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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2355 on: July 05, 2007, 06:34:19 pm »
When the moon hits your
Eye. Its a like pizza pie
that's amore. yup.
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2356 on: July 05, 2007, 06:55:00 pm »
Next Topic: ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT!! (Note: not an OB, just a haiku about one...)

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2357 on: July 05, 2007, 06:58:58 pm »
When the moon hits your
Eye. Its a like pizza pie
that's amore. yup.


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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2358 on: July 05, 2007, 07:32:31 pm »
once when i was nine
this guy gave me a lollipop
that day really sucked

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2359 on: July 05, 2007, 11:49:52 pm »
THE SCROLL OF BUDDHA'S GHOST PENIS COMMANDS YUO!

« Last Edit: July 06, 2007, 12:26:15 am by Netaungrot »
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2360 on: July 07, 2007, 04:52:35 am »
that was great. a little wordy though?

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2361 on: July 09, 2007, 11:24:10 pm »
THAT WASNT A HAIKU!

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2362 on: July 13, 2007, 06:35:05 pm »
It might be... I dunno how many syllables it had, do you?
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2363 on: July 13, 2007, 08:45:49 pm »
THAT WASNT A HAIKU!
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2364 on: July 13, 2007, 08:47:26 pm »
It might be... I dunno how many syllables it had, do you?


"scroll"



1 syllable.  17 times.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2365 on: July 13, 2007, 08:51:32 pm »
scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll
scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll
scroll scroll scroll scroll snow
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2366 on: July 13, 2007, 08:58:49 pm »
all i see is fnords
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2367 on: July 13, 2007, 11:37:29 pm »
all i see is fnords

And the the spirit of Eris settled upon poor Ratatosk and she said: See and Look! For Rev. What's-His-Name has forced upon you a filk, and you must take down the words of the Filk and post them so that all may be infected.

And I saw and there were words, sung by St. Gulik and yet it was not Gulik, but some Beatles instead:

Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord.
There's nothing on the pages of the news
And that nothing is why you've got the blues.
Nothing you can see but you can learn how to spot the CoN
It's easy.

There's nothing hidden in a Twenty-Three.
No one behind the Masks for you to see.
None of it is true, but if you give it some time
It's easy.

All I see is Fnords, All I see is Fnords,
All I see is Fnords, Fnord, Fnords is all I see..
Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord, Fnord.
All I see is Fnords, All I see is Fnords,
All I see is Fnords, Fnord, Fnords is all I see..

The secrets all are there for you to find.
The magic can be found if your not blind.
In 23's and 42's and of course The Law of 5's.
It's easy.

All I see is Fnords, All I see is Fnords,
All I see is Fnords, Fnord, Fnords is all I see
All I see is Fnords (not together now)
All I see is Fnords (but not really)
All I see is Fnords, Fnord, Fnords is all I see.
Fnords is all I see.
Fnords is all I see.
Fnords is all I see.


And the did the spirit of Eris rise up and exult in her FnordFest.

- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2368 on: October 24, 2007, 07:22:10 pm »
um not a haiku
i really like cinnamon toast
har har har har thump
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2369 on: October 24, 2007, 07:42:45 pm »
Paraphrase Beatles
But fnord is not all you need
Roll so, ITT
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