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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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egg

gently but with love
al jorgenson was lying
you will not succeed

NT: battlefield earth: the movie  :lulz:

Payne

Scientologists
L. Ron and Travolta were
No excuse for this

NT: The death of funnay

Triple Zero

bleeding in the street
everyone laughing at him
that's bad, thought the clown

NT: little computer people
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

they want to be big
It is not in their control
Alas, such is F8

NT:  granola bars
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

It may be healthy,
oats, fruit, honey in a block
Still, it tastes like crap

NT: Video Games
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Cramulus

I'll gun you down twice!
First, in Halo 3 online.
Then, next week at school.


NT: Your Job

AFK

Teaching kids to Say:
No to drugs and alcohol.
Then, go home and drink.

NT:  Trapezoids
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

One. Two. Three. Four. Five?
You're doing it wrong again.
And, no right angles.

NT: How puns kill you

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

I meant it in jest
but the Captain hated puns
Now I'll be keelhauled.

NT: Durian Fruit


(Oh you said kill, not keel...)
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

hunter s.durden

I like to kill kids
Fuck the next topic you fags
I like to murder
This space for rent.

Richter

Churchill had his scotch
JFK his Marilyn
Hunter loves his hate

NT: People who complain about children's movies
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Triple Zero

well i did think that
sex scene was a littlebit
off dont you agree?

NT: stealing Cain's favourite tricks
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: triple zero on December 04, 2007, 05:26:57 PM
well i did think that
sex scene was a littlebit
off dont you agree?

NT: stealing Cain's favourite tricks

There she stands alone,
at the usual corner
I beat Cain to her.


NT: 4Chan
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Richter

Can't troll the /b/tards
They're too weird there already.
How do I shit Brix?


NT: Orange
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

i say banana,
again i say banana,
now i say orange.

NT:  I should have taken that left turn at Albequerque
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.