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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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The Haiku Game

Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Iron Sulfide

Five coloured smoke rings;
a chain of imaginings.
a hobbit smoke out.

next topic: Anal Leakage
Ya' stupid Yank.

chaosgraves:agentoferis

trying to buy food
waiting in line with nachos
diarhea sucks


next: supercalafragilisticexpialadocious
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

gnimbley

went to the movies
with imaginary friends
damn Mary Poppins

next: Crackerjacks

Weselina

wait helplessly
for nothing real
no sign or sound
from the outside
always look on the bright side of life...

saint bastard

that wasn't a hiaku

Wishfarple

poetry police!
hope you like prison, lady
toss the word-salad.

Next topic: Sunday Night Sex Show
His Right Most Honorable Super Hella Reverend Llama Wishfart Rinpoche of the Church of Ed Gein (Deceased),
Temple of Cleveland

sakredchao

church in the morning
bet jesus takes it later
just like a good slave

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next: brillo in the crackpipe
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

Iron Sulfide

cough soft, the crack pipe
trembles in my shaking hands.
*cough* is this brillo?

next topic: Transvestites seeking nirvana
Ya' stupid Yank.

gnimbley

looking for jesus
in the woman's department
think I'll wear pink

next: sacred cow of India

Trollax

Waiting, alone... night
A flying leap and a crash
Let's go tip some more



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This thing called PEZ!

Horab Fibslager

woudl you like a pez?
HAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH
that terrible laugh


next
commie french fries.
Hell is other people.

sakredchao

i like chili fries
oh wait, now they're illegal
you hungry, comrade?

next: blushing bride
consistancy is the blah blah-blin of blah blah blah

DJRubberducky

Quote from: sakredchaonext: blushing bride

What is that, my love?
A porno mag?!  What?  Um...well...
I needed the work!

Next: the victory of surrender
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Iron Sulfide

i capitulate
through surrender i have found
my bowel movements

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next topic:
horney house wives

(bonus IBS haiku:

this irritable
bowel syndrom leaves me raw
the way you once did

this is a Pu Mu Haiku [Haiku of Insult])
Ya' stupid Yank.

Schweinepriester G.

horny and someone
elses wive, fucking her makes
me happy and sad


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