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Operation Scary Presenter

Started by P3nT4gR4m, February 11, 2007, 05:08:31 PM

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Cross posted in case anyone is interested in participating.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY-uv-6YhS8

Upload yuor clip to megaupload and link me. The beauty is it takes absolutely no time at all to create this effect. Suggest anyone with a camcorder do a piece to camera of a rant, try to keep your head as still as possible and I can make you look creepy as fuck with very little effort (very little effort FTW)

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How does one do that? It's pretty freakin cool.

(though that video will probably haunt my dreams forever)
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1) Record a clip of your face, saying stuff. Keep your head as still as possible.

2) Using a video fx package (I use adobe after effects) Place 3 copies in the timeline.

3) on one copy draw a rough mask round the eyes

4) on the other copy draw a rough mask round the mouth

5) Turn the eyes and mouth clips upside down

6) stretch the mouth a bit sideways

7) Export to movie

8 ) Upload to youtube

Whole process takes about 15 mins (excluding recording your face)

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark