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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#3000
June 05, 2010, 08:21:05 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 08:10:36 PM
Under arrest? why?
Get your hands off me, you Pigs!
Bastards! I can't see!

Regaining consciousness, hung over, in a "Custody Suite".

Skull fucking throbbing
Open eyes, in the drunk tank
No more tequila....

NT:
Neighbors are having very loud and vigorous sex
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3001
June 05, 2010, 09:04:39 PM
Neighbours are shagging!
She sounds like a skewered pig.
That would put me off!

NT Waiting at the surgery, for the test results of that "burning rash" you have all over  your genitals.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3002
June 05, 2010, 09:10:25 PM Last Edit: June 05, 2010, 09:12:32 PM by Nephew Twiddleton
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:04:39 PM
Neighbours are shagging!
She sounds like a skewered pig.
That would put me off!

NT Waiting at the surgery, for the test results of that "burning rash" you have all over  your genitals.

Rash on my penis
Hope it's not an STD
Results: too much wank

NT Ran up a big tab at the pub that you don't have enough on your credit card for

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3003
June 05, 2010, 09:22:59 PM
Sorry Mate, cant pay.
I'll be in tomorrow though.
settle up then, yeah?

NT. The 5 second walk, to the pub door.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3004
June 05, 2010, 09:24:45 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:22:59 PM
Sorry Mate, cant pay.
I'll be in tomorrow though.
settle up then, yeah?

NT. The 5 second walk, to the pub door.
:mittens:

Oh, man, I'll have to think for that one
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#3005
June 05, 2010, 09:38:30 PM
Slide off of my stool
Confidence, gonna make it
Bouncer's in my way...

NT Power outage when you're just about to beat your high score
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3006
June 05, 2010, 09:45:02 PM
Shit! MotherFUCKER!
It always happens to ME!
Just at the wrong time!

looking up from your mobile phone, at the whole congregation, who are staring at you
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3007
June 05, 2010, 09:55:22 PM Last Edit: June 05, 2010, 09:58:21 PM by Nephew Twiddleton
Quote from: BadBeast on June 05, 2010, 09:45:02 PM
Shit! MotherFUCKER!
It always happens to ME!
Just at the wrong time!

looking up from your mobile phone, at the whole congregation, who are staring at you


Ok, this one's going to be a bit Boston.

WOOOO!!! Fuckin' homah!
Sox beat Yanks eight tah foah, kid
...Shit, sorry Fathah

NT:HAving to take a piss really bad, but no public bathrooms anywhere in sight. It's also daytime and busy.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3008
June 05, 2010, 10:12:15 PM
I'm like Superman,
look around for a phone booth,
there, in quick, and, . . . . . . aaaaahh,

Waking up, after a night on the lash, to find a huge, life size tattoo of Justin Bieber right across your back.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

the dreadful hours

#3009
June 07, 2010, 08:19:07 PM
just another night
forgot my safety buddy
teen bopper on ass

butterscotch pudding and acid reflux

BadBeast

#3010
June 07, 2010, 08:35:05 PM
Ulcerating pain!
It tastes all "butterscotchy"
I hate butterscotch!

NT, Roadkill.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3011
June 07, 2010, 09:10:35 PM Last Edit: June 07, 2010, 09:12:19 PM by Nephew Twiddleton
Quote from: BadBeast on June 07, 2010, 08:35:05 PM
Ulcerating pain!
It tastes all "butterscotchy"
I hate butterscotch!

NT, Roadkill.

Driving through the sticks
Pass by some could-be possum
Stopping. Thems good eats.

NT: Wake up in a haze with the person you were talking to at the bar on the phone and you're bound and gagged in the bathroom
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3012
June 07, 2010, 09:19:07 PM
How did this happen?
Shit! Roofies, and Viagra!
Facepalm, not again!

NT, How to approach a schoolkid, in the bathroom, and ask for a clean urine sample, without alarming him.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3013
June 08, 2010, 03:31:11 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 07, 2010, 09:19:07 PM
How did this happen?
Shit! Roofies, and Viagra!
Facepalm, not again!

NT, How to approach a schoolkid, in the bathroom, and ask for a clean urine sample, without alarming him.

Hello there boy, the
Water's contaminated
Doing tests. Fill cup.

NT- Being that schoolkid
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3014
June 08, 2010, 04:27:07 AM
who's this creepy cunt?
better do just what he says!
He's taking the piss!

NT Elton John's head roady, on finding him expired in an act of auto asphixiation, in his dressing room.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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