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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Malaul

I hate washing things
the water gets so dirty
what a waste if time

next topic = burnt pop corn
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Den Sorte Dragen

being all alone
I wait for the cat come crawl
and purr at my door.
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

Malaul

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenbeing all alone
I wait for the cat come crawl
and purr at my door.
how does that relate to burnt pop corn? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


that was very lovely
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Den Sorte Dragen

Quote
Quote from: Malaul The CaffeinatrixXx
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragenbeing all alone
I wait for the cat come crawl
and purr at my door.
how does that relate to burnt pop corn? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

how it relates to cop porn?


Quotethat was very lovely


so r u
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

You burnt my popcorn!
Bobdamned evil prairie squid!
Now you get eaten!

Next topic: Litter Boxes
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Horab Fibslager

ode to litter box
all thigns even recyclables find their way to you
oh beautfiul g-file, in which belongs this 'haiku'
Hell is other people.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: horabode to litter box
all thigns even recyclables find their way to you
oh beautfiul g-file, in which belongs this 'haiku'

Next topic?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Mighty Cthulu of R'yleh

i have ate the next topic!
I's alarm clock is set. Wear pants!

Do not fear the inevitable!

Malaul

fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord
fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord
fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord

next topic

boot licking
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

You need that polished?
I have a licking device.
Only if there's steel.

Next topic: Eating Cthluhu
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Malaul

I like spaghetti
even when its for breakfast
anyone want some?


next topic = how much starbucks sucks
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Den Sorte Dragen

Quote from: MalaulI like spaghetti
even when its for breakfast
anyone want some?


next topic = how much starbucks sucks

the black hot substance
poured out of the weird machine
the coffeecat looked sad.
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

Anonymous

Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
the black hot substance
poured out of the weird machine
the coffeecat looked sad.

Den Sorte Dragen
Forgot to add a topic
Ah well, no biggie


Next topic: haiku


The Devia Discordia: Five, Seven, Five.

Pope Nag

Pope Nag pokes some fun
But then forgets to log in
Quite embarassing

next topic: still haiku


The Devia Discordia: Forgets his head next...

Malaul

nag, those where awsome!!

good job
2 gold stars for you
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock