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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Charlemagne

#885
September 03, 2004, 09:06:43 PM
Hi-ya! I kick you
Feel the pain, as I rain blows
on your brain! Owned!

Next topic - Cthulhu
Rightfully claiming the title Emperor of Scandinavia since 2003

Donkeyotay

#886
September 04, 2004, 03:06:33 AM
Cthulu shall eat
You first for not writing
Haikus correctly

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Charlemagne

#887
September 04, 2004, 08:59:16 AM
They took me away
My revenge shall come one day
Now save me from them!

Next topic - Lightbulbs
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Horab Fibslager

#888
September 04, 2004, 09:05:55 AM
phsopherent filament
omnidirectional halo
graven image

next: horab ran out of pot.
Hell is other people.

Demon Seed #three

#889
September 04, 2004, 09:39:58 AM
help  i am in need
of a plumer, my pipe is
broken, needs fixing



next topic: I grow hemp  :twisted:
"like glue on an envelope, if you lick your wounds too long, you are slowly poisioned." The duchess Demonica

"somewhere between Hollywood and its pretty happiness and an anguish so infinite it's anybody's guess is a place where people are all teachers and this just one long class and that ass will get you nowhere tonight
there's a dusty old dust storm on mars they say
so tonight you can't see it too clear, still i stood in line to look through their telescope looked like a distant ship light as seen from a foggy pier, and i know that i was warned still it was not what i hoped, yeah i know that i was warned
still it was not what i hoped
i think i'm done gunnin to get closer to some imagined bliss i gotta knuckle down just be ok with this 'course that star struck girl is already someone i miss"

Horab Fibslager

#890
September 04, 2004, 10:04:30 AM
fertilizer and light!
crosswire teh electrical box
the cops busted me for messing with the hydro


(yeah i know)
next:let's lynch the landlord
Hell is other people.

stabag

#891
September 04, 2004, 01:07:11 PM
Lets lynch the landlord
Lets glue him to the trailer
And drive through his land

Next: Shave him
Fnord

Donkeyotay

#892
September 04, 2004, 06:52:59 PM
norelco or bic
shave that fucking hairy prick
clean of pubic hairs

next topic: loopy fruits

Charlemagne

#893
September 04, 2004, 08:39:44 PM
Oh, I like my fruit
All hail the loopy fruits
Yes, hail indeed

Next topic - Cold beer
Rightfully claiming the title Emperor of Scandinavia since 2003

Horab Fibslager

#894
September 04, 2004, 10:25:28 PM
*drooooooooooool*
ice cold and refreshing
i like beer


next: sex in a thunderstorm
Hell is other people.

Marl Fublewonker

#895
September 04, 2004, 11:30:00 PM
That's not a haiku
But then the thunder rumbled
Someones having sex

Charlemagne

#896
September 05, 2004, 09:50:30 AM
Why can't people learn?
We want topics to haiku!
Give us our topic!

Next topic: Currency
Rightfully claiming the title Emperor of Scandinavia since 2003

Zorga, Oracle of Rum

#897
September 05, 2004, 06:00:34 PM
Zorga adores green
Emeralds flash, jade softly glows
Cash is best of all

Next topic: Bamboo
Piffle

Tantrums don't work on this family.
We breed demons and devil squerrils.

Marl Fublewonker

#898
September 05, 2004, 10:27:28 PM
I appologize
Bamboo snaps in the distance
Forgot the topic

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Donkeyotay

#899
September 07, 2004, 10:55:50 AM
multi-national
corporations operate
U. S. media

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