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i mean, pardon my english but this, the life i'm living is ww1 trench warfare.

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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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HeimlichHeimlichHeim
lichHeimlichHeimlichHeimlich
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! Ah-

HeimlichHeimlichHeim
lichHeimlichHeimlichHeimlich
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! Ah-

HeimlichHeimlichHeim
lichHeimlichHeimlichHeimlich
SNAKE! SNAKE! OH ITSA SNAKE!

NT: Memebombs versus Haikus
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

ThisIsMyName.StopAsking

Memebombs are nice,
But Haiku people eat rice,
I miss my Asians.

Next Topic: Naked Mole Rats

Brotep

I haven't seen those
since elementary school
at the city zoo.

NT: Windows

Triple Zero

LOL WINDOWS NT
LA LALA WINDOWS NT
WINDOWS NT. Snow.

NT: how to kill this thread

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

ThisIsMyName.StopAsking

Killing this long game:
Publish this new haiku now,
Without next topic.

hooplala

phoenix from the ash
the old haiku born anew
nice try though assholes

NT:  fish clocks
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Hoopla on December 04, 2009, 04:01:06 AM
phoenix from the ash
the old haiku born anew
nice try though assholes
:lulz: :lulz:

Jasper

BAAAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAARRRDS

Damn you all.

Reginald Ret

Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

the other anonymous

hanging on the wall
baiting, ticking, and hooking
scales, tails, and whales

NT: Male Continence

Jasper

Quote from: Regret on January 03, 2010, 02:08:52 PM
Quote from: Felix on January 03, 2010, 10:04:26 AM
Bastards!
Damn you all.
Die now.
fixd

That's not a haiku
Weapons of the enemy
Turn you into them

Next topic:  No.

Cainad (dec.)

No means no, you twat
No no no no no no no
I said NO, fuckhead!

NT: nerds

Brotep

Nerd just means someone
to whom nobody listens,
or tasty candy.

NT: snow cones

President Television

When I go to the
Theme park, I like to piss in
All the snowcone stands.

NT: watermelon
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

rong

when i feel horny
sometimes it feels like my balls
are watermelons

NT: limericks
"a real smart feller, he felt smart"