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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Cramulus

#2310
April 03, 2007, 09:31:57 PM
the answer to the first three questions is:

BUTTS LOL

Triple Zero

#2311
April 03, 2007, 09:38:17 PM
3a. but how?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Payne

#2312
April 03, 2007, 09:40:37 PM
Tubgirl style, Straw, or Funnel?

Thurnez Isa

#2313
April 03, 2007, 10:32:45 PM
1. nothing
2. store bought pizza
3. tea, from a cup
4. cold and murky
5. First thought is that Edmonton should slaughter Minnesota tonight, but you never know. Minnesota does play that style of hockey that if you make some mistakes... Other then that no good games on tonight
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Triple Zero

#2314
April 03, 2007, 10:43:07 PM
WRONG NUMBER OF SYLLABLES!!!!

NT: RIGHT NUMBER OF SYLLABLES
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

P3nT4gR4m

#2315
April 04, 2007, 01:48:17 AM
five, seven five
is option number one
four six four, two

NT: Fucking with time honoured formulae

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

theCalmpsychopath

#2316
April 04, 2007, 02:55:45 AM
FUCK THE THE TIME HONORED FORMULA
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

Thurnez Isa

#2317
April 04, 2007, 05:16:41 AM
Quote from: triple zero on April 03, 2007, 10:43:07 PM
WRONG NUMBER OF SYLLABLES!!!!

NT: RIGHT NUMBER OF SYLLABLES

fuck Haiku's
I hate em

(mainly cause I suck at em)
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

tyrannosaurus vex

#2318
April 04, 2007, 05:26:56 AM
hai-ku n.: a genre of poetry devoted to forming simple phrases, using William Shatner's speech pattern.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

theCalmpsychopath

#2319
April 04, 2007, 04:04:37 PM
 :lulz:
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

Lies

#2320
April 04, 2007, 04:39:44 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on April 04, 2007, 01:48:17 AM
five, seven five
is option number one
four six four, two

NT: Fucking with time honoured formulae

You fucking shit
New formula to use
Is this funny

Yes/no

Next topic: Think outside the toolbox
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

#2321
April 06, 2007, 12:33:17 PM
could somebody replace this thread with this link?

http://www.elvicities.com/~ananames/haiku/overload.html
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Lies

#2322
April 13, 2007, 02:33:59 PM
I think this needs to be posted here.

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Triple Zero

#2323
April 14, 2007, 10:41:17 AM
damn you! i was sorta hoping we could let this thread die, after i posted the overload...

:)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Richter

#2324
April 14, 2007, 02:50:54 PM
Please refrain from
Defecation upon Lawn
You Dog will be shot.

-R
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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