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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2295 on: April 01, 2007, 05:54:37 pm »
When i'm composing a haiku on a deep subject, like boogers or vinegar, I listen to My Chemical Romance, because they are the most punk band of all time.

what??

MCR is like the most suckiest band EVAR, especially on the venerable subject of pickled boogers, they have made some statements which are simply not to be excused.

i would demonstrate this plain scientific fact, if only i would have a very .. long .. cat at my disposal which you of course understand (or will understand later) is crucial for the display of scientific rigor i have in mind.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2296 on: April 03, 2007, 06:00:43 pm »
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2297 on: April 03, 2007, 06:04:20 pm »
Oh, shit.  It's 2004, all over again.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2298 on: April 03, 2007, 06:12:55 pm »
When i'm composing a haiku on a deep subject, like boogers or vinegar, I listen to My Chemical Romance, because they are the most punk band of all time.

what??

MCR is like the most suckiest band EVAR, especially on the venerable subject of pickled boogers, they have made some statements which are simply not to be excused.

i would demonstrate this plain scientific fact, if only i would have a very .. long .. cat at my disposal which you of course understand (or will understand later) is crucial for the display of scientific rigor i have in mind.



Bullshit.
The punkness of bands are rated 5 (way punk), to 1 (fake poopy punk).
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4: Good Charlotte, All American Rejects,
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2: NOFX, Dropkick Murphy's, Rancid
1: The Clash, The Ramones, Sex Pistols

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2299 on: April 03, 2007, 06:39:44 pm »
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2300 on: April 03, 2007, 06:43:29 pm »
that chart is accurate.

this means the Dead Kennedys rate a 0.2.
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2301 on: April 03, 2007, 06:47:21 pm »
I think The Stooges are in negative numbers.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2302 on: April 03, 2007, 06:47:51 pm »
you mean curly, moe, et. al.?

or were there other Stooges
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2303 on: April 03, 2007, 06:48:21 pm »
I will kill a motherfucker.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2304 on: April 03, 2007, 06:48:40 pm »
Noone ranks lower than the Sex Pistols.
The Stooges are close.
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2305 on: April 03, 2007, 07:03:07 pm »
I will kill a motherfucker.

You have to do it in all caps, or it loses the effect.
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2306 on: April 03, 2007, 07:05:15 pm »
may also have effect if you try to whisper it

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2307 on: April 03, 2007, 07:06:50 pm »
I will kill a motherfucker.

You have to do it in all caps, or it loses the effect.


I was trying to make it a simple statement of fact.


However, if you insist:

you mean curly, moe, et. al.?

or were there other Stooges

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2308 on: April 03, 2007, 07:25:19 pm »
haiku is not punk
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what are you eating?
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2309 on: April 03, 2007, 09:29:26 pm »
sorry guys i forgot about my long cat proof of punkness

btw i was wondering

if you guys could answer for me:

1. what are you listening to?
2. what are you eating?
3. what are you drinking (and how) ?
4. what's the weather over there?
5. why do you think sports team X would suck at Y and win tomorrows game or not?

you are also allowed to use syllables.
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