Someone asks me, "who are you"?

[Mangrove]

when i'm not busy typing on the internet.....i'm a black labrador retriever.

and you wonder why the cat hates you.   :lol:

:-D  yeah...i should've seen that coming actually....

[Jasper]

I know it's foolish to try and define myself in that way, but I like to as a practice in perspective.  Also, it makes me lail to think of the reaction that kind of windy and unexpected response would get.

[AFK]

That's what makes it perfect really.  Someone asks you a question like that they are probably expecting metaphors and similies.  A factual description like that probably would throw a great many questioners for a loop. 

[LMNO]

I'm a streetwalkin' cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

[Cain]

My name is Cain.

Pay strict attention to what I say, because I choose my words carefully and I never repeat myself. I told you my name, thats the who.

The where could most readily be described as a prison cell, but there's a vast difference between being stuck in a tiny cell, and being in a prison.

The what is easy. Recently I planned and set into motion events to execute the perfect troll. Thats also the when.

As for the why, beyond that obvious lulz motivation, is exceedingly simple. Because I can.

Which only leaves us with the how. And therein, as the Bard will tell us, lies the rub....

[Jasper]

Dammit, the more I read your posts next to the V avatar the more your shakespeare looks obvious and charming.

Argh.

[Cain]

 

Obviously, thats not my real introduction, but its what goes on my Myspace profile.

[Jasper]

And the interplay of poetic dialogue and PD-babble is perfect.

Just saying.

[Cain]

I actually stole it from the intro of Inside Man and changed it with the PD psycho babble.  Though the cell bit works strangely well, considering....

[Suu]

I am really an aux of TGRR.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I am really an aux of TGRR.

Liek soooo yesterdays news!

[Suu]

Was it the 40 year old fat man reference or the general anger that gave it away?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Was it the 40 year old fat man reference or the general anger that gave it away?

Was the fact that I'm a alt of tgrr too so I know everything you know.

[Jasper]

I wonder if he gets tired of being idolized.

Prolly not, though. Slack, etc

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I always want to answer the best I can when people ask retarded, obvious questions they don't care to have answered.

I'm a twenty year old aspiring computer genius participating in a fringe revolution.  I work in a mentally disabled home and sell plasma to earn money to meet the woman of my dreams.  I'm slightly addicted to energy supplements like coffee and adrenal support tonic.  I try to be nice to people on generous principle, but I'm vain, grandiose, and overoptimistic.  I hang out on the internet almost all the time, with people who believe or suspect bizzare, horrifying, and radical things and are raising children to thier standard of intellectual dis-inhibition.  We can be stopped but it's unlikely anyone with the authority and power to do so would notice us.  But that's neither here nor there, and you only asked me an innocent question.  As you were, fleshbag.

TGRR's Answer:  "Your KING, you fucking peasant.  Now, fuck off!"