The Haiku Game

[Eve]

Can't you see the boat?
Boat? That's Kermit! Or.. boobs? No.
It's fucking stupid.

NT: Full House. (duh!)

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Can't you see the boat?
Boat? That's Kermit! Or.. boobs? No.
It's fucking stupid.

NT: Full House. (duh!)

Everywhere you look,
the milkman, the paperboy
and the Olsen Twins

NT: TGIF (as in the ABC Friday Night lineup)

[A.N. Other]

Ah, that damn jingle
And shows no one remembers
Or, at least I don't.

NT: Bambo, the deer from Deer Avenger

[Richter]

Ties on bandana
Faun takes unsteady first steps
and picks up a gun.

NT: BOB SAGGET!

[AFK]

He who made famous
the baseball bat to the crotch
Fuck You Bob Saget!!!

nt:  Pterodactyl Handler X as a Bank Teller. 

[e]

Two hundred dollars?
PTERODACTYLS WILL EAT YOU!
What kind of bills, please?

NT: referencing in-jokes that you don't really know.

[Chairman Risus]

How can I be a
Really real discordian?
What motorcycle?


NT:  Why Hunter shaved his beard.

[hunter s.durden]

In the third quatrain,
the prophet said the shaving
will signal the end.

NT: Cram Lies.

[Chairman Risus]

"Yes it's a real 'stache
The check is in the mail, and
I don't love teh cock"
                         \\



NT: The REAL reason WOMP wants your face

[Richter]

Clever MS Paint?
Really we're Iron Fappers
It is all a lie.

NT: Bad comic book / music combinations

[AFK]

"I am Iron Man"
Oh, Jughead you are Clever!
O Hai Mom! Cute dress.

nt:  i hear banjos

[e]

An empty night field,
The cricket's song drowned out by
The wild banjo's call.

NT: needlessly anthropomorphizing household objects

[Cainad (dec.)]

The toaster, loyal
All others are treacherous
Keep me safe, Toasty!

NT: delicious bagels

[Richter]

Fine smoked salmon
Cream cheese, hope garlic bagel...
NO! ASIAGO!

NT: Leatherworking for profit only.

[e]

It's an okay job.
But I wish my commissions
Had less dog bondage.

NT: aminal cruelty.