The Haiku Game

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

War of attrition
Oh fucking hell, a grenade!
My face is no more

NT: Poodles

[Shaman Yacatismic]

Whats your purpose, dog?
Too small to hunt anything
Whiny little bitch

NT: Dobermans

[e]

I saw one of these
Slaughtered by a small poodle.
True story, honest.

topic: double dutch (because I thought I saw it in the previous haiku for some reason)

[Chairman Risus]

Double dutch is no
where in the last haiku I
check it thoroughly


NT: Damn dirty apes.

[Eve]

oo oo oo oo oo
ee ee ee ee ee ee ee
bananas! throw shit!

NT: dykes

[Chairman Risus]

Anonymously
Evil makes bad haiku so
I make one that's worse

NT: Revenga!

[Eve]

Anonymously
Evil makes bad haiku so
I make one that's worse

NT: Revenga!

[Shaman Yacatismic]

Do you remember?
What you did to me long ago?
Now I smash your face.

NT: Gangs

[Shaman Yacatismic]

Come on people!

Thats my corner, dog.
You ain't down with Bagel Union?
BANG BANG BANG BANG.....bitch!

NT: Inactivity

[Richter]

Expect no action
Thought, static until it moves.
Still, ceaseless motion.

NT: The WRONG fruit

[e]

Hello there, thailor.
Why don't you thit on my lap now?
(......That's not what you meant?)

topic: Subverting the form of the haiku.

[Richter]

Seven five seven?
What in the fuck is this shit?
You're doing it wrong.

NT: Not in the cabinet!

[e]

Alas, I was stuck.
But not in the cabinet!
Stuck in the closet.   (closet... closet...)


NT: Create a limerick by combining two haiku.  (This can be done, I've done it myself)  or if you can't be arsed: Just write a haiku about limericks

[Chairman Risus]

Screw your limericks
Do I look Irish to you?
Here? Haikus only.

[Shaman Yacatismic]

NT?