News:

OK fuckers, let me out of here. I farted for you, what more do you want from me? Jesus fuck.

Main Menu

The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 ... 206
User actions

Precious Moments Zalgo

#2910
February 10, 2009, 07:46:48 PM
Quote from: indifferent betty on January 08, 2009, 05:25:15 PMNT: Victory over communism
the cold war is over
we kicked your commie butts
three cheers for Reagan

NT: Scientology
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Lazera the forgotten

#2911
February 10, 2009, 11:14:54 PM
Hubbard was so smart
It is all a giant scam
It should have been mine.

NT: alzheimers
For every market a sub market grows

Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 13, 2008, 10:36:53 PM
A spell to make people quit fucking with you that REALLY works;

Finely grind wormwood and red pepper. Add garlic and onion salt. Mix completely.

Throw it in the fuckers eyes.

Soylent Green

#2912
February 12, 2009, 12:42:46 AM
Quote from: Lost Boy on February 10, 2009, 11:14:54 PM
Hubbard was so smart
It is all a giant scam
It should have been mine.

NT: alzheimers

I can't remember

That old fifth of November

Due to alzheimers

NT: Racism and its affect on how people vote and how they treat grocers of different races because of what they were taught when they were younger and what society has told them is acceptable.  :lulz:

Precious Moments Zalgo

#2913
February 12, 2009, 01:24:32 AM
Quote from: Skieth on February 12, 2009, 12:42:46 AMNT: Racism and its affect on how people vote and how they treat grocers of different races because of what they were taught when they were younger and what society has told them is acceptable.  :lulz:
Blacks vote Democrat
Bag those groceries, sambo
Just like Pappy said

NT: how Skieth tried to ruin this thread  :p
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Soylent Green

#2914
February 12, 2009, 01:35:35 AM
Quote from: Pastor-Mullah Zappathruster on February 12, 2009, 01:24:32 AM
Quote from: Skieth on February 12, 2009, 12:42:46 AMNT: Racism and its affect on how people vote and how they treat grocers of different races because of what they were taught when they were younger and what society has told them is acceptable.  :lulz:
Blacks vote Democrat
Bag those groceries, sambo
Just like Pappy said

NT: how Skieth tried to ruin this thread  :p

:argh!: lol

I tried to kid around
But someone was lurking here
And they did foil me

NT: Chewing on WWJD bands.  :mrgreen:

NWC

#2915
February 12, 2009, 03:39:50 AM Last Edit: February 12, 2009, 03:41:40 AM by Bunker Sorbet
Quote from: Skieth on February 12, 2009, 01:35:35 AM

NT: Chewing on WWJD bands.  :mrgreen:

what would jesus do
strung out after a crack binge
"feel......bad.....chewey.....good"

nt: dalai lama's proposed retirement package
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED

P3nT4gR4m

#2916
February 12, 2009, 01:38:40 PM
get the fuck out of dodge
the chinese are on the way
reincarnation

NT: Banks begging on street corners

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

fomenter

#2917
February 12, 2009, 05:35:02 PM Last Edit: February 15, 2009, 08:27:27 AM by Fomenter
golden parachute
is not big enough for us
your tax dollar please


NT hope Obama style
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Jasper

#2918
February 15, 2009, 07:22:13 AM
195 pages of shitty haikus?  What the hell is wrong with you people?  Words fail me.  I hate you all.

Rev. Asshat

#2919
February 15, 2009, 12:51:55 PM
penis, penis, cunt
penis, penis, penis, cunt
penis, vagina
my email address is masterrichiep@gmail.com

Lazera the forgotten

#2920
February 16, 2009, 09:55:32 PM
I guess it's my job
To create the next haiku
I hate everyone.

NT: why the apple company sucks.
For every market a sub market grows

Quote from: The Reverend Asshat on May 13, 2008, 10:36:53 PM
A spell to make people quit fucking with you that REALLY works;

Finely grind wormwood and red pepper. Add garlic and onion salt. Mix completely.

Throw it in the fuckers eyes.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2921
February 17, 2009, 07:58:22 PM
iHate MacIntosh
iThink Marketing is lame
iWish they'd beat Gates

iNT: Dungeons and Dragons 4th Ed.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Prelate Diogenes Shandor

#2922
February 21, 2009, 03:22:51 AM
Wizards of the Coast
Money Grubbing corporate jerks
They rip the nerds off

NT: Opening stanza of haiku must be "Man From Nantucket"
Praise NHGH! For the tribulation of all sentient beings.

a plague on both your houses -Mercutio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrTGgpWmdZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVWd7nPjJH8

It is an unfortunate fact that every man who seeks to disseminate knowledge must contend not only against ignorance itself, but against false instruction as well. No sooner do we deem ourselves free from a particularly gross superstition, than we are confronted by some enemy to learning who would plunge us back into the darkness -H.P.Lovecraft

He who fights with monsters must take care lest he thereby become a monster -Nietzsche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

You are a fluke of the universe, and whether you can hear it of not the universe is laughing behind your back -Deteriorata

Don't use the email address in my profile, I lost the password years ago

fomenter

#2923
February 21, 2009, 03:44:34 AM
Man From Nantucket
thought he was a girl so he
did try to tuck it

nt finish limerick in haiku form
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Jasper

#2924
February 21, 2009, 08:43:17 AM
I hope you all die of cerebral palsy.

SOMEHOW.
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 ... 206
User actions