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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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hunter s.durden

#2205
January 10, 2007, 08:18:33 AM
Whats ICB?
This space for rent.

hunter s.durden

#2206
January 10, 2007, 08:28:16 AM
How bout you answer me this week you flamehanded fuckface.

this help?

Answer me now ass
What the Fuck is I C B?
Any time this week
This space for rent.

P3nT4gR4m

#2207
January 10, 2007, 09:21:28 AM
Means I Call Bullshit
If you can still move fingers
then you're still sober

NT: Hunter is a wannabe drinker

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hunter s.durden

#2208
January 11, 2007, 02:40:29 AM
Hunter will come there
To show Americans drink
Aussies pwn us, though

NT - My friend just got a bill from the electric company for 28 cents.
Stamps here cost 37 cents.
This space for rent.

Starship, take me

#2209
January 11, 2007, 03:52:06 AM
Complete jackasses
Databases rule them all
Pay it next month, dude

NT:  Ham and Guava juice
Extraction of Agent Starship in progress...

Have the Orbital Platforms on Standby, please

P3nT4gR4m

#2210
January 11, 2007, 10:18:41 AM
Prolly 'bout as near
as hunter ever comes to
really getting drunk

NT: Celebrity Felching Contests

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hunter s.durden

#2211
January 11, 2007, 05:57:56 PM
Silly feltches Pitt
and he's not even famous
Tops it with blow jobs



NT - Clerks asking too many questions (I can buy as much cough syrup as I want to, assholes. Stay out of my shit and I won't kill you)
This space for rent.

P3nT4gR4m

#2212
January 11, 2007, 06:47:09 PM
Mother's maiden name?
He asks me, I repeat
a bus ticket please

NT: if planet earth were shaped like a platypus's head

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Jasper

#2213
January 16, 2007, 07:20:15 AM
This thread blows.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2214
January 16, 2007, 07:21:42 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#2215
January 16, 2007, 07:25:59 AM
I'm closing it. 

the other anonymous

#2216
January 17, 2007, 04:26:50 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on January 11, 2007, 06:47:09 PM
Mother's maiden name?
He asks me, I repeat
a bus ticket please

NT: if planet earth were shaped like a platypus's head

THE KINGDOM OF THE
DUCK'S BILL HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT
WAR WITH EYEBALLSBURGH

Next Topic: BOOBIEGATE!!!!

Jasper

#2217
January 17, 2007, 04:28:21 AM
What the fuck, I locked this.

the other anonymous

#2218
January 17, 2007, 04:31:53 AM
Somebody locked the Haiku Game.
Let's pick up where we left off:

Previous Haiku:

THE KINGDOM OF THE
DUCK'S BILL HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT
WAR WITH EYEBALLSBURGH

Next Topic: BOOBIEGATE!!!!

Cain

#2219
January 17, 2007, 04:32:40 AM
And this is why I didn't lock it.....
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