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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Anonymous

#1365
February 05, 2005, 11:25:28 PM
dung dung dung dung dung
dung dung dung  dung dung dung dung
dung dung dung dung dung

howzthatferrigonalti

agent compassion

#1366
February 06, 2005, 12:14:54 AM
Oh look, it's a guest!
Thinks his haiku is the best-
But it's just a mess!

Next up: The return of Aini: Good bad or indifferent?

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

East Coast Hustle

#1367
February 06, 2005, 01:16:15 AM
aini: by far the most
interesting troll-type since
Carl Eric Von Kleist

in fact she's much more
interesting than most of
the posters in here

8)

next: we'll try this again...the Queen Mum's dinner date with Andrew Dice Clay
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

agent compassion

#1368
February 06, 2005, 08:16:34 PM
You are invited
For tea and profanity
With Her Majesty.

:)

Next topic: Fried eggs and the people who love them.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Pedero

#1369
February 06, 2005, 09:03:58 PM
Cholesterol can
Be very bad for people
But I love fried eggs

Next topic: The Zen of donuts.
Rev. Episkopos Summus Sanctissimus REX the Pope Most Wholey Pedero,
Emperor,
the Royal Arch of Theoretical Authoritarians,
Maestosissime Commandante,
Los New Insurgentas de South America, Ltd.
A New ComIntern Division,
Primus Illuminatus,
Knower of Fnord,
K.S.C.

This message has been Sponsored by the Holy Royal Knights of the Octarine Octa-Pie as Enunciated by God Herself and her Five Applestoles.

The Emperor of the Bering Strait had no say in this, aside from the fnords every now and then.

Ben

#1370
February 06, 2005, 10:16:46 PM
Wholy holy dough
Enlightens all, but is it
Donut or doughnut?

NT: Who would win in a second revolutionary war?

agent compassion

#1371
February 07, 2005, 01:14:03 AM
The ones who will win
Will be the ones who rotate
Not revolve, you see.

Up next: Sorry, not a winner, please play again!

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

DJRubberducky

#1372
February 07, 2005, 04:02:39 PM
Disappointment comes
From beneath a bottle cap.
Pepsi, drown my woes!

Next up: fuzzy duck slippers
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

LMNO

#1373
February 07, 2005, 04:07:58 PM
"Fuzzy Duck" leads to
"Ducky Fuzz," which we all know
Leads to: "Duzzy Fuck?"



Why not: The 23rd resident of Boot Hill

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1374
February 07, 2005, 04:24:54 PM
Why not: The 23rd resident of Boot Hill

number twenty three
he didn't see it coming
aces and eights were

in his hand, but he
forgot the lengend about
Poker:Deadman's hand

Next: don't thouch my threads, man

LMNO

#1375
February 07, 2005, 04:31:08 PM
when you lead a fake
army, be sure to expect
some thread hijacking.


Up next: the incredibly lame superbowl halftime show.

Hoshiko

#1376
February 07, 2005, 04:33:01 PM
Please do not hijack
It's not very nice for those-
Oh look, a penis!


Next topic: That mystery smell in the Fridge
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Hoshiko

#1377
February 07, 2005, 04:33:57 PM
Damn. Well, I like yours better.

:mrgreen:
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

                   **************************
She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1378
February 07, 2005, 04:38:08 PM
Ever find something  :o  
covered in foil in the back :?
oh, no, it's MEAT CAKE :shock:

Next:George Carlin

LMNO

#1379
February 07, 2005, 04:40:39 PM
By the way, that "X" was on a triple letter score.
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