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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Dr Rock

Your music is tight
I don't know much about you
Is Jenna your sis?





Next Topic: suicide girls

MedeoPlusPlus

The chicks love this one:
"Suicide Hotline: Please hold"
-but death's still no joke.

Next Topic: Chaosgraves:AgentofEris
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: MedeoThe chicks love this one:
"Suicide Hotline: Please hold"
-but death's still no joke.

Next Topic: Chaosgraves:AgentofEris

Silly little man,
We know you are Medeo's twin,
but there'salways room.

Next topic:  Determination of error in parametric equations.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Den Sorte Dragen

Are we supposed to?
only write haiku´s in here
on a given theme?
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

only if you want
to avoid the stabbity
death of horrid doom

next topic:  put that bong down

 
http://www.n3kl.org/sun/noaa.html


"I don't want the world.
I just want your half."


MedeoPlusPlus

I would put it down...
but it seems my hands are glued.
Might as well use it!

Next Topic: Alternative uses for a bong
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Bella

there is more than one
kind of tea one can brew in
a bong, like oohlong.

Next Topic: Stabbity Death
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

MedeoPlusPlus

1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Trollax

What's the deal with that?
Nasty soda is a toon?
fuck that, gimmie coke...

NEXT TOPIC...................

Black adder

Den Sorte Dragen

black adder black adder you
wretched litle evil man
you´re welcome on forums
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

illusion

Dragen specified
no new topic, which leaves the
choice of one to me  :twisted:

Next Topic: Insomnia

mobbing

coffee, worrys and other stuff
keep you from sleeping, all night
listen to me => fall asleep

next topic: tux
sigerm halkret meg tenibran kelfe zramt
favourite comic strip

Malaria test subject #777

give me my good old
straight jacket anytime man
keep this goddam tux

Next Topic: Christmas Fruitcake
A lab accident in the sperm bank made me what I am today.


The Good Reverend Roger

Passed around like a
cheap prostitute, nobody
wants the fruitcake.

Next subject:  The propensity of liver cancer to metastasize to other organs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pope Nag

like flies in summer
bad news never comes alone;
one more statistic

Next topic: Synchronicity