The Haiku Game

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Always loosing things
in creepy french quantum holes
I swear at the fish.

Next topic: brass kisses

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Hershey's now running
On slightly lower budget-
But Kisses of brass?!


I mean, come on. Oh, er....

Next Topic: Pedophobia (fear of children)

[Malaul]

ohpleasegodnodont
I dont wanna be a MOM
scary little beasts!!!

next topic = dehydrated water

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Water without the
Dihydrogen Monoxide.
Now safer to drink!

Next Topic: Moby-Dick

[Guido Finucci]

consumed by vengence
when the great white whale dies
Ahab is nothing



Next topic: out of phase

[Pope Nag]

Next topic: out of phase

Battle, waves of sound!
One plus one equals zero
All will meet their match


I think that's what you meant, anyway.

Next topic: Knock knock joke

[MedeoPlusPlus]

A banana knocks
Repeats its name, then gives up.
Orange you glad of that?

Next Topic: Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

[Guido Finucci]

raindrops pelting down
try to catch a silver tail
a handful of sky

I think I may have missed the point a bit on that one. Still, I quite like the haiku.


Next topic: drunk students

[Pope Nag]

Next topic: drunk students

Floor and face collide
Former lunch revisited
Thus one learns nothing

[Pope Nag]

Or, just for fun:


WhASs disss haaiKu thin?
Y-you Keep coun'ing fFingers
tHink i'm gonna hurl



next topic: Elvis

[MedeoPlusPlus]

Wild shaking hips
Makes 50s' parents angry.
Thankya very much!

Next Topic: Dark Side of the Moon

[Horab Fibslager]

the lunatics are on the grass
a different tune
and everyday the paperboy brings more

next:
base

[mobbing]

missed the topic
but at least I used the word
here is it: base

next topic: silence

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

All your base, base, base
All your base, are belong to
Us, all your base, base

[mobbing]

the sacred silence
silence like a cancer grows
most breakable of all

next topic: tomato soup