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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Cramulus

#2715
April 29, 2008, 08:10:21 PM
now flame retardant:
Discotechs and Taco Bell.
Thanks Electric Six!



NT: things you mutter while standing at a photocopier

Suu

#2716
April 29, 2008, 08:10:35 PM
Don't you wanna know
why we keep starting fires?
Insurance payouts.


NT: If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, come on sugar let me know.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#2717
April 29, 2008, 08:10:55 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 29, 2008, 08:10:21 PM
now flame retardant:
Discotechs and Taco Bell.
Thanks Electric Six!



NT: things you mutter while standing at a photocopier

OH FUCK YOU.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#2718
April 29, 2008, 08:14:10 PM
Quote from: Suu! on April 29, 2008, 08:10:55 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on April 29, 2008, 08:10:21 PM
now flame retardant:
Discotechs and Taco Bell.
Thanks Electric Six!



NT: things you mutter while standing at a photocopier

OH FUCK YOU.

I think your meter's a bit off, dearie.

Suu

#2719
April 29, 2008, 09:00:28 PM
My Haiku is betterer.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#2720
April 29, 2008, 09:07:22 PM
NT

Why Suu's haiku sucked.

hunter s.durden

#2721
April 29, 2008, 09:12:29 PM
Head in the damn clouds
She fails at everything she does
Jedi runs her life
This space for rent.

hunter s.durden

#2722
April 29, 2008, 09:12:49 PM
NT: FULL HOUSE
This space for rent.

Suu

#2723
April 29, 2008, 09:52:09 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on April 29, 2008, 09:12:29 PM
Head in the damn clouds
She fails at everything she does
Jedi runs her life

:roll:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

hunter s.durden

#2724
April 29, 2008, 09:56:48 PM
I sound like her dad
"Turn off that damn Jedi movie"
The hatred flows now

NT: Pete and Pete
This space for rent.

Chelagoras The Boulder

#2725
May 02, 2008, 05:48:05 AM
Hey, remember that
show that used to be on Nick?
alas, me neither

NT: childhood memories
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

e

#2726
May 02, 2008, 06:49:47 PM
Childhood memories,
I was try'n ta forget you!
(Synthesizer)

NT: Duran Duran

Bu🤠ns

#2727
May 05, 2008, 08:27:42 AM
reach out for the sun-
rise and jump from the reflex
you just burned your hand

i'll make a bet: mindy's cheesecake or strudel?

e

#2728
May 07, 2008, 08:20:24 PM
Strudel's fun to say,
But cheesecake is delicious.
Cursed Dichotomies!

NT: How nobody likes haiku any more

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2729
May 07, 2008, 08:25:01 PM
What is a haiku?
Once beautiful poetry
Now, english homework

NT: ASCII Art
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson
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