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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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hunter s.durden

#2190
January 03, 2007, 06:37:57 AM
Haikus will not stop
Until Roger learns to love
His Inner Dolphin
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2191
January 03, 2007, 06:43:01 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 03, 2007, 06:37:57 AM
Haikus will not stop
Until Roger learns to love
His Inner Dolphin

I love dolphins!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

#2192
January 03, 2007, 06:46:34 AM
You know the next step
No anal, so you must blow
Remember the thread?
This space for rent.

Triple Zero

#2193
January 03, 2007, 12:04:34 PM
fuck you fuck you fuck
you fuck you fuck you fuck you
fuck you fuck you snow

next topic: fuck you
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#2194
January 04, 2007, 03:51:13 AM
Undulating hips
Slippery thighs, lick lick chomp,
lick CHOMP "OW! too hard!"

Next topic: Your Mom's Butthole

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

LMNO

#2195
January 04, 2007, 12:59:23 PM
Quote from: Netaungrot on January 04, 2007, 03:51:13 AM
Undulating hips
Slippery thighs, lick lick chomp,
lick CHOMP "OW! too hard!"

Next topic: Your Mom's Butthole



Undulating hips
Slippery thighs, lick lick chomp,
lick CHOMP "OW! too hard!"

Next topic: easy cut-and-paste jokes.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#2196
January 04, 2007, 01:10:54 PM
 :lol:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

P3nT4gR4m

#2197
January 04, 2007, 01:22:47 PM
cut-and-paste saves work
Wrought Iron Instigator
RE: the haiku game

NT: Alternative uses for Britney Spears

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

#2198
January 04, 2007, 02:24:09 PM
her head a door stop
The rest of her chum for sharks
Do sharks get sick tummies?

NP:  The Dems are going to save us!!!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hunter s.durden

#2199
January 04, 2007, 02:31:39 PM
They aren't for control
They are just trying to help
Please turn in your guns
This space for rent.

Jasper

#2200
January 05, 2007, 07:08:23 AM

Starship, take me

#2201
January 05, 2007, 07:45:37 AM
Roger was cuddly
Percocet wore off quickly
E B and G quakes

NT: People who post in bad English using only lowercase
Extraction of Agent Starship in progress...

Have the Orbital Platforms on Standby, please

P3nT4gR4m

#2202
January 05, 2007, 08:03:54 AM
fuck em, fuck em all
lowercase motherfuckers
may they die screaming

NT: DR & Quinch

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hunter s.durden

#2203
January 10, 2007, 07:57:54 AM
Eat my shit fuckholes
I hope you are raped and die
I am fucking drunk

Nt: How cool I am
This space for rent.

P3nT4gR4m

#2204
January 10, 2007, 08:08:32 AM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on January 10, 2007, 07:57:54 AM
Eat my shit fuckholes
I hope you are raped and die
I am fucking drunk

Nt: How cool I am

ICB! Drunk people cannot write haiku. Admit it - you're just a little tipsy innit

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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