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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#2100
September 24, 2006, 02:59:44 PM
As I sit and twirl
What a lucky little girl
with my  sit and spin


next topic:  Larry, Curly and Moe, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

P3nT4gR4m

#2101
October 22, 2006, 01:45:46 PM
Rhyming verse sucks ass
non rhyming also sucks ass
Haiku pwns j00r base

4-5-4 word
5-7-5 syllable

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

SiO2NaClH2oHgSetc.

#2102
October 22, 2006, 02:07:35 PM
now the haiku game
rise slumbering lumberjacks
game the haiku now

the other anonymous

#2103
October 23, 2006, 03:46:53 AM
Quote from: SiO2NaClH2oHgSetc. on October 22, 2006, 02:07:35 PM
now the haiku game
rise slumbering lumberjacks
game the haiku now

ell oh ell thread ruined
no next topic
now no one can do haiku

Next Topic: Clutch (the band)

Benaclypse

#2104
October 23, 2006, 03:52:17 AM
Fading to clutch,
And braking your face,
Is the music of the masses.

P.S.: Destroy all humans!

Jasper

#2105
October 23, 2006, 03:57:56 AM
You forgot the next topic.  :-(

Benaclypse

#2106
October 23, 2006, 04:03:44 AM
Er... N.T.: Destroy All Humans!

The Good Reverend Roger

#2107
October 23, 2006, 04:15:28 AM
Quote from: Benaclypse on October 23, 2006, 04:03:44 AM
Er... N.T.: Destroy All Humans!

Too many hoomans
Give me a flamethrower now
I will fix this shit.

NT:  Antidisestablishmentarianism.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#2108
October 23, 2006, 06:07:21 AM
it's a long word, but
not as long as that stupid word
in Mary Poppins.

NT: Rumsfeld falls in love
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Jasper

#2109
October 23, 2006, 06:19:46 AM
Dear heart, there's never enough
The memories we do share
Oh, money!  Money!!

NT: "Typical" discordian psychobabble

East Coast Hustle

#2110
October 23, 2006, 06:27:26 AM
LIEK, Z-O-M-G!
TWENTYTHREEPINEALGLAND
LOL! HAIL ERIS!

NT: Mt. Vesuvius vs. "morning after too much Budweiser" ass
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Messier Undertree

#2111
December 04, 2006, 03:54:14 AM
Herculaneum
Lager makes anus of fire
Gotta stop this shit

NT: Midget porn and HIMEOBS

Starship, take me

#2112
December 04, 2006, 04:45:15 AM
"Don Juan" Thumb bangs Eve
Exoatmospheric kill
What a money shot

NT:  Sabotaging Wal-Mart urinals in a faux-suede shirt
Extraction of Agent Starship in progress...

Have the Orbital Platforms on Standby, please

Narwhal9

#2113
December 05, 2006, 11:57:08 PM
In a faux-suide shirt
I urinate all over
The display toilets

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next topic: drinking too much coffee

Suu

#2114
December 06, 2006, 12:32:20 AM
Awake I ponder
a diuretic it is
pissing my day off

NT: Blow up dolls
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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