntoxiChrist
Quote from: the other anonymous
Quote from: IntoxiChrist
Quote from: the other anonymous
Next Topic: The Complete Lack of Topic

MMMMM
MMMMMMM
MMMMM

Next Topic: What each point on the 8-star of chaos means.


IntoxiChrist does not like the Crash Test Dummies.


I've been called a name
I do not know what it means.
Please explain, kind sir.


Nothing, good sir
I do not play Name Calling
That game's for idjits.


Okay then, kind sir.
Shall we continue this game
That is called haiku?

Next Topic: Where is Jenny Jones now?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 15, 2005, 09:33:22 pm
Oh, now I get it!

The mm-mm-mm song.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: IntoxiChrist on July 15, 2005, 09:42:11 pm
Quote from: the other anonymous
Quote from: IntoxiChrist
Quote from: the other anonymous
Quote from: IntoxiChrist
Quote from: the other anonymous
Next Topic: The Complete Lack of Topic

MMMMM
MMMMMMM
MMMMM

Next Topic: What each point on the 8-star of chaos means.


IntoxiChrist does not like the Crash Test Dummies.


I've been called a name
I do not know what it means.
Please explain, kind sir.


Nothing, good sir
I do not play Name Calling
That game's for idjits.


Okay then, kind sir.
Shall we continue this game
That is called haiku?

Next Topic: Where is Jenny Jones now?


Ha! Jenny Jones
Crackwhore for blowjobs in snow
Blah blah blah the end
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 16, 2005, 12:16:35 am
[zenja cuts intoxichrist without warning]

read the r00lz, d00d.

[not that i care, but..]

if you don't end you post with a "next topic" it kinda throws a kink in the
game flow... arse//

Next topic: I Think I smell a Dead Fella
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 16, 2005, 12:58:43 am
horrible smell a
stench so bad it must be a
rotting dead fella

next:  fractals, ooh, sparkly
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on July 16, 2005, 02:08:08 am
Swirly swirly, not
a toilet, but a fractal
Eldora is geek!

Next Topic: This is no topic but your topic, and it is your topic.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 16, 2005, 02:52:22 am
it is my topic
i love haikus, i'm happy
we are writing them :D


next: why can't we all get along, like we do in the haiku thread :(
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on July 16, 2005, 03:17:54 am
CANNOT GET ALONG
WAR IS ALWAYS HUMAN NATURE
I LIKE KITTENS

NEXT TOPIC: CAPS IS LAME
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 16, 2005, 05:25:21 am
when people type in
all caps it sounds like yelling
in my head, it sux

next: no caps
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 16, 2005, 05:28:01 am
HAVE LOST CAPS
KEY BOARD STUCK LIKE THIS
CALL ME TURD

Next topic: Why pedophiles are teh suck.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 16, 2005, 05:49:31 am
that topic's creepy
I would rather write about
why you suck, fnordie

next:  did fnordie forget which window he was typing in?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 16, 2005, 07:45:37 am
So many windows!
If you thought that was creepy,
How about this one:

Next Topic: Does Jon-Benet Ramsey's reanimated corpse spit or swallow?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 16, 2005, 07:46:38 am
Please ignore that post.
I have a disturbing sense
of humor. Sorry.

Next Topic: Should we kill toa?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 16, 2005, 08:12:40 am
What is a To-a?
can one eat it quickly?
i will eat toa

Next Topic: Cannibalism, Not just for cows anymore.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 16, 2005, 08:45:04 am
An acronymn for
the other anonymous.
I am not good food.

(That was kinda on-topic...)

Next Topic: Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Outdated fluff or insightful cultural critique?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 16, 2005, 09:22:23 am
outdated fluff yes
in the worst possible way
i like opium

Up Next: Non Sequitur and the Red Herrings
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 16, 2005, 09:35:05 am
"The ducks are our friends.
Therefore, our friends are ducks, no?"
"ILLUMINATE THEM!!!"

Next Topic: If Opium is the religion of the masses and marajuana is the discordianism of the lunatic fringe, then what is Cheese?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on July 16, 2005, 11:02:32 am
Cheese is the glue that
hold the universe apart
I like gouda best

next topic:  lesbians trapped in men's bodies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 17, 2005, 06:00:28 am
Over-used Cliche!
Damn stereotypes suck ass.
Picking new topic.

I rule this thread now!
I can ignore topics if I want.
I can even ignore syllable counts.

Okay, whatever.
I won't screw around too much.
But I do still rule!

Next Topic: Huge Avatars and Why They Suck
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 17, 2005, 06:06:19 am
huge avatars suck mothafuckers!!
die bitch ima kill green beanssss
whattt now
and i like sockss wirh may forka
heeee i forget hwo haiku
the many end!

next topic: WTF IS UP WIT MEE?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 17, 2005, 06:16:26 am
I do not know, sir.
Perhaps it does not matter.
Your post is ignored!

Next Topic: Worship and Praise for me, The Haiku God!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on July 17, 2005, 11:06:09 am
I have deposed you.
There is no God but my God
I am, therefore, she.

Next:  Where is the pickle?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on July 17, 2005, 12:31:38 pm
THE MISSING PICKLE
WHY DID YOU BAN ME?!?!?
CAN'T FIND IT

NEXT TOPIC: Why ban Buddha's Ghost Penis?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 17, 2005, 05:27:40 pm
buddha's ghost penis
gets banned for being pesty
over there not here

so stfu :roll:

next: what possesses people to want to get kicked out of a place :?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 17, 2005, 08:55:30 pm
i don't want your game
i can make a better one
hey, don't laugh at me!

next topic: The plural of Phallus is Phalluses (Greek Semantics), but the plural Penis is Penii (Latin Semantics)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: gnimbley on July 17, 2005, 09:28:40 pm
The plural of disk
Is "You're an asshole, asshole!"
I thinks that is right.

Next: Kumquats are our friends
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 18, 2005, 04:02:18 am
kumquats are our friends
when they come to our house, whore!
they make good bath toys

next:  rubber ducks are cooler then ninjas and pirates
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 18, 2005, 06:29:17 am
i am a ninja
i am also a pirate
with ducky jammies

Next Topic: Fjord!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 18, 2005, 07:01:13 am
A long and narrow
arm of the sea running be-
tween high, rocky cliffs

Wow, my dictionary's definition is a haiku! MY THRONE HAS BEEN REPOSSESSED!

Now I pay my fines:

There is no future
No greener pasture awaits
Woe, I'm not emo!

Next Topic: LMNO-PI's next update.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 18, 2005, 07:09:43 am
when will there be a
new LMNO-PI
we are all waiting

next:  are we all writing more of his story than LMNO is :shock:  :?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 18, 2005, 07:13:52 am
All write the story
i write someone's, you write his
he writes mine as well

Next Topic: where the sidewalk ends, turns into a fractal, does a double backwards sommersault and lands on it's firmamnet again.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 18, 2005, 07:18:06 am
where the sidewalk ends
turns into a fractal, does
a double backwards

sommersault and lands
on it's firmamnet again.
Wow, complex topic.

But, with some effort,
I believe I may be able
to out-do that one.

Next Topic: Einstein's Feild Equation
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 18, 2005, 07:18:45 am
you bastard, those are
my dreams but you are welcome
to all my nightmares

next: how many of us use fractals in our avatars :?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 18, 2005, 07:25:09 am
Mine is not Fractal
Per se, But it does Shimmer
warped a claddagh gif

E equals M C
a square by any other
name is still a square

[so was einstein]

Next Topic: i'm a little teapot
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 18, 2005, 07:37:11 am
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout, mutha fucka!
Represent Pittsburgh!

(... I guess that means I'm the kettle...)

Next Topic: I'm so white, I drove Dave Chappelle insane!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 18, 2005, 07:48:27 am
i am so white I
reflect a lot of light and
dave chappelle went blind

which drove him insane
it went right through his brain and
he was nuttier

next: why is it called the dog days of summer?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 18, 2005, 08:05:55 am
dog days of summer:
they make you sweat like a pig
Oink Woof Oink Woof Moo

Next Topic: plushophilia
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Rev. St. Syn, KSC on July 18, 2005, 09:09:20 am
I fucked my teddy
strategically placed hole
white squishy foam guts

Next Up:
Anachronistic summation of Jimmy Carter's 19771981 term as a pole-dancer in down-town Washington.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on July 18, 2005, 03:44:05 pm
Quote from: the other anonymous
dog days of summer:
they make you sweat like a pig
Oink Woof Oink Woof Moo

Next Topic: plushophilia



Pigs don't sweat.

http://www.edhelper.com/AnimalReadingComprehension_109_1.html
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 18, 2005, 03:48:33 pm
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: the other anonymous
dog days of summer:
they make you sweat like a pig
Oink Woof Oink Woof Moo

Next Topic: plushophilia



Pigs don't sweat.

http://www.edhelper.com/AnimalReadingComprehension_109_1.html


And you complain about me over explaining things  :roll:  :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on July 18, 2005, 03:50:39 pm
Somewhere in there was a King Missile reference, I suppose I was being too elusive.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 18, 2005, 04:00:21 pm
Quote from: LMNO
Somewhere in there was a King Missile reference, I suppose I was being too elusive.

Apparently and I have no clue what you are talking about :lol:
I like having someone else besides me around here that is too smart for their own good, you just can't find a lot of people like that anymore.   :wink: Mostly they are just too stupid to be allowed to live :roll:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on July 18, 2005, 04:09:29 pm
DETACHABLE PENIS!!!!!!

:D
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 18, 2005, 04:12:39 pm
where did all the haikus go
long time co-oo-ming, where did all the
haikus go long time ago

next: bowling
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on July 18, 2005, 04:18:34 pm
"To Walk Among The Pigs" - King Missile

To walk among the Pigs,
To go where the Pigs go,
And do as the Pigs do.
To inhale the pungent stench of the Pigs,
And truly savor the Scent.
To sing the Song of the Pigs,
To build up a repoire,
To be one with the Pigs.
To work shoulder to shoulder with the Pigs,
On Piglike projects.
To sweat like a Pig,
And then to realize that Pigs never sweat.

To wallow in the mud with the Pigs.
To experience absolutely all that Pigness entails.
To hear,
To see,
To feel like a Pig.
To think,
Eat,
And smell like a Pig.
To comprehend completely what it is to be a Pig.
To fully understand that you,
The Pigs,
And all other things in the Universe,
Are of the same ilk.
And then, to weed out all Non-Piggish things,
To fully cultivate and allow to blossom,
The Flower that is the Pig within your Soul.
And to finally stand alone,
In the Garden of the Absolute,
And pray,
And pray,
And pray,
Like a Pig.




The applicable lyric bolded for Great Comprehensive Justice...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 18, 2005, 04:38:32 pm
Quote from: LMNO
Somewhere in there was a King Missile reference, I suppose I was being too elusive.


 :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 18, 2005, 04:40:26 pm
Play with balls
I wish I was big
The big Labowski

Next topic: If you lost your penis, where would it be?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 19, 2005, 06:16:40 am
In the belly of
my polyester girlfriend.
I think I'm out now?

Next Topic: Do we think any less of this toa freak?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 19, 2005, 06:47:30 am
one one, one zero
one zero one zero one
one zero zero

[yes]

Next Topic: taxedermy and roadkill
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 19, 2005, 07:04:10 am
dead animals are
lots of fun on lonely nights
I'm such a loser

Next Topic: Peter Griffin versus Homer Simpson
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 21, 2005, 07:21:38 am
No one posts for days
CHANGE TOPIC FOR GREAT JUSTICE
Venus needs Haikus!

Next Topic: We know what Mars wants; what does Mercury want?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guido Finucci on July 21, 2005, 08:04:49 am
the swift-footed one
knows the secret paths of mind
he seeks but to rest

Coming up next on the Haiku Channel: The Points
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 23, 2005, 06:00:46 am
points are teh many
many have points and some don't
this was pointless, yes?

Next Topic: Clever Monkies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 23, 2005, 07:15:47 am
The Monkeys, clever,
I just wish I knew enough
to reference them.

Next Topic: Scraballah
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 23, 2005, 07:38:30 am
we have Scrabble nuts
and Kabbalah fanatics
and now Skrabbalah

next: living dead girls
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on July 23, 2005, 07:49:58 am
i know i'm alive
but i'm just dragging my feet
through the hours and days

up next: you scratch my back, i'll lick yours
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 24, 2005, 08:33:15 am
Please do not do that.
Oh, now you've gone and done it!
How does acne taste?

[Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.]

Next Topic: that squiggly thing on page 64 of the PD.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on July 24, 2005, 08:20:37 pm
How many times do
I have to tell you that's a
Scrid, sir, it's a Scrid.

Next topic: Brown ketchup? With lobster?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 25, 2005, 12:09:23 am
in a lithe gully
a brown ketchup is roaming
in search of lobster

Next Topic: The Stranger
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on July 25, 2005, 03:38:20 pm
The Cure - not racist.
Blame it on Albert Camus:
Existentialist.


Here we go with:  Mia Kirshner.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 25, 2005, 11:32:04 pm
i meant the other stranger.

like...when your hand goes numb..
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 25, 2005, 11:43:43 pm
Quote from: N'yo B?, Terrorist Zenja
i meant the other stranger.

like...when your hand goes numb..


Really, I was thinking Billy Joel or The Doors :?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 26, 2005, 03:59:34 pm
uhhh..huhhuh....shut up, bevis.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 27, 2005, 09:11:53 am
Raised in Toronto
by her journalist father
and mother, teacher.

[Wow, IMDb has descriptions in haiku!]

Next Topic: Michelle Trachtenberg -- the Every-Little-Sister and why it's still so disturbing to fantasize about her (and if that disturbs you, it only proves my point!)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on July 27, 2005, 10:23:25 am
She is very hot
She was too young to be hot in Buffy
She = HAWT in Eurotrip

(most especially the part where she makes out with her twin brother.  That got me very hot...)

Next:  Having sex with a pair of twins = OMFG YES!!!11!!!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on July 27, 2005, 02:14:34 pm
You want me to... WHAT?!
That's my sister.  You're so gross.
Get away from me!


Next topic: Hot Topic.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Antechinus sapiens on July 27, 2005, 04:10:24 pm
Strange foreign concept
An expensive store for clones
Come back in 5 years

Next topic:
Sleep deprivation
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 28, 2005, 08:20:38 am
Drowning in a fog
Of my own brain chemicals
Don't sleep in the Hive...

Next Topic: Meighan Desmond
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on July 28, 2005, 09:02:03 am
I do not know her
I do not care I want Bea
Arthur's vagina

Next:  Why?  Because I can.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 28, 2005, 10:11:47 am
You don't know Eris
From that Kevin Sorbo show?
She is teh hotty!

(Topic is ignored
Because I can ignore it!
So there, Zurtok Khan!)

Next Topic: "Zurtok Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaann!!"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 28, 2005, 10:36:10 pm
Decendent of Khan
Why do you stroke your Long Face?
"I Come From Zurtok."

Next Topic: And Then SHe Was Illuminated
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 29, 2005, 09:28:20 am
Illumination
is for wimps and greyfaces
I prefer psychening!

Next Topic: Roger, will you marry me?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 29, 2005, 02:16:17 pm
Rog and toa
sitting in a tree K-I-
S-S-I-N-G

next: wasting time with haikus is creative disorder, or is it :?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on July 29, 2005, 02:22:48 pm
Of course it isn't.
Creative Order, dummy.
There are rules to it.


Try out: An Example of Creative Disorder.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 29, 2005, 02:25:47 pm
haikus can be creative disorder if i want them to be because i said so and i am the boss of haikus and youre not so there and i dont care what that other guy says either cuz haikus are fun and fun is a necessary part of life and even beavis likes haikus so there

next  wtf was that
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 29, 2005, 02:46:26 pm
that was a big fruit
flavoured pygmy hampster
of doom on the rocks!!!

Next: they should invent a drink called fruit flavoured pygmy hampster
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on July 29, 2005, 02:56:12 pm
Quote from: mian tiao noodle
Next: they should invent a drink called fruit flavoured pygmy hampster

Chambord, Midori,
One miniature rodent,
Close your eyes and shoot.

Next up: Rule #1, beeyotch!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on July 29, 2005, 02:59:59 pm
rule number one is
keep your mouth shut, do not brag
or else you get caught
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 30, 2005, 07:34:10 am
Rule number two is:
Specify a new topic!
It's mandatory.

Next Topic: Relativity
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pope On A Rope on July 30, 2005, 05:16:38 pm
Relativity
Is the study of how stuff
Interacts with stuff

Next topic: July of 1932
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on July 30, 2005, 05:21:20 pm
1932
Was a long time before I
was even born.

Next topic: Cheese on top, fruit on the bottom, what the hell are you eating?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pope On A Rope on July 30, 2005, 05:27:40 pm
Quote from: agent compassion
1932
Was a long time before I
was even born.

Next topic: Cheese on top, fruit on the bottom, what the hell are you eating?



Cheese flavoured goodness,
with healthy fruit at bottom:
I must be in hell.

Next up: Chinese people and the zeppelin.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Antechinus sapiens on July 31, 2005, 11:58:39 am
Watch that mother burn!
There goes that Hindenburg thing
I feel like spring rolls.

Next:
Obscene phonecalls
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on July 31, 2005, 06:11:08 pm
:Breathing and panting:
"Hello? Is this some sick joke?"
and dial tone hums...

Next Topic: These are tje Days of Our Lives
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 01, 2005, 07:05:10 am
Hope is the hottest!
Bow before her loveliness!
Like sand in my pants...

Next Topic: Where should Roger and I get married?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 01, 2005, 07:21:37 am
marry in vegas
by elvis presley's ghost or
impersonator

next:  when's the date?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 01, 2005, 07:26:54 am
The date is not set
He has not answered me yet!
I'm sure he'll say Yes.

Next Topic: Should I sell the bathroom tapes on eBay to pay for the caterer?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: N'yo Be on August 01, 2005, 08:36:35 am
yes
yes
yes

Next Topic: Missing Fruit
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on August 01, 2005, 09:02:38 am
My fruit is missing
I left it in the big store
I go to Wal-mart because I'm a whore.

Next: Why Zurtok will be breaking up with his girlfriend.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 01, 2005, 08:29:21 pm
You know i love you
but i just can't stand your dog
for this, i'm leaving.

Next Topic: North American Kwijibo
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 04, 2005, 04:34:54 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
All this talk about
Haiku makes Good Rev Roger
Reach for gasoline.

NEXT TOPIC:  Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Fit THAT in a fooking haiku!

Funny, I thought Roger didn't like haikus, well

Antidisestab-
lishmentarianism
fits nice in haiku
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 04, 2005, 04:42:00 am
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
All this talk about
Haiku makes Good Rev Roger
Reach for gasoline.

NEXT TOPIC:  Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Fit THAT in a fooking haiku!

Funny, I thought Roger didn't like haikus, well

Antidisestab-
lishmentarianism
fits nice in haiku


1.  What makes you think I dislike Haikus?

2.  YUO FORGOT THA NEXT TOPIC!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 04, 2005, 04:47:32 am
Quote
Brethren and Cistern, the time has come for The Good Reverend to renounce Discordianism as a failure...a rather silly failure, at that. Nothing has been accomplished in two years of bullshit, "creative disorder" is a sad joke, and all the blog threads and imaginary bars on the internet haven't saved you.

Face it, you're fucked, and you have nobody to blame but yourself. Instead of using discordianism to disrupt - even for a few precious seconds - The Machine(tm), you have used it to play haiku games and to form factions. The "commandment" that Discordians must stick apart has been warped out of usefulness. You remembered the "apart" thing, but not the "stick" part, didn't you?

1 :P
2 :P
3  I agree that we are sticking too far apart, how's that for a next topic :wink:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 04, 2005, 04:49:08 am
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote
Brethren and Cistern, the time has come for The Good Reverend to renounce Discordianism as a failure...a rather silly failure, at that. Nothing has been accomplished in two years of bullshit, "creative disorder" is a sad joke, and all the blog threads and imaginary bars on the internet haven't saved you.

Face it, you're fucked, and you have nobody to blame but yourself. Instead of using discordianism to disrupt - even for a few precious seconds - The Machine(tm), you have used it to play haiku games and to form factions. The "commandment" that Discordians must stick apart has been warped out of usefulness. You remembered the "apart" thing, but not the "stick" part, didn't you?

1 :P
2 :P
3  I agree that we are sticking too far apart, how's that for a next topic :wink:


That doesn't say I dislike them.

Sticking apart?

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6237&start=0

Sure.  And I take that - like everything else - personally.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2005, 04:57:07 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
That doesn't say I dislike them.

Sticking apart?

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6237&start=0

Sure.  And I take that - like everything else - personally.

Well, you can understand why I would think that from the way it was written, can't you?

I didn't write it
the poll sucked big time, for sure
Donkey Otay's fault

Next:  Why did Donk's poll suck so bad?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 04, 2005, 04:58:29 am
that up there /\ was me, oops :(
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 04, 2005, 05:07:01 am
Quote from: Anonymous
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
That doesn't say I dislike them.

Sticking apart?

http://principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6237&start=0

Sure.  And I take that - like everything else - personally.

Well, you can understand why I would think that from the way it was written, can't you?

I didn't write it
the poll sucked big time, for sure
Donkey Otay's fault

Next:  Why did Donk's poll suck so bad?


1.  That depends.  Are you reading what I wrote, or what you expected me to write?  Notice the subtle difference.

2.  Donk is just fine.  It was the poll results, not the poll itself.  I gather that I have not been enough of a dick.  (That poll was also one of the two reasons I deleted my posts.)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 04, 2005, 05:14:51 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger


1.  That depends.  Are you reading what I wrote, or what you expected me to write?  Notice the subtle difference.

2.  Donk is just fine.  It was the poll results, not the poll itself.  I gather that I have not been enough of a dick.  (That poll was also one of the two reasons I deleted my posts.)

I don't do subtle differences :lol: You were making fun of people who particiapte in certain subforums in general and some threads in particular which made it appear that you do not care for those said subforums and threads, you see?

No, I am pretty sure the poll sucked, there could have been better choices and more of them, I tried, but he's young and thinks he knows it all, hehehe :P
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 04, 2005, 05:21:14 am
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

I don't do subtle differences :lol: You were making fun of people who particiapte in certain subforums in general and some threads in particular which made it appear that you do not care for those said subforums and threads, you see?

No, I am pretty sure the poll sucked, there could have been better choices and more of them, I tried, but he's young and thinks he knows it all, hehehe :P


1.  You're reading too much into it.  You should have stopped with: "You were making fun of people".

2.  No, I am pretty sure that the results are accurate.  Hate isn't the opposite of love, after all...indifference is.  Ergo, I shall have to make people hate me, which would be a step up, yes?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 04, 2005, 05:27:21 am
My poll is better
I just posted it for you
can thank me later :wink:

next back to haikus
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 04, 2005, 05:29:04 am
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
My poll is better
I just posted it for you
can thank me later :wink:

next back to haikus


Better?

Again, I know a trick worth two of that.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 04, 2005, 05:41:50 am
WTF?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 04, 2005, 05:45:14 am
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
WTF?


"Aw, poh widdle Woger got his feewings hurt!"

1.  You deliberately ignored my post concerning why the poll results (Donk's) pissed me off, and posted that shit.

2.  You then ran out and waved your skewed interpretation all over the place, and pretended that it wasn't a sly, hypocritical jab.  Well, I can't say I have a right to complain (my own motives for returning considered), but please don't play the innocent, okay?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 04, 2005, 06:42:15 am
My poll was OG
Eldora's was teh crappy
copy like Eric
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 04, 2005, 06:42:50 am
Quote from: Donkeyotay
My poll was OG
Eldora's was teh crappy
copy like Eric


:lol:

Next topic?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 04, 2005, 06:49:25 am
Next Topic: What would Horab do?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on August 04, 2005, 09:43:53 am
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

1.  You're reading too much into it.  You should have stopped with: "You were making fun of people".

2.  No, I am pretty sure that the results are accurate.  Hate isn't the opposite of love, after all...indifference is.  Ergo, I shall have to make people hate me, which would be a step up, yes?


http://kaegogi.net/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1162#1162
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 04, 2005, 12:34:57 pm
HEY! THIS IS MY THREAD!
I'm the one true haiku god!
STOP THE BITCHING NOW!

Next Topic: Unicorns. Happy, dancing Unicorns, dammit!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Kallisti on August 04, 2005, 01:29:49 pm
The happy dancing
unicorns are scarier
than all of this crap

next:  Oscar the Grouch
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on August 04, 2005, 02:27:07 pm
My trashcan monster
Has a first name, and it is
O S C A R

Next up: hot dogs, with or without buns
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 04, 2005, 11:32:14 pm
I had a friend once
he ate a hot dog, and now
he thinks he's a bun

Next Topic: Sing For Absolution
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 05, 2005, 09:27:10 am
Fa la la la la
Absolution's for sinners
Sinning don't exist

Fa la la la la
Fa la la la-freakin-la
Fa la la la la

Next Topic: Who the hell is Eric?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Kallisti on August 05, 2005, 04:11:08 pm
Eric was a guy
He was nice then he turned weird
Not for the first time

Next: Are all the sane people on vacation?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on August 05, 2005, 04:21:57 pm
Weather: 95
F, percent humidity.
I need outta here!

Next: oranges and lobsters
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Kallisti on August 05, 2005, 04:30:21 pm
a sunburn makes you
look red like a lobster but
you peel like an orange
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 05, 2005, 05:36:20 pm
it becomes habit
and annoys the rest of us
include a topic!!!

Next Topic: Beans and Rice
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: One-Eyed Thayne Magee on August 06, 2005, 02:34:37 am
hot hot red beans ow
my tastebuds beg for riceness
buzzards hasten, vile


what color is the devil's marking pen?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 06, 2005, 03:57:12 am
Satan likes vandalism
His pen is definitely black
It shows best.

Next topic: Heh, pen is
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 06, 2005, 04:56:54 am
PEN IS MIGHTIER
MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD IS
BUT NOTHING CAN STOP MY SHAOLIN ATTACKS!

NEXT TOPIC: WAS THE TETRARCHY THE DEATH KNELL TO THE ROMAN EMPIRE?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: One-Eyed Thayne Magee on August 06, 2005, 09:08:43 pm
smoke disperses, grim
goat forgiving snail drifting
serpents mutter "yes"

new topic: bricklaying
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: bob on August 06, 2005, 09:39:43 pm
red lies upon red
in infinite squareness wall
drifts like a cloud

next topic ... acid trips
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: One-Eyed Thayne Magee on August 06, 2005, 10:12:20 pm
frozen cloud purrs, green
starflower prays, snoring stones
snapping mailbox grieves

next one - corn pops vs pop corn
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: bob on August 06, 2005, 10:34:07 pm
breakfast serial
sugared balls in bovine broth
exploding seeds flower

next topic...meat :shock:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: One-Eyed Thayne Magee on August 06, 2005, 10:42:30 pm
tugging flesh sagging
groaning putrid bloated, crows
laughing richly gorge


next: sammy davis
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: bob on August 07, 2005, 05:05:46 pm
bright black glitter
fluidly fluttering complex steps
blind as a rock

next topic...belly button lint
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 08, 2005, 02:58:33 am
Belly button lint
I don't ever get it
Must know origin

Next topic: "NONSENSE POOPYPANTS!"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 08, 2005, 03:31:38 am
Quote from: Fnordiscordia
Belly button lint
I don't ever get it
Must know origin

Next topic: "NONSENSE POOPYPANTS!"


I have no toilet,
So I must POOMP in my PANCE,
Why does God hate me?

Next topic:  I live in a mantion, you live in tense.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Anonymous on August 08, 2005, 10:02:14 am
empty frantic braggart
anacondas mumbling prince
boasting smiling snake

next: why the sky is green
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 08, 2005, 12:18:24 pm
The green sky
It happened because of my
camera fuckery

Next topic: http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6370
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Antechinus sapiens on August 08, 2005, 12:32:33 pm
drugs are bad, mmkay?
please try not to use the net
while under their spell

next topic:
Jesusfish stickers
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 08, 2005, 12:53:40 pm
I like drugs
I made jesus fish stickers
with pat roberts
fucking a goat
but I have misplaced them

Next topic: Are dingleberries real?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: bob on August 08, 2005, 03:43:34 pm
dingling berries
so exquisite in taste
grow only in mind

 next topic...the declining popularity of George W. Bush's handling of the war in Iraq
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on August 08, 2005, 05:30:05 pm
nation despairs, loud
malignant morbid firstborn
disgracing us all

next up: snap crackle pop
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on August 08, 2005, 05:32:27 pm
Pop, pop, crackle, snap;
That's just climbing out of bed.
Getting older sucks!

Next up: avocados
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: unlike_someone on August 08, 2005, 05:55:32 pm
peel and cut it up
squish it good within a bowl
yum, phlegm coloured dip

---> next topic: fruit flies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on August 08, 2005, 06:04:29 pm
harvesting gently
squishy, yearning fruity dreams
buzzing heartlessly

next: just killing time
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoopla! on August 08, 2005, 06:08:58 pm
placing the stopwatch
under my hammer, and squish
one less timepiece lives


next topic: robot porn
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: bob on August 08, 2005, 10:25:57 pm
lube up my pistons
her carberator purrrrrs
machinegasm

next topic... peeing your pants in public
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on August 09, 2005, 04:27:49 am
droplets fizzle ooze
bumble tumble, spread
old stains reappear


next topic: it takes what it takes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 09, 2005, 04:30:33 am
Trolling like a fiend,
A moral imperative,
I gotta be me.

Next topic:  Dumb ass blog threads.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guest on August 09, 2005, 04:39:13 am
Rapacious clown writes
Humbly, while lewd bullies taunt
Then shrugs, uncaring

Next: Three ring circus
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Donkeyotay on August 09, 2005, 04:55:28 am
In the Bizzaro Beat
Circus Donkey played the bass
while Jesus ranted

Next topic: Da Bears
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Guest on August 09, 2005, 05:04:22 am
Da three Bears snooze, dumb
blonde wishing some hot porridge
appears, pwns them


Next: vicks vapor rub
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 09, 2005, 06:30:27 am
VICS VAPOR RUB
RUB ON MY
TUMMY TUM TUM
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 09, 2005, 07:26:55 am
Due to the lack of a topic, I'll repeat the old topic:

Rub some on my chest,
Inhale my minty-fresh boobs.
Kinda like nurse porn.

Next Topic: The Daily Show
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on August 09, 2005, 09:00:00 am
MR JON JON
MAKES ME GIGGLE
CAUSING MY TUMMY TO JIGGLE

NEXT TOPIC: SWOLLEN PROSTATE
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoopla! on August 10, 2005, 05:18:52 pm
Often, when watching
Jessica Simpson videos
my prostate explodes

Next Up:  Jack the Ripper's zipper
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 10, 2005, 05:49:35 pm
Jack the Ripper had
no zipper, they had not been
invented yet, duh

next:the scariness of Spongebob Squarepants :shock:
Title: blood is the lipstick of wounds
Post by: KD on August 11, 2005, 02:27:50 am
Spongebob's not so bad
But don't blow your cover yet...
Squidward knows your scent

next: dilapidated thing(s)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 11, 2005, 11:08:58 pm
i saw a strange thing
it sat, dilapitated
it was not alone

Next Topic: What are the Things? What have they done to me?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 11, 2005, 11:56:56 pm
Things, they're numerous
A plethora of things that
write bad haikus

Next topic: If you could kill one member of the Hair Bear Bunch, which would you kill and why?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 12, 2005, 01:16:08 am
i would choose to kill
the Emo Bear in us all
but they're endangered

Next Topic: Open Season
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on August 12, 2005, 03:22:11 pm
Tear the foil packet.
Now my ramen has flavor.
Um, such as it is....

Next up: Masochism
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ahab the Atrocious on August 12, 2005, 03:56:14 pm
Holding a pencil
He shouts, "Stick it it your eye!"
I sure surprised him

Next topic: Deadends of Evolution
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoopla! on August 12, 2005, 05:11:00 pm
The animal which
consisted only of spikes
couldn't do too much.


Next------>  Robert Anton Wilson's case of halitosis
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ahab the Atrocious on August 12, 2005, 06:32:48 pm
His mouth smells as bog
No one offers him spearmint
Shan't embarrass RAW

And our next contestant is..... How I learned to love my six-legged brethren
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 16, 2005, 06:38:14 am
Creepy critters can
Crunch quite cacophonously.
Capable Keds, kid!

Next Topic: Anything, as long as the Haiku is alliterated.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 16, 2005, 03:28:01 pm
WHo has heard Heralds?
He who has hummed has heard Hymn
But He has halted

Next topic: Pun something
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ahab the Atrocious on August 22, 2005, 07:11:29 pm
Gruff pirate captain
Sends mutinous sailor to
Walk with the plankton

El topico proximo...  !Onomatopoeia!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 23, 2005, 06:49:17 am
Whoosh! Thud! Bang! Crash! Boom!
Can I be a Supreme Court Judge too?
They sound like monkeys.

(DON'T COUNT MY SYLLABLES OR I'LL THWACK YOU!)

Next Topic: The Importance of Counting Syllables
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 23, 2005, 07:00:06 am
Counting syllables really
important just like sentence strucvture
spelling. and grammar,

Next Topic: Whatever floats your goat.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ahab the Atrocious on August 23, 2005, 07:03:30 am
Haiku scheme irks me
Still, I stick to it
Because these nuns wield rulers

And our next contestant is: Exactly where do they get off, anyway?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on August 23, 2005, 03:06:01 pm
31 Westbound,
To downtown transit center.
Guess this is my stop!

Next up: fighting fire with fire
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 23, 2005, 03:13:27 pm
with conflagration
drastic measures sometimes mean
fighting fire with fire
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 23, 2005, 09:46:55 pm
[lops off eldora's head]

you've been warned.

* * *
 8 8


how can i argue
intelligent design with
non-intelligence?

next topic: the stiff penalties of not including a Next Topic
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: unlike_someone on August 24, 2005, 02:59:18 am
it is much safer
to go running with scissors
then face N'yo's wrath

Next Topic: Hot Topic
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on August 24, 2005, 03:44:54 am
At Hot Topic I
Buy boots and pink tiaras
and big cat slippers

NEXT, don't forget the next or else :roll:
or surfing the 'net headless, whichever you prefer :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 24, 2005, 07:41:55 am
"Surfin' while headless"
Unintelligible stuff
Wanna buy a car?

Next Topic: Name that tune!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 24, 2005, 07:47:59 am
What the fuck
Is the name of that
Goddamn song?

Next topic: "Its like putting AOL CD's into your microwave: it just works!"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 24, 2005, 08:19:46 am
Microwaves are bad!
Cooking poorly with weird light.
Radiation sucks!

[Air: Surfing on a rocket]

Next Topic: LMNO IS BACK!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2005, 06:36:02 pm
He returns, dragging
his act in a gunny sack
bunny gets to live.

Next topic:  anti-mod revolution.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 24, 2005, 06:38:39 pm
I think that's the first time I've seen rog post a haiku...


::ahem::

A place without rules!
Tubgirl/Goatse* forever!
WHY DID YUO BAN ME?


Next up - The occasional benefits of structure.



* I pronounce this "goat-sea".
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2005, 06:51:05 pm
Quote from: LMNO
I think that's the first time I've seen rog post a haiku...


::ahem::

A place without rules!
Tubgirl/Goatse* forever!
WHY DID YUO BAN ME?


Next up - The occasional benefits of structure.



* I pronounce this "goat-sea".


:lol:

(http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/icons/mittens.gif)

However, I have posted many haikus.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 24, 2005, 06:57:01 pm
My bad.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 25, 2005, 01:09:56 am
Quote from: LMNO
I think that's the first time I've seen rog post a haiku...


::ahem::

A place without rules!
Tubgirl/Goatse* forever!
WHY DID YUO BAN ME?


Next up - The occasional benefits of structure.



* I pronounce this "goat-sea".


This is the correct pronounciation.

Chaos and Order
Forties and fat blunts
This Haiku sucks.

Next topic: Why mainstream hip hop sucks.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on August 25, 2005, 02:21:46 pm
Where my bitches at?
Rollin on dubs, drinkin Cris,
I'm from the suburbs...




Next one:  The downside of starring in German fisting videos.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 26, 2005, 07:43:15 am
AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!
I think I just gave birth
TO YOUR HAND!!!

[Yea, you try counting syllables after that...]

Next Topic: Four more apples and no one cares
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 26, 2005, 08:10:43 am
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I have apple
Now I have four apple
Nobody cares.

Next topic:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y128/fnordiscordia/b967b329.jpg)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on August 26, 2005, 08:44:32 am
Fnord pads and bloody
gonads, pus, phlegm and strife is
what is expected.


Next topic: Eris
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 26, 2005, 08:46:50 am
Fake Goddess on high,
You give us the excuse we
need:  because I can.

Next poster can pick his/her own topic.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoopla! on August 26, 2005, 03:33:51 pm
The Good Revered
said write what you will and this
is all I could do
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 26, 2005, 07:14:49 pm
Next Topic: Why Baron von Hoopla thinks he is above the sacred rules of the Haiku post.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoopla! on August 26, 2005, 10:06:38 pm
baron von hoopla
being a discordian
makes up his own rules

next topic: why everyone else follows the rules so strictly
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 26, 2005, 10:20:09 pm
having no rules
and doing what you want to
is fun for a time

creativity
a clever way to get around
imposed restrictions

but even with focus
one must sometimes need
a break from
it all

next topic: write a coherent haiku without nouns
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 27, 2005, 01:42:14 am
shitting on fucking
while nounless fucking shitting occurs
without having
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: unlike_someone on August 27, 2005, 02:14:35 am
butterfly in the sky, i can fly twice as high, take a look it's in a book, it's reading rainbow

monarch butterfly
you flew into my windshield
now you are bug goo
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 27, 2005, 02:16:13 am
Next topic: Why didn't someone make a next topic?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 27, 2005, 02:59:39 am
she was into it
moment of fiery wit
she posts excited

Next Topic: Family Value  8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on August 27, 2005, 04:28:47 pm
You could get a buck
For the children, but the mom
will cost you double.

:D

Next topic  -  Christmas in September
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ahab the Atrocious on August 30, 2005, 07:33:18 pm
Christmas came early
Seems a polar shift
Hath fuckered up white Christmas
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ahab the Atrocious on August 30, 2005, 07:37:10 pm
Oops...breach in protocol! I forgot to select a topic...I will atone for this transgression by writing another haiku....

Topic: Einstein was a bit stodgy at times (no offense, I hope)--


Cards fall randomly
God does not play dice
But he loves Texas Hold'em


Next Topic: Symbolic logic is a pile of steaming hoo-ha
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on August 30, 2005, 08:18:02 pm
if logic is good
god will stop me from bashing
it's symbology

nest topic: counting Pi in your spare time (don't use numbers)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 31, 2005, 08:57:03 am
Another digit.
I guess I'm done for the day.
How many are left?

Next Topic: One out of Five believes the Sun revolves around the Earth.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Burning Trees on September 01, 2005, 04:30:58 pm
It's in the Bible
You cannot argue with God
The earth is flat too.

Next topic

Overzealous use of smilies.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 01, 2005, 04:33:05 pm
Look!  It's Eldora...
"hehehehehehehe.
Also, hehehe."


Next:  Why I'm being so mean lately.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 01, 2005, 05:35:14 pm
laughter is the best
medicine, LMNO
you need more of it
 :shock:  :P  :lol:  :twisted:

next: why are people so afraid to laugh and smile and express themselves with abundant smilies :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on September 14, 2005, 10:07:47 pm
my laughter is gold
yet i feel no need to bash
others' eyes with smiles

next topic: avoiding an UTI
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 14, 2005, 10:47:57 pm
What is UTI?
Ubar retarded idiot of course;
They're best ignored.

Next topic: WHY 4 DO UTI STEP?!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on September 15, 2005, 06:22:00 am
Prelude to a burn
you fucked the hot chick last night
not a UTI

Next: What do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 15, 2005, 06:39:03 am
Walmart equals store
Michael Jackson is a pedophile
These are different.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on September 15, 2005, 08:24:04 am
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!
Someone forgot a topic!
Now there shall be Doooooooooooom!!!

Next Topic: Superstitions regarding Greyface and why the reluctance to draw Greyface actually gives him a mysterious allure that can be damaging to future generations of Discordians.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on September 15, 2005, 03:32:43 pm
I've got Jesus
Yes i do, i got jesus
how about you?

noext topic: pubic elves...

{if you're still wondering, UTI is urinary tract infection  :twisted: }
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on September 16, 2005, 01:34:08 am
Elves fucking suck
TOA is a fucking mongoloid
So is Trees.

Next topic: Why ninjas are better than pirates.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on September 16, 2005, 03:19:26 pm
this does not exist:
a famous actor who chose
to play a ninja.


Next topic:  Why pirates are cooler than ninjas.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on September 16, 2005, 06:41:58 pm
shake ye bilges at der boats yarr!
taker down slow an deaser in th eb back with soem rum
and a bucket of jum
ro hoho ho me hearteys!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on September 17, 2005, 07:02:29 am
Mysteries are cool
I wish I knew what to write
Bruce Willis is old.

Next Topic: Of all the movies filmed in Pittsburgh, which one didn't suck?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Buddha's Ghost Penis on September 17, 2005, 07:07:34 am
CAMP KILL YOURSELF
IS THE NOT SUCK MOVIE
NOW TO GIGGLES!

NEXT TOPIC: UNFUNNY MULTIPLES MUST BE BANNED!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅ ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on September 23, 2005, 12:26:03 am
Masturbatory
Posting of inane drivel
So many shitheads.

Next: hallucinating hermaphroditic dinosaurs during a solar eclipse
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 25, 2005, 08:05:34 pm
female dinsaurs
used parthenogenesis
to procreate and

they saw sparkley lights
did they have migraines or was
it solar eclipse

next what's for dinner
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Open Bar on September 25, 2005, 09:00:13 pm
what is for dinner?
why, it's yummy lisagne!
i will not share this.



NT: why is everyone grouchy?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on September 26, 2005, 07:38:54 am
I am not grouchy.
I just want a trout picture
So I can publish!

Next Topic: A fish, a fish, a fishie-oh!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 26, 2005, 02:43:08 pm
Ernie: HERE FISHIE
Bert: here fishie, Ernie: yell
Bert: ARRRGGGHHH Ernie: Yeah

Ernie:  Yeah, like that
Bert:  HERE FISHIE, FISHIE, AHHH
OMG, it works

next:  Oscar the Grouch
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on September 27, 2005, 01:03:19 am
why am  a grouch?
the smack has run out you see,
i am a junkie!

that's why i'm all green
and my teeth are falling out
and live in the trash

Next Topic: Why Hemorrhoids and Assorted Anal Pus Sacs
are better than my haiku
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on October 06, 2005, 07:19:22 am
I have no idea
How to answer that topic.
So I won't bother.

Next Topic: SONNET!

First Line: "How do I pwn thee? Let me count the ways..."
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on October 06, 2005, 08:22:18 pm
Quote from: the other anonymous
I have no idea
How to answer that topic.
So I won't bother.

Next Topic: SONNET!

First Line: "How do I pwn thee? Let me count the ways..."


Nope.

Haikus or you will face the Satisfaction GUARANTEED committee.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on October 06, 2005, 08:29:44 pm
hiakus only or
Satisfaction GUARANTEED
committee gets you
 :evil:

Next, we have rules here?  when did that happen  :lol:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on October 06, 2005, 08:46:12 pm
It's been said before.
Look for some haiku I wrote
Using "remonstrance".

Next up: that little sprig of parsley on your plate of IHOP food
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ahab the Atrocious on October 22, 2005, 01:04:43 pm
Oh verdant garnish!
Adorn mine pancacke
With resplendent pulchritude

Next topic: Those magnificent mitochondria...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on October 22, 2005, 04:46:27 pm
mitochondria
have dna so we can
trace populations

next what color hair do pirates have?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Ahab the Atrocious on October 22, 2005, 11:30:39 pm
Pirates note with care
Beard length and color
Few cop to a head of hair

El topico proximo es.....Oh that wacky Orpheus!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on October 23, 2005, 12:04:51 am
just a head he was,
Orpheus the Argonaut
on shores of Lesbos

Next wtf is up with the Greeks  :twisted:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on November 12, 2005, 06:51:30 am
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
just a head he was,
Orpheus the Argonaut
on shores of Lesbos

Next wtf is up with the Greeks  :twisted:


Made Democracy.
Didn't like to pay teachers.
Don't trust the old men.

Next Topic: How lame is my Tarot/Font?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Doctor on November 12, 2005, 06:57:32 am
Fonts are never lame
They just need a little help
formatting sometimes.

Next topic: How did that get up there?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: neongenesis816 on November 14, 2005, 12:50:39 am
Hey that thing up there
Wearing not any underwears
Don't POOP ON MY HEAD!

Next topid: Edible Lego's?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 14, 2005, 12:51:40 am
Quote from: neongenesis816
Hey that thing up there
Wearing not any underwears
Don't POOMP ON MY HEAD!

Next topid: Edible Lego's?


Fixed.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: neongenesis816 on November 14, 2005, 12:56:15 am
Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, Black
Crunchy, Chewey, And They Are
Going to choke YOU!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on November 14, 2005, 07:29:23 am
The Legos: Eaten
The Message Board: Delicious
The Next Topic: Lost

The Next Topic: Lost
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on November 14, 2005, 07:42:46 am
LOL omfg,
wtf  teh fuxx1ng map
I CANT FIND UR H0USE

Next topic: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Doctor on November 14, 2005, 08:13:30 am
English, we mourn thee
Internet has wrought your end
j00 5h411 b3 4v3ng3d!11!!!!1!


Next topic: You got a tattoo WHERE?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: neongenesis816 on November 14, 2005, 07:03:31 pm
On My Big Fat Ass
My Girlfriends Name Jennifer
Too Bad Shes A Man

Next topic:  grilled cheese and catholic mass.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on November 14, 2005, 07:36:07 pm
Now that's what I call
A proper Sunday, virgins
and cheese on toast.

 :twisted:

Next topic: I thought it was Pepto-Bismol.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: neongenesis816 on November 14, 2005, 07:40:13 pm
Oh My God That Was
An Intense Shitting Session
Please Save Me From Poo!!!

Next Topic:  Shampoo for DINNER!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on November 14, 2005, 07:41:49 pm
Put a little salt,
Garlic, basil, they won't know
It's Head and Shoulders!

 8)

Next topic: Perforate this!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fizzwitz Glorypoop on November 15, 2005, 02:52:26 am
Like funny scissors
This made more sense in my head
I'm very confused

Next topic: Who is The Mgt?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Horab Fibslager on November 15, 2005, 04:44:47 am
soem lady named
lauryn an ipod for hubby
she probaly laughs at us.


next topic - what do i have against haiku anyway?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 15, 2005, 09:04:34 am
Wah wah, wah wah wah.
Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah.
Wah, wah wah wah wah.

Next topic: WTF happened to BGP?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cain on November 15, 2005, 10:21:12 am
He did die going
to the heavens themselves with
a fearful "weeooh?"

Next topic: How to cure a cola addiction.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on November 15, 2005, 10:22:39 am
To this day
Scientists have no cute
For teh cola

Next: Moist post-coital limp penis.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Hoshiko on November 16, 2005, 06:09:30 am
Cute? WTF, tnord?
Moist post-coital limp penis
Is a great band name

Next Topic:

Why these boots are made for walkin' and not for bludgeoning people to death for freudian slips.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on November 16, 2005, 06:18:06 am
hoshi,  I think  these
boots are  for bludgeoning them
for freudian slips.

Next, chocolate, dark or milk?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on November 16, 2005, 06:33:59 am
I like chocolate,
the way I like my women,
stuffed in a box.

next topic: a dollar cant stretch very far.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on November 16, 2005, 04:30:27 pm
a piece of elastic
can stretch further than a dollar
under falling leaves


next topic - chestnuts have a high carbohydrate content
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: neongenesis816 on November 16, 2005, 07:11:11 pm
Chestnuts make butts big
But they taste so good to me
Fuck carbohydrates

Next topic:  Uh oh, I burned the human corpse we are having for dinner!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on November 16, 2005, 08:11:21 pm
Fuck!  It baked too long!
Guests just said that's the last time
They'll have my babies.


Next up: psilocybin
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Doctor on November 16, 2005, 08:36:35 pm
Uptight customers
Should be given pizza with
This kind of mushroom.

 :twisted:

Next topic: Windbreakers
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on November 16, 2005, 09:53:42 pm
(Um, I'll defer to someone who's actually dealt in the stuff, but I'd expect that to be a little expensive for a prank, especially compared to the price of one's own semen.)

Useful, pretty, but
when they're worn around your waist,
they keep your farts *in*!

Next up: The price of vanity
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cain on November 16, 2005, 09:57:10 pm
Twenty nine dollars and
Ninety nine cents for post and
package, not costly.

Next up, the folly of drinking beer on the internet
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on November 16, 2005, 11:06:59 pm
drank too much beer, now
I've found a stranger for sex
hope she's not a man

 8)

next: silk boxers under leather pants
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on November 17, 2005, 02:17:45 am
If Jim Morrison
wore silk boxers, his leather
might have smelled better

Next:  Dead rock star age
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on December 01, 2005, 05:29:23 pm
I can't think of anything for that subject, so I'm going to do one on Cthulu eating a dead rock star.

Slobbering drooling
Suctioning tentacles lash
Delicious, spangled pants

Next up: Voodoo Doll
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The seer on December 01, 2005, 05:34:09 pm
Oh Do me Hoodoo!
Stick me, Prick me, make it bleed
Magic S and M

Next Topic: Postmodern impressionism and it's effects on reality TV and copper prices.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on December 02, 2005, 12:16:31 pm
Quote from: The seer
Oh Do me Hoodoo!
Stick me, Prick me, make it bleed
Magic S and M

Next Topic: Postmodern impressionism and it's effects on reality TV and copper prices.


Andrew C. Bulhak
Wrote about this very subject
with a yacc grammar.

[edit: but my grammar still outputs eight syllables on occasion...]

Next Topic: Something we haven't heard before...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The seer on December 02, 2005, 02:21:04 pm
Colours you can't see
Experience the future
Before it appears


Next Topic: The meditation of the hotdog.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Malaul on December 02, 2005, 03:03:39 pm
Ohmmmm whats inside this
animal vegitable or
Mineral Ohmmmmmmmmmmm Ohmmmmmmmmmm


NT - Accept no immitations
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The seer on December 02, 2005, 03:06:42 pm
Feel the beating heart
Understand that it shall break
Nothing is perfect

NT - The eagles and the christian church :P
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on December 02, 2005, 03:15:31 pm
Xtians should rejoice!
Don Henley's band proved that hell
Hath frozen over.

NT: Chicken nooodle soup
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on January 30, 2006, 07:57:59 am
CHICKEN SOUP ROXXORZ!!!!!
(Yes, you should pronounce the "orz".)
CAN OPENER!! NOW!!!

Next Topic: The P is not silent!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Zurtok Khan on January 30, 2006, 08:55:57 am
Penelope poked pimples
til she bled to death on a
bed of purple pimpernells.

Next:  Can you Masturbait too much?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Doctor on January 30, 2006, 09:10:41 am
It's probably wise
To stop when your arm snaps off
And falls to to the floor.

If you go too hard
It won't be your arm breaking
But your little leg.

 :D

The next topic is neither next nor a topic. Discuss.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on January 31, 2006, 06:31:03 am
This topic is not.
This next haiku ain't a haiku.
Also it's not next.

Next Topic: Oh crap, it was a haiku.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Doctor on January 31, 2006, 07:09:36 am
Meant to write sonnet
But ran out of syllables
Guess I'll do haiku.


Next topic: The sandwich that ate itself
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Z on January 31, 2006, 12:09:17 pm
There is nothing there.
One time there was a sandwich.
It was Ham on Rye.

Next Topic:
Charles Bukowski is an asshole.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on February 01, 2006, 07:39:56 am
Those Words He Write Keep
Him From Total Madness, But
They Make Me Crazy.

Next Topic: Dead Friends We Only Knew Online (Who Aren't Mindpixel)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: agent compassion on February 01, 2006, 07:41:42 pm
5 years, then 10 pass
Don't miss him, he was an ass
Still, it kind of sucks.

Next topic: New teeth.

 8)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 02, 2006, 04:32:49 am
one gold, one dimond
platinum and silver shining
my teeth are pimped out

next: free bacon
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on February 02, 2006, 10:04:52 am
I WANT FREE BACON!!!
I am becoming a troll.
Woe is my net-rep!

Next Topic: How soon before someone pwns my ass yet again?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on February 14, 2006, 08:38:23 am
A little PostScript
Makes creativity flow
No more troll (for now)

Next Topic: We discuss the double entendre of "creativity flowing"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Irreverend Hugh, KSC on February 14, 2006, 10:32:28 am
Hey! That's not haiku!
You're just counting syllables!
Stop that this instant!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅ ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on February 14, 2006, 09:48:23 pm
...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on February 15, 2006, 09:08:23 am
THERE ARE RULES, DAMMIT!
Rules were meant to be broken,
but this is a game!

Next Topic: Games are meant to be played!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on February 15, 2006, 03:10:34 pm
This "CandyLand" box
Makes a crappy paperweight.
Maybe we should play?

Next: BrandyLand
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅ ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on February 15, 2006, 11:06:45 pm
...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on February 16, 2006, 03:43:32 am
I lust for
My cupboard's sexy sexy drawers
My friends laugh

Next topic: I'm not entirely sure that was a haiku.....
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 16, 2006, 04:14:04 am
five- seven five, fn0rd
this is the proper structure
for writing haiku

next topic

discordian haiku: 5-23-5
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cain on February 16, 2006, 07:11:56 am
Twenty three!  Pineal Gland
LOL! We know its all made up
So just please shut up!

Why Is Turd so against poetry?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 16, 2006, 08:42:17 pm
not against poetry
it's just that 99 percent
of it sucks rancid ass

next: sitting on your hand until it falls asleep so you can give yourself "the stranger"
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Merchantoftolbi on February 20, 2006, 05:27:33 am
Walks relentlessly
Coquettish and nonchalant
Providence it seeks

(That's supposed to either describe the passage of time or a prostitute.)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2006, 05:58:16 am
Quote from: Merchantoftolbi
Walks relentlessly
Coquettish and nonchalant
Providence it seeks

(That's supposed to either describe the passage of time or a prostitute.)


Um, you = 1 dumbass.  Please to read teh rules.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: doubtless incident on February 20, 2006, 07:57:56 pm
"always follow rules.
verily dumbassness stinks,"
so grumbles teh roger



write one about original sin
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on February 21, 2006, 01:38:47 pm
You are born evil.
Sell your soul to me for salvation.
Or your Haikus won't fit the syllable count.

Next Topic: Collapsing Coal Mines in the Rust Belt
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 21, 2006, 03:29:57 pm
I hear there's an open
mineshaft just outside Pittsburgh
you should go explore it

next: your worthless college degree
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Merchantoftolbi on February 21, 2006, 03:34:58 pm
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Merchantoftolbi
Walks relentlessly
Coquettish and nonchalant
Providence it seeks

(That's supposed to either describe the passage of time or a prostitute.)


Um, you = 1 dumbass.  Please to read teh rules.

I do not see any rules. All it says is about a next-thread topic, and I followed that.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cain on February 21, 2006, 03:39:26 pm
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
I hear there's an open
mineshaft just outside Pittsburgh
you should go explore it

next: your worthless college degree


Please learn to say "do
you want fries with that" because
English is just crap

Next: Merchantoftolbi cannt follow rules
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 21, 2006, 03:43:36 pm
Merchant of tolbi's last haiku
had nothing to do with the topic I laid out for him
what a schmuck.

next: my hate-o-meter is nudging into the red. watch for my blown hate-valve sometime this week.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on February 21, 2006, 04:54:33 pm
Anticipation
We can see the clouds beyond
The rain looks right angry.

next:  write a suggestive one about Cheney and Quayle (not a quail)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅ ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on February 21, 2006, 09:54:40 pm
Powerful men fondle
Their guns waiting for kids to
Shoot with potatoes.

Next: pelvic floor muscles. . .
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on February 22, 2006, 03:58:23 pm
Feet up on the chair,
Breathe and press, scrunch in the knees;
Ah, psoas release.

Next up: weinerschnitzel!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cain on February 22, 2006, 04:00:56 pm
Jack Black did ask once
"where's my fucking schnitzel" of Kyle
Do not leave them alone.

Why food thiefs should be hung by the thumbs
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on February 23, 2006, 02:08:57 am
woe! it is lunch time
some bitch just ate my sandwich.
thumb screws anyone?

next: the coolness of medieval torture devices
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iranon on February 27, 2006, 01:16:54 am
The Iron Maiden,
The rack, the thumbscrews, the lash,
Make my day brighter.

Next: On chocolate mousse.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on March 30, 2006, 10:04:58 pm
No Heathens Abound
In The Loyal Order Of
The Chocolate Mousse

Next: Speculations on the (un)importance of eating chicken.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on March 31, 2006, 12:13:24 am
Quote from: Prater Festwo
No Heathens Abound
In The Loyal Order Of
The Chocolate Mousse

Next: Speculations on the (un)importance of eating chicken.


the theta chapter
of S S O O K N
like to eat chicken


next: ryan seacrest - gay or dating terri hatcher? (or both!)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on March 31, 2006, 02:20:45 am
you must be confused...
Not dating Terri Hatcher
rather, Howie Long

next: who would lose in a fight: James Taylor or Art Garfunkel?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on March 31, 2006, 03:41:43 pm
Taylor/Garfunkel:
Match-up of the century -
EVERYBODY WINS!

Next haiku is on the same topic, because this one sucks. :)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on April 01, 2006, 04:32:58 pm
You don't have a friend
Garfunkel kills James Taylor
The Sound of Silence


NT: something about a moose
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 01, 2006, 04:44:40 pm
there's a law in Maine
against unlawful posession
of a gift moose

next: Girls Gone Wild in Murmansk
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on April 01, 2006, 05:13:06 pm
the polar bear's cock
should fit quite comfortably
in russian whore's ass

next: something comforting for the poor russian whore

bonus-haiku which i stole from the net somewhere, but i like it:

fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you snow
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on April 01, 2006, 07:04:06 pm
amputee mutters
chameleon following
pomegranate seals

next up: nonsense
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on April 03, 2006, 07:32:39 pm
I like marshmallows
The purple fish likes turkey gravy
Look Out For That Tree!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on April 03, 2006, 07:33:23 pm
Oh yeah, next: Death to Smoochy
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on April 03, 2006, 09:01:06 pm
Who Coulda Guessed that
The Irish Mafia Has
A 'Tardish Boxer?

Next Topic: Why No One In Other Movies Is Ever Ever Ever Afraid of the Irish Mafia
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on April 03, 2006, 09:29:09 pm
Oh no they're coming.
Quick, throw a Guiness at them.
Okay, let's walk now.

next:  Death to Carrot Top.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 04, 2006, 08:40:36 am
Carrot Top
is
A fucktard, worse than
that one guy who
i hate
I will probably eventually pwn him in a jihad filled with amazing fury and caustic hilarity

next topic: That wasn't a haiku.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on April 06, 2006, 02:55:13 am
haiku rhymes with poo
five seven five, your haiku fails
kill carrot top anyway

next: soap bubbles floating through a used car lot
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on April 06, 2006, 05:03:30 am
used car lot
bubbles floating
nobody is on the discordian website

next -
why is nobody around?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 06, 2006, 05:16:50 am
PD.com caught
what the sandbox had and it
fucking imploded

Next topic: That wasn't a haiku either, nice try though. So, jihad?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on April 06, 2006, 10:13:59 am
so, jihad
how are you doing?
it has been a while

next - apocalypse right now
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 06, 2006, 06:56:24 pm
I'm not talking about
a Francis Ford Coppola movie.
This is real life.

next: the thought police
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on April 06, 2006, 07:37:57 pm
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
I'm not talking about
a Francis Ford Coppola movie.
This is real life.

next: the thought police


the thought police came to get me
but they started vomiting
after what they saw

next - the middle finger
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 06, 2006, 08:52:06 pm
outside the White House
they think W is number one
oops, wrong finger

next: marooned on an island with Emeril
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on April 06, 2006, 08:56:49 pm
what good is a cook
when there is nothing to cook?
we killed him the first night


next - VHS tapes
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on April 07, 2006, 12:53:41 am
rewind, forward, pause
why is there snow in Key West?
Goddamnit! Tracking!

next: Remember those giant laser disks?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on April 07, 2006, 04:13:56 am
Those things could
take off
somebody's fucking head

Next: That wasn't a haiku either, wtf? Dirty filthy pornography.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on April 07, 2006, 03:30:48 pm
what else is there to do
when you have no clothes on?
i was never good at counting syllables

next - killing people accidentally
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on April 07, 2006, 05:54:58 pm
accidental death
or premeditated murder?
results matter, not methods

next: a large reggae festival in a state full of honkies
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bella on April 07, 2006, 08:10:09 pm
Helena. Bella
drowning in a sea of drunk
cowboys in tie dye.

Next up: Philadelphia cream cheese
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on April 08, 2006, 02:40:31 am
I Do not like it.
But my daughter really does.
Crazy kids these days.

Next:  Stephen Hawking in a Mosh Pit.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on April 08, 2006, 04:42:47 am
all you could see left
was a busted up wheel chair
with one wheel spinning

next - dampness
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on April 08, 2006, 04:25:14 pm
Quote from: LHX
all you could see left
was a busted up wheel chair
with one wheel spinning

next - dampness



[two thumbs up]

 :D

what a fantastic last line
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅ ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 01, 2006, 06:53:13 pm
The lively forum's
Hidden like noble priest stool,
Can we still smell it?


Next: Bill Maher's head
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on May 02, 2006, 04:24:24 pm
if you need reason
to not take things serious
look at bill mahers head


next up - putting effort into things
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 02, 2006, 11:43:42 pm
x x x x x
x x x x x x x
x x x x x

Next: Swollen prostate
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on May 03, 2006, 02:38:21 am
i tried hard to piss
i even ate cranberries
but nothing came out


next up
OMG LOL WTF
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 03, 2006, 04:05:20 am
ear bbq with hot old
loose anal sex using
baseball bats

Next topic: Lets go smoke some pot.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on May 03, 2006, 10:09:30 am
but what about the
trace amounts in germany
so i heard from friends

next: most fcuked up terry gilliams movie ever
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on May 03, 2006, 02:10:16 pm
Time Bandits: Midgets
Chased by evil overlord.
Who though that one up?

Next.  Hangover remedys.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on May 03, 2006, 03:13:54 pm
I've heard menudo
works, but make sure it's the soup,
not the '80's band!

Next up: toenails
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: ͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅ ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on May 03, 2006, 09:22:55 pm
Devils in toenails?  
Costly drugs in your body?
I say, fuck toenails.


Next: Emergence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergence) in bathrooms.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on May 22, 2006, 09:06:35 pm
If we could all poo
together we could be more
than the sum of poo

Next Topic: No-Topic, like No-Mind
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on May 23, 2006, 12:19:32 am
HIMEOBS HAS ZEN THOUGHT
NOTHING SPLATTERS ASS CANONS
LIKE BINGOS PHALUS

Next Topic: Buddha still has a ghost penis living in your cereal.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on May 23, 2006, 03:13:00 am
that thing protruding
from your morning cereal
is not banana

next - even machines need love
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: putz on May 26, 2006, 12:04:32 am
neglected diodes
and unoiled joints aching,
the robots revolt


spontaneous combustion
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on May 29, 2006, 02:35:02 pm
embarassed - he tried
to explain his premature
ejaculation

next up - i think nobody is online because it is a US holiday
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on May 29, 2006, 04:10:00 pm
they died so you could
ignore looming fascism.
Hey, let's play horseshoes!

on deck: how Kanye West played himself
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: deet on May 29, 2006, 04:25:29 pm
Quote from: East Coast Hustle
they died so you could
ignore looming fascism.
Hey, let's play horseshoes!

on deck: how Kanye West played himself


"I am a black guy.
The President hates us all.
Oh, I am opressed."

next, driving on the freeway
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on July 05, 2006, 06:12:35 am
Don't you cut me off
Cause I still have mortar shells
And no one's watching

next: embarrasing sex stories
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 05, 2006, 07:19:24 am
Quote from: Felix
Don't you cut me off
Cause I still have mortar shells
And no one's watching

next: embarrasing sex stories


my entire sex life
is sitting in my closet
it's polyester

Next Topic: Did anyone actually read Apotheosis Psycherotica?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on July 05, 2006, 05:24:56 pm
Apotheosis?
Psycherotica? whats that?
no one gives a fuck!

next topic: removing your spleen with a fork in siberia
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Felix on July 07, 2006, 02:48:39 am
Nuclear winter comes;
We need to make provisions.
Got your forks?  GET HIM!!


Next topic: HIMEOBS vs Ratzinger
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 08, 2006, 04:19:27 am
Haikus have been lost.
Damn you, vengeful net tubes!
I missed a syllable.

Next Topic: Odds on when the next crash will occur.
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Starship, take me on August 08, 2006, 06:45:10 am
Damn Discordia
Praying mantis plus data base
A day, a lifetime?

NEXT:  Redheaded Japanese woman invents photon transmogrifier
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 08, 2006, 09:47:19 pm
FUCK SHIT! MY HAIKU IS GONE! THAT WAS THE BEST FUCKING THING I EVER WROTE! FUCK YOU phpBB!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 08, 2006, 09:47:39 pm
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 09, 2006, 12:43:13 am
Next Topic: MGD's lust-filled affair with phpBB...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on August 09, 2006, 03:06:55 am
phpBB
WAYSA?
KYSFTB
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 09, 2006, 03:11:35 am
Quote from: LHX
phpBB
WAYSA?
KYSFTB


:potd:
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Michal on August 09, 2006, 03:11:51 am
Quote from: LHX
phpBB
WAYSA?
KYSFTB


All of the acronyms I don't know and would appreciate being explained, in one convenient location!
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 09, 2006, 03:24:55 am
Quote from: Lady Godiva
Quote from: LHX
phpBB
WAYSA?
KYSFTB


All of the acronyms I don't know and would appreciate being explained, in one convenient location!


Acronymn unknown
Where is the google search, please?
This is the last line.

phpBB: PHP Bulletin Board (PHP==programming language)
WAYSA?: Why are you still alive?
KYSFTB: Kill yourself, fuck the body

Next Topic: HIMGIU: how much does my idea suck?
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Michal on August 09, 2006, 03:38:38 am
Quote from: the other anonymous
Quote from: Lady Godiva
Quote from: LHX
phpBB
WAYSA?
KYSFTB


All of the acronyms I don't know and would appreciate being explained, in one convenient location!


Acronymn unknown
Where is the google search, please?
This is the last line.

phpBB: PHP Bulletin Board (PHP==programming language)
WAYSA?: Why are you still alive?
KYSFTB: Kill yourself, fuck the body


Thank you. :)
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on August 09, 2006, 03:43:55 pm
Quote from: Machine Grind Dream
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!1


fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you snow
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 09, 2006, 08:03:03 pm
There's no Haiku Game
We all ignore the two rules:
Haiku, Next Topic

Next Topic: PDdC crached and everyone forgot how to behave...
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on August 09, 2006, 11:03:46 pm
o no i forget
forum etiquette so i
act like a retard

next topic - this was the correct haiku
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 09, 2006, 11:08:42 pm
ifthathaikuhad2wheelsandanengineitwouldbeamotorcy cle

Next topic: MGD's haiku that got erased was the best shit ever written, ever
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on August 09, 2006, 11:16:44 pm
MGD's haiku that got
erased was the best
shit ever written, ever

Next topic: MGD's haiku that got erased was the best shit ever written, ever
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 09, 2006, 11:28:01 pm
My haiku was so gnar
it was like radar
it even followed haiku grammar
lol, haiku

Next topic: MGD's haiku that got erased was the best shit ever written, ever
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 10, 2006, 12:12:24 am
An erased haiku?
Was it ever really real?
If so, post again.

Next Topic: The Best Haiku Ever or, if unavailable, a Tribute to The Best Haiku Ever by Jack Black
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 10, 2006, 12:16:49 am
My haiku was so gnar
it was like radar
it even followed haiku grammar
lol, crashing boards

Next topic: MGD's haiku that got erased was the best shit ever written, ever
Title: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on August 10, 2006, 12:24:18 am
MGD's haiku that got
erased was the best
shit ever written, ever

Next topic: MGD's haiku that got erased was the best shit ever written, ever
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on August 17, 2006, 06:05:06 pm
Wilford Brimley is
The one who is guilty of
Eating the Haiku. 

Next:
Daniel Craig, worst troll evar.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on August 18, 2006, 03:10:51 am
Punk named Craig came by
blowing shit out of his ass
Monsoon for HIMEOBS

Edit:

Next: Latest Member:  Frond Dishlock?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 18, 2006, 03:42:52 am
Frond Dishlock, member.
Average Post Count: Never.
(Craig not troll, is SPAM?)

Next Topic: The Difference Between Trolls and Spam?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on August 18, 2006, 06:51:56 pm
All spam is trollish
All troll is not spamish
lol, I fucked up the haiku

Next topic: MGD's haiku that got erased was the best shit ever written, ever
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 18, 2006, 07:48:17 pm
You gotta let go
Hey, man, life goes on, relax
You gotta let go

Next Topic: In 2001 AD, WAR WAS BEGINNING...
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on August 18, 2006, 10:21:37 pm
Cue on music;
lock'n'load, dogfaced fuckpawn,
War of the aeon

Next: Daft punk- "Rock.  Robot Rock"
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Frond Dishlock on August 21, 2006, 07:16:03 am
Daft punk "Rock. Robot Rock".

Stolen elements,
or recontextualised?
Pentagon or gram?

next: The number 36
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on August 22, 2006, 02:08:46 pm
Thirty Six is a
Threesome of twelves with strap ons
Math BDSM ftw!!!

Next: A breakfast of Frosted Flakes and Meth. 
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 23, 2006, 07:22:28 am
Let them get soggy
Dentistry cannot cope with
Methamphetamines

Next Topic: Stephen Colbert locked out of bridge naming: Pwned by Hungary!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 07:45:21 pm
haiku is easy
so are you you fucking slut
damn the government
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on August 23, 2006, 08:08:57 pm
You're supposed to make a haiku about whatever the last guy said to, then designate what the next guy will write about.

Doesn't he get it?
This is an inclusive game
Perhaps try again.

Next haiku: Weight loss ads
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 08:20:11 pm
You're supposed to make a haiku about whatever the last guy said to, then designate what the next guy will write about.

Doesn't he get it?
This is an inclusive game
Perhaps try again.

Next haiku: Weight loss ads

i misread ..... sorry
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 08:23:13 pm
weight loss ads all day
is this how we view ourselves
perhaps we're all thin

next topic: Hobbits Furry Feet
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on August 23, 2006, 08:57:29 pm
I knew a hobbit
who was quite vain of his feet
yet wouldn't shave them

next: pig orgasms, esp. the long duration thereof
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: davznothere on August 23, 2006, 09:08:59 pm
oh swine cums juicey
as the bacon rolls ripples
at length there is ham
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on August 23, 2006, 09:28:31 pm
davznothere has trouble
counting out his syllables
try an abacus

next:  abba and abacus
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on August 23, 2006, 10:51:25 pm
davznothere has trouble
counting out his syllables
try an abacus

next:  abba and abacus

The first line has six syllables.  Irony strikes again.  :lol:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 23, 2006, 11:44:14 pm
You are the counting
queen, odd and even, only
seventeen - it's prime!

Next Topic: Dave's lack of Next Topics (we'll hit him over the head with the rules till he plays along!)
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: LHX on August 24, 2006, 03:34:01 am
comprehension is
not one of the poor new guy's
strengths - maybe next life

next: lmao @ haiku rules
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on August 24, 2006, 03:50:48 am
Rule number one:
Discordian forums rule.
lol, haiku rules
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: davznothere on August 24, 2006, 07:21:15 am

Next Topic: Dave's lack of Next Topics (we'll hit him over the head with the rules till he plays along!)


speaking of ironic
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 24, 2006, 08:46:18 am

Next Topic: Dave's lack of Next Topics (we'll hit him over the head with the rules till he plays along!)


speaking of ironic

Hey! Don't post a New Topic without a haiku pertaining to the previous Next Topic (ie, the Current Topic)!

irony is not
well-defined, often abused
by mainstream culture

Next Topic: Cheech and Chong: does anyone remember?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: davznothere on August 24, 2006, 05:13:03 pm
Davz Not Here says Chong
As Cheech his stash so well hid
upon doors he bangs

next topis: the oppression of creativity by silly rules that really have no applicable use
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 24, 2006, 05:19:44 pm
Davz Not Here says Chong
As Cheech his stash so well hid
upon doors he bangs

next topis: the oppression of creativity by silly rules that really have no applicable use

Next Topis? NEXT TOPIS!!??

The Rules of Haiku
Are good and just, davz not here,
Keep the game going

Next Topic: What's a Topis?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on August 24, 2006, 05:31:26 pm
it is that thing there.
beware, for it smells quite bad
it stains like a mo fo

next:  Kip Winger = best musician evar!!!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: davznothere on August 24, 2006, 05:46:36 pm
it is that thing there.
beware, for it smells quite bad
it stains like a mo fo

next:  Kip Winger = best musician evar!!!

Oh Kip wings in his
yellow striped and hugging pants
how lame yet i'm awed

next topic: xanex, zoloft and ritilin oh my !
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on August 24, 2006, 08:07:20 pm
When I was in school
They tried to give me their drugs
But mom said FUCK OFF

Next Topic: Parker Lewis Can't Lose
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on September 20, 2006, 11:34:45 am
Next Topic: Parker Lewis Can't Lose

as i toss a load
"Who is this Parker Lewis?"
graces my grey brain

Next Topic: sit and twirl
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy on September 24, 2006, 02:59:44 pm
As I sit and twirl
What a lucky little girl
with my  sit and spin


next topic:  Larry, Curly and Moe, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on October 22, 2006, 01:45:46 pm
Rhyming verse sucks ass
non rhyming also sucks ass
Haiku pwns j00r base

4-5-4 word
5-7-5 syllable
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: SiO2NaClH2oHgSetc. on October 22, 2006, 02:07:35 pm
now the haiku game
rise slumbering lumberjacks
game the haiku now
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on October 23, 2006, 03:46:53 am
now the haiku game
rise slumbering lumberjacks
game the haiku now

ell oh ell thread ruined
no next topic
now no one can do haiku

Next Topic: Clutch (the band)
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Benaclypse on October 23, 2006, 03:52:17 am
Fading to clutch,
And braking your face,
Is the music of the masses.

P.S.: Destroy all humans!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on October 23, 2006, 03:57:56 am
You forgot the next topic.  :-(
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Benaclypse on October 23, 2006, 04:03:44 am
Er... N.T.: Destroy All Humans!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 23, 2006, 04:15:28 am
Er... N.T.: Destroy All Humans!

Too many hoomans
Give me a flamethrower now
I will fix this shit.

NT:  Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 23, 2006, 06:07:21 am
it's a long word, but
not as long as that stupid word
in Mary Poppins.

NT: Rumsfeld falls in love
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on October 23, 2006, 06:19:46 am
Dear heart, there's never enough
The memories we do share
Oh, money!  Money!!

NT: "Typical" discordian psychobabble
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: East Coast Hustle on October 23, 2006, 06:27:26 am
LIEK, Z-O-M-G!
TWENTYTHREEPINEALGLAND
LOL! HAIL ERIS!

NT: Mt. Vesuvius vs. "morning after too much Budweiser" ass
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Messier Undertree on December 04, 2006, 03:54:14 am
Herculaneum
Lager makes anus of fire
Gotta stop this shit

NT: Midget porn and HIMEOBS
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Starship, take me on December 04, 2006, 04:45:15 am
"Don Juan" Thumb bangs Eve
Exoatmospheric kill
What a money shot

NT:  Sabotaging Wal-Mart urinals in a faux-suede shirt
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Narwhal9 on December 05, 2006, 11:57:08 pm
In a faux-suide shirt
I urinate all over
The display toilets

----

next topic: drinking too much coffee
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Suu on December 06, 2006, 12:32:20 am
Awake I ponder
a diuretic it is
pissing my day off

NT: Blow up dolls
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on December 07, 2006, 12:31:20 pm
Blow up dolls are good
But only as a gag-gift
I prefer RealDoll

Next Topic: "Next Topic" vs "NT"
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on December 07, 2006, 05:26:25 pm
Brevity is good
In the long run anyway
FTW

next topic:

"being polite when you really don't want to"
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Suu on December 07, 2006, 05:39:02 pm
I force a smile
But really I just want to
tell you to fuck off

Next topic: Bill Stickers is innocent.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Starship, take me on December 08, 2006, 06:28:52 pm
C4 charges blow
Bill Stickers rejoins the world
Not fucking guilty

NT: Getting a free blender, legally
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on December 09, 2006, 04:48:39 am
Just tell your parents
I swear i'll give it back soon
Margarita Time!

NT- a series of tubes
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Messier Undertree on December 11, 2006, 09:05:57 am
Like I said before
It is not a fucking truck
Teh tubes of teh webs

Next Topic: Fat Ethiopian midwives
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 11, 2006, 09:23:28 am
Desert storm cloud
Fight for sandpit rights
bounce baby bounce

NT: Extracting wasps from stings in flight
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: dontblameyoko on December 13, 2006, 01:28:08 am
I grab their stingers
They don't like me very much
I cannot blame them.

NT: Kumquats.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Suu on December 13, 2006, 03:37:32 am
Little orange fruit
They scatter in my backyard
I throw them at cars

NT: The Nutcracker Suite
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Knig Bonifaz on December 15, 2006, 08:17:33 am
A fairy ballet
But where is the fat lady?
I prefer Polka

NT: He-Man
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on December 15, 2006, 10:00:33 am
and thus, he-man said
by the power of greyskull
i have the power

(duh what a cop-out)

NT: the last thing you thought of before waking up
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 15, 2006, 01:40:32 pm
Wake up dude
it's time to go
back to sleep

NT: Alice coopers mom
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Suu on December 15, 2006, 05:20:59 pm
If you saw his mom
And thought his makeup was bad
He got it from her

(Eh...)

NT: Fruitcake.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Benaclypse on December 18, 2006, 04:10:44 am
Fruitcake is munchies,
Also eccentric nurds,
Both Discordian

NT: apocalyptic conservatives
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on December 18, 2006, 03:15:11 pm
NT: apocalyptic conservatives

Pump out all the oil!
Kill the atmosphere!  Who cares?
Jesus will fix it!

NT: failed holiday recipes
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Suu on December 18, 2006, 03:25:22 pm
Quote
Pump out all the oil!
Kill the atmosphere!  Who cares?
Jesus will fix it!

 :potd:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on December 18, 2006, 07:31:18 pm
NT: failed holiday recipes

This haiku is not
About fruitcake like you'd think.
Drink rancid egg nog!

NT: Drinking rancid egg nog.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Suu on December 18, 2006, 09:14:01 pm
I lift the cup to
My lips and then I realize
That it's rancid shit

NT: Helicopters
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on December 20, 2006, 05:55:20 pm
Helicopters fly
and sometimes they crash and burn
I do not like them.

NP:  being uninspired
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Suu on December 20, 2006, 06:04:12 pm
Rev'rend Whats-His-Name
Is uninspired by the
helicopter thing

NT: Spaghetti Sauce
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on December 20, 2006, 06:09:56 pm
Thank goodness for Shout
For those moments when your kid
Eats with her whole face.

NP:  LMNO Lurves the TSO
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on December 20, 2006, 06:40:21 pm
NP:  LMNO Lurves the TSO

When LMNO
Said he liked the TSO
He meant "Gay Cowboys".

NT: Big Gay Cowboys
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on December 20, 2006, 06:51:53 pm
Bmmm-tch.  Pt-t-tch.
Bmmm-tch.  Da nah nah.
Bmmm-tch.  Pt-t-tch.

NT: Onomatopoeia

Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on December 20, 2006, 06:54:09 pm
Bmmm-tch. Pt-t-tch.
Bmmm-tch. Da nah nah.
well, helloooo, sailor!

NT: Onomatopoeia





Fixed for extra gayness.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Suu on December 20, 2006, 08:42:51 pm
Buzz wack crash murmur
Bam bam bam boom hush shh crunch
Onomatopoeias yeah!

NT: Corn husks
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on December 20, 2006, 08:48:58 pm
Good for tamales
Bad for washing your new car
even worse as shoes.

NP:  Living in Cubicle World
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 20, 2006, 08:52:22 pm
Just me and pan
toilet roll is out
welcome to hell

NT: vicious circle
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Suu on December 20, 2006, 08:52:53 pm
Good for tamales
Bad for washing your new car
even worse as shoes.

NP: Living in Cubicle World

...Dude, you wear corn husks for shoes? WTF?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on December 21, 2006, 09:44:07 am
vicious circle

wake up, take a drink
beat my wife, pray to jesus
i am doing fine


NT: SSOOKN
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on December 21, 2006, 09:59:48 am
the semi secretTM
is best revealed by asking
your pineal gland

NT: radioactivity
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 21, 2006, 10:09:17 am
Turning the dial
to another sound
Dance a little

NT: frogmarching
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on December 21, 2006, 10:17:34 am
we will march on a
road of squashed frogs until our
new boots stop croaking

NT: fixing washing machines for ebook searchers
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Starship, take me on December 23, 2006, 05:37:13 pm
Molten lead spin cycle
Plus ten pounds Portland cement
Add wires and shit

NT:  Moammar Gaddafi's elite Amazonian bodyguard unit
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 23, 2006, 07:42:15 pm
Hail Libya
one tit for bow skills
tall ninja girls

NT: The ghost of Boris Yeltsin and his amazing prehensile penis
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:49:57 am
Haunting the Kremlin
Look out Reverend Roger!
What's that in your face?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bhode_Sativa on December 24, 2006, 10:50:33 am
Next topic, Escapism and Pursuit
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 24, 2006, 10:50:56 am
Haunting the Kremlin
Look out Reverend Roger!
What's that in your face?

No next topic. You fucking retard.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on December 24, 2006, 09:18:57 pm
Roger is vicious
He can not let a grudge go
His hate makes me smile

NT:  :lol:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Messier Undertree on December 24, 2006, 09:59:43 pm
Lulz, lolz, ha ha ha
This is teh funnay ha ha
hahahahaha

Next topic: MGD's haiku that got erased was the best shit ever written, ever
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 24, 2006, 10:17:31 pm
Never saw it
but I do believe
it was the best

NT: Bleeding potheads for cheap resin
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Suu on December 24, 2006, 11:17:50 pm
Cut their stoner throats
Turn them upside down and fucking drain
Serve with fine glassware

NT: A crosshair on your 5th grade teacher's skull
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 24, 2006, 11:53:23 pm
Something moving there
Disgruntled blue rinse old maid
Angry follicle

NT: Wish I was undead for christmas
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Suu on December 25, 2006, 12:04:54 am
The Z-War marches
On through the wintery night
SillyCybin leads

NT: Breaking your teeth on a roasted chestnut.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on December 25, 2006, 12:10:04 am
An old tradition
Roast and then call the dentist
Who the fuck eats these?

NT - Choose your own topic
        My christmas gift to you bards
         Don't let it suck ass
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 25, 2006, 02:23:12 am


NT - Choose your own topic
My christmas gift to you bards
Don't let it suck ass

Scream Pierces the Night
Rog fucks Chinese finger trap
Maria saves the day.

NT:  A heart full of hate.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 25, 2006, 03:48:32 am
A little beating
takes the edge of how i feel
think I'll beat some more

NT: Drunken suicide pact
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Messier Undertree on December 25, 2006, 07:14:33 pm
Drunk the last bottle
"Hey you guys! Let's kill ourselves!"
Repeat as needed

Next topic: The last straight sailor on Earth
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on December 25, 2006, 08:43:40 pm
offshore underwear
locked secure with sturdy chain
safe from the seamen

NT: The delicate sound of chainsaws
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on December 29, 2006, 06:00:56 am
Five hundred hours
And a paycheck's worth of gas
And now I'm deaf.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on December 30, 2006, 07:13:48 am
O furry my love,
Such a soft and tender coat!
Hey, is that a flee?

Next Topic: "Black Christmas"
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2006, 07:21:07 am
It is true that I
Don't care what the white man say,
Santa was Black, man

Next topic:  flouncing
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on December 30, 2006, 07:28:42 am
A stupid catch phrase
From a long forgotten show:
My name's Doug, and I'm outta here.

Next Topic: Should almost-haikus be allowed?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2006, 07:35:52 am
A stupid catch phrase
From a long forgotten show:
My name's Doug, and I'm outta here.

Next Topic: Should almost-haikus be allowed?

It's five-seven-five
learn to write a haiku, ass
Jesus, some people.

Next topic:  Unwarranted hostility.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on December 30, 2006, 07:43:19 am
I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
I guess she'll die.

Next Topic: Warranted Hostility
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on December 30, 2006, 07:59:33 am
I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
I guess she'll die.

Next Topic: Warranted Hostility


We have a warrant
Signed by a judge downtown
So "fuck off and die".

Next topic:  Post-Keynesian economics.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Starship, take me on December 30, 2006, 09:00:16 am
Too poor to buy corn
Secret Service budget gone
Long muscles taste great!

NT:  Titties and liquid hydrogen
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: ͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅ ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on December 30, 2006, 12:45:34 pm
The ice penises
Shattered all over her hard
Wet areolas.

NT: Ontological argument for scrotal flux
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 01, 2007, 05:16:29 am
I'm fucking wasted
Last topic is lost on me
Metalocalypse

Next Topic: Last Topic
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2007, 05:28:19 am
I'm fucking wasted
Last topic is lost on me
Metalocalypse

Next Topic: Last Topic

At last at long last
This stupid fucking game fread
Is finally over.

CLOSE DIS FREAD.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Benaclypse on January 01, 2007, 06:34:38 am
I'm fucking wasted
Last topic is lost on me
Metalocalypse

Next Topic: Last Topic

At last at long last
This stupid fucking game fread
Is finally over.

CLOSE DIS FREAD.
Your supposed to pick topic?
Or Killed the Game fread?
YUO KILLED THE FROOKING GAME FREAD?

nt...
nt...
AAAAAAAACK!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2007, 06:35:31 am
I'm fucking wasted
Last topic is lost on me
Metalocalypse

Next Topic: Last Topic

At last at long last
This stupid fucking game fread
Is finally over.

CLOSE DIS FREAD.
Your supposed to pick topic?
Or Killed the Game fread?
YUO KILLED THE FROOKING GAME FREAD?

nt...
nt...
AAAAAAAACK!

It's over.  There are no more Haikus.  We used them all up.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Benaclypse on January 01, 2007, 06:37:40 am
I'm fucking wasted
Last topic is lost on me
Metalocalypse

Next Topic: Last Topic

At last at long last
This stupid fucking game fread
Is finally over.

CLOSE DIS FREAD.
Your supposed to pick topic?
Or Killed the Game fread?
YUO KILLED THE FROOKING GAME FREAD?

nt...
nt...
AAAAAAAACK!

It's over.  There are no more Haikus.  We used them all up.
oH.  What was the use?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2007, 06:40:25 am
I'm fucking wasted
Last topic is lost on me
Metalocalypse

Next Topic: Last Topic

At last at long last
This stupid fucking game fread
Is finally over.

CLOSE DIS FREAD.
Your supposed to pick topic?
Or Killed the Game fread?
YUO KILLED THE FROOKING GAME FREAD?

nt...
nt...
AAAAAAAACK!

It's over. There are no more Haikus. We used them all up.
oH. What was the use?

Oh, we used them to annoy Zenji, our erstwhile Wapanese poster.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: BADGE OF HONOR on January 01, 2007, 11:40:22 am
You should go ahead and close it then.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2007, 05:17:50 pm
You should go ahead and close it then.

Hell no.  The cookies and pie crowd would tear me to pieces.

I think Felix should do it.  Yeah.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on January 01, 2007, 08:44:43 pm
Last topic? No way!
THOU SHALT NOT BE OF CLOSING
THE HAIKU THREADING!

Next Topic: Premature Oscillation
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 01, 2007, 08:57:59 pm
It wasn't turned on
but I'm sure I heard a pulse
did you flick the switch?

NT: haiku thread resuscitation
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on January 01, 2007, 11:13:41 pm
Me?  I *like* this thread.  Hell, I've even written rap lyrics thinking of it as just some fun word game. 
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 02, 2007, 02:15:42 am
It wasn't turned on
but I'm sure I heard a pulse
did you flick the switch?

NT: haiku thread resuscitation

I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Messier Undertree on January 02, 2007, 03:21:26 am
NT: haiku thread resuscitation

Haiku thread revived
TGRR will kill me
I did it for lulz

Next topic: Next topic
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 02, 2007, 09:42:28 am
I haven't seen it
but I'll bet my ass it looks
something like this here

NT: Celebrity chainsaw juggling
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on January 03, 2007, 01:31:47 am
Quote
NT: Celebrity chainsaw juggling

Day after the show:
Blood all over the tabloids
Some good looking stumps




Yours Truly

Professor Cramulus

"Harder than you Think!"
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Thurnez Isa on January 03, 2007, 01:58:05 am
Next topic...?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on January 03, 2007, 02:20:00 am
ack!  :-o

Next Topic: The Sound Barrier
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2007, 05:03:53 am
DIS FREAD IS OVER, YOU TARDS!

I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 03, 2007, 06:37:57 am
Haikus will not stop
Until Roger learns to love
His Inner Dolphin
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2007, 06:43:01 am
Haikus will not stop
Until Roger learns to love
His Inner Dolphin

I love dolphins!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 03, 2007, 06:46:34 am
You know the next step
No anal, so you must blow
Remember the thread?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on January 03, 2007, 12:04:34 pm
fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you snow

next topic: fuck you
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: ͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅ ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 04, 2007, 03:51:13 am
Undulating hips
Slippery thighs, lick lick chomp,
lick CHOMP "OW! too hard!"

Next topic: Your Mom's Butthole

Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on January 04, 2007, 12:59:23 pm
Undulating hips
Slippery thighs, lick lick chomp,
lick CHOMP "OW! too hard!"

Next topic: Your Mom's Butthole



Undulating hips
Slippery thighs, lick lick chomp,
lick CHOMP "OW! too hard!"

Next topic: easy cut-and-paste jokes.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: ͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅ ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on January 04, 2007, 01:10:54 pm
 :lol:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 04, 2007, 01:22:47 pm
cut-and-paste saves work
Wrought Iron Instigator
RE: the haiku game

NT: Alternative uses for Britney Spears
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on January 04, 2007, 02:24:09 pm
her head a door stop
The rest of her chum for sharks
Do sharks get sick tummies?

NP:  The Dems are going to save us!!!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 04, 2007, 02:31:39 pm
They aren't for control
They are just trying to help
Please turn in your guns
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on January 05, 2007, 07:08:23 am
Next topic...?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Starship, take me on January 05, 2007, 07:45:37 am
Roger was cuddly
Percocet wore off quickly
E B and G quakes

NT: People who post in bad English using only lowercase
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 05, 2007, 08:03:54 am
fuck em, fuck em all
lowercase motherfuckers
may they die screaming

NT: DR & Quinch
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 10, 2007, 07:57:54 am
Eat my shit fuckholes
I hope you are raped and die
I am fucking drunk

Nt: How cool I am
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 10, 2007, 08:08:32 am
Eat my shit fuckholes
I hope you are raped and die
I am fucking drunk

Nt: How cool I am

ICB! Drunk people cannot write haiku. Admit it - you're just a little tipsy innit
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 10, 2007, 08:18:33 am
Whats ICB?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 10, 2007, 08:28:16 am
How bout you answer me this week you flamehanded fuckface.

this help?

Answer me now ass
What the Fuck is I C B?
Any time this week
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 10, 2007, 09:21:28 am
Means I Call Bullshit
If you can still move fingers
then you're still sober

NT: Hunter is a wannabe drinker
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 11, 2007, 02:40:29 am
Hunter will come there
To show Americans drink
Aussies pwn us, though

NT - My friend just got a bill from the electric company for 28 cents.
Stamps here cost 37 cents.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Starship, take me on January 11, 2007, 03:52:06 am
Complete jackasses
Databases rule them all
Pay it next month, dude

NT:  Ham and Guava juice
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 11, 2007, 10:18:41 am
Prolly 'bout as near
as hunter ever comes to
really getting drunk

NT: Celebrity Felching Contests
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 11, 2007, 05:57:56 pm
Silly feltches Pitt
and he's not even famous
Tops it with blow jobs



NT - Clerks asking too many questions (I can buy as much cough syrup as I want to, assholes. Stay out of my shit and I won't kill you)
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on January 11, 2007, 06:47:09 pm
Mother's maiden name?
He asks me, I repeat
a bus ticket please

NT: if planet earth were shaped like a platypus's head
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on January 16, 2007, 07:20:15 am
This thread blows.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on January 16, 2007, 07:21:42 am
This thread blows.

Motorcycle.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on January 16, 2007, 07:25:59 am
I'm closing it. 
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on January 17, 2007, 04:26:50 am
Mother's maiden name?
He asks me, I repeat
a bus ticket please

NT: if planet earth were shaped like a platypus's head

THE KINGDOM OF THE
DUCK'S BILL HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT
WAR WITH EYEBALLSBURGH

Next Topic: BOOBIEGATE!!!!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on January 17, 2007, 04:28:21 am
What the fuck, I locked this.
Title: The Haiku Game in Exile
Post by: the other anonymous on January 17, 2007, 04:31:53 am
Somebody locked the Haiku Game.
Let's pick up where we left off:

Previous Haiku:

THE KINGDOM OF THE
DUCK'S BILL HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT
WAR WITH EYEBALLSBURGH

Next Topic: BOOBIEGATE!!!!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game in Exile
Post by: Cain on January 17, 2007, 04:32:40 am
And this is why I didn't lock it.....
Title: Re: The Haiku Game in Exile
Post by: Jasper on January 18, 2007, 02:54:27 am
Oh, christ.  Fine, I guess there's no deterring an overenthusiastic Discordian.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on January 18, 2007, 02:55:06 am
May as well keep this to one thread.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on January 18, 2007, 10:48:48 am
Wow.


And who says one man can't make a difference? :D
Title: Re: The Haiku Game in Exile
Post by: Sir Perineal on January 25, 2007, 09:44:02 pm
Somebody locked the Haiku Game.
Let's pick up where we left off:

Previous Haiku:

THE KINGDOM OF THE
DUCK'S BILL HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT
WAR WITH EYEBALLSBURGH

Next Topic: BOOBIEGATE!!!!

Enter Boobiegate!
Eternal Motorboating!
Oh boy! I can't wait!

Next Topic: Vulvitis and/or Menarche
Title: Re: The Haiku Game in Exile
Post by: DJRubberducky on January 25, 2007, 09:52:11 pm
Next Topic: Vulvitis and/or Menarche
I choose menarche.

Squirt blood out the crotch,
Cramps, cravings, yeast infections -
You're now a woman!

Next up: Why was that corner of the park roped off as a crime scene?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Suu on January 25, 2007, 10:12:42 pm
Some fucking hobo
Slipped on ice and broke his neck
In Boston Common

...which wouldn't shock me if it happened.

Next Topic: Why the Galactic Empire wasn't evil
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on January 26, 2007, 07:31:58 pm
Cause jackboots in space
And megalomania
Are for your own good
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cain on January 26, 2007, 07:32:40 pm
WHATS THE NEXT TOPIC?!?!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on January 26, 2007, 08:11:31 pm
HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING INDEPENDENT CREATIVITY?!?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on January 27, 2007, 03:00:32 am
Independant what?
In a pointless haiku thread?
I do not think so!

Next Topic: Dependant Creativity
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 28, 2007, 02:09:39 am
Creativity?
I need some insperado,
Can't think for myself.

NT: :gheyforum:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on January 28, 2007, 02:14:27 am
Fuck the haiku thread
It's such a goddamn toolbox
I hope you all die

next topic: hunter was born feet first
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on January 28, 2007, 02:19:58 am
What a bad ass dude
brain damage could not stop him
feet first, still running

NT: why does Felix  fear the Haiku?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cain on January 28, 2007, 02:35:04 am
They killed his parents
then burned his village down and
salted the earth below

NT: Holy shit, Cain just wrote a haiku
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on January 28, 2007, 02:37:20 am
At least it was tragic and biblical.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on February 19, 2007, 06:02:05 pm
Is the world ending?
Hell just froze over! And then
Cain, the poet, rests


Next Topic: Britney's Head
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 19, 2007, 06:32:00 pm
even shaved it's not likely
that we'll ever know
how empty it really is

NT: I just fucked the still twitching corpse of Minnie Mouse
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on February 19, 2007, 06:58:44 pm
My steamboat willie
is all out of steam. Minnie:
sans animation



NT: Mickey's Reaction
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 19, 2007, 07:02:18 pm
is he a man or a mouse?
or seedy pervert?
see mickey spank his monkey

NT: plutonic friendship or bestiality
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: HunterRose on February 19, 2007, 10:34:10 pm
the man walked up with eager look
His rod in hand
the goat did scream in agony

Next Topic: who would win in a fight, Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, Howard the Duck, or Duck man
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Sir Comrade Kenan on February 20, 2007, 02:06:18 am
A Duck man, Duck man

how did you kick their asses?

With my awesome foot.


NT: Led Zeppelin/Godzilla/Saving the dolphins




PS:  Why did the 5-7-5 formula go away the last couple posts?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Sebastian Vittorio on February 20, 2007, 05:18:18 am
The metal gods roar
A Japanese dinosaur
Woe poor sea mammals

To answer PS
I now must humbly suggest
Lrn 2 haiku n00b

Next Topic: Spelling words backwards for sexual pleasure
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Sir Perineal on February 22, 2007, 07:49:39 am
Fuck me, Palindrome
Poop sexes, deified nun
Your boob looks redder

NT: To crack one's dick
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on February 22, 2007, 05:44:50 pm
Cracked the wang today
When I saw Haikus were back
Felix is weeping

NT: tiger fights crocodile!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 22, 2007, 11:10:39 pm
There's only so many ways
to tell the story
crocodillian loses

NT: Mr Durden - Back on da mic.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on February 23, 2007, 08:20:30 pm
Out of the nuthouse
Jumping back into the fray
Someone is gunna pay

NT: Armageddon through mindfuck
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 23, 2007, 08:53:12 pm
Oh shit world war three
quick dude fire off the missiles
he fell for it lol

NT: best way to prepare a christian for feeding to pigs
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Sebastian Vittorio on February 23, 2007, 10:30:32 pm
Rewatch Snatch my friend
starve them some and they will tear
through bones like butter

NT: cell phone, in your anus
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on February 23, 2007, 10:36:47 pm
Crazy frog says hi
but vibrating prostrate gland
says don't answer it

NT: Penile dementia
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on February 25, 2007, 06:37:09 am
Crazy frog says hi
but vibrating prostrate gland
says don't answer it

NT: Penile dementia

Insane cock posse
Seeks crazy pussy posse
I'm watching teevee!

NT: toa just killed a great topic
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on February 25, 2007, 10:25:21 pm
that's what you think, man
Noone kills the great haiku
not even Felix

NT- When will fred stop drinking?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on March 02, 2007, 07:09:07 pm
Fred WON'T stop drinking
It's probably for the best
Die, Haiku thread, die.

Next topic:

Haikus and Weaboos
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on March 02, 2007, 08:15:31 pm
Is it jap-english,
Perry Bible Fellowship,
or haiku? All three.

(http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive/0PBF61009BC-Weeaboo.jpg)



Next Topic:
If butts could talk
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 02, 2007, 10:21:11 pm
sounded like a fart
but on closer inspection
my bunghole just swore

NT: Fall in loch lomond - freeze to death
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 02, 2007, 11:51:15 pm
Is a loch a lake?
Please speak in American
No more Scot nonsense

NT- The one above, which I obviously didn't address
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 07, 2007, 06:10:40 pm
Oh, how I hate Cain,
He locks up all the good threads,
Thread tyrant he is!

NT- unproductive threads rock!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lies on March 09, 2007, 04:19:49 pm
I wish I were poetic
I wish I knew how to rhyme
This is not a haiku

Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Thurnez Isa on March 09, 2007, 04:26:12 pm
NEXT TOPIC !?!
 :mad:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lies on March 09, 2007, 04:57:27 pm
The next topic is a haiku.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 09, 2007, 05:25:37 pm
Listen here wizard of bong:
If you want to be the stoned version of Lao Tzu be my guest.

But noone fucks with the Haikus!!!!1!!!
NEXT TOPIC MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!1111
NEXT TIME I DON'T SEE SOME 575, YOU'RE GETTING CHOKED!!!!!!!!!!!

Man it's sunny out.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lies on March 09, 2007, 05:42:07 pm
Listen here wizard of bong:
If you want to be the stoned version of Lao Tzu be my guest.

But noone fucks with the Haikus!!!!1!!!
NEXT TOPIC MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!1111
NEXT TIME I DON'T SEE SOME 575, YOU'RE GETTING CHOKED!!!!!!!!!!!

Man it's sunny out.

Oh It's a Game right
Sorry but this is funny
Your posts ironic.

Next topic: Do you get it?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 09, 2007, 05:45:55 pm
Either post NT
Or I rape yuor dog on cam
and email you link

NT: Think of a topic goddamnit
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 09, 2007, 05:50:34 pm
Of course I get it
my post did not have the sceme
congrats detective

NT- not supplying a NT is tantamount to blasphemy
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lies on March 09, 2007, 06:10:48 pm
I forgot NT,
I realised straight away
You guys read too fast

Next topic: Jim Morrison is back
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 09, 2007, 07:36:41 pm
a huge fat singer
just threw up on my best shirt
I got high on it

NT: Elvis is forward
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lies on March 10, 2007, 07:09:16 am
Truck Driver Addict,
Elvis has left the building,
No Burgers for you.

Next Topic:Drifting and floating and fading away
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Sir Perineal on March 10, 2007, 09:12:41 am
Poop in the sewer:
Drifting, floating, and fading;
"Poop" translates to "life."
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Sir Perineal on March 10, 2007, 09:13:32 am
NT: proof-reading forum posts to make sure you don't forget anything...
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Sir Perineal on March 12, 2007, 04:09:38 am
My NT was dumb.
Don't die, thread!  Please don't die, yet!
You help me waste time.

NT: Child-molesting Clowns
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lies on March 12, 2007, 01:20:25 pm
The clown makes us laugh,
The clown made us take off clothes,
My bum really hurts.

Next topic: I am a camera
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: DJRubberducky on March 12, 2007, 02:08:43 pm
Next topic: I am a camera

"I'm a camera!"
The policeman sighs; one more
Crazy peeping Tom.

NT: boogers
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Jasper on March 25, 2007, 12:52:40 am
Why is this thread even in Literate Chaotic?

I was sure it belonged in Nimwit Slob.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Messier Undertree on March 25, 2007, 02:20:46 am
Hm...

Could bomb it.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on March 28, 2007, 01:48:57 pm
Boogers are so gross
that I don't want to write a
haiku about them

NT: MSPAINT
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 01:53:17 pm
Fuck Dave and Felix
This is a fun thread at first
Gets a bit old though.

NT: I think i'm done here
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lies on March 28, 2007, 03:48:34 pm
I think I'm done here
The Haikus are getting old
But wait, there is more!

NT:Gingavitis
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Idem on March 28, 2007, 03:51:32 pm
This thread... is still... alive...
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: That One Guy on March 28, 2007, 04:07:24 pm
(http://i.pbase.com/o6/10/445810/1/73306500.sORS6AcU.threadomancy.jpg)

Those girls in Lys's
Avatar - brushing their teeth!
Bad gingivitis ...

NT: MSPAINT - for reals this time!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lies on March 28, 2007, 04:10:52 pm
This thread... is still... alive...
Five seven five god damn,
Haikus will never get old
dont fuck this thread up
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Payne on March 28, 2007, 10:56:40 pm
Pixels make square clouds
artistic temper tantrum
caused by sneezing paint

NT:snails
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on March 29, 2007, 07:30:43 am
I had expected
Exquisite French cuisine.  Behold:
Plate of fucking snails.

Next topic:  prehensile tails.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lies on March 29, 2007, 08:11:10 am
Whats a prehensile
I googled it to find out
prehensile.com

NT: Licking poison dart frogs
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2007, 08:13:54 am


NT: Licking poison dart frogs

Unn unn uh unn unn
unn unn uh unn unn uh unn
unn unn uh unn *thud*

Next topic:  Cranial/rectal inversions.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Kimmy Gibbler on March 29, 2007, 10:32:54 am
I can't see a thing
And what on earth is that smell?
My ass is my hat.

Next Topic:  vinegar.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lies on March 29, 2007, 11:05:25 am
The 20 year old
Bottle of champaign I got
Tastes like Vinegar

NT: Drinking Causes Pregnancy

(btw rog, that post was lultastic)
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 29, 2007, 02:28:11 pm


NT: Licking poison dart frogs

Unn unn uh unn unn
unn unn uh unn unn uh unn
unn unn uh unn *thud*

Next topic:  Cranial/rectal inversions.

If this thread is a contest, you won.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lies on March 29, 2007, 04:51:43 pm


NT: Licking poison dart frogs

Unn unn uh unn unn
unn unn uh unn unn uh unn
unn unn uh unn *thud*

Next topic:  Cranial/rectal inversions.

If this thread is a contest, you won.
I sorta have to agree. Best Haiku. Eva.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on March 29, 2007, 05:21:15 pm
ok then!

EOT?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on March 29, 2007, 05:25:12 pm
This thread cannot die
it lives despite fogey hate
n00bs, resuscitate!

NT: in the style of Dr. Seuss
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 29, 2007, 05:26:38 pm
I was hoping it would eventually devolve into a fight about music.

Prof- it got old at about 1100 posts for me. Have fun while you can.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on March 29, 2007, 05:27:50 pm
hunter, question

if you think haiku's should be written to music, what kind of music and why would you choose such sucky music to write haiku's to?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on March 29, 2007, 05:45:56 pm
When i'm composing a haiku on a deep subject, like boogers or vinegar, I listen to My Chemical Romance, because they are the most punk band of all time.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 29, 2007, 06:01:54 pm
When i'm composing a haiku on a deep subject, like boogers or vinegar, I listen to My Chemical Romance, because they are the most punk band of all time.

 :lol:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Messier Undertree on March 29, 2007, 09:52:15 pm
Should totally bomb this thread.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Sir Perineal on March 30, 2007, 05:51:41 am
Seuss' green eggs and ham.
"Don't worry, son ... it'll be fun."
Seuss raped me, goddamn.

NT: self-deprecation in 17 syllables
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on April 01, 2007, 05:54:37 pm
When i'm composing a haiku on a deep subject, like boogers or vinegar, I listen to My Chemical Romance, because they are the most punk band of all time.

what??

MCR is like the most suckiest band EVAR, especially on the venerable subject of pickled boogers, they have made some statements which are simply not to be excused.

i would demonstrate this plain scientific fact, if only i would have a very .. long .. cat at my disposal which you of course understand (or will understand later) is crucial for the display of scientific rigor i have in mind.

Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: President Bush on April 03, 2007, 06:00:43 pm
To the American People:


Please stop jacking
my favorite thread.


By My Hand,


President Bush
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on April 03, 2007, 06:04:20 pm
Oh, shit.  It's 2004, all over again.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 03, 2007, 06:12:55 pm
When i'm composing a haiku on a deep subject, like boogers or vinegar, I listen to My Chemical Romance, because they are the most punk band of all time.

what??

MCR is like the most suckiest band EVAR, especially on the venerable subject of pickled boogers, they have made some statements which are simply not to be excused.

i would demonstrate this plain scientific fact, if only i would have a very .. long .. cat at my disposal which you of course understand (or will understand later) is crucial for the display of scientific rigor i have in mind.



Bullshit.
The punkness of bands are rated 5 (way punk), to 1 (fake poopy punk).
Examples:

5: MCR, AFI, Avril Lavine
4: Good Charlotte, All American Rejects,
3: Blink 182, Green Day, Sum 41
2: NOFX, Dropkick Murphy's, Rancid
1: The Clash, The Ramones, Sex Pistols

Jacked.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on April 03, 2007, 06:39:44 pm
 :lulz:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 03, 2007, 06:43:29 pm
that chart is accurate.

this means the Dead Kennedys rate a 0.2.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on April 03, 2007, 06:47:21 pm
I think The Stooges are in negative numbers.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 03, 2007, 06:47:51 pm
you mean curly, moe, et. al.?

or were there other Stooges
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on April 03, 2007, 06:48:21 pm
I will kill a motherfucker.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on April 03, 2007, 06:48:40 pm
Noone ranks lower than the Sex Pistols.
The Stooges are close.
Fucking Poseurs.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on April 03, 2007, 07:03:07 pm
I will kill a motherfucker.

You have to do it in all caps, or it loses the effect.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 03, 2007, 07:05:15 pm
may also have effect if you try to whisper it

... I will kill a motherfucker ...
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on April 03, 2007, 07:06:50 pm
I will kill a motherfucker.

You have to do it in all caps, or it loses the effect.


I was trying to make it a simple statement of fact.


However, if you insist:

you mean curly, moe, et. al.?

or were there other Stooges

I WILL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on April 03, 2007, 07:25:19 pm
haiku is not punk
I'll kill a motherfucker
what are you eating?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on April 03, 2007, 09:29:26 pm
sorry guys i forgot about my long cat proof of punkness

btw i was wondering

if you guys could answer for me:

1. what are you listening to?
2. what are you eating?
3. what are you drinking (and how) ?
4. what's the weather over there?
5. why do you think sports team X would suck at Y and win tomorrows game or not?

you are also allowed to use syllables.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on April 03, 2007, 09:31:57 pm
the answer to the first three questions is:

BUTTS LOL
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on April 03, 2007, 09:38:17 pm
3a. but how?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Payne on April 03, 2007, 09:40:37 pm
Tubgirl style, Straw, or Funnel?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 03, 2007, 10:32:45 pm
1. nothing
2. store bought pizza
3. tea, from a cup
4. cold and murky
5. First thought is that Edmonton should slaughter Minnesota tonight, but you never know. Minnesota does play that style of hockey that if you make some mistakes... Other then that no good games on tonight
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on April 03, 2007, 10:43:07 pm
WRONG NUMBER OF SYLLABLES!!!!

NT: RIGHT NUMBER OF SYLLABLES
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 04, 2007, 01:48:17 am
five, seven five
is option number one
four six four, two

NT: Fucking with time honoured formulae
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 04, 2007, 02:55:45 am
FUCK THE THE TIME HONORED FORMULA
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Thurnez Isa on April 04, 2007, 05:16:41 am
WRONG NUMBER OF SYLLABLES!!!!

NT: RIGHT NUMBER OF SYLLABLES

fuck Haiku's
I hate em

(mainly cause I suck at em)
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on April 04, 2007, 05:26:56 am
hai-ku n.: a genre of poetry devoted to forming simple phrases, using William Shatner's speech pattern.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: theCalmpsychopath on April 04, 2007, 04:04:37 pm
 :lulz:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lies on April 04, 2007, 04:39:44 pm
five, seven five
is option number one
four six four, two

NT: Fucking with time honoured formulae

You fucking shit
New formula to use
Is this funny

Yes/no

Next topic: Think outside the toolbox
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on April 06, 2007, 12:33:17 pm
could somebody replace this thread with this link?

http://www.elvicities.com/~ananames/haiku/overload.html
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lies on April 13, 2007, 02:33:59 pm
I think this needs to be posted here.

(http://photos1.blogger.com/x/blogger/3729/2872/400/657727/1166707688924.jpg)
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on April 14, 2007, 10:41:17 am
damn you! i was sorta hoping we could let this thread die, after i posted the overload (http://www.elvicities.com/~ananames/haiku/overload.html)...

:)
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Richter on April 14, 2007, 02:50:54 pm
Please refrain from
Defecation upon Lawn
You Dog will be shot.

-R
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: GIGGLES on April 15, 2007, 05:42:06 am
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
HAIKUS SUCK
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 15, 2007, 05:51:51 am
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
HAIKUS SUCK

:mittens:

WinRAR
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: GIGGLES on April 15, 2007, 05:55:16 am
THAT WASN'T A HAIKU!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 15, 2007, 05:55:51 am
THAT WASN'T A HAIKU!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: GIGGLES on April 15, 2007, 05:58:49 am
THAT WASN'T A HAIKU!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Messier Undertree on April 15, 2007, 06:03:11 am
THAT WASN'T A HAIKU!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: GIGGLES on April 15, 2007, 06:05:03 am
THAT
WASN'T A
HAIKU!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on April 15, 2007, 10:19:24 am
THAT WASN'T A HAIKU!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on April 15, 2007, 12:41:43 pm
YES IT WAS!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cain on April 15, 2007, 12:50:41 pm
The nature of a
haiku is hotly argued
within this long thread
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pterodactyl Handler on July 02, 2007, 04:37:14 pm
PTERODACTYL ATTACK

Fly my pretties!

(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x279/BlessedBesse/pterodactylattack4.jpg)

MUAHAHAHAHA


If my demands are not met IN FULL
more old awful threads will be targeted



PTERODACTYL HANDLER X
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Shibboleet The Annihilator on July 03, 2007, 03:09:06 am
GIGGLES = greatest haiku artist EVER
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: ͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅ ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 04, 2007, 03:24:04 am
PTERODACTYLS IN
YOUR VAGINA? IT IS MORE
COMMON THAN YOU THINK.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bu🤠ns on July 04, 2007, 05:12:47 am
blindly clicking links
goatse and tubegirl find me
drinking a blue moon
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on July 04, 2007, 06:09:46 am
this topic: the haiku thread

a zombie toolbox
like ancient pterodactyls
risen from the grave

next topic: how long will it last?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: BumWurst on July 04, 2007, 11:44:36 am
At work this morning
My boredom caused me to spew
Disconsolate chunks

 :D
Title: DO NEVAR OPEN THIS FREAD
Post by: Messier Undertree on July 04, 2007, 12:48:06 pm
This thread was dead until SOMEONE bumped the fucking thing.

(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8402/orbital20bombardment20cpk6.jpg?1)
(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8402/orbital20bombardment20cpk6.jpg?2)
(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8402/orbital20bombardment20cpk6.jpg?3)
(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8402/orbital20bombardment20cpk6.jpg?4)
(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8402/orbital20bombardment20cpk6.jpg?5)

There.

Dead now.

Please to not be writing anymore haiku.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on July 04, 2007, 02:21:08 pm
 :lulz:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Thurnez Isa on July 04, 2007, 04:25:35 pm
wow now that is a long cat
Title: Re: DO NEVAR OPEN THIS FREAD
Post by: the other anonymous on July 04, 2007, 04:57:20 pm
OH NOEZ!!!!! Orbital Bombardment!!!!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 04, 2007, 04:57:38 pm
I think it's pretty.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 04, 2007, 04:57:55 pm
But I still want to see page 158...
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 04, 2007, 04:58:39 pm
I like haikus.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 04, 2007, 04:58:56 pm
Why does everyone gotta be hating?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 04, 2007, 04:59:26 pm
I had a haiku
It was very well-formed
Kinda.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 04, 2007, 05:00:05 pm
A limerick, a sonnet, and a haiku walk into a bar...
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 04, 2007, 05:00:25 pm
...e.e. cummings walks out.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 04, 2007, 05:00:54 pm
Can I has highkooz?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the other anonymous on July 04, 2007, 05:01:43 pm
Next Topic: ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT!! (Note: not an OB, just a haiku about one...)
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on July 04, 2007, 09:16:34 pm
fire from angry sky
why persecutest thou me?
haikus are for tits.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on July 05, 2007, 06:34:19 pm
When the moon hits your
Eye. Its a like pizza pie
that's amore. yup.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Darth Cupcake on July 05, 2007, 06:55:00 pm
Next Topic: ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT!! (Note: not an OB, just a haiku about one...)

holy fuck lasers!
death zaps coming from above?!
shit, it's HIMEOBS!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Payne on July 05, 2007, 06:58:58 pm
When the moon hits your
Eye. Its a like pizza pie
that's amore. yup.

(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/PayneAlpha/jappack.png)
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the dreadful hours on July 05, 2007, 07:32:31 pm
once when i was nine
this guy gave me a lollipop
that day really sucked
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: ͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅ ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞ on July 05, 2007, 11:49:52 pm
THE SCROLL OF BUDDHA'S GHOST PENIS COMMANDS YUO!

(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/9992/longscrollwz9.jpg)
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on July 07, 2007, 04:52:35 am
that was great. a little wordy though?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Idem on July 09, 2007, 11:24:10 pm
THAT WASNT A HAIKU!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 13, 2007, 06:35:05 pm
It might be... I dunno how many syllables it had, do you?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on July 13, 2007, 08:45:49 pm
THAT WASNT A HAIKU!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on July 13, 2007, 08:47:26 pm
It might be... I dunno how many syllables it had, do you?


"scroll"



1 syllable.  17 times.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on July 13, 2007, 08:51:32 pm
scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll
scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll
scroll scroll scroll scroll snow
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on July 13, 2007, 08:58:49 pm
all i see is fnords
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on July 13, 2007, 11:37:29 pm
all i see is fnords

And the the spirit of Eris settled upon poor Ratatosk and she said: See and Look! For Rev. What's-His-Name has forced upon you a filk, and you must take down the words of the Filk and post them so that all may be infected.

And I saw and there were words, sung by St. Gulik and yet it was not Gulik, but some Beatles instead:

Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord.
There's nothing on the pages of the news
And that nothing is why you've got the blues.
Nothing you can see but you can learn how to spot the CoN
It's easy.

There's nothing hidden in a Twenty-Three.
No one behind the Masks for you to see.
None of it is true, but if you give it some time
It's easy.

All I see is Fnords, All I see is Fnords,
All I see is Fnords, Fnord, Fnords is all I see..
Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord.
All I see is Fnords, All I see is Fnords,
All I see is Fnords, Fnord, Fnords is all I see..

The secrets all are there for you to find.
The magic can be found if your not blind.
In 23's and 42's and of course The Law of 5's.
It's easy.

All I see is Fnords, All I see is Fnords,
All I see is Fnords, Fnord, Fnords is all I see
All I see is Fnords (not together now)
All I see is Fnords (but not really)
All I see is Fnords, Fnord, Fnords is all I see.
Fnords is all I see.
Fnords is all I see.
Fnords is all I see.


And the did the spirit of Eris rise up and exult in her FnordFest.

Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on October 24, 2007, 07:22:10 pm
um not a haiku
i really like cinnamon toast
har har har har thump
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Richter on October 24, 2007, 07:42:45 pm
Paraphrase Beatles
But fnord is not all you need
Roll so, ITT
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on October 24, 2007, 07:43:27 pm
oh my fucking god
why did you bump the haikus?
Damn you, RWHN! Damn you!  :argh!:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cain on October 24, 2007, 07:45:14 pm
This thread is being put
into lockdown mode, god how
I hate you all, really.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on October 24, 2007, 08:01:31 pm
oh my fucking god
why did you bump the haikus?
Damn you, RWHN! Damn you!  :argh!:

becuz i love you all
and this is how i show my
love and affection. 

kisses. 
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Richter on October 24, 2007, 08:12:21 pm
Our stylized poems
Leaning to fail, time to mod?
My distraction gone.

 :sad:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on October 24, 2007, 08:37:57 pm
perhaps it is time
to shut this thread down for good
It's time for Tanka!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on October 24, 2007, 08:39:25 pm
This fucking thread is
the only reason to come
to this fucking board
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on October 25, 2007, 09:01:39 pm
Ha! Come one, Come all,
Celebrate Haiku Freedom
We did overcome.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on October 25, 2007, 09:04:56 pm
Let's all have a dance.
As the mighty suck and fail
Is once again free.

 :banana: :hammer: :boot: :hosrie: :cheers: :deadhorse: :tao&evt:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: LMNO on October 25, 2007, 09:09:08 pm
COCK, REPOST AND FAIL.
COCK, REPOST AND FAIL, YOU SEE?
COCK, REPOST AND FAIL.
   \
:mullet:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Richter on October 25, 2007, 09:29:00 pm
Not quite Tu quoque
But still only has odd look
Emote! Does nothing!
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on October 25, 2007, 09:38:07 pm
what ever happened
to posting NT for the
haiku which follows?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on October 25, 2007, 09:40:37 pm
It allows for the
encouragement and free flow
of haiku chakra
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on October 25, 2007, 09:53:39 pm
Exactly correct
We can't hold down free spirits
Beauty like the wind
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on October 25, 2007, 09:56:35 pm
 :lulz:

I missed you, Hunter
you still homeless or some shit?
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: hunter s.durden on October 25, 2007, 09:59:21 pm
No.
I'm currrently in the third or so week of a wild ride, though.
It seems to be winding down.

I still stop in to fight for justice...
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Lies on October 26, 2007, 09:37:28 am
Hardly noticed you were gone Hunter, but now that I do, I miss ya man.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Richter on October 29, 2007, 03:07:25 pm
Those that I work with
Do not know the algebra
In Ire, I will teach
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on October 29, 2007, 03:10:37 pm
Seek world peace through trig
Less Differentiation
More Integration.

Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Richter on November 01, 2007, 12:22:25 pm
Well spoken!

Self enrich at work
Toil, folk not hired to help
Hence slack begets slack.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on November 07, 2007, 08:35:06 am
don't fuck the body
just don't don't fuck the bodhi
madly, it has AIDS
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: the dreadful hours on November 07, 2007, 07:00:37 pm
today i woke up
my girl gave me some good stuff
now i'm eating toast
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: AFK on November 07, 2007, 09:22:48 pm
I lurve the haiku
I am flush with excitement.
That's a lot of heart.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 09, 2007, 10:55:45 pm
No next topics.

You guys suck ass.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on November 10, 2007, 12:25:38 am
damn.

i only clicked on this thread to see if TGRR had written a hate filled haiku.

 :sad:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Triple Zero on November 10, 2007, 12:32:06 am
no haiku haiku
next topic: roger's teevee
hate experience

(sorry, most godawful haiku evar)
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Xooxe on November 10, 2007, 03:13:00 am
These are not Haiku,
Please refer to a season,
Like snow for winter.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Iron Sulfide on November 10, 2007, 05:21:54 am
These are not Haiku,
Please refer to a season,
Like snow for winter.

the red tongue of fall
licks toads of discontentment
please to eat my ass

next topic: we will all die a brutal, unblinking death, starting with you.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2007, 06:16:37 am
damn.

i only clicked on this thread to see if TGRR had written a hate filled haiku.

 :sad:

Wait all you damn like
I write no poems for ingrates
Go ram a gas truck.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Mangrove on November 10, 2007, 09:41:48 pm
damn.

i only clicked on this thread to see if TGRR had written a hate filled haiku.

 :sad:

Wait all you damn like
I write no poems for ingrates
Go ram a gas truck.

 :banana:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cain on November 10, 2007, 09:48:35 pm
Haiku sucks, like a
cheap meth whore, and so do you
for reading this crap
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 11, 2007, 05:12:33 am
damn.

i only clicked on this thread to see if TGRR had written a hate filled haiku.

 :sad:

Wait all you damn like
I write no poems for ingrates
Go ram a gas truck.

 :banana:

 :argh!:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Idem on November 11, 2007, 06:39:21 am
damn.

i only clicked on this thread to see if TGRR had written a hate filled haiku.

 :sad:


I write no poems for ingrates

:lulz:
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on November 23, 2007, 07:24:34 pm
NT?????

Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bu🤠ns on November 24, 2007, 09:03:43 am
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/dactylhead.gif)(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa261/broodwitch/pterodactyl.gif)
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Pterodactyl Handler on November 24, 2007, 09:53:08 pm
You motherfuckers
- every single last one of you -
are all gonna PAY


nt: how you will be paying
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Richter on November 26, 2007, 01:14:01 pm
With the body, out nose?
You know not the true Sodomy.
American Express.

nt: dealing with the trauma
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on November 27, 2007, 01:57:41 am
My body is still
The casts are finished drying
Now, six weeks of suck
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Chairman Risus on November 27, 2007, 02:09:52 am
What does NT mean?
I'm too lazy to google
Someone tell me now.
Title: Re: The Haiku Game
Post by: Cramulus on November 27, 2007, 06:29:34 am
What does NT mean?
I'm too lazy to google
Someone tell me now.


(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/forumspecific/iwillusegooglebeforeaskingdumbquest.jpg)


Quote from: WIKIPEDIA MOTHERFUCKER
Windows NT (New Technology) is a family of operating systems produced by Microsoft, the first version of which was released in July 1993. It was originally designed to be a powerful high-level-language-based, processor-independent, multiprocessing, multiuser operating system with features comparable to Unix. It was intended to complement consumer versions of Windows that were based on MS-DOS. NT was th