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#2985
May 16, 2010, 06:04:05 AM
Grape Nuts on your chin
Holy shit, fiber, fiber
Mix it in yogurt.

NT: the cancer that is killing pd.com
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

BadBeast

#2986
May 16, 2010, 10:22:23 PM
Mutation of cells,
Is not always a bad thing.
Misdiagnosis.

Technics 1210 record decks.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Suu

#2987
May 18, 2010, 08:58:32 PM
I take your topic
and substitute it for my
superior one


NT: Alcoholism
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#2988
May 18, 2010, 09:02:06 PM
Ten shots of whiskey
A bottle of finest wine
I'd rather be stoned.

NT: Penguins
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

BadBeast

#2989
May 18, 2010, 09:13:49 PM Last Edit: May 20, 2010, 05:09:17 AM by BadBeast
Little Bibbed Waiters,
Running rings around Batman,
Something smells fishy.

NT Teletubbies
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

dontblameyoko

#2990
May 20, 2010, 03:58:50 AM
Tinky-Winky! Po!
Gay boy, communist...and where
are the other two?

NT: prejudice against werewolves
BBBBP
PPBLL ~Ted Kennedy as a baby (http://beatonna.livejournal.com/116931.html)
"ty7h hg uh nmcx,m cv8t gygj jg" ~another baby

Brotep

#2991
May 20, 2010, 04:18:19 AM
Listen up, assholes:
just cuz I'm hairy doesn't
mean I'm a furry.

NT: forbidden love

BadBeast

#2992
May 20, 2010, 05:07:12 AM Last Edit: June 05, 2010, 01:42:22 PM by BadBeast
This forbidden love,
that dares not whinney it's name,
Equus, they whisper.

Crazy inventions
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

BadBeast

#2993
June 05, 2010, 01:44:07 PM
The thing that Dok built,
single horse powered dildo
dog, Bobitted it.

Zombies
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#2994
June 05, 2010, 04:44:16 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 01:44:07 PM
The thing that Dok built,
single horse powered dildo
dog, Bobitted it.

Zombies

Must be a headshot
Anything less won't do it
Fuck, I just got bit

Next topic: having to go through the dirty laundry for today's clothes
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#2995
June 05, 2010, 07:27:56 PM
It's not chocolate,
it's all I have to put on,
Thank God for febreeze!

NT
Glugging down a big gobful of rancid milk.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#2996
June 05, 2010, 07:33:24 PM Last Edit: June 05, 2010, 07:36:07 PM by Nephew Twiddleton
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:27:56 PM
It's not chocolate,
it's all I have to put on,
Thank God for febreeze!

NT
Glugging down a big gobful of rancid milk.

3 AM, thirsty
Grab the milk carton from fridge
BLUUGHHKHH!!!, it's 2 months old!


NT:
Ok, cool. Out of cigarettes when all the stores are closed and no one is around, but you have the remainder of the last pack in the ashtray
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#2997
June 05, 2010, 07:48:10 PM Last Edit: June 05, 2010, 07:49:51 PM by BadBeast
Christ, I need a fag!
where have my papers got to?
Dog ends, here I come!

NT
the desperately drunk chick you shagged a couple of weeks ago is at your door.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#2998
June 05, 2010, 07:53:44 PM Last Edit: June 05, 2010, 07:56:22 PM by Nephew Twiddleton
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 07:48:10 PM
Christ, I need a fag!
where have my papers got to?
Dog ends, here I come!

NT
the desperately drunk chick you shagged a couple of weeks ago is at your door.

Picked up at the bar
She's back here three weeks later
Always use condoms

(I just realized the first letters of each line spell PSA  :lol:)

NT:
Arrested for disturbing the peace
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#2999
June 05, 2010, 08:10:36 PM
Under arrest? why?
Get your hands off me, you Pigs!
Bastards! I can't see!

Regaining consciousness, hung over, in a "Custody Suite".
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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