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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Suu

#2130
December 18, 2006, 03:25:22 PM Last Edit: December 18, 2006, 09:12:08 PM by kaousuu
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Pump out all the oil!
Kill the atmosphere!  Who cares?
Jesus will fix it!

:potd:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#2131
December 18, 2006, 07:31:18 PM
Quote from: DJRubberducky on December 18, 2006, 03:15:11 PM
NT: failed holiday recipes

This haiku is not
About fruitcake like you'd think.
Drink rancid egg nog!

NT: Drinking rancid egg nog.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#2132
December 18, 2006, 09:14:01 PM
I lift the cup to
My lips and then I realize
That it's rancid shit

NT: Helicopters
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#2133
December 20, 2006, 05:55:20 PM
Helicopters fly
and sometimes they crash and burn
I do not like them.

NP:  being uninspired
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#2134
December 20, 2006, 06:04:12 PM
Rev'rend Whats-His-Name
Is uninspired by the
helicopter thing

NT: Spaghetti Sauce
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#2135
December 20, 2006, 06:09:56 PM
Thank goodness for Shout
For those moments when your kid
Eats with her whole face.

NP:  LMNO Lurves the TSO
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

DJRubberducky

#2136
December 20, 2006, 06:40:21 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 20, 2006, 06:09:56 PMNP:  LMNO Lurves the TSO

When LMNO
Said he liked the TSO
He meant "Gay Cowboys".

NT: Big Gay Cowboys
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Jasper

#2137
December 20, 2006, 06:51:53 PM
Bmmm-tch.  Pt-t-tch.
Bmmm-tch.  Da nah nah.
Bmmm-tch.  Pt-t-tch.

NT: Onomatopoeia

LMNO

#2138
December 20, 2006, 06:54:09 PM
Quote from: Felix Mackay on December 20, 2006, 06:51:53 PM
Bmmm-tch.  Pt-t-tch.
Bmmm-tch.  Da nah nah.
well, helloooo, sailor!

NT: Onomatopoeia





Fixed for extra gayness.

Suu

#2139
December 20, 2006, 08:42:51 PM
Buzz wack crash murmur
Bam bam bam boom hush shh crunch
Onomatopoeias yeah!

NT: Corn husks
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#2140
December 20, 2006, 08:48:58 PM
Good for tamales
Bad for washing your new car
even worse as shoes.

NP:  Living in Cubicle World
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

P3nT4gR4m

#2141
December 20, 2006, 08:52:22 PM
Just me and pan
toilet roll is out
welcome to hell

NT: vicious circle

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

#2142
December 20, 2006, 08:52:53 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 20, 2006, 08:48:58 PM
Good for tamales
Bad for washing your new car
even worse as shoes.

NP:  Living in Cubicle World

...Dude, you wear corn husks for shoes? WTF?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

hunter s.durden

#2143
December 21, 2006, 09:44:07 AM
vicious circle

wake up, take a drink
beat my wife, pray to jesus
i am doing fine


NT: SSOOKN
This space for rent.

Triple Zero

#2144
December 21, 2006, 09:59:48 AM
the semi secretTM
is best revealed by asking
your pineal gland

NT: radioactivity
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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