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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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LMNO

Ok, I forgive, because I love.

Of course, I could be chastened myself, seing as how us Discordians must stick apart; after all, why should We adhere to the rules of Haiku?

gnimbley


LMNO

heh.  Not anymore.


New Next topic:  Anarchy

Trollax

The modem is down
Not supposed to happen huh
More marketing shit

Next Topic........
Stress

LMNO

Aargh!  Fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Goddamit! Motherfucker!
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!



Batter up: the fine print

~~~~Closed~~~~

this is too easy
you didn't expect something else?
cash back guarantee


Next topic:
I'll feed the ducks soon
would youlike to help me out?
I didn't think so

chaosgraves:agentoferis

I would love to help
because I love ducks
but I'm washing hair

fuck the fucking fuckers and fuck the fuckers that fuck them.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

LMNO

A lot of fucking
going on around here, huh?
That's fucking way cool.


Next: Soul Power

Trollax

You do not have it
Because you are a problem
therefore I shall lie

Next topic:

Cultists

stabag

I don't need power
to keep my soul going strong
All I need is pegs

Next topic: Trains that swim
Fnord

Charlemagne

Look a swimming train!
Let's go and stop its swimming
On second thought, let's not

Next topic - Bella for President
Rightfully claiming the title Emperor of Scandinavia since 2003

chaosgraves:agentoferis

discordians vote?
in the unlikely event
that no one else did.

Cucumber shake.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

donkey otay

put the cucumber
in the blender with ice cream
press puree and drink

next topic: lazy Demon Seeds

stabag

Sleeping, sleeping seed
Lazy, lazy demon seed
go to bed and sneeze

Next: Topic
Fnord

chaosgraves:agentoferis

what were we saying?
do you remember or not?
maybe a subject?


mutants and masterminds
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.