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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1695
July 13, 2005, 06:23:51 AM
you are teh suxor
haiku sare 5, 7, 5
not event rying

next:  why do we never stay on topic here :?

the other anonymous

#1696
July 15, 2005, 05:32:52 AM
Topic is teh suck
First Post! yells Slashdot luser
All else is chaos

Next Topic: Yellow

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1697
July 15, 2005, 05:35:47 AM
they call me mellow
yellow quite rightly I'm just
mad about saffron

next:  global warming sux, even if it doesn't exist :roll:

the other anonymous

#1698
July 15, 2005, 06:41:59 AM
"But it does exist!
Why, just look at the ice age!"
"That was not our fault!"

Next Topic: The Virtues of Cooking with Cast-Iron Skillets

Zurtok Khan

#1699
July 15, 2005, 06:53:25 AM
Behold! The burnt bits
they come off much easier
then with cast-iron

next: Iron Chef (the origonal japonese version) rocks.  Alot.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

the other anonymous

#1700
July 15, 2005, 07:03:11 AM
Duh, of course it rocks.
The Japanese do stuff better.
Especially porn.

Next Topic: ANIME TENTACLE PORN!!!

Zurtok Khan

#1701
July 15, 2005, 07:07:52 AM
The Scrid does not do
Hentai.  If you ask nicely he does
know how to pleasure you, though.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

the other anonymous

#1702
July 15, 2005, 07:19:04 AM
What's the Next Topic?
I am lost in a sea of
Possibility.

Next Topic: The Five Elements (and I expect five verses!)

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1703
July 15, 2005, 08:05:11 AM
there was a band named
earth, wind and fire, were water
and ether just lost?

next: crazy band names

the other anonymous

#1704
July 15, 2005, 08:25:29 AM
We have no message
Our music is void of meaning
But our name is cool

Next Topic: Ms Haversham

Iron Sulfide

#1705
July 15, 2005, 03:56:17 PM
Quote from: the other anonymousWhat's the Next Topic?
I am lost in a sea of
Possibility.

Next Topic: The Five Elements (and I expect five verses!)

Sweet is the first One
an elemental taste test
brings sweet to the front

BOOM! BOOM! We were Shook
At the thunderous rolling
Second Element

It all was Pungent
In the wake of the next verse
But that don't stop me

They say the Prickle
Is the strongest Element
They are just kooky

But Orange is the 1337
Nothing can rhyme with it's name
Not even more Orange

[sorry, had to]

Next Topic: Ms Haversham
Ya' stupid Yank.

DJRubberducky

#1706
July 15, 2005, 05:18:33 PM
Satin-swaddled wraith,
Hey!  Watch out!  That's flammable!
Charcoal, anyone?

Next topic: It's carbecue season!
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

IntoxiChrist

#1707
July 15, 2005, 07:23:04 PM
Ode to the shotgun
Double-barrelled offering
The boomstick prevails

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#1708
July 15, 2005, 08:16:53 PM
Next topic: Why ban BGP?


WHY BAN ME!?!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!
WHY ME!?
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

IntoxiChrist

#1709
July 15, 2005, 08:18:07 PM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisNext topic: Why ban BGP?


WHY BAN ME!?!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!
WHY ME!?

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