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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Horab Fibslager

#825
August 27, 2004, 01:03:32 PM
oh hail mighty brahman
three headed cows from mars
the final food chain solution


next topic:
1000 bottles of beer on the wall
Hell is other people.

LMNO

#826
August 27, 2004, 01:54:28 PM
I drank all of them:
then, I got 2 hours of sleep.
Now I'm hung over.



Next topic: roadrunner

gnimbley

#827
August 27, 2004, 03:35:02 PM
beep beep beep beep beep
beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
beep beep beep beep beep

Next topic: underaged kitty alcoholics

LMNO

#828
August 27, 2004, 03:45:06 PM
Mewl, -hic- mewl (lap lap)
That is such a fake ID.
Kittie's got problems.


Next up: head explody

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#829
August 27, 2004, 06:38:01 PM
hey look it's the prez
Wave to john f. kennedy
What happened to him.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#830
August 27, 2004, 06:38:18 PM
fire season.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

LMNO

#831
August 27, 2004, 06:43:07 PM
You, season, are FIRED!
Trump's britches are now too big
Turn off the TV


Have at thee:  ephedrine

Donkeyotay

#832
August 27, 2004, 08:53:17 PM
I know a doctor
who makes millions of dollars
hocking ephedrine

Next Topic: Sey-Hay and Hey-Now

Anonymous

#833
August 27, 2004, 09:11:03 PM
Hey now! Heeeeeeeeeey now! What?
I sey heeeeey.... sorry I'm deaf,
Oh OK that's fine.

Next topic: How many pepperami's can you stick up your arse? (my friend wishes to know)

Donkeyotay

#834
August 28, 2004, 05:50:10 AM
twenty three he said
when asked how many of those
he could shove up there

Next Topic: Born in a microwave

Delusion

#835
August 28, 2004, 08:32:25 AM
Quote from: Donkeyotaytwenty three he said
when asked how many of those
he could shove up there

Next Topic: Born in a microwave

Born in the oven
it strove towards excellence
tragically fell

Next topic: What was it?
It's just not complete without tentacles.

Donkeyotay

#836
August 29, 2004, 02:49:44 AM
What was it that I
said that made her love me so?
Who cares, she loves me!

:vomit: :shock: :pie:

next topic: Rick Nielson of Cheap Trick

LMNO

#837
August 30, 2004, 01:10:17 PM
I want you to want
Me; I need you to need me
din' I see you cry?



::akward::

Next up: jury duty

~~~~Closed~~~~

#838
August 30, 2004, 01:15:09 PM
just say you hate gays,
blacks, mexicans, and jews. they
wont let you on.

next topic: Riff

LMNO

#839
August 30, 2004, 01:29:43 PM
Rock & Roll High School
"Riff Randall, Rock n Roller."
And then, mice explode.


Take a shot at: Insurance salesmen.
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