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Started by Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ, February 25, 2007, 07:35:57 AM

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

February 25, 2007, 07:35:57 AM
i amn dfoidng to ewrire a  reant npw
i am snbsu you are sll siducjhkk of my dunk posting if thes hert formsus
bey if ont caifde bscayse that al s i  xiod
soehre is my rsy
RANTRANTERANT
i hats peopel nmer jsurtn rgi
thes spidss ny off and dmake eme wnat tot vhry  :cry:
ims am beigng duck ans emo dirnk prormd right nrop
PORON
heaaaaa
:cry: :cry: :cry: :lol: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
ozmerg EMO hahahhaha
inco9cntlcusisn]
contiukne your ficne work
ilove you slllll
cepyt i rally dont
HAHAHHAHA u usck  :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
i love they cru fads :cry: lol

B_M_W

#1
February 25, 2007, 09:01:25 PM
And that my comrads was a message from our Lady Presitator Fred Noodle.  8)
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

hunter s.durden

#2
February 25, 2007, 10:22:28 PM
How long has she (or he) been drunk?
She's been drunk posting for three days now...

I wish I was on a bender...
This space for rent.

B_M_W

#3
February 25, 2007, 10:29:31 PM
It is she (very attractive, if I remember from the photos way back when), and shes a college student. Slacking is what we do best.
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#4
February 25, 2007, 10:51:06 PM
Jesus didnt like my rant
he told me to stop drinking
FUCK YOU JESUS
i cant even read my rant.
i hope it was nothing important

heres my new rant:

DONT LISTEN TO A CRACKPOT WITH A BEARD WHO GOT NAILED TO SOME STICKS BY THE JEWS

kthxbye

Sir Comrade Kenan

#5
February 25, 2007, 10:56:47 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodle on February 25, 2007, 07:35:57 AM
i amn dfoidng to ewrire a  reant npw
i am snbsu you are sll siducjhkk of my dunk posting if thes hert formsus
bey if ont caifde bscayse that al s i  xiod
soehre is my rsy
RANTRANTERANT
i hats peopel nmer jsurtn rgi
thes spidss ny off and dmake eme wnat tot vhry  :cry:
ims am beigng duck ans emo dirnk prormd right nrop
PORON
heaaaaa
:cry: :cry: :cry: :lol: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
ozmerg EMO hahahhaha
inco9cntlcusisn]
contiukne your ficne work
ilove you slllll
cepyt i rally dont
HAHAHHAHA u usck  :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
i love they cru fads :cry: lol


I'm not sure, but you could have just put the meaning of life into words here. :mittens:


Quote from: mian tiao noodle on February 25, 2007, 10:51:06 PM
heres my new rant:

DONT LISTEN TO A CRACKPOT WITH A BEARD WHO GOT NAILED TO SOME STICKS BY THE JEWS

:cheers:
Well, I just said it so FUCKING LISTEN OR ILL KEEP SHOUTING UNTIL YOUR BRAINS BECOME FLUID AND POUR OUT YOUR EARS.

Cain

#6
February 25, 2007, 11:01:01 PM
That doesn't mean we can't listen to Jesus.  Filthy Latins did him in, cuz the Jews used stones for execution.

Sir Comrade Kenan

#7
February 25, 2007, 11:02:54 PM
So you hate Mexicans? Did I read that right?
Well, I just said it so FUCKING LISTEN OR ILL KEEP SHOUTING UNTIL YOUR BRAINS BECOME FLUID AND POUR OUT YOUR EARS.

Cain

#8
February 25, 2007, 11:09:30 PM
Latinos =/= Latins.  After all, Jesus itself is a Puerto Rican name.

Sir Comrade Kenan

#9
February 25, 2007, 11:13:01 PM
True..

But then how do you explain why they sound so similar?
Also, I always thought Latin meant people that used that language. (back in the day)
Well, I just said it so FUCKING LISTEN OR ILL KEEP SHOUTING UNTIL YOUR BRAINS BECOME FLUID AND POUR OUT YOUR EARS.

Thurnez Isa

#10
February 25, 2007, 11:26:09 PM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on February 25, 2007, 09:01:25 PM
And that my comrads was a message from our Lady Presitator Fred Noodle.  8)

Fire and Brimstone to those who don't obay!!!!!!!!!
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

theCalmpsychopath

#11
February 26, 2007, 12:45:30 AM
Fire and Brimstone isn't very cost effective, use guns 

edit: spell mistake
the human brain is like a grizzly bear with a midget on the back trying to control it

Thurnez Isa

#12
February 26, 2007, 02:16:45 AM
I don't believie in sparing any expense when it comes to fire and brimestone
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Sir Comrade Kenan

#13
February 26, 2007, 07:00:15 AM
Quote from: theCalmpsychopath on February 26, 2007, 12:45:30 AM
Fire and Brimstone isn't very cost effective, use guns 

edit: spell mistake

Guns aren't very cost effective, use razor-sharp tomahawks duct taped to hands. :lulz:
Well, I just said it so FUCKING LISTEN OR ILL KEEP SHOUTING UNTIL YOUR BRAINS BECOME FLUID AND POUR OUT YOUR EARS.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
February 26, 2007, 04:04:38 PM
Quote from: mian tiao noodle on February 25, 2007, 10:51:06 PM
Jesus didnt like my rant
he told me to stop drinking
FUCK YOU JESUS
i cant even read my rant.
i hope it was nothing important

heres my new rant:

DONT LISTEN TO A CRACKPOT WITH A BEARD WHO GOT NAILED TO SOME STICKS BY THE JEWS

kthxbye

And THAT, ladies and gennelmens, is why Fred is your Goddess. :lulz:
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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