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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Den Sorte Dragen

Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: Den Sorte Dragen
Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferisgets the feeling that den is too stoned to write about loose morals.

*sigh*

topic fanatics
like you are only thinkin
about loose morals

next topic: "happy now?"
wait aminute.... I just said that I thought you were to stoned to do it... not that you had to do it.... please look at my tips again.



I sit content
happy is a state of mind see
my daughter is here


next: whatever the hell you want

you got a daughter?
a lucky guy you must be
having kids is nice
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative

Horab Fibslager

a heathen fanatic
lock up your daughters
give your virginity to charity

next: calgary pwnz tampa
Hell is other people.

Bella

Duddley Dooright vs
Flipper. No contest. Tampa
pwned by Calgary

Next Topic: chat rooms
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

chaosgraves:agentoferis

nineteen year old girl
want's me to see her naked
I think she's a bot


next: spanking fun
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Colonel Failure

What is the sound of
one hand clapping? I Don't know;
I prefer spanking


Next: skittles - taste the rainbow
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.


   Tool, Flood

----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world won't end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life don't matter
You'll turn to something to help you forget
That you're only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Don't think of us)


    -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

Bella

peach/plum/pineapple/
the colours of the rainbow
sweet upon my tongue

Next Topic: raisinettes
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Maxwellsimplywontlogin

dissapointed grape
how like the journey of life
you are, in a box.

Next up: finding your significant other on a beastiality site.

Horab Fibslager

i can't get no satisfaction
now i see her with a fish and a tree
and the damned site is not even free!
Hell is other people.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

well well well you see
no topic was given me
I can write on this


next:booty
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

MedeoPlusPlus

"Booty" means many
things: treasure, footwear, or glutes
It's all good to me!

Next topic: The Addams Family
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Malaul

dun dun dun dun snap
snap/ dun dun dun dun snap snap/
dun dun dun dun dun dun

dun dun dun dun dun
snap snap/ they're creppy
and they;re cooky. and
Im  out of room

(its a stretch, work with me guys)

next topic - bay watch
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Malaul

boing bounce giggle bob
will it ever stop? run  just
a little bit more



next topic - Foamy
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Malaul

Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

SMFabal

Cream in the Cheese and
the creamy Cheesy Cheesey
Cream Creamy Cream Cheese!

Next: Coffee Shops

Written on behalf of
Your Lord and Master
Foamy
SMFabal, High Pope of CoCK, PSP, CW, KSC, FP, GH, MORBJ

Q: How serious are you about this whole "Discordian" thing?
A: A blue fish Tuesday!
Q: No really, it this, like, deeply philosphical, or just a huge joke?
A: Yes.

Den Sorte Dragen

There was a litle shop
it was just a big coffeeshop
a shop called Starbucks

In it was a cat
in it was a sweet coffeecat
she was called Malaul

But in that coffeeshop
unlike in those dutch coffeeshops
they did not sell drugs

just lots of coffee
lots of sugar milk and tea
but gave me free hugs


NEXT TOPIC: Mean Melancholy
negative....negative.....negative................;type O negative................negative............;negative