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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Nast

#2640
April 13, 2008, 07:16:22 AM
"I like to eat 'green'"
"Right now, I'm in love with tea"
"Dear God, don't rape me!"

NT: pastel colors
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Chelagoras The Boulder

#2641
April 13, 2008, 07:36:47 AM
colors like salmon
and teal are just pink and green
to those with testes

NT: testes
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

e

#2642
April 13, 2008, 08:04:19 AM
Found some in my soup.
I laughed, and ate them.  Later:
Found that they were mine :(

topic: accidental autocannibalism

A.N. Other

#2643
April 14, 2008, 05:08:53 AM
This is pretty good
But holding my fork is hard...
Where did my feet go?

(Well, the best I could come with. Sorry.)

NT: Poetry
"Wow, for an asshole, everyone loves you, honey." -My wife

The Good Reverend Roger

#2644
April 14, 2008, 05:19:21 AM
Quote from: K-Scar on April 14, 2008, 05:08:53 AM
This is pretty good
But holding my fork is hard...
Where did my feet go?

(Well, the best I could come with. Sorry.)

NT: Poetry

Poetry is fine
But do it alone please and
Wash your hands after


NT:  Antidisestablishmentarianism.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Doktor Loki

#2645
April 14, 2008, 05:29:23 AM
Hey, that word is quite long
pseudointellectuals
use it to sound smart

nt: wine drinking, bloodless anarchistic revolution spouting socialist communist pseudointellectuals
Not a Doctor?  Why, of course I'm a Doctor!  Why else would I have this scalpel?      ~Doctor Mad

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
- William Shakespeare

"If you hear crazy voices in your head which tell you to do something, even something evil, YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE GOD." - Soren Keirkegaard

The Good Reverend Roger

#2646
April 14, 2008, 05:32:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Loki on April 14, 2008, 05:29:23 AM
Hey, that word is quite long
pseudointellectuals
use it to sound smart

nt: wine drinking, bloodless anarchistic revolution spouting socialist communist pseudointellectuals

Who are you calling
Psuedointellectual
My little chewtoy?

Next topic:  Revenge of legendary proportions
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Doktor Loki

#2647
April 14, 2008, 05:35:05 AM
wasnt really talk
ing 'bout you, but hey, vengeance
is cool with me, Rev.

nt:  wildcard, do as though wilt
Not a Doctor?  Why, of course I'm a Doctor!  Why else would I have this scalpel?      ~Doctor Mad

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
- William Shakespeare

"If you hear crazy voices in your head which tell you to do something, even something evil, YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE GOD." - Soren Keirkegaard

The Good Reverend Roger

#2648
April 14, 2008, 05:41:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Loki on April 14, 2008, 05:35:05 AM
wasnt really talk
ing 'bout you, but hey, vengeance
is cool with me, Rev.

nt:  wildcard, do as though wilt

HEY!  THAT'S CHEATING!   :argh!:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2649
April 14, 2008, 05:47:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Loki on April 14, 2008, 05:29:23 AM
Hey, that word is quite long
pseudointellectuals
use it to sound smart

nt: wine drinking, bloodless anarchistic revolution spouting socialist communist pseudointellectuals

:mittens:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Loki

#2650
April 14, 2008, 05:53:32 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 14, 2008, 05:41:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Loki on April 14, 2008, 05:35:05 AM
wasnt really talk
ing 'bout you, but hey, vengeance
is cool with me, Rev.

nt:  wildcard, do as though wilt

HEY!  THAT'S CHEATING!   :argh!:

Sorry, brother, but have you ever met a SubGenius that played all the way fair?
Not a Doctor?  Why, of course I'm a Doctor!  Why else would I have this scalpel?      ~Doctor Mad

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
- William Shakespeare

"If you hear crazy voices in your head which tell you to do something, even something evil, YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE GOD." - Soren Keirkegaard

e

#2651
April 14, 2008, 06:10:18 AM
Flying psychic guys
And they're all Wiccan as well?
I must be on drugs.

new topic: George R R Martin but NOT fantasy books

e

#2652
April 15, 2008, 06:24:48 PM Last Edit: April 15, 2008, 08:21:05 PM by TheStripèdOne
since I appear to have killed it:

I write other stuff
But nobody seems to know.
I like toy knights, too!

topic: anything at all :x

Eve

#2653
April 15, 2008, 09:36:51 PM
Looking to the sun,
I shake my fist at the sky
and shout, Fuck This Noise.

NT: orange.
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Suu

#2654
April 15, 2008, 09:49:56 PM
Orange is teh shit
Pretty color, tasty fruit
Shop at H&M!


:|


NT:  :|
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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