The Haiku Game

[Payne]

On star trek I think
they are mechanical tits
So watch Shark instead

NT: The Kama Sutra of Trolling

[Cramulus]

lean forward and click
with your ip behind you
....you need to stretch moar



NT: Oprah's next book of the month is about feel-good trolling for a new you

[Richter]

Soccer moms post flames
Makes them feel young and sexy
I need new hobby.

NT: Embarassing things in your "go-bag"

[AFK]

Pay no attention
To the Nickelback CD
In my Go Bag, pfft!

nt:  Stevie Wonder

[A.N. Other]

Way to go, blind man
Steven Colbert says you're God
Rock on, man, rock on

NT: Dining room chairs

[leln]

All my chairs are gone
I didn't mean what I said
Furniture will spawn.

NT: ode to an intoxicant

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Healing Concoction
Coffee, Jameson and Weed
A cure-all... or not

NT: Richard Dawkins

[A.N. Other]

Alright, we get it
God is just a delusion
Just get over it.

NT: The Supermarket

[Doktor Loki]

Lets give this a try.

Shopping for some crap
booze and condoms for later
broke so I'll just steal

nt:  the duck billed platypus

[Bu🤠ns]

stealing this face and
having a marmet's body
$15.95

the rhythm of the night

[Richter]

This night, what to do?
Trenchcoat and wang, or just mug?
I know! I will poomp!

NT: The lonliest cubicle decoration

[e]

Everything packed but
A clay mug, "Number One Dad."
He died yesterday.

Next topic: the noble ampersand (&)

[AFK]

Noble Ampersand
The uniter of the words.
Known and noted drunk.

NT:  I got a Fender Stratocaster in my pance!

[Richter]

Fender is for show
A stand-in for truth. My soul?
Claypool's Rainbow Bass.

NT: Furikuri

[Suu]

Suicide? Oh no.
This anime by Gainax
Will leave you dying.


NT: Tyra Banks