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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Dimocritus

#2970
January 06, 2010, 09:13:51 PM
There once was a man
Whos name was Fat Dong Hung Lo
Master of his staff

NT: Hangovers
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

President Television

#2971
January 09, 2010, 01:11:35 AM
I have a headache.
I don't know exactly what
that is in my puke.

NT:the atom bomb
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Wishfarple

#2972
April 25, 2010, 02:46:04 AM
Louis Prima? Smooth.
Pass the shrimp cocktail, Frankie.
And some sunglasses.

Next up: Chubby Batman
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

Jasper

#2973
April 25, 2010, 04:20:07 AM
If you people keep this up I will shiv a motherfucker in the urethra.

dontblameyoko

#2974
April 25, 2010, 09:55:45 PM
Batman is so fat
that he broke the Batmobile.
Penguin looks thin now.

NT: Alan Rickman
BBBBP
PPBLL ~Ted Kennedy as a baby (http://beatonna.livejournal.com/116931.html)
"ty7h hg uh nmcx,m cv8t gygj jg" ~another baby

President Television

#2975
April 26, 2010, 12:14:38 AM
He is Severus
Snape. Alan Rickman, that is.
He speaks nasally.

NT: fried chicken
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

BadBeast

#2976
April 27, 2010, 01:20:19 AM
With oiled up feathers,
this most unlucky fried bird,
died, in boiling grease.

next subject, Vinnie Jones' Diary
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#2977
May 03, 2010, 05:52:38 AM
Bullet tooth Tony,
How green is my valley now?
Must remember to, . . . . . .

Next subject, Star Trek, (DS9)
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#2978
May 11, 2010, 07:51:41 AM
Wormhole Soothsayer,
Emissary Cisko weeps,
High on apple juice.

Next, TNG.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

dontblameyoko

#2979
May 14, 2010, 05:20:29 PM
"Earl Grey, hot." Captain
Picard uses the thing that
replicates the tea.

Next: oak tree(s)
BBBBP
PPBLL ~Ted Kennedy as a baby (http://beatonna.livejournal.com/116931.html)
"ty7h hg uh nmcx,m cv8t gygj jg" ~another baby

BadBeast

#2980
May 14, 2010, 05:34:11 PM
Mossy barked quercine,
I will not climb your branches,
I might crack my head.

Next, Judge Dredd
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

tyrannosaurus vex

#2981
May 15, 2010, 04:00:29 AM
I AM THE LAW, Punk!
Thus spake the Judge as he aimed,
fired, and killed my cat.

NT: The Flintstones.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

President Television

#2982
May 15, 2010, 09:03:19 AM
it's historically
inaccurate to quote Fred:
"yabba-dabba-doo"

NT: Stephen King
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

BadBeast

#2983
May 15, 2010, 03:19:40 PM
Churning out his wares,
Screenplays, disguised as novels,
same tale, every time.

crohns disease
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

President Television

#2984
May 16, 2010, 05:49:20 AM
damn watery shit
blood may also be passing
your bowels removed

NT: breakfast cereal
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.
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