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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 23, 2007, 06:57:39 AM

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Idem

#135
March 27, 2007, 10:20:47 PM
Quote from: triple zero on March 27, 2007, 06:05:23 PM
Quote from: Idem on March 27, 2007, 03:48:30 PMtl;dr

and if you did, you'd have said

what

so, yeah.
:lulz:

Yep, only do that when it's something incredibly stupid or nonsensical AND I feel like reading it.

B_M_W

#136
March 27, 2007, 10:29:41 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2007, 10:19:39 PM
Excellent. I never knew about the complexity thing but I suppose it makes sense, started with amoebas or something after all. Never shared a discussion board with so many science heads before, kinda cool learning some of this shit.

Cheers

The really interesting part is when you get into bacterial evolutionary biology. The least derived forms, the archea, and bacteria in general, have super fast reproduction (division by binary fission) AND they can transfer genes in between each other (horizontal gene transfer).

So, the evolutionary tree of bacteria is like this giant spiderweb/mess. Who knows which genes originated where? Or how they even originated in the first place? I mean, how the hell did the process for building proteins originate? Or DNA for that matter?

This shit facinates me.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

P3nT4gR4m

#137
March 27, 2007, 10:41:40 PM
The whole idea of cells just totally fucked me up TBH. I did higher biology at school (but left half way through) and every time I looked at any kind of cell I was thinking "fuck me that's a tiny little factory I'm looking at"

Totally blows me away. And that's before you even get to the notion that there's a tiny little controller in there running the whole nation of little factories in perfect sync. Brain usually locks up right around the double helix.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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B_M_W

#138
March 27, 2007, 10:44:38 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2007, 10:41:40 PM
The whole idea of cells just totally fucked me up TBH. I did higher biology at school (but left half way through) and every time I looked at any kind of cell I was thinking "fuck me that's a tiny little factory I'm looking at"

Totally blows me away. And that's before you even get to the notion that there's a tiny little controller in there running the whole nation of little factories in perfect sync. Brain usually locks up right around the double helix.

My animal phys professor gave me a really cool way to think about a cell in three dimentions, enlarging it to the size of a college building. Maybe I'll post it sometime.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

P3nT4gR4m

#139
March 27, 2007, 10:48:30 PM
TBH unless it's factory sized I can't imagine a cell any other way.

I'm the same with silicon chips - basically they are huge fucking things the size of a city with lots of little people passing bits of paper around, then Raquel Welsh turns on a huge shrinking ray and "zzap!" you got your chip/cell

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

B_M_W

#140
March 27, 2007, 10:58:07 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 27, 2007, 10:48:30 PM
TBH unless it's factory sized I can't imagine a cell any other way.

I'm the same with silicon chips - basically they are huge fucking things the size of a city with lots of little people passing bits of paper around, then Raquel Welsh turns on a huge shrinking ray and "zzap!" you got your chip/cell

Okay, size of a large building then. The cell membrain a cinderblock wall, except it porus and made of a gooey substance. There are proteins and carbohydrates in the wall, on the inside and outside that are like long thick ropes and blocks of proteins the size of fat albert. Then you got the mitochondria, which are the size of semis. Ribosomes are the size of basket balls. Charged Ions are about the size of tic tacs. and water molecules are grains of sand.

I find that puts it in perspective for me alot.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

The Good Reverend Roger

#141
March 28, 2007, 09:08:24 AM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 27, 2007, 08:55:14 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 27, 2007, 08:32:51 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on March 27, 2007, 08:10:36 PM
Let it  be known that I am an egotistical blowheart with a lot of wind.

I warned you guys when I introduced myself here.

The good news is I like you guys.

Look, if you want to know what you're doing wrong, I'll tell you...in a PM or publicly.

If not, well, you wouldn't be the first person here to back the Titanic up for another run at the iceberg.

Please do tell. 

cuz this is old.





I did.  Bad move on my part.

TGRR,
Figured he was wasting his time.  This guy is fucking HOPELESS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ambassador KAOS

#142
March 28, 2007, 09:54:31 AM
You're really too nice.

It breaks my heart to see such civility during roast week.

Dance O' monkey dance.

With <3

AKK

(to clarify rog, in case you get confused, I'm still just having fun =P, sometimes it's hard to get inflection on teh intarw3b.)
AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

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Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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The Good Reverend Roger

#143
May 10, 2009, 07:31:05 PM
Bump for AKK.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Roaring Biscuit!

#144
May 11, 2009, 05:37:53 PM
i cant believe i was tricked into reading that.  holy fuck that guy was retarded.

The Good Reverend Roger

#145
May 12, 2009, 03:48:24 AM
Quote from: TSosBR! on May 11, 2009, 05:37:53 PM
i cant believe i was tricked into reading that.  holy fuck that guy was retarded.

He was so bad, he's an archetype here.

Somehow, I think he'd be pleased by that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Roaring Biscuit!

#146
May 13, 2009, 05:38:39 PM
his posts  remind me of the time a couple of friends thought we'd watch some gospel channel for kicks, little did we know it would be absolutely hilarious..  i definitely recommend if you can, christianity is hilarious (at least televangelists logic is...)

The Good Reverend Roger

#147
May 14, 2009, 05:13:34 AM
Quote from: TSosBR! on May 13, 2009, 05:38:39 PM
his posts  remind me of the time a couple of friends thought we'd watch some gospel channel for kicks, little did we know it would be absolutely hilarious..  i definitely recommend if you can, christianity is hilarious (at least televangelists logic is...)

I follow televangelists like some people follow pro-wrestlers.   :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

fomenter

#148
May 14, 2009, 05:38:57 AM
best i ever saw was out of Texas a pretty well known local TV preacher he had the hardest "for money" pitch i have ever seen and would speak gibberish in the "bctrgwuinwgr halilua praise Jesus " middle of what he was saying it was awesome i wish i could remember his name ..
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The Good Reverend Roger

#149
May 14, 2009, 05:55:23 AM
Quote from: fomenter on May 14, 2009, 05:38:57 AM
best i ever saw was out of Texas a pretty well known local TV preacher he had the hardest "for money" pitch i have ever seen and would speak gibberish in the "bctrgwuinwgr halilua praise Jesus " middle of what he was saying it was awesome i wish i could remember his name ..

Robert Tilton?  <---the all time champeen

W.V.Grant, Jr?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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