The Haiku Game

[Suu]

Syllables of five
What? Seven you say now? Oh dear.
This is too much work.


NT: Failed Haiku

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

The swan floats along
Sometimes there aren't enough syllables
Oh that last line was way too long
and damn it so was that one.
hell, now I have too many lines
and

Oh FAIL.

NT: Scientology

[Cramulus]

NT: Failed Haiku

just gonna jack this one...



There once was a man from the sticks
who liked to write limericks.
But he wrote them too short

[e]

I love anti-limericks.

Mean old Xenu man
Blows up billions of dead souls
GIANT THREE DEE FILMS!!!!!!!

topic: when drugs and science fiction mix

[Bu🤠ns]

my bios-brain ticks
buy motor oil and lube
my philip k. dicks

teletubbies 2012

[e]

Scarring adult minds
They infiltrate your network
Singing happy songs.

topic: a haiku in which the second line is only one word.

[Chairman Risus]

Here is your big word
Antinflamatory
Keep your big word k?

NT: Tourettes

[e]

You missed an "i" there
In your FLYING BABY SHIT
word in the FUCK middle.

topic: obscenity

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

Fuck Fuck shit titty
douche bag cunt retarded fag
dont i sound so smart?


NT: trains

[Bu🤠ns]

they're two they're four they're
SIX! SIX SIX! HATE! HATE! HATE! HATE!
...trucks and hauling freight.

nt: 

[e]

Shredded cat body
But he's too cute to murder!
(Evil doggy mind)

topic: Ghostbusters (the movie)

[Churro the Viscous]

Ghosts really exist.
If there's a ghost in your hood,
Who you gonna' call?

NT : Bob Dylan

[e]

Strumming the guitar,
Giving no chance to undead.
He busts ghosts with song!

topic: Zorses

[Churro the Viscous]

Cossar Ewart, wow,
You made some fugly creatures.
You're so fucked up, man.

NT : Children in the Streets of Chicago

[tyrannosaurus vex]

chicago street kids?
watchu talkin bout, willis?
watchu talkin bout?

NT: typical white women