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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2445 on: January 10, 2008, 04:25:47 pm »
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2446 on: January 10, 2008, 05:01:54 pm »
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« Reply #2447 on: January 10, 2008, 05:14:30 pm »
Up in a bellfry
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2448 on: January 14, 2008, 05:40:43 am »
ore wa D yo
kanojo ippai iru
playboy janai yo


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« Reply #2449 on: January 14, 2008, 03:35:07 pm »
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2450 on: January 14, 2008, 04:28:45 pm »
"Playboy" is also a 20th century American term for "player", hence the magazine of the same title.
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2451 on: January 14, 2008, 05:04:36 pm »
NOT A HAIKU!!!!
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2452 on: January 14, 2008, 05:15:58 pm »
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Oh you weeaboo
With your japanese haiku
hai desu desu



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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2453 on: January 14, 2008, 06:27:53 pm »
Paul is in the ring.
unleashing his signature
move, The Unfair Tax

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2454 on: January 14, 2008, 06:50:10 pm »
Doorbell rings – ding dong   
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2455 on: January 14, 2008, 07:07:39 pm »
Hey you! Hillary!
I think you missed that spot there.
Wallpaper's a bitch!

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2456 on: January 14, 2008, 08:06:51 pm »
Inneffective sword.
Improbable colon form.
For the kids, ya know.

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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2457 on: January 14, 2008, 08:10:59 pm »
Physics, chemistry
It's poetry in motion
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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2458 on: January 15, 2008, 06:03:02 am »
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Oh you weeaboo
With your japanese haiku
hai desu desu


I know i am so awesome.

I'm living in japan right now.  At least for another few months


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Re: The Haiku Game
« Reply #2459 on: January 18, 2008, 05:56:54 pm »
Infuse stagnant pool
Bubbles will make an odd drink.
remember: add scotch

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