The Haiku Game

[stabag]

Mastermind mutant
swollen head all abnormal
Looks like a huge swede

Next topic: Cars in the sky

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

in this day and age
wasn't there supposed to be
some flying cars, huh?!?!?

[stabag]

Whats the next topic?
I think its "yellow squirrels"
Well, don't you agree?

Next topic: Purple squirrels.

[Donkeyotay]

purple or yellow
I eat Devil Squerrels for
breakfast every day!

next topic: Catholic girls

[Charlemagne]

You look so good
I want to make sweet love to you
But you are a nun

Next topic: Keychains

[stabag]

(Man, 5,7,5 - is that so hard?)

Metal, rust and hook
And at the tip of the chain
Is a singing key

Next topic: Beards without parents

[Horab Fibslager]

(Man, 5,7,5 - is that so hard?)

yes as a matter of fact it is. :P


dismebodied beards
scourging the countryside
i'll protect your daughters!

next topic: the terible secret of space.

[stabag]

The one thing no man
ever could get the grip of -
space is made of newts

Next topic - Fur

[Charlemagne]

575? Woot? I thought it was just about writing a lot of crap in three rows!

Anyway:

Furs are great things
Made up mostly from hair
Ph34r the mighty fur

Next topic - Whining haiku-poets

[LMNO]

"You're doing it wrong"
Please adhere to all the rules
Otherwise, it's not really a haiku (but why the hell should we follow the rules if we're all Erisian anyway?)




Pot shots at: Snarky Discordians

[Donkeyotay]

the grammar nazi
can shove his colons up his
proverbial ass

next topic: Ruggiero Burnsides

[Charlemagne]

My last one was right
Ruggiero and also
The Burnsides

Next topic - The death of a discordian grammar nazi!

[LMNO]

"made up mostly from
hair" has only 6 syllables.
Oh, the nazi's dead.




take aim at: dandruff

[Charlemagne]

What is this weird word
What is its true meaning
I don't want to know

Next topic - Sex

[LMNO]

"What is it's true mean-
in" is just 6 syllables.
mmm, fucking is good.



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