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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2400 on: November 11, 2007, 05:12:33 am »
damn.

i only clicked on this thread to see if TGRR had written a hate filled haiku.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2401 on: November 11, 2007, 06:39:21 am »
damn.

i only clicked on this thread to see if TGRR had written a hate filled haiku.

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I write no poems for ingrates

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2402 on: November 23, 2007, 07:24:34 pm »
NT?????


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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2403 on: November 24, 2007, 09:03:43 am »

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2404 on: November 24, 2007, 09:53:08 pm »
You motherfuckers
- every single last one of you -
are all gonna PAY


nt: how you will be paying

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2405 on: November 26, 2007, 01:14:01 pm »
With the body, out nose?
You know not the true Sodomy.
American Express.

nt: dealing with the trauma
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2406 on: November 27, 2007, 01:57:41 am »
My body is still
The casts are finished drying
Now, six weeks of suck
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2407 on: November 27, 2007, 02:09:52 am »
What does NT mean?
I'm too lazy to google
Someone tell me now.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2408 on: November 27, 2007, 06:29:34 am »
What does NT mean?
I'm too lazy to google
Someone tell me now.





Quote from: WIKIPEDIA MOTHERFUCKER
Windows NT (New Technology) is a family of operating systems produced by Microsoft, the first version of which was released in July 1993. It was originally designed to be a powerful high-level-language-based, processor-independent, multiprocessing, multiuser operating system with features comparable to Unix. It was intended to complement consumer versions of Windows that were based on MS-DOS. NT was the first fully 32-bit version of Windows, whereas its consumer-oriented counterparts, Windows 3.1x and Windows 9x, were 16-bit/32-bit hybrids. Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Server 2003, Windows Vista, Windows Server 2008 (beta), and Windows Home Server are based upon the Windows NT system, although they are not branded as Windows NT.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2409 on: November 27, 2007, 08:59:10 am »
Windows NT is a full...
Hold on, my computer froze...
Yes, Microsoft job.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2410 on: November 27, 2007, 09:53:24 am »
Next topic, dumbfucks
that is what it means, now choose
something or just die.

NT: how people who don't choose a next topic should die.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2411 on: November 27, 2007, 12:51:15 pm »
you know the feeling
two grown men ripping out your
rectum with bare hands?

NT: two buttcheeks, one says to the other: love will tear us apart. again.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2412 on: November 27, 2007, 01:31:57 pm »
The Joy Division
Never did see THIS coming
But shot in the dark

NT: Musical blasphemy
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2413 on: November 27, 2007, 01:47:07 pm »
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2414 on: November 27, 2007, 02:34:51 pm »
The Joy Division
Never did see THIS coming
But shot in the dark

NT: Musical blasphemy

Listen to my song
You want to touch my bag pipes?
Sorry, you canter.

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