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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#3015
June 08, 2010, 04:34:56 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 08, 2010, 04:27:07 AM
who's this creepy cunt?
better do just what he says!
He's taking the piss!

NT Elton John's head roady, on finding him expired in an act of auto asphixiation, in his dressing room.

Oh dear, Elton's dead
Choked himself good both ways now
Fans gonna be pissed

NT- Chatting someone up and realizing that your fly is down. They haven't noticed yet, but might any moment now.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3016
June 08, 2010, 05:05:21 AM
Should i get it out?
or wait for her to do it?
(She will be surprised)

NT, Finding out your best friend of 15 years has teh ghey for you
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3017
June 08, 2010, 05:12:17 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 08, 2010, 05:05:21 AM
Should i get it out?
or wait for her to do it?
(She will be surprised)

NT, Finding out your best friend of 15 years has teh ghey for you

Whoa, dude, known you're gay
For long time now, but I'm not.
But twin brother is.

NT- Finding out your wife has teh ghey for your mom
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3018
June 08, 2010, 05:20:08 AM
What would Daddy say?
I knew my wife swung both ways,
How could you Mummy!

NT, Dads reaction, on finding them together
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3019
June 08, 2010, 05:24:12 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 08, 2010, 05:20:08 AM
What would Daddy say?
I knew my wife swung both ways,
How could you Mummy!

NT, Dads reaction, on finding them together

Whoa, that's fucking hot.
Hey, can I jump on in there?
Sorry, son. Threesome.

NT- You're waiting at the bus stop with some guy who's having a convo with Jesus. Whether Jesus is actually there or not is optional.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3020
June 08, 2010, 06:05:06 AM
What's that awful stink?
it's that stupid hippy, there!
listening to that guy!

NT, Lois Griffins milfiness
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3021
June 08, 2010, 02:06:47 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 08, 2010, 06:05:06 AM
What's that awful stink?
it's that stupid hippy, there!
listening to that guy!

NT, Lois Griffins milfiness

That figure, red hair
Big round eyes. I want her but
She's just a cartoon.

NT- You got a porno from the sex store, but when you watch it, you see things that you didn't expect, and can't unsee.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3022
June 08, 2010, 02:13:49 PM
Seared in my brain now!
Hunger makes whores of us all,
but why, Mummy? Why?

NT, Bill Shatner's staggering acting talent.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3023
June 08, 2010, 03:06:13 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 08, 2010, 02:13:49 PM
Seared in my brain now!
Hunger makes whores of us all,
but why, Mummy? Why?

NT, Bill Shatner's staggering acting talent.

This... acting is... BAD...
So... many pauses, Captain....
Just... give the... order!

NT- fucking with the bill collectors

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3024
June 09, 2010, 12:15:51 AM
He used to live here,
but I've not seen him for weeks,
He's probly locked up

Having to sit in a Taxi, for half an hour, with a nervous baboon.

                                                   

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Nephew Twiddleton

#3025
June 09, 2010, 02:35:08 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on June 09, 2010, 12:15:51 AM
He used to live here,
but I've not seen him for weeks,
He's probly locked up

Having to sit in a Taxi, for half an hour, with a nervous baboon.

                                                   



Dude chill the fuck out
This is why you drink beer, not
Not pop a bunch of pills

NT- vomitting something so vile and weird in consistency, you have to go through what you ate for the last 24 hours to figure out what did it.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

#3026
June 09, 2010, 03:23:55 AM
what the fuck is that?
I never ate a Baby!
Is it still moving?

NT, Steven Seagal, getting caught with a load of photoshopped loli porn on his laptop.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Eater of Clowns

#3027
June 09, 2010, 03:32:11 AM
AT LEAST STEVE SEAGAL
DIDN'T SPAM THESE GAMING THREADS
LIKE YOU TWO SPAGS ARE

NT - anyone but BadBeast and Twiddleton in their pages long alternating posts floating from one game thread to the next
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

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#3028
June 09, 2010, 08:46:10 AM
Badbeast, Twiddleton:
Quit pissing on the shitpile.
PD.com weeps.

NT - how to polish a turd like a pro.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

BadBeast

#3029
July 15, 2010, 01:07:35 PM
Shiny little turd,
sparkling in the sunlight,
you scrubbed up quite well.

A broken top E string.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4
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