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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Daruko

#2745
May 12, 2008, 07:51:46 PM
Who am I to say
when a fetish goes too far.
Don't you like dog lips?

NT: God Balls

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2746
May 12, 2008, 07:53:53 PM
A favorite candy
everlasting Godstopper
Wonka's finest balls.

NT: Something Wicked This Way Comes
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

e

#2747
May 12, 2008, 08:01:26 PM
An often-used phrase:
Bubble bubble toil and shit,
Or Ray Bradbury?

NT: Roy Orbison

Daruko

#2748
May 12, 2008, 08:25:00 PM
Only the Lonely:
A bad book and a worse song.
Know The Way I Feel?

NT: Pretty Boy Floyd

AFK

#2749
May 12, 2008, 08:26:39 PM
So, Pretty Boy Floyd
Had sex with L7 and had
an Ugly Kid Joe

NT:  pfft!!!!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#2750
May 12, 2008, 08:50:24 PM
Pfft, I say to you
pissing me off one last time
I want chocolate

NT: My avatar
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2751
May 12, 2008, 09:01:53 PM
The metallic hump,
the echoing moan of steel
breeding time on Hoth

NT: Scooby Doo
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Daruko

#2752
May 12, 2008, 09:12:13 PM
The real mystery:
What is in the scooby snacks,
LSD or Meth?

NT: Head Scabs

Sri Managahela Kalliflower

#2753
May 12, 2008, 10:46:07 PM
Do not test your skin
When you dye your hair so then
Scalp scabs drive you nuts.

NT: earthquakes

Bu🤠ns

#2754
May 12, 2008, 10:52:13 PM
i feel the earth move
shockwave shot throughout the house
gram ate many beans

nt: billy ocean

A.N. Other

#2755
May 13, 2008, 06:28:28 AM
Who the fuck is that?
Just some rhythm and blues guy.
Not that I would know.

NT: Cobra Commander's Political Campaign
"Wow, for an asshole, everyone loves you, honey." -My wife

AFK

#2756
May 13, 2008, 02:17:45 PM
On Election Day,
Vote Commander and Destro.
Or fucking elsssssssssssss

nt:  You find yourself hurtling towards the ground...
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Dr. Pataphoros, SpD

#2757
May 13, 2008, 02:27:09 PM
A susurrus of wild wind
Rushing past my face
Gee, the Earth is getting close...

Next: Armadillos
-Padre Pataphoros, Bearer of Nine Names, Custodian of the Gate to the Forward Four, The Man Called Nobody, Philosopher of the Eleventeenth Sphere, The Noisy Ninja, Guardian of the Silver Hammer, Patron of the Perpetual Plan B, The Lord High Slacker, [The Secret Name of Power]

AFK

#2758
May 13, 2008, 02:29:12 PM
Quote from: Pataphoros on May 13, 2008, 02:27:09 PM
A susurrus of wild wind
Rushing past my face
Gee, the Earth is getting close...

Next: Armadillos

heh, it's an inside-out haiku. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Daruko

#2759
May 13, 2008, 02:30:07 PM
awww... i knew this was bound to happen.  i wrote a haiku and didn't get it posted in time.  lol
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