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Started by zenji, December 03, 2002, 04:08:20 PM

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Donkeyotay

#810
August 25, 2004, 03:33:28 PM
My friend Doug is drunk
He hit that guy on the head
with a log he found!

Next topic: back to school

LMNO

#811
August 25, 2004, 03:44:34 PM
I'd like to go back,
Escape reality's maze,
Four-year vacation.



Next topic: Militia Men

Demon Seed #three

#812
August 25, 2004, 11:19:39 PM
reason to start shit?
no, i'm a jackass  
morning noon and night

next topic: missing silverware
"like glue on an envelope, if you lick your wounds too long, you are slowly poisioned." The duchess Demonica

"somewhere between Hollywood and its pretty happiness and an anguish so infinite it's anybody's guess is a place where people are all teachers and this just one long class and that ass will get you nowhere tonight
there's a dusty old dust storm on mars they say
so tonight you can't see it too clear, still i stood in line to look through their telescope looked like a distant ship light as seen from a foggy pier, and i know that i was warned still it was not what i hoped, yeah i know that i was warned
still it was not what i hoped
i think i'm done gunnin to get closer to some imagined bliss i gotta knuckle down just be ok with this 'course that star struck girl is already someone i miss"

Donkeyotay

#813
August 26, 2004, 03:38:46 AM
her spoon is missing
Where could it have gone to now?
I think it eloped!

Nest Topic: Making millions picking up dog poop

LMNO

#814
August 26, 2004, 01:44:04 PM
Clean the median:
Goin to dog shit island,
Makin the big bucks



Next topic: hangovers

datacorruption

#815
August 26, 2004, 03:57:39 PM
drink heavily now,
pay for it in the morning:
ow that really hurts!

next topic: paper cups
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Look, nice dashes, nice.

LMNO

#816
August 26, 2004, 04:11:32 PM
Soggy mess of goo
Long ago, it held my drink
I need another

Next topic: UFOs

LMNO

#817
August 26, 2004, 05:46:10 PM
Before the ufos, another "paper cups" haiku:

Do you really think
That's gonna protect my balls?
Surely sir, you jest.


Ok, NOW Next topic: UFOs

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#818
August 26, 2004, 05:50:09 PM
A cup it may be
or perhaps jet or kite
it beammed me up.


slimey twat.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

LMNO

#819
August 26, 2004, 05:59:39 PM
Twat?  I cunt hear you.
Too slippery to get out
This Haiku's yucky.



Next up: Avocados

Donkeyotay

#820
August 27, 2004, 12:09:04 AM
green avocados
tasted good in the tacos
but not in the soup

next topic: banjo players

Demon Seed #three

#821
August 27, 2004, 09:05:00 AM
moving to and fro
look at the fingers go
precisely playing


Next topic:corn fields
"like glue on an envelope, if you lick your wounds too long, you are slowly poisioned." The duchess Demonica

"somewhere between Hollywood and its pretty happiness and an anguish so infinite it's anybody's guess is a place where people are all teachers and this just one long class and that ass will get you nowhere tonight
there's a dusty old dust storm on mars they say
so tonight you can't see it too clear, still i stood in line to look through their telescope looked like a distant ship light as seen from a foggy pier, and i know that i was warned still it was not what i hoped, yeah i know that i was warned
still it was not what i hoped
i think i'm done gunnin to get closer to some imagined bliss i gotta knuckle down just be ok with this 'course that star struck girl is already someone i miss"

Donkeyotay

#822
August 27, 2004, 09:21:57 AM
corn fields are good for
barrels of beer and fireworks
we can make popcorn

next topic: I need a smoke!

Charlemagne

#823
August 27, 2004, 09:57:41 AM
Cigarettes
I want to have some
Give me them

Next topic: Spaceships from Mars invading earth.
Rightfully claiming the title Emperor of Scandinavia since 2003

datacorruption

#824
August 27, 2004, 12:54:33 PM
Xenoc Invasion!
Hide the Mars Bars, professor,
they love chocolate!

Next topic: Mutant Cowsheep
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Look, nice dashes, nice.

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