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Started by Jenne, January 26, 2007, 06:53:46 PM

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LMNO

#30
January 26, 2007, 08:57:43 PM
Oh, this is gonna get ugly.

AFK

#31
January 26, 2007, 09:02:50 PM
Fortunately for you all I've run out of time.  Be sure to check back on Monday as I'm sure to have some real quality material then.   :-D
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#32
January 26, 2007, 09:17:56 PM
with a freezing icestorm outside two japanese tourists enter a bar looking very grumpy.
the barman asks, "what's wrong?" ,
they reply, "is all elis fault!",
the barman asks, "who's elis?",
the japanese answer, "two maniacs outside with tulkey dance say she is goddess of dis cold"
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO

#33
January 26, 2007, 09:20:02 PM
Puns and racist sterotypes?


Aces!

Triple Zero

#34
January 26, 2007, 09:26:46 PM
oh wait. racist stereotypes. sorry about that. you may scratch that from the record if it makes you feel better.

(but it's really true, japanese really mix up their Ls and Rs, just listen to Pizzicato Five singing Playboy Playgirl actually can also be heard as Prayboy Praygirr at the same time. kind of like a audio escher cube thingy)

but it wasn't meant as anything derogatory, the characters in my puns are all equally dumb, regardless of nationality.

next up: discordian blonde jokes!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

P3nT4gR4m

#35
January 26, 2007, 09:30:27 PM
Quote from: triple zero on January 26, 2007, 09:26:46 PM
oh wait. racist stereotypes. sorry about that. you may scratch that from the record if it makes you feel better.

(but it's really true, japanese really mix up their Ls and Rs, just listen to Pizzicato Five singing Playboy Playgirl actually can also be heard as Prayboy Praygirr at the same time. kind of like a audio escher cube thingy)

but it wasn't meant as anything derogatory, the characters in my puns are all equally dumb, regardless of nationality.

next up: discordian blonde jokes!

Did you hear about the discordian blonde that that worked out pi to 1027 decimal places, in her head?

She got the 472nd digit wrong!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#36
January 26, 2007, 09:33:05 PM
000, I'm just busting on you.  No worries.

Mangrove

#37
January 26, 2007, 10:43:15 PM
000 is correct. i took japanese lessons for 2 years and our japanse teacher (who was japanese) was explaining that. she learned how to say an 'r' and 'l' in english.


ironically, she was trying to get us to make our r's sound like l's so we sounded more authentic.


and before anyone says it or even thinks it: i have absolutely NO interest in anime whatsoever. in fact, i really dislike it.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Jenne

#38
January 27, 2007, 03:15:12 AM
As your local ETS rep, yes, the Japanese would call it "rorrercaust" and "lofr" ...much fun could be had with that.

Jenne

#39
January 27, 2007, 03:24:18 AM
Tons of "what do you get when you cross Eris with a ____ ?  A _____." can be done, too.

Example:

What do you get when you cross Eris with George W. Bush?

Nothing.  GW was too golden of an apple for the goddess to fuck with.

B_M_W

#40
January 27, 2007, 03:27:34 AM
Quote from: Jenne on January 27, 2007, 03:24:18 AM
Tons of "what do you get when you cross Eris with a ____ ?  A _____." can be done, too.

Example:

What do you get when you cross Eris with George W. Bush?

Nothing.  GW was too golden of an apple for the goddess to fuck with.
:lulz:
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Jenne

#41
January 27, 2007, 03:35:02 AM
 :thanks:

I'll have to think of some more of those.  They're easy and fun...easier than puns for me at least.

Jasper

#42
January 27, 2007, 07:01:06 PM
I had teh funnay a week ago, but I've spent most of it by now.  Maybe after a day's stressful work I'll have it in me.

tyrannosaurus vex

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January 27, 2007, 09:57:46 PM Last Edit: January 27, 2007, 10:02:09 PM by vexati0n
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Jenne

#44
January 30, 2007, 01:38:58 AM
Ok, parables = jokes or stories with a "moral" or lesson...nay?

And jokes = at the expense of someone else

Ok, I think I'm working too hard on this.  I need to just scrap what I have and start over.

I'm reminded though of why I never try to do stuff like this...the pressure's too much for me and I fucking CAVE.
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