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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Payne

#2520
March 13, 2008, 10:27:19 AM
On star trek I think
they are mechanical tits
So watch Shark instead

NT: The Kama Sutra of Trolling

Cramulus

#2521
March 13, 2008, 01:01:02 PM
lean forward and click
with your ip behind you
....you need to stretch moar



NT: Oprah's next book of the month is about feel-good trolling for a new you

Richter

#2522
March 13, 2008, 01:05:28 PM
Soccer moms post flames
Makes them feel young and sexy
I need new hobby.

NT: Embarassing things in your "go-bag"
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#2523
March 13, 2008, 01:29:54 PM
Pay no attention
To the Nickelback CD
In my Go Bag, pfft!

nt:  Stevie Wonder
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

A.N. Other

#2524
March 19, 2008, 07:32:27 PM
Way to go, blind man
Steven Colbert says you're God
Rock on, man, rock on

NT: Dining room chairs
"Wow, for an asshole, everyone loves you, honey." -My wife

leln

#2525
March 31, 2008, 11:28:55 AM
All my chairs are gone
I didn't mean what I said
Furniture will spawn.

NT: ode to an intoxicant
[initially a "Rabid Wombat of the Eastern Intertubes." Now the] Glorious Peoples' Revolutionary Wombat of Wrath and Righteous Retribution.

"If you speak out of turn again, I will unscrew your neckpipe and use the resulting hole for my lavatory.  And I have one fuck of a case of the squirts today."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2526
March 31, 2008, 05:10:59 PM
Healing Concoction
Coffee, Jameson and Weed
A cure-all... or not

NT: Richard Dawkins

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

A.N. Other

#2527
April 01, 2008, 04:15:41 AM
Alright, we get it
God is just a delusion
Just get over it.

NT: The Supermarket
"Wow, for an asshole, everyone loves you, honey." -My wife

Doktor Loki

#2528
April 03, 2008, 08:13:30 AM
Lets give this a try.

Shopping for some crap
booze and condoms for later
broke so I'll just steal

nt:  the duck billed platypus
Not a Doctor?  Why, of course I'm a Doctor!  Why else would I have this scalpel?      ~Doctor Mad

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
- William Shakespeare

"If you hear crazy voices in your head which tell you to do something, even something evil, YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE GOD." - Soren Keirkegaard

Bu🤠ns

#2529
April 03, 2008, 08:33:02 AM
stealing this face and
having a marmet's body
$15.95

the rhythm of the night

Richter

#2530
April 03, 2008, 01:33:22 PM
This night, what to do?
Trenchcoat and wang, or just mug?
I know! I will poomp!

NT: The lonliest cubicle decoration
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

e

#2531
April 03, 2008, 11:14:40 PM
Everything packed but
A clay mug, "Number One Dad."
He died yesterday.

Next topic: the noble ampersand (&)

AFK

#2532
April 04, 2008, 01:44:51 PM
Noble Ampersand
The uniter of the words.
Known and noted drunk.

NT:  I got a Fender Stratocaster in my pance!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#2533
April 04, 2008, 02:18:50 PM
Fender is for show
A stand-in for truth. My soul?
Claypool's Rainbow Bass.

NT: Furikuri
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Suu

#2534
April 04, 2008, 04:01:36 PM
Suicide? Oh no.
This anime by Gainax
Will leave you dying.


NT: Tyra Banks
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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