The Haiku Game

[Horab Fibslager]

oh hail mighty brahman
three headed cows from mars
the final food chain solution


next topic:
1000 bottles of beer on the wall

[LMNO]

I drank all of them:
then, I got 2 hours of sleep.
Now I'm hung over.



Next topic: roadrunner

[gnimbley]

beep beep beep beep beep
beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
beep beep beep beep beep

Next topic: underaged kitty alcoholics

[LMNO]

Mewl, -hic- mewl (lap lap)
That is such a fake ID.
Kittie's got problems.


Next up: head explody

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

hey look it's the prez
Wave to john f. kennedy
What happened to him.

[chaosgraves:agentoferis]

fire season.

[LMNO]

You, season, are FIRED!
Trump's britches are now too big
Turn off the TV


Have at thee:  ephedrine

[Donkeyotay]

I know a doctor
who makes millions of dollars
hocking ephedrine

Next Topic: Sey-Hay and Hey-Now

[Anonymous]

Hey now! Heeeeeeeeeey now! What?
I sey heeeeey.... sorry I'm deaf,
Oh OK that's fine.

Next topic: How many pepperami's can you stick up your arse? (my friend wishes to know)

[Donkeyotay]

twenty three he said
when asked how many of those
he could shove up there

Next Topic: Born in a microwave

[Delusion]

twenty three he said
when asked how many of those
he could shove up there

Next Topic: Born in a microwave

Born in the oven
it strove towards excellence
tragically fell

Next topic: What was it?

[Donkeyotay]

What was it that I
said that made her love me so?
Who cares, she loves me!

:vomit: :pie:

next topic: Rick Nielson of Cheap Trick

[LMNO]

I want you to want
Me; I need you to need me
din' I see you cry?



::akward::

Next up: jury duty

[~~~~Closed~~~~]

just say you hate gays,
blacks, mexicans, and jews. they
wont let you on.

next topic: Riff

[LMNO]

Rock & Roll High School
"Riff Randall, Rock n Roller."
And then, mice explode.


Take a shot at: Insurance salesmen.