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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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#2535
April 04, 2008, 04:42:56 PM
Quiet empty banks
Along the Tyra river
(Turmoil lies within)

(since I had no idea who Tyra Banks is)

next: metahaiku

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2536
April 04, 2008, 08:41:12 PM
First, five syllables
Next count seven syllables
Then return to five

next: Feudal Society (or Futile Society)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

AFK

#2537
April 04, 2008, 09:01:15 PM
Over there, Hatfields.
Just down the road there's McCoy's.
Appalachia!!!

NT:  Where is Hunter?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#2538
April 04, 2008, 09:27:09 PM
Pee stained kitchen floor,
Empty bottles of bourbon,
Hunter sleeps outside.

NT: Haiku of Puns.

AFK

#2539
April 04, 2008, 09:33:59 PM
Don't shake the baby
Before you break the seal, to
avoid blubbering.

NT:  that was awful!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2540
April 04, 2008, 09:42:07 PM
I am full of awe
the last haiku was EPIC
Perhaps, EPIC FAIL!

NT: Motivational Speakers
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Payne

#2541
April 04, 2008, 09:44:43 PM
TACK BEH, TACK CHO EH!
Said the Klingon roughly in
Motivation Speech

NT: STFU n00b!

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2542
April 04, 2008, 09:48:45 PM
Quote from: Payne on April 04, 2008, 09:44:43 PM
TACK BEH, TACK CHO EH!
Said the Klingon roughly in
Motivation Speech

NT: STFU n00b!

"Law of Fives" and "Fnord"
"Illuminati is here!"
Shhhh, Payne may hurt you!!!

NT: animal pelts
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

AFK

#2543
April 04, 2008, 09:55:04 PM
Walking towards downtown
Poof!  A badger appears and starts
throwing the snowballs.

NT:  root beer
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2544
April 04, 2008, 09:57:05 PM
Sassafras is good
but you must be very careful
too much can kill you

NT: Orgone Energy
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Nast

#2545
April 04, 2008, 10:33:57 PM
Hey, lemme just stick
You inside this cabinet
(it's good for yer health)

NT: Phlogiston particles
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

e

#2546
April 04, 2008, 10:39:05 PM
Once it's been lit up
It's dephlogisticated!
All that's left is calx.

topic: The influence of William Shakespeare on dada artists.   (Or, if you'd prefer, the influence of dada artists on William Shakespeare)

Cramulus

#2547
April 04, 2008, 10:55:14 PM
Alas poor Yorick
I knew him, Horatio,
flying baby shit



NT: The first thing Cram is films with his new video camera

tyrannosaurus vex

#2548
April 05, 2008, 07:16:39 AM
Did I turn it on?
What is that flashing red light?
OSHI-! fix my pance!

nt: inside maya angelou
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Churro the Viscous

#2549
April 06, 2008, 07:58:52 PM
My intestines hurt.
A bowel movement is here.
All near me : HEADS UP!

NT
fake train
"Nothing is true. Everything is permissible." - Hasan bin Sabbah
"Non Serviam" - Satan
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