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[Doktor Howl]

Also, they let Bill Cosby out of jail because the DA fucked up.

[Doktor Howl]

Donald Rumsfeld croaked.

Boy, today has been a mixed bag.

[Cramulus]

Also, they let Bill Cosby out of jail because the DA fucked up.

and they didn't Free Britney. This week sucks.

[chaotic neutral observer]

Lockdowns in Britain have evidently caused a rat problem.

Toilet rats! Vermin are all over Britain – and they’re climbing up our waste pipes.

[Jorge Dorn]

Also, they let Bill Cosby out of jail because the DA fucked up.

and they didn't Free Britney. This week sucks.

They freed Britney.

[Joshua123]

Wow, they must be deluded.  Sometimes, Christian paranoia actually works in peoples favour.  Amazing.

You'd be surprised!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Unconfirmed, but this goes a long way towards explaining the missing audio and the general stalling and "keep out" behavior of the Uvalde police.

hxxps://twitter.com/seconds_0/status/1531742145912004608

[Doktor Howl]

Unconfirmed, but this goes a long way towards explaining the missing audio and the general stalling and "keep out" behavior of the Uvalde police.

hxxps://twitter.com/seconds_0/status/1531742145912004608

This is all normal.

Exterminate the brutes.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Unconfirmed, but this goes a long way towards explaining the missing audio and the general stalling and "keep out" behavior of the Uvalde police.

hxxps://twitter.com/seconds_0/status/1531742145912004608

This is all normal.

Exterminate the brutes.

Agreed.
They even tried to throw a teacher under the bus. It turns out she closed the door.

hxxps://www.npr.org/2022/06/01/1102355422/uvalde-shooting-teacher-door

This is the kind of shit we get when cops are habituated to not being held accountable.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Well. They certainly don't want anybody nosing around that school and taking pictures.

hxxps://www.expressnews.com/news/local/article/Uvalde-school-shooting-17212194.php

[Doktor Howl]

Well. They certainly don't want anybody nosing around that school and taking pictures.

hxxps://www.expressnews.com/news/local/article/Uvalde-school-shooting-17212194.php

You don't have to break news links  Just saying.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Thanks. My bad.

Totally unrelated, but can someone explain why Louis DeJoy still has a job?

[Doktor Howl]

Thanks. My bad.

Totally unrelated, but can someone explain why Louis DeJoy still has a job?

He has one of those jobs where the president can't just fire you.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Not even the president? We have to wait for him to croak?

Let's focus on something more uplifting. Peter Navarro is in custody.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/former-trump-adviser-peter-navarro-indicted-contempt-congress-charges-rcna31856

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

https://www.sacurrent.com/news/report-uvalde-police-coordinating-with-bikers-to-keep-media-from-covering-school-shooting-funerals-29039496

Can't have those families talking to the press. Something could...come out.

"Let's hire bikers to work security! What could go wrong?"
- some guy at Altamont